Streetwalker Reports

**Humpter** · 09-08-11 12:30

Originally Posted by Joe Black [View Original Post]

Do you care to share your "story" with us?

It may help some of us to learn from your mistake!

Crappy smaller town main drag (outside a major city) with the raunchiest strip clubs. Hit the clubs, got totally horned up, cruised the empty drag up and down making you-turns everywhere.

On my last cruise I see three rough looking street worn girls just standing in the entrance to three separate motels.

I select the least unattractive overweight girl standing halfway in a crappy motel parking lot. I pull in and through the car window say "I'll give you. 2 for a blowjob". She smiles and sort of laughs like she can't believe this and says "What?". I REPEAT the statement! DOH!

Two seconds, two cruisers and I'm on the ground. One interesting thing is the decoys were not policewomen but real working girls being used as confidential informants.

Probably, a violation of 23 of the 22 Rules for Mongering.

As an aside. If the Police Chiefs son agrees to give you a ride to the airport from the booking office so you don't "lose your job". He may very well accept the suggested fine as an administrative cost to avoid costly court time and paperwork.

**GuyInMiami** · 09-08-11 07:49

Originally Posted by DarkRaijin [View Original Post]

So well I need advice from a Senior Mod here. : regarding posting a pix of a h00ker online and now she wants to get a lawyer on me. Is this for real. She says she wants to settle it out of court etc etc. Clearly my face is not in the pix =D. So cannot really say its ME. Cars are not under my name; nor is the phone. What can I say me is a ghost =D. But pvt mgs me. I don't really need this * to get me more pist.

Hunt hard and happly.

Nic0

To be quite honest, I doubt a working girl would find an attorney who would take that case. Compound this with the fact that they're often dope-fiends who can't hold a thought for more than 5 minutes, and this is a fucking joke.

Settle out of court? Of course she wants that! She'll never make it to court or an attorneys office and would just love a couple of jacks without giving up her ass.

Tell her to get fucked.

**Thunderstr30** · 09-08-11 02:10

Thanks everyone. I really appreciate the feedback!

Originally Posted by Joe Black [View Original Post]

Hey Thunderstr30 "Newbie",

Follow the link bellow and read 'the 22 Rules for Street Mongering'!

Make sure you read them till you clearly understand everything. Go out a few times on a RECON mission, find the hot areas, park your car and just observe what's going on, learn the environment!

If you are smart, soon you should learn how the game works. Make sure you take your time and learn the game before you start making moves, it's dangerous out there, you don't want to make costly mistakes.

Once you get rolling, comeback and contribute to the forum; give us some feedback on your findings; Pics, videos, anything that will help the community!

Careful out there!

http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/cu...mongeringrules

**Joe Black** · 09-08-11 00:36

Do you care to share your "story" with us?

It may help some of us to learn from your mistake!

Originally Posted by Humpter [View Original Post]

I unfortunately learned from experience that Street "Standers" as opposed to "Walkers" may result in a free ride, bologna sandwich served on a nice plastic tray, and the pleasure of the company of local government employees.

**Joe Black** · 09-08-11 00:18

Hey Thunderstr30 "Newbie",

Follow the link bellow and read 'the 22 Rules for Street Mongering'!
Make sure you read them till you clearly understand everything. Go out a few times on a RECON mission, find the hot areas, park your car and just observe what's going on, learn the environment!

If you are smart, soon you should learn how the game works. Make sure you take your time and learn the game before you start making moves, it's dangerous out there, you don't want to make costly mistakes.

Once you get rolling, comeback and contribute to the forum; give us some feedback on your findings; Pics, videos, anything that will help the community!

Careful out there!

http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/cu...mongeringrules

Originally Posted by Thunderstr30 [View Original Post]

Newbie here. I lurk alot and know alot of you guys are "Seasoned vets" so I want your opinion. I was passing 79th and Lejeune there was a gas station on the corner and there was a fairly attractive LSW with shorts and I guess a bikini top. Had her hair in a pony tail and looked twice my way, the second time winking and nodding her head. I've never picked up any of these ladies, but this just seemed to have sting written all over it. But damn she was cute. What ya'll think? How can you differentiate between SW and LEO? If too attractive likely a setup?

**Joe Black** · 09-08-11 00:02

You are Joking right, LOL.

I will settle out of Court with her. Sure. I will give her the Sexydickster special, LOL, LOL.

Men. Just shoot your load on her face and call it a date! LOL.

Originally Posted by DarkRaijin [View Original Post]

So well I need advice from a Senior Mod here. : regarding posting a pix of a h00ker online and now she wants to get a lawyer on me. Is this for real. She says she wants to settle it out of court etc etc. Clearly my face is not in the pix =D. So cannot really say its ME. Cars are not under my name; nor is the phone. What can I say me is a ghost =D. But pvt mgs me. I don't really need this * to get me more pist.

Hunt hard and happly.

Nic0

**BornToFish** · 09-07-11 17:51

Originally Posted by Mundo 007 [View Original Post]

LOL. I hope Curious Newbie Thunderstorm knows sarcasm from seriousness, otherwise you may be sending him to that bologna sandwich in the company of government employees.

Hopefully he won't be eating bologna sandwiches behind bars.

**Member #4860** · 09-07-11 03:01

LOL. Is that the right hand that you eat with? Sure hope you're a lefty though it don't look like it.

Originally Posted by SecondTry [View Original Post]

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Happy trails

**Member #4860** · 09-07-11 02:58

LOL. I hope Curious Newbie Thunderstorm knows sarcasm from seriousness, otherwise you may be sending him to that bologna sandwich in the company of government employees.

Originally Posted by Lurker X [View Original Post]

Just offer her 30 to suck your dick.

If you get a BJ, she's a SWer, if you find yourself surrounded by cops with their guns pointed at you, then, you know.

**Riktig** · 09-06-11 23:26

Bad luck for me as seem to be having some kind of food poisoning but I did some runs anyway after work and lo and behold spotted 3 SWS's on 79th. 2 brunettes and a blonde. A shame I couldn't bear to partake.

**DarkRaijin** · 09-06-11 21:03

So well I need advice from a Senior Mod here. : regarding posting a pix of a h00ker online and now she wants to get a lawyer on me. Is this for real. She says she wants to settle it out of court etc etc. Clearly my face is not in the pix =D. So cannot really say its ME. Cars are not under my name; nor is the phone. What can I say me is a ghost =D. But pvt mgs me. I don't really need this **** to get me more pist.

Hunt hard and happly.

Nic0

**Humpter** · 09-06-11 12:27

Originally Posted by Lolligagger [View Original Post]

Ask her if she needs a ride, if she gets in your car she's a ho. If she doesn't want to get in. Move on. Don't negotiate with a girl who won't get in your car.

I unfortunately learned from experience that Street "Standers" as opposed to "Walkers" may result in a free ride, bologna sandwich served on a nice plastic tray, and the pleasure of the company of local government employees.

**Lurker X** · 09-06-11 07:08

Originally Posted by Thunderstr30 [View Original Post]

Newbie here. I lurk alot and know alot of you guys are "Seasoned vets" so I want your opinion. I was passing 79th and Lejeune there was a gas station on the corner and there was a fairly attractive LSW with shorts and I guess a bikini top. Had her hair in a pony tail and looked twice my way, the second time winking and nodding her head. I've never picked up any of these ladies, but this just seemed to have sting written all over it. But damn she was cute. What ya'll think? How can you differentiate between SW and LEO? If too attractive likely a setup?

Just offer her 30 to suck your dick.

If you get a BJ, she's a SWer, if you find yourself surrounded by cops with their guns pointed at you, then, you know.

**Lolligagger** · 09-06-11 04:19

Originally Posted by Thunderstr30 [View Original Post]

Newbie here. I lurk alot and know alot of you guys are "Seasoned vets" so I want your opinion. I was passing 79th and Lejeune there was a gas station on the corner and there was a fairly attractive LSW with shorts and I guess a bikini top. Had her hair in a pony tail and looked twice my way, the second time winking and nodding her head. I've never picked up any of these ladies, but this just seemed to have sting written all over it. But damn she was cute. What ya'll think? How can you differentiate between SW and LEO? If too attractive likely a setup?

Ask her if she needs a ride, if she gets in your car she's a ho. If she doesn't want to get in. Move on. Don't negotiate with a girl who won't get in your car.