Streetwalker Reports

[Normal Guy]

So this is my little adventure from last weekend (9/10) I was stoned and drunk which is the only time I look for SW. I started on 8st from 37ave-57ave and saw nothing so Ithough you guys where full of shit. I went to Flagler driving down from 57ave I saw a cute BSW too clean and cute to be true and IT WASN'T. I asked her for a ride and she said "I don't need a ride but what do wan't" I pulled up my middle finger and drove off. I Kept driving east on flagler and spotted a WSW she looked good in her tight outfit, I picked her up and we arrange FS for. 60 I didn't have cash on me so we went to an ATM and to get some and of course I broke a rule of leaving her on my car by herself and of course something disappeared, my I pod! So we continued we did the deed after we finish I told her something was missing and if she could give it back. She said

She didn't have it and that she would help me look for it. I never told her it was an Ipod and she said to me "what kind of Ipod is it" while looking for it on my car. I got

Angry and I took her purse got my Ipod out of it and tossed her purse about 15feet from my car. I tried to drive off but my seat was all the way to the front and couldn't fit inside she started hitting my back windshield with her heels so I got out mad as fuck and she started running with her pants half way up (LOL!) so I chase her for like 5seconds to scare her off got back in my car and went home. She said she was from Alaska (I never belive SW I'm sure she's from right here MIA) she looked like one of those pancake face asian that look like she got punch as a kid.

One point worth mentioning is that this hobby is much safer when you are fairly sober and alert. (Plus, you cum faster if you are not drunk.)

After a few drinks, we are less aware of surroundings, cars, cops, girls hands, people nearby, etc. DUI gets even worse if you add MUI too. Mongering under the influence, that is.

Norm

[BornToFish]

You folks know Jessica? Short Italian brunette, always see her on NE 2nd Ave.

Wow this girl gives an amazing BJ. Wonder why I never picked her up before.

She says she's originally from Pennsylvania, went to Wharton Business School, graduated with an MBA in Business Administration, then worked in pharmaceutical sales.

Don't know if her story is far-fetched or not, but not many SWs are even aware of a school called Wharton, nor what the term pharmaceutical even implies.

She kept badgering me to do half-half, but I wasn't up for it. Plus, while she was going down I rubbed her pussy from behind, and shit my fingers stank! Glad I carry anti-bacterial wipes and alcohol.

But wow, that BJ skill of hers is something.

Poon,

Is she short with shoulder length hair?

I picked up a girl similar to what you are describing on N. Miami ave and 19th in front of the cafeteria on the corner. She pushed for f / s also, but I was skeptical.

Great oral skills and put forth a great effort. Really worth it in my opinion. Forgot to get her number since she was in a hurry to get back. If you have it please pm me.

[SLIentdb]

Hey guys I am looking for info on Baylay please. Poon has posted about her and has her number. I am willing to trade. Please PM me if you have her number. Thanks.

SLI,

P. S. Also just my bit on this current bitching from Lou. The kid did the right thing if the story is true and he had some major balls to do it. But he should never ever go mongering wasted. Just plain stupid.

[Member #4860]

I'd say you'd best trust your gut instinct. There's more down in Homestead where that came from and although maybe not as cute, it's likelier to not end up giving your big head a big ache if you know what I mean.

I don't post here a ton but do have a few reviews I done. Here goes up in the homestead area where I work I saw a very decent looking brunnete. My opinion she looks 19-23 ish she was in the parkinglot of a motel when I saw her first. A few hours later I saw her again in a gas station inline infront of me. She was dressed very nice had some tats on her legs and chest but not too many was about to start chatting to her but she walked off very quick.

Later in the day when I'm driving down the block where the motel is I see her again this time she waves at me so I whip a uturn and go into the motel parking lot. Start chatting with her for a few she's very cute with a nice body. I tell her I'm on my way home for the nite and kinda broke at the moment. I ask her if she has a number and she gives it to me and her name.

Then she tells me she's not into any drugs and is only in town for 2 weeks from tampa. For some reason I don't have the best of feelings on this chick. The next day I don't see her at all and scoped the area for her. So I decided to call her number the number says voicemail is full. So I tried a text and no responce. So later I get a very weird text back that says this is babyluv and crap like that. Then I get a call on my cell on my way home from work but didn't answer hoping she would leave me a vm but she never did.

I'm thinking very much this is a vicecop perhaps and I been mongerin over 20yrs in NYC and miami. But passed this by a coworker also and he thinks its a vicecop also. Any thoughts girl is way cute too. Little head wants to try it. LOL

[Member #4860]

If you had any sense you'd know the procedure is to have her get in your car. If she refuses then you say bye-bye and go hunt elsewhere. Period. If she does get in then you do the LEO check INSIDE the car, preferably after you've driven away from where you picked her up and without any objection from the SWer. If she gets nervous or freaked out and doesn't want to initiate the LEO check, then just drop her off by saying "there's been some kind of misunderstanding, I'm sorry" and get her out of your car. But see, you already know that, because even you can't possibly be that dumb, and you've been around this forum (in one guise or another) for long enough to have read repeatedly about how it's done. This is why I have to agree with Lurker X that most of what you post is probably just imagined, because frankly much of what you post (when it's not rambling gibberish) is pretty obvious and repetitive.

The other reason I know you're just trying to fuck with our heads is the flurry of insulting PMs you continue to send me, as if trying to provoke me into something. Rest assured that I'm not about to sink to your level so you might as well just save your efforts and refrain from sending me PM insults. If you have anything to say, say it publicly and run the risk of Jackson censoring you.

Mundo shut up will you. I'm not making up BS story. How you know I'm making it up or how can I make it up. They'res no way that I can make it up. If you don't believe me and have nothing nice to say. Stay off my page or status. You are being very rude. You need to go get a life. What I wrote last night actually did happen.

How am I suppose to prove to her that I'm not a cop? I'm serious and you think I'm playing. Well you're playin on your end. I just told cause I'm not. How else can I prove it to her? What should I tell her? I'll give you a ride or hop in?

[DarkRaijin]

So well I decided to do a run from SW8th West- East from 57th to 27 and back up flagler. Nothing. Headed again east on SW8st to sw27th ave to the TP talked about by ST. Nothing. Headed North on NW27ave till I hit NW 79st. Headed east till nw 7ave area. Saw a spinner type WSW. Named Michelle. Did a copy check. Before gettin into the car she kept saying she was "working" and I kept sayin "you need a ride". I started to drive off. So she opened the car's door and hopped in and showed her bleeding punanie _. : and off we went. Moved out of 79th to US1 by tacobell. Parked and got a. Got a. CBJ. Mainly because I saw a mole by her lip. But I do not take chances.

This michelle has a gap or 1 of her lower tooth is missing (either or). Sucking skills around 7. She kept comin up for air and had to pin her down and tell her to put her hands back. =D. Shooting was done into her mouth the usual samurai drawing the katana me goin on top of her. The infamous pix that got me into sueing.

Didn't care to get her digits as she said she wanted tacohell. So I got her some. Damange was. 30.

Attached pix for fun.

Time of hunt: 11pm to 12:15am then I left 79st area.

Other fun facts: Saw a real fat WSW on 8th takin up most of the bench space on notel on 42nd. I mean a realll BBW. Not my thing.

And on 79th I also SW a Tranny. A LTW. I actually met her before Michelle right around BP / Foodmart made a U to pick her up. And as she approached I could see IT's shave line LOL. I was like 4get IT. And then passin on to michelle.

Stay safe and hunt hard. Nic0 man not a wild man in this one.

[PoonHunter1]

You folks know Jessica? Short Italian brunette, always see her on NE 2nd Ave.

Wow this girl gives an amazing BJ. Wonder why I never picked her up before.

She says she's originally from Pennsylvania, went to Wharton Business School, graduated with an MBA in Business Administration, then worked in pharmaceutical sales.

Don't know if her story is far-fetched or not, but not many SWs are even aware of a school called Wharton, nor what the term pharmaceutical even implies.

She kept badgering me to do half-half, but I wasn't up for it. Plus, while she was going down I rubbed her pussy from behind, and shit my fingers stank! Glad I carry anti-bacterial wipes and alcohol.

But wow, that BJ skill of hers is something.

[DarkRaijin]

You guys brings the 80's back _ Prosche Design 5860's Aviators and F40 Ferrari's Miami Vice style. Messing w / ya. Sound like good times back in MIA; too bad I was dirtying the diapers back then :P with running nose LOL.

Lurker, that was before the LEO stings started coming. At least I don't remember LEO stings from back in the 80s. Guess it was a more relaxed and less complicated time. Oh well. So much for progress!

[Caseca101]

Yeah only an idiot like you would believe such a story. Who the hell would sponge off an idiot like you and him making up bullshit stories because their life is so pathethic.

I got more balls than you will ever have in 20 lifetimes punky brewster or whatever the hell you call yourself. I will sit in my peanut gallery as long as you sit on your 12 inch dildo.

Little *****.

Sit quietly in the peanut gallery and keep sponging off of those who put themselves out there with time, money and safety, then share their efforts with others, including freeloaders like you. Where does a lurker like you get the balls to tell a contributing poster to do "us" a favor?

Pew Pew's story is entirely realistic and credible. If you had any mongering experience, you'd know this. Once you find yourself with a SW who steals or tries to rob you or set you up, you're in the middle of a street crime. Chivalry is not what's called for.

From the safety of your couch at home, will you opine on what else should Pew have done to stop her from breaking his window with her shoe?

[Frank Rizzoo]

I don't post here a ton but do have a few reviews I done. Here goes up in the homestead area where I work I saw a very decent looking brunnete. My opinion she looks 19-23 ish she was in the parkinglot of a motel when I saw her first. A few hours later I saw her again in a gas station inline infront of me. She was dressed very nice had some tats on her legs and chest but not too many was about to start chatting to her but she walked off very quick.

Later in the day when I'm driving down the block where the motel is I see her again this time she waves at me so I whip a uturn and go into the motel parking lot. Start chatting with her for a few she's very cute with a nice body. I tell her I'm on my way home for the nite and kinda broke at the moment. I ask her if she has a number and she gives it to me and her name.

Then she tells me she's not into any drugs and is only in town for 2 weeks from tampa. For some reason I don't have the best of feelings on this chick. The next day I don't see her at all and scoped the area for her. So I decided to call her number the number says voicemail is full. So I tried a text and no responce. So later I get a very weird text back that says this is babyluv and crap like that. Then I get a call on my cell on my way home from work but didn't answer hoping she would leave me a vm but she never did.

I'm thinking very much this is a vicecop perhaps and I been mongerin over 20yrs in NYC and miami. But passed this by a coworker also and he thinks its a vicecop also. Any thoughts girl is way cute too. Little head wants to try it. LOL

[Bunker Buster]

Wow you sound immature little twerp making up bs stories just to get attention. Stone and drunk. Yeah your real cool. Next time do us a favor and keep your little make believe fantasies to yourself.

You must feel big chasing down a SW. I hope next time the cops see you and arrest your idiotic self.

Sit quietly in the peanut gallery and keep sponging off of those who put themselves out there with time, money and safety, then share their efforts with others, including freeloaders like you. Where does a lurker like you get the balls to tell a contributing poster to do "us" a favor?

Pew Pew's story is entirely realistic and credible. If you had any mongering experience, you'd know this. Once you find yourself with a SW who steals or tries to rob you or set you up, you're in the middle of a street crime. Chivalry is not what's called for.

From the safety of your couch at home, will you opine on what else should Pew have done to stop her from breaking his window with her shoe?

[Lurker X]

So I went to sleep a couple of nights ago and had a dream about Bonnie. She was posted on 79 and 11.

Good looking spinner type WSW with a tight body. LMAO

Bonnie looks hot, I like the petite little spinner types.

But bro, you don't have to say you dream your encounters, you've posted credible pics of her in the PH.

Are you nervous or just trying to make LOUser feel better. He dreams up most of his monger adventures.

[Member #4860]

No LOUser, you didn't make a mistake. Your mistake is that BS story, which nobody but you believes, and you know it. Why don't you report something of value, will you?

OK I spotted a BSW on SW 8 st and 47av. I parked on the side road and she walks towards my truck and asked if I was a cop and I said "no" and she says "can you prove it" and I said "yeah I just proved it to you my me saying no which is all the proof it got" and she said "well I don't know and she walk off" I didn't want to negotiate money while she was standing outside of my truck. What should I of told her. Did I make a mistake?

[Sabor]

So this is my little adventure from last weekend (9/10) I was stoned and drunk which is the only time I look for SW. I started on 8st from 37ave-57ave and saw nothing so Ithough you guys where full of shit. I went to Flagler driving down from 57ave I saw a cute BSW too clean and cute to be true and IT WASN'T. I asked her for a ride and she said "I don't need a ride but what do wan't" I pulled up my middle finger and drove off. I Kept driving east on flagler and spotted a WSW she looked good in her tight outfit, I picked her up and we arrange FS for. 60 I didn't have cash on me so we went to an ATM and to get some and of course I broke a rule of leaving her on my car by herself and of course something disappeared, my I pod! So we continued we did the deed after we finish I told her something was missing and if she could give it back. She said

She didn't have it and that she would help me look for it. I never told her it was an Ipod and she said to me "what kind of Ipod is it" while looking for it on my car. I got

Angry and I took her purse got my Ipod out of it and tossed her purse about 15feet from my car. I tried to drive off but my seat was all the way to the front and couldn't fit inside she started hitting my back windshield with her heels so I got out mad as fuck and she started running with her pants half way up (LOL!) so I chase her for like 5seconds to scare her off got back in my car and went home. She said she was from Alaska (I never belive SW I'm sure she's from right here MIA) she looked like one of those pancake face asian that look like she got punch as a kid.

Job well done! Most mongers would fold and just accept the lost.

[ChillyWilly325]

So this is my little adventure from last weekend (9/10) I was stoned and drunk which is the only time I look for SW. I started on 8st from 37ave-57ave and saw nothing so Ithough you guys where full of shit. I went to Flagler driving down from 57ave I saw a cute BSW too clean and cute to be true and IT WASN'T. I asked her for a ride and she said "I don't need a ride but what do wan't" I pulled up my middle finger and drove off. I Kept driving east on flagler and spotted a WSW she looked good in her tight outfit, I picked her up and we arrange FS for. 60 I didn't have cash on me so we went to an ATM and to get some and of course I broke a rule of leaving her on my car by herself and of course something disappeared, my I pod! So we continued we did the deed after we finish I told her something was missing and if she could give it back. She said

She didn't have it and that she would help me look for it. I never told her it was an Ipod and she said to me "what kind of Ipod is it" while looking for it on my car. I got

Angry and I took her purse got my Ipod out of it and tossed her purse about 15feet from my car. I tried to drive off but my seat was all the way to the front and couldn't fit inside she started hitting my back windshield with her heels so I got out mad as fuck and she started running with her pants half way up (LOL!) so I chase her for like 5seconds to scare her off got back in my car and went home. She said she was from Alaska (I never belive SW I'm sure she's from right here MIA) she looked like one of those pancake face asian that look like she got punch as a kid.

Hey mmmh I m not going to judge wether your stories is true or not fact is I don't know. But think about it for 60 you could have gone to jail for harrasing a street walker and I m pretty sure bail would have been much higher than 60 bucks, remember those SW s don't give a shit in fact some of them they don't care wether they get busted or not, think twice my friend. And stay thirsty