Massage Parlor Reports

**Serpico99** · 08-29-11 17:58

I hit up Evergreen in 7 Corners today. I think they are only open when they post an ad on BP. This has been my favorite spot for the last several times so I was happy to see the door opened a little bit. I rang the bell and ask for my regular provider. The person who answered the door gave me the impression she was the manager and said my provider did not want to work there anymore so she (the manager) could give me a massage. But then she dropped a "we don't do anything else here." Ummm, ok I didn't ask anything related to that! And you might want to remove your posting on BP under the Adult section you idiot LOL I did not say that but wanted to. On top of that, she hesitated to tell me what was the deal surrounding my provider's departure from this place. So something went down between the two. Well whatever. I did not stay because I was not feeling the manager at all. She also spoke very good English so I suspect she runs the business there.

I then headed to an oldie but goodie (I was hoping) , Young's, off of Howard Road in Tysons. Well they took down the sign out front and they removed the sign from their door but the little sign next to the buzzer outside still had Young displayed so I thought this place was still active. I go in, typical "2 door" system, and rang the inside bell. The lady who answers looks at my nervously and asks what I want. I said I want a massage and she hestitated and told me they don't do massage there. Ok now I'm thinking I must be giving off a LE vibe or LE is on the loose and everyone is on lockdown. WTF! I told her I was there a month ago (not) and saw Coco (another lie, but that's a common AMP name so I was hoping that would ease me). Well she hesitated and paused a few seconds and said she don't know a Coco and they don't do massage there. I'm like whatever and roll my eyes and head out. She was really good looking, a little older, but good looking so I was bummed I striked out here.

I don't look like LE, don't have a haircut that gives off that vibe, I sport a 5 o'clock shadow, and I was dressed like one of the millions office slave workers in the area so I don't know what's up. I'm a shy being labeled "over the hill" so maybe some of these places are catering to the senior citizen set to avoid a LE or they are catering to the Asian only crowd.

I went home with my wallet still fat and jerked off to some Asian porn and had a cold beer.

**DeuceSlim** · 08-29-11 17:45

Originally Posted by MoonView [View Original Post]

She wore what,"pasties", no shit! Did you even try to pull them off? LOL.

MnV

LOL, she had on a see through dress and while I was roaming she says "look, no nippur" and pulls it down to show me the pasty before taking it off herself.

**MoonView** · 08-29-11 17:37

Originally Posted by DeuceSlim [View Original Post]

After being stood up at an incall and going 0 for 2 calling BP providers in the surrounding area, I headed to a little reviewed spot in McLean. Moderately discreet location, ample parking. Opted for the half hour which goes for less than the standard. 6.

Drew Julie. 40s, just a little thicker than a spinner, bee / see cups, face wasn't the greatest (but then again what 40+ korean woman in this profession does?

Mechanical medium / hard massage (started off hard but gradually lightened up) w / hot towels and roaming allowed (although she wore pasties). Standard NOVA with some attention paid to the boys. Hot towel cleanup, and I was on my way. I didn't even think to ask about her menu.

Total damage. 9.

She wore what,"pasties", no shit! Did you even try to pull them off? LOL.

MnV

**DeuceSlim** · 08-29-11 15:56

After being stood up at an incall and going 0 for 2 calling BP providers in the surrounding area, I headed to a little reviewed spot in McLean. Moderately discreet location, ample parking. Opted for the half hour which goes for less than the standard. 6.

Drew Julie. 40s, just a little thicker than a spinner, bee / see cups, face wasn't the greatest (but then again what 40+ korean woman in this profession does?

Mechanical medium / hard massage (started off hard but gradually lightened up) w / hot towels and roaming allowed (although she wore pasties). Standard NOVA with some attention paid to the boys. Hot towel cleanup, and I was on my way. I didn't even think to ask about her menu.

Total damage. 9.

**Sleazebum** · 08-28-11 23:07

Originally Posted by Cowlick [View Original Post]

http://www.mrc.org/cmi/articles/2010...rackdowns.html

That article is a year old! It is a different world now than it was then!

RTFF! Then post something of VALUE!

JJ

**Max Beelyun** · 08-28-11 22:01

Visited HT tonight. Saw Gina. 5'6", pretty face, skinny, cute B-cups. Good English. Everything standard, but everything awesome. Tipped more than some would like me to, but she really deserved it. Seniors can PM for details.

**Cowlick** · 08-28-11 13:28

http://www.mrc.org/cmi/articles/2010...rackdowns.html

**The Speaker** · 08-28-11 08:20

Went by Papaya last night to see how things were (plus at the time 10:30pm and with storm, only place still open). The therapist I got was named Jennifer. She had on alot of makeup, really small dress maybe mid twenties claimed to be Japanese (can't really tell). Body ok looking but had sag from having a kid. I wasn't expecting much but she really surprised me. Table shower was great (really was pampered). And she really could massage with was surprising. Standard finish but the only thing didn't like was her faking passion but she tried. All in all I would recommend you'll to see Jennifer while she still there.

**Galaxyman12** · 08-28-11 00:39

Originally Posted by Freedomfighter [View Original Post]

Add me to the searcher list. Her MMS is also gone. The new one told me everyone is asking for Yoyo. Instead I got Michelle nowhere near Yoyo's skills.

Michelle was my provider on a recent visit. Pleasant but does not have the same skill set. The constant rotation of providers and MMS in this area does keep things interesting.

**Freedomfighter** · 08-27-11 20:30

Originally Posted by MoonView [View Original Post]

Looks like I'm not the only one in search of the "yo-yo"! LOL.

MnV

Add me to the searcher list. Her MMS is also gone. The new one told me everyone is asking for Yoyo. Instead I got Michelle nowhere near Yoyo's skills.

**Sleazebum** · 08-27-11 13:47

Send an email to [Email address deleted by Admin] And you can get NURU for $155. I saw her today and it was really nice! She is a BBW but I think that added to the experience, for me anyway. I had been wanting a NURU for some time and finally got it. This is the REAL thing too! She showed me the bottle it came out of.

VERY NICE!

JJ

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**Yoyo Spa** · 08-26-11 20:46

After aborted attempts with several indy providers I decided to check out the local talent at Papaya. And it's a very good thing I did. I drew Bunny, an under-30 under-5'6' provider with a pleasant happy face, natural A cups, tight legs, and a wonderful attitude. This one's a gem. She started things off right by cleaning the TS in front of me. She cleaned me up pretty good too. Back to the room, we started with some serious back walking. Then moved to a firm rub down with her on the table the whole time. After some extended teasing from the rear I flipped and we had a brief negotiation. I agreed to tip $ and what I got wasn't FS but was exactly what I needed. No fake drama. Some giggles here and there. Lots of attention where it matters. And just a very intimate session. She finished the massage while I almost fell asleep.

After a string of disappointments in the game, this one rocked. The girls here rotate so go see her while you can. For myself, I think I'm going to pull a Pimp Trick and retire on top. At least for a while. .

BTW, I hear that the operation next door (Top) has folded.

**Serpico99** · 08-26-11 18:14

Originally Posted by PornoCommando [View Original Post]

Saw the ad for Evergreen Wellness. After calling the place and found out it's a Korean-owned place, I figured the chances of bad service increased from 40% to 60. I said to myself, eh, why not, let's give it a try.

Located in an older office / clinic building, Evergreen Wellness is pretty discreet. Went in, greeted by the mamasan (I'm assuming because she is around her 50s). Went to the massage room, got the 1/2 hour hard tissue massage for. 6. After about 20 min did the usual tingling stuff and ask me to flip over. After flipping, she went ahead and did her business. I refused to pay extra for a simple tension release so I only tipped. 1.

On the ad, it says you can choose staff. Yeah, whatever. The only AMP that I've been to that's really "the bomb" was in Atlanta. PM me if you want to know the name.

Massage: 3/5.

Service: 3/5.

Extras: 1/5 (I am a lot younger than she is, she should tip me!)

Damage:.6 +.1 tip.

When did you visit this place? During the day? Night? Weekend? This has been my go to spot for 6 visits now. When I started hitting this spot a couple months ago, the door was unlocked during the day. Now lately, on three seperate occasions during the week, in the afternoon, the door was locked and no one answered the phone. I called about 3 weeks ago on a Sat morning and someone answered so I visited. The door was locked when I arrived but my provider opened it up a few seconds later. Now it's Friday afternoon and no one was answering the phone and the door was locked. Me thinks it's a one person operation and they see clients by appointment (to ward off a raid or to keep from being robbed). Anyone else hitting this spot regularly, you can back channel.