Massage Parlor Reports

[Boston Ampfan]

Saw the ads on CL for a new place at 400 Main St, Waltham. Tried to call them, but no answer. Drove over, walked upstairs. First impression was good. The place is brand new, spanking clean. A treatment room door opened and out stepped a thin 50 YO lady. I'd rank her 5 going on 6 in appearance."Sorry," she said," busy now with customer. Come back in one hour." Told her I would and asked that she reserve the time for me.

Left and returned in an hour. Just entering the parking lot as another customer was leaving. He pulled up next to me, rolled his window down. We stared at each other for ten minutes, then finally I broke the silence."How was your massage?" I asked."Thumbs down in every respect," he replied, earnestly."Bad massage. And I will say, confidentially, that if you are seeking happiness, you are best advised to take your quest elsewhere." If I have learned one thing about this hobby, it is that reports from strangers met in the parking lot are not always fully reliable. Rather than leaving, I walked upstairs. The same lady emerged from the same room and repeated what she said earlier: "I with customer. Come back in an hour."

This perturbed me greatly, but as I did not want to upset the other paying customer, I decided to leave without further comment. But as I sat in the car, I was feeling less sanguine. I called the number and this time she answered. I said,"It is not nice to tell someone to return in an hour if you don't mean it. Here I am, a nice fellow. I am not driving a Crown Victoria. And yet, you failed to honor our appointment, choosing instead to let some perfect stranger walk in off the street and take my place in line." My frustration getting the better of me, I continued,"You are, in fact, a clueless fitch, and you should go and buck yourself." I then proceeded to describe a complex sexual practice in which I encouraged her to participate.one involving three mountain goats, a blind shepherd, an Ox and a pair of gerbils. Had she followed my advice, she would have needed several months off from the spa. Nonetheless, she asked me to clarify the sequence of events."No," I said, feeling exasperated,"the smallest mountain goat first."

So, it turns out that not only is she unattractive, unresponsive to customers and ill trained in the art of massage, but she is unable to hold a few simple instructions in mind.

Will I return? Doubtless not.

[Statman]

Negative on the one above Sal's. It was / is Spa Tao.

Tried to go there yesterday, and no answer, Even called and no answer, hair place next to it inside, says she comes and goes, it is not spa Tao, as tried to look for that, but could not find. If anyone can throw a bone to someone from CA, I would appreciate it, as I am going through withdrawl, and have not found anything in Nashua, Lowell, or AMPs around there.

[Rito1]

Back to working on my A List of MP's. A is for Angel on Beale St Quincy.

Her place is a couple of blocks away from the Wollaston T station, so it should be quite convenient for some of you. For those driving, there is a parking lot behind her store front. However, I'm starting to park a bit away from the MP's these days for I'd security. Since Beale St has 2 hour free parking, that's not a problem (especially in the morning which is my preference).

When Angel greeted me, she was wearing a short mini-skirt. She's in her forties, in great shape and really cute. She brought me to the massage room, which was clean and nicely decorated.

Angel has strong hands with slow strokes, my fav. At one point, she got on the table for better leverage, and the body to body contact was quite nice. Later, she used her feet for part of the massage, which I found novel. Then an excellent tease, which got me on all fours, a great back-hand and prostrate massage. I felt trembling and wondered if it was the nearby T station. No, it was just me, cumming like an effin freight train. DAMN.

After the flip, I got a taste of the ta ta's and a view of kitty. Angel knows how to set up repeat business with a preview tease of the next visit. Then a great therapeutic massage, from my scalp down to my toes.

After time was up (full hour) , I got dressed and gave Angel the tip, which she appreciated.

Definitely will repeat. Looks 8, Attitude 9, Service 9,

Damages 60 house. 50 tip,

Moby

Now that she has her own place and can lock the door I find that she dresses alot more sexy than she used to and she give alot better service.

[Moby9]

Back to working on my A List of MP's. A is for Angel on Beale St Quincy.

Her place is a couple of blocks away from the Wollaston T station, so it should be quite convenient for some of you. For those driving, there is a parking lot behind her store front. However, I'm starting to park a bit away from the MP's these days for I'd security. Since Beale St has 2 hour free parking, that's not a problem (especially in the morning which is my preference).

When Angel greeted me, she was wearing a short mini-skirt. She's in her forties, in great shape and really cute. She brought me to the massage room, which was clean and nicely decorated.

Angel has strong hands with slow strokes, my fav. At one point, she got on the table for better leverage, and the body to body contact was quite nice. Later, she used her feet for part of the massage, which I found novel. Then an excellent tease, which got me on all fours, a great back-hand and prostrate massage. I felt trembling and wondered if it was the nearby T station. No, it was just me, cumming like an effin freight train. DAMN.

After the flip, I got a taste of the ta ta's and a view of kitty. Angel knows how to set up repeat business with a preview tease of the next visit. Then a great therapeutic massage, from my scalp down to my toes.

After time was up (full hour) , I got dressed and gave Angel the tip, which she appreciated.

Definitely will repeat. Looks 8, Attitude 9, Service 9,

Damages 60 house. 50 tip,

Moby

[Phindroid]

Has anyone tried this place in Medford, the one that goes "The best option is here"? If it is a new place, I plan to tofft and report back. I did call once and was definitely an AMP.

http://boston.craigslist.org/gbs/thp/2602105189.html

Phin

[Member #4247]

Hey Fellow Mongers,

I first want to thank all those who Pm me with sugestions on AMP.

I started out on essex st, got to the ho toy nooodle spot and found the Rainbow centeral, I had to call to find the entance, like a dumbass it was right in front of me. I walked in and greeted by a mid aged woman (40 ish) , she asked if I wanted a haircut or massage, told her message, she asked how long 40 hh. 60 hr, she then asked if I wanted boy or girl, without a blink of a eye I said girl (she laughed due to my tone). I walk to a room with a sliding rice paper like door. She tells me to get undressed, I do so right done to nothing, in comes this 40ish woman she didn't mention her name, and tells me to lay face down. She starts a kneading me like a bag of dough, I was like holy crap, there were time I think she was trying to pop my head from my neck, anyway I tested the water and touch her leg, I swear this woman jumped back so fast you think, I just shoot her, she place my hand to the sides. Well 1/2 hour pass and no flip and tug. I gave her 60 for the experience 60=40+20 tip.

Well after that experience I decided that I need another massgae from that massage, so I head over to Knapp st. I wake in was asked for a haircut or massage, massage 40hr 6 hh opted for 1/2 hr, ask for coco (was recommend by spaz). She was this nice looking 30ish woman, takes back to the room and asked wanted soft or hard told her hard ok. She performed a nice soft to hard masage on my back with plenty of play to the boys, we taled about this and that, asked if touching ok, yes it was. A few minutes into asked if she could undress to she said no no, I then asked her if I could give her a masaage, she said maybe next time, more time. I asked to flip over and did so, asked if my little guy wanted to be massaged (I laugh about it now, why would I be here) and she performed a nice HJ and light prostate massage, I asked to see her breast and she lifted her shirt and wiped out a nice pair of be or see cup with long hard nipples, I was stuned to see such a nice surprise, to me they were beautiful, I motion her over and kissed them bad boys, they were natural and soft. I made the comment you make baby happy and she laughed. Well my 1/2 hour was up I tiped 40 and left happy.

The only negative comment I have to say is that there doesn't sem to be many Young girls and the interaction with a place that excepts other people for hair cuts, I am a Providence AMP guy, always happy to go to Os, but their not cheap either.

[CrazyEddy62]

Went by yesterday morning, herd place was good rub and tug. When I arrived there was 4 L. E. Cars outside. They were all over the place. Kept going, just FYI.

Beware and be safe

[Bigboy22]

After reading the article, I got the sense the Off wasn't happy with the service, and pulled out the badge card. It just shows that all mongers from the low man to suppose to be respectable ones want their money worth.

My guess would be that the officer tried to take advantage of the lady in his assignment. Because he was too much off the track, it made difficult to prosecute without compromise the police public integrity. So they decided not to proceed. It does look like a good idea to use tax-payer's money to have some fun, eh?

[WasRass]

Does the search function even work here? It would be good to know if I am doing something wrong. Everytime I try to use is it, it basically comes back saying, yes, your keyword has been found. It is somewhere in this 632 page thread. Ugg.

Tap,

Some posters abbreviate Chinatown as CT. I cannot get the Forum's search function to provide results for "CT"; the search term may be too short. You will leave happy from most CT AMPs, just don't expect to find a young, beautiful masseuse (or anyone resembling the girl in the advertisement). Damage for a good 60-minute massage and HE is typically $60/70 + $40 tip.

Welcome to Boston and TIA for your participation in our Stimulus Program.

OM

[Oldmonger]

MGH is in Boston near Cambridge St, Boston. The 1000 Cambridge St you speak of is in Cambridge. Across the river. It is okay at best. You might try 1034 Cambridge St, Cambridge. That is if you want to go to Cambridge.

Chinatown might be a better choice. MGH is a stop on the Redline. You can take the Red-line (in-bound) to downtown crossing and its a short walk into Chinatown. There are places on Knapp, Hudson, Tremont St, Tyler, Edinboro. Check the board or craigslist for phone numbers.

Tap,

Some posters abbreviate Chinatown as CT. I cannot get the Forum's search function to provide results for "CT"; the search term may be too short. You will leave happy from most CT AMPs, just don't expect to find a young, beautiful masseuse (or anyone resembling the girl in the advertisement). Damage for a good 60-minute massage and HE is typically $60/70 + $40 tip.

Welcome to Boston and TIA for your participation in our Stimulus Program.

OM

[Member #4247]

Have you seen this before? Never in my life I would imagine.

http://www.wickedlocal.com/wellesley...#axzz1XxneNR8r

Then read this.

http://www.wickedlocal.com/wellesley...#axzz1V2QEIQd2

After reading the article, I got the sense the Off wasn't happy with the service, and pulled out the badge card. It just shows that all mongers from the low man to suppose to be respectable ones want their money worth.

[Yello Tail]

Hey fellow Mongers,

I would appreciate some help finding a AMP in Boston, I will be up near the MGH area, which is off Cambridge ave, I have read or thought I read reviews on a AMP on 1000 camb but still like to hear about others, I thought about going to chinatown, but I do not know the layout.

Thanks,

Tap

MGH is in Boston near Cambridge St, Boston. The 1000 Cambridge St you speak of is in Cambridge. Across the river. It is okay at best. You might try 1034 Cambridge St, Cambridge. That is if you want to go to Cambridge.

Chinatown might be a better choice. MGH is a stop on the Redline. You can take the Red-line (in-bound) to downtown crossing and its a short walk into Chinatown. There are places on Knapp, Hudson, Tremont St, Tyler, Edinboro. Check the board or craigslist for phone numbers.

[Rxrxrx1]

Have you seen this before? Never in my life I would imagine.

http://www.wickedlocal.com/wellesley...#axzz1XxneNR8r

Then read this.

http://www.wickedlocal.com/wellesley...#axzz1V2QEIQd2

[Palatino314]

I would appreciate some help finding a AMP in Boston, I will be up near the MGH area, which is off Cambridge ave, I have read or thought I read reviews on a AMP on 1000 camb but still like to hear about others, I thought about going to chinatown, but I do not know the layout.

Hey tap the real question is whether you'll have a car or not. Most of the places discussed. Esp the more recent ones. Are in the suburbs. If you don't, then you'll probably stick with chinatown. Or maybe take a cab to revere to centennial and holistic?

Chinatown here is small so make sure you have a map. And most of the places are not obvious. Best way is to ask about a specific place and have people chime in on how to find it.

Good luck

[Pika Pepper]

6 of the last 7 posts are PM related. Really? I'd rather read about [sessions].

Moby

With all due to Moby, I would argue that, while PM's post and the ensuing banter is not directly about providers and / or sessions, it does remind us of 2 valuable and relevant points:

- don't get involved with a provider. It is trouble.

- we might be watched (by boyfriends, cameras, neighbors, and / or LE)

Keep these in mind,

Pika