Massage Parlor Reports

[Niteluvr]

About as close as you are if you put your dick in a woman's asshole or mouth. Since homos do that too. Brilliant application of logic here.

Homos ain't interested in anything associated with a woman. You have no logic here but you may try to induce and interest your homo crowd.

[Gaghoes]

It doesn't rub off on you and having a finger up your ass by a chick won't make you gay. Thanks for being so entertaining.

Of course not. At that point, you're almost already there (gay).

About as close as you are if you put your dick in a woman's asshole or mouth. Since homos do that too. Brilliant application of logic here.

[Adamwest333]

The funny thing is all the guys who are slamming this have never tried it, and obviously aren't secure enough in their manhood to try it which I must admit has kind of shot down my image of a couple of you guys.

Damn, sorry what I thought was a simple request for info on a massage parlor board about local female masseuses performing a particular type of massage set off so many heated responses. I'll remember in the future that unless reporting on getting a massage from 40+ year old marginally attractive women then having sex in one if the three acceptable positions that I should probably keep my mouth shut. Cause clearly anything outside of that narrow box throws a huge question mark on my masculinity. Maybe I should go smack a few ladies around while I'm at. That should make me more manly right?

[Marvaya]

Damn, sorry what I thought was a simple request for info on a massage parlor board about local female masseuses performing a particular type of massage set off so many heated responses. I'll remember in the future that unless reporting on getting a massage from 40+ year old marginally attractive women then having sex in one if the three acceptable positions that I should probably keep my mouth shut. Cause clearly anything outside of that narrow box throws a huge question mark on my masculinity. Maybe I should go smack a few ladies around while I'm at. That should make me more manly right?

Really bunch of manly men here on this board! It's like you either play by their rules or you are GAY! Either way these homophobes are best ignored! Next thing you know they'll come at me hard for being a newbie but seriously GROW UP! I know I speak for most when I say that your attitudes are more offputting than the talent at Atlanta AMP's. Please spare us your diatribes and personal vendetta's. You may be prolific posters but if one were to read 90% of your posts, it's clear you talk about.

1) How cool you are, access to all the VIP's & popstars and that how you walk on water since you were able to maintain your $160 rate at an AMP.

2) Bad grammar with reviews on how good the talent is outside of the ATL.

3) How you exposed yourself like a rabid schoolboy until you got what you wanted.

Real classy and mature folks! This forum needs more prolific posters like you. NOT!

[Been Here]

Well I went to see her and I would have to agree with almost everything in this review. Only thing that was different for me was she gave me a half hearted maybe 1 minute CBJ and then asked if I was ready. She is a very pretty girl but as hot as I thought she was going to be. But she is a spinner and very friendly! 60 + 120 and was there way past time. Thinking about going back but its about 1 hr 20 mins from me so its kinda a drive. TS was very nice and she was not shy at all. All in all good time and if I get the time I will go back.

Sorry, no report today on this girl. Timing-wise I needed to stay close to work so I swung by Fine Touch on Hwy 9. Haven't been there in over a month, and wasn't expecting anything amazing, but I was surprised.

In walks Yuri. A hot. 27 yo (I believe her) , with enhanced large C's (she said they were real, but I don't believe her. Either way they were nice.) She had a tight, firm body all over. Great ass. Very cute face IMHO. And above all else she had a great attitude. Really nice fair skin. For an asian. She said she's from LA originally, but English is not her first language so she was either lying or she lived in an Asian community in LA and didn't have to speak English. She said she was a Japanese / Korean mix. Very nice combo.

Only negative was I only had 110 on me since I was just expecting to get an HJ from and older average girl. Yuri said she has only been there five days and two other young girls started when she started and that Fine Touch is changing to all young girls now. I guess Sunny is gone.

Anyway, she held my hand to the table shower. Great table shower. Not cut short and lots of attention to my hole and C&B. She escorted me back to the room and asked what kind of massage I wanted. I said soft. It was a very sensual massage and I didn't want to bust right there so I asked for more pressure hoping that would make it less sensual. I was wrong. The massage just got better. I'm not embarrassed to say I busted right there while I was on my stomach. That hasn't happened in a long while, but I think my body was just a little shocked by this girl. I didn't let her know and on the flip I rubbed myself down inconspicuously with the towel.

More great front massage and throughout massage she let me fondle her ass and legs. No panties.

She asked what I wanted and I said BJ / HJ and she said she needed 100 plus the 60 house I had already given. I said I only brought 100. She said okay. Asked about full service for next time. She said at least 160 total.

Now she disrobed and went to work. I almost felt bad because I knew how hard she was going to have to work since I had busted just 5 minutes earlier. She started fondling. Rubbing her tits on me. Kissing my chest. Eventually she got me chubby enough to slide a condom on for CBJ. She had me move in front of the mirror thinking that view would help. Pretty good oral skills. A little mechanical style but she made up for it in effort. For the next 30 minutes (I went way over my time) , she rotated CBJ and HJ. Titty fuck. Me jerking off with her tits in my face. Simulated cowgirl. Multiple times I said it probably wasn't going to happen and instead of letting me stop she would ask me to keep trying. She wanted me to cum for her. This girl was really quality. In the end. No second pop, but no one else would have gotten me as close as she did.

Great girl. Can't wait to see her again when I'm more financially, physically, and mentally prepared. Go check her out. Who knows how long she'll be here.

[Shazbot1960]

Is "something you know nothing about" a reference to all the finger up the ass dialogue that's been going on? Perhaps those who don't like it don't "want to know nothing (more) about" it.

Meanwhile, did you decline the woman with the small body and bit tits at Evergreen solely because of her face or did her personality suck?

After she said she was having her period. I lost interest. I was ready to move forward at first, but she wanted to defer to BeBe, then offered to see me when I was leaving. The thought of her cycle killed the mood. Although some prefer this time, I for one never got into it.

To each his own.

[Niteluvr]

I checked out the new & "improved" Evergreen this morning, wanted to see if Lucy was as described. Yes they have painted & looks like the waiting-living room area has been converted into a large massage room. Asked for Lucy & she told me her aunt Flo was in town, and will send in another girl. Bebe, I saw her on the last visit so I started to grab my stuff & leave, she changed her mind and said I will take care of you. Weather she was lying about aunt flo or not, I lost complete interest. My view of her is face 5, good small bod with big naturals, age is closer to 40 then 25. I headed out & had lost the mood, figured I will save my $160.

Definition of ignorance is to criticise something you know nothing about. Or to quote the ultimate. Archie Bunker when offered a tongue sandwich."I would never eat anything that comes out of a cows mouth. Edith make me some eggs"

Is "something you know nothing about" a reference to all the finger up the ass dialogue that's been going on? Perhaps those who don't like it don't "want to know nothing (more) about" it.

Meanwhile, did you decline the woman with the small body and bit tits at Evergreen solely because of her face or did her personality suck?

[Shazbot1960]

I checked out the new & "improved" Evergreen this morning, wanted to see if Lucy was as described. Yes they have painted & looks like the waiting-living room area has been converted into a large massage room. Asked for Lucy & she told me her aunt Flo was in town, and will send in another girl. Bebe, I saw her on the last visit so I started to grab my stuff & leave, she changed her mind and said I will take care of you. Weather she was lying about aunt flo or not, I lost complete interest. My view of her is face 5, good small bod with big naturals, age is closer to 40 then 25. I headed out & had lost the mood, figured I will save my $160.

Definition of ignorance is to criticise something you know nothing about. Or to quote the ultimate. Archie Bunker when offered a tongue sandwich."I would never eat anything that comes out of a cows mouth. Edith make me some eggs"

[NuGuy36]

Damn, sorry what I thought was a simple request for info on a massage parlor board about local female masseuses performing a particular type of massage set off so many heated responses. I'll remember in the future that unless reporting on getting a massage from 40+ year old marginally attractive women then having sex in one if the three acceptable positions that I should probably keep my mouth shut. Cause clearly anything outside of that narrow box throws a huge question mark on my masculinity. Maybe I should go smack a few ladies around while I'm at. That should make me more manly right?

No apologies necessary Bj29! You've violated none of this boards guidelines! Damn WTF has happened to this board? If a guy can't post that he's seeking a masseuse offering prostrate massages, without a bunch of holier than thou types going off on a homophobic rant, then this board has got some serious issues! Just my .02 pesos.

[Wazoo]

Damn, sorry what I thought was a simple request for info on a massage parlor board about local female masseuses performing a particular type of massage set off so many heated responses. I'll remember in the future that unless reporting on getting a massage from 40+ year old marginally attractive women then having sex in one if the three acceptable positions that I should probably keep my mouth shut. Cause clearly anything outside of that narrow box throws a huge question mark on my masculinity. Maybe I should go smack a few ladies around while I'm at. That should make me more manly right?

Couldn't have said it better, Bobbyj29. Way, way, way too much adolescent insecurity on this board. If you would have asked for information about a foot fetish or a green skinned Martian lady, no one would have raised a whisper. You are better off scanning through the boards to find the grownups and share info in PM with them. And for the record, any member who brags about pushing ladies around & putting the ho in her place, goes on and on about his studliness (like we give a s*) , or generally acts like an a-hole gets no information from me. If I like a provider well enough to recommend them, then I wouldn't want to send them a client like that.

[Ros Coming]

Just got back from FT, and met one fine tall of a drink named Lea. Man it reminded me the old time. She is young, tall with natural tata and top class services. Full menu is not that expensive. She was happy camper. Nice TS, little soft massage and then rest of the fun. I will repeat next week again for sure. Mama said Yuri is still there and girls will rotate for bacation more often. She is trying to keep young staff. . Only thing is, they are all the way up north, just out side of Fulton county, on hwy 9.

Long time lurker part time player. Not a FS player as those covers seem to kill this ol' man's member. I go in to "play". As a Roswell residenct have been to Evergreen on a few occasion, Connie and Sony were the best I had there but that was monts if not years ago. But Fine Touch is close and on this review I couldn't resist.

Met mamason going in the door with me, and she immediately took me to a room and said wait will be 5 min. Got undressed knowing what I was there for, and in walks Lea. IC description is correct. Tall, beautiful, naturals, and bubbly personality. Good English too. Requested a naked happy play session, $60 + $60. TS was great with extra attention. Then I request even more attention and she happily complied (at my age I need and enjoy every bit of extra everything). Back to room, she undresses, lite massage on back for 5 min then flip to play. For me, it was a GFE, DATY. 69, hugging, kissing. Her light touch on my bare dick was just at just the right pace to extend my ecstasy till I almost passed out at the end. More kissing then clean up. I'm going back for sure when my next SS check comes in.

[Megadeth4123]

LOL LOL LOL.

I never heard so much talk about grown ass males wanting a finger put up their ass in my life LOL! I wouldn't care how a chick looks to me it come down to MOIST behavior or gay like behavior, I met and known ALL types of females in my life some that work in the game of selling sex for a living and MANY have told me mostly guys from Europe desire "to have their ass played with" I was in Rio last year and MOST of the hookers I met told me that they were glad to be with me a MALE that didn't want or requested to have his ass played with because it seem like ALL they was running into was guys from Spain and other parts of Europe that wanted their ass played with one even asked did that have any male friends they could meet LOL.

I am friends with a lot of chicks that is in the game and I seen many guys on facebook that look like they were into chicks BUT they had checked they would be into males as well? WTF?

They were telling me that they had some guys that have EVEN brought a 8 inch Dildo to Brazil to have girls play with their ass with it! ALL of the girls felt these guys were on the MOIST side because I haven't found a chick (a hooker or NON pro) yet that thought it was a manly thing to have object be it a finger, banana or dildo put up a MALE ass.

It would be HARD I feel to find a NON PRO 9-5 female that want to be with a male that enjoyed or ASK her to play with his asshoe be it lick his ass or put her finger up his ass MANY chicks are worry about these DOWN LOW undercover BI males that look for ANYONE be it a male or female to play with his ass females are SICK of finding out later that some 300lb 6 foot + male she thought was all MEN end up later asking her to massage the insides of his ass cheeks by having objects and asking to have her finger all up his ass LOL LOL.

LOOK! Save the PM's ok? I know IF a male want his ass played with and he haven't been with a male he will feel there is NO WAY he is gay or MOIST but this is a gay male behavior chicks I have met have gay male friends and they have told them IF you meet a male and he ask you to play around in or around his ass he COULD have gay like behavior and he could LATER seek to be with a male and blame it on being drunk or something. This is WHY I don't hang around with guys I don't know by reading some of this stuff I know I won't be around many of you LOL LOL

I am NOT down with that! I am really into Latina's and most of them look at a male having his ass played with as a sissy act. I know you will find a Latina chick that you will PAY money to that would do it BUT a non-pro would find it hard to look at a 6'5 male like myself the same way IF I am bent over spreading my ass cheeks for her to put her finger in my ass HELL NO! LOL it isn't going to happen LOL!

Another thing. Guys that like it and seek it and pay for it more power to you ok? Knock yourself out I am posting this to the guys that HAVEN'T did this type of thing yet and I am just letting you know IF you meet a dime a hot looking chick and IF you ask her to play with your ass and put her finger ALL up your ass don't be shock IF you NEVER hear from her again.

I really think that many Asians chicks are into the finger in the ass thing because they see tricks that want that type of thing done to them I have to tell these chicks RIGHT UP front DON'T put your finger in my ass I don't play that shit. I was shock when SKY was licking my ass cheeks and ass I told her that was OK! AND just suck my dick another reason I don't kiss these chicks.

I will thank the guys that have PM me by saying they agree with me 100% BUT if you feel this way why not post your feelings? Why I have to be the bad guy all the time LOL LOL hell I can take being the bad guy I guess LOL I am just letting you know IF you really like a chick and feel like dating a hot chick IF you run up to her the 1st time you in bed asking her to play with you ass and IF she the type that is worry about being with a down low male or BI male she is going to walk the 1st time she gets.

Hell, I wipe my ass and wash my ass and THAT is were it ends.

Kid Cisco

KC, once again your willingess to call it like it is has been refreshing to say the least. I agree, regardless of what others might think or say, if you take anything in the ass that is not performed by a medical doctor for a specific physical problem ya might get your man card pulled.

Seems that guys today in general are just soft and it's no wonder they want to take a finger up the ass. This whole metro thing has gotten out of hand. Must my. 02

[Bobbyj29]

Damn, sorry what I thought was a simple request for info on a massage parlor board about local female masseuses performing a particular type of massage set off so many heated responses. I'll remember in the future that unless reporting on getting a massage from 40+ year old marginally attractive women then having sex in one if the three acceptable positions that I should probably keep my mouth shut. Cause clearly anything outside of that narrow box throws a huge question mark on my masculinity. Maybe I should go smack a few ladies around while I'm at. That should make me more manly right?

[Niteluvr]

I try not to ever use the term Racist or Homophoia UNLESS I have proof, but for me to have spent almost a year in a half on tour buses, airplanes and hotels etc. With gay dancers that dance with Lady GAGA and I have talked to some of them after the tour by phone and by e-mail and I am happy to called them my friends.

I have even stood up to waiters that was trying to give them hell laughing and making jokes because they were gay (once they found out who they worked for they were trying to kiss their ass and asked for tickets) so I am the last person in the world that is a homophoia. BUT I do have a issue with someone that try to put themselves out as a 100 MALE that isn't gay BUT they behave and do questionable practices.

Maybe I am old school with the way I think or maybe it was the way I was raised, you have so many males these days that is brought up by single Mothers that allow them to do things unmanly and won't say NO to them to show them how to be a male! I learned when I was small just because something feels good doesn't mean you should do it! Hell I NEVER took drugs or even smoke pot before in my life! So EVEN if a cute chick wanted to place her finger up my ass and it would or could feel GREAT I mean it could feel wonderful BUT to me that wouldn't be something manly I would want to! I couldn't even dream of seeing some guy in my Navy unit having a chick finger inserted in their ass they will catch hell from us guys LOL LOL

BUT, at the end of the day it doesn't matter what I think there will be guys that will pay a hooker to do this to them (because for no other reason than IT FEELS GOOD) LOL. And their will be NON pros girls that will RUN FOR THE HILLS if they get asked to do that to some guy.

To me I sit limits on what I will do and won't do. I tell you what someone did they sent me a video of some nut that put peanut butter on his dick head and let his dog lick it off WTF? I guess he did it for what? BECAUSE IT FELT GOOD! LOL give me a break LOL

The bottom line is I am cool with gays it would be hard to do my job IF I had a problem with gays. BUT from were I came from a MALE doesn't insert ANYTHING in their ass no matter how cute some chick is or how GREAT it may feel.

Kid Cisco

I could be wrong but somehow I'm getting a feeling that my fuckin' co-pay will increase by the number of wannabe fags who gleefully abuse my HMO, Medicare, Medicaid, etc, for useless probes up their asses because they can't seem to find alternative tingling sensations from inserting small, innocent rodents up their rectal cavities and abusing this USASG Massage Parlor forum simply because their favorite dildo store doesn't offer extended hours due to Bush / Obama economic woes. Worst case scenario:

Los Angeles Times.

"In retrospect, lighting the match was my big mistake. But I was.

Only trying to retrieve the gerbil," Eric Tomaszewski told bemused.

Doctors.

In the Severe Burns Unit of Salt Lake City Hospital.

Tomaszewski, and his homosexual partner Andrew "Kiki" Farnum, had.

Been admitted for emergency treatment after a felching session had gone.

Seriously wrong."I pushed a cardboard tube up his rectum and slipped.

Raggot, or gerbil, in," he explained."As usual, Kiki shouted out.

"Armageddon", by cue that he'd had enough. I tried to retrieve Raggot.

But he wouldn't come out again, so I peered into the tube and struck a.

Match, thinking the light might attract him."

At a hushed press conference, a hospital spokesman described what.

Happened next."The match ignited a pocket of intestinal gas and a.

Flame shot out the tube, igniting Mr. Tomaszewski's hair and severely.

Burning his face. It also set fire to the gerbil's fur and whiskers.

Which in turn ignited a larger pocket of gas further up the intestine,

Propelling the rodent out like a cannonball."

Tomaszewski suffered second degree burns and a broken nose from the.

Impact of the gerbil, while Farnum suffered first and second degree.

Burns to his anus and lower intestinal tract.

.

.

.

O. K, here's the top ten things that scared me the most in reading.

This story:

10)"I pushed a cardboard tube up his rectum." OUCH!

9)"So I peered into the tube." Aaaaahhhhhhh. I'm sorry, but.

That's like looking through a telescope into hell. I'd rather use.

Binoculars to stare into the sun.

8) That poor gerbil (who obviously suffers from low self esteem)

Being shot out of the guy's ass like Rocky the Flying Squirrel on.

Rocky & Bullwinkle.

7) Suffering a broken nose from a gerbil being launched out of.

Someone's ass. I'm just guessing, but I seriously doubt said gerbil.

Was springtime fresh after his little journey into Kiki's "tunnel of.

Love."

6) People walking around with these volcnanic-like pockets of gas.

In their rectums.

5) People who do this kind of thing and then admit what they were.

Doing when taken to the emergency room. Sorry, but I think I would.

Have made up a story about a gang of roving, pyromaniac, anal sex.

Fiends breaking into my house and sodomizing me with a charcoal.

Lighter before I admitted the truth. Call me old fashioned, but I.

Just can't imagine looking at a doctor and saying "Well doc, it's like.

This. See we have this gerbil named Raggot and we took this cardboard.

Tube."

4)"First and second degree burns to the anus". Wouldn't this make.

The burning itch and discomfort of hemorrhoids a welcome relief? How.

Does one ever take a healthy shit after something like this? And the.

Smell of burning anus must be in the top five most horrible scents on.

The face of God's green earth.

3) People named "Kiki" which is obviously a Polynesian word for.

"Idiotic men who insert rodents up their butts."

2) What kind of a hospital would hold a press conference on this?

1) This happened in Salt Lake City. What kind of people are those.

Mormons? I'm starting to get a whole new image of the Osmond family.

Bottom line: I hope you enjoy your next special "prostate exam" but PLEASE post it on a gay forum or webmd dot com, not here!

[Kid Cisco]

I try not to ever use the term Racist or Homophoia UNLESS I have proof, but for me to have spent almost a year in a half on tour buses, airplanes and hotels etc. With gay dancers that dance with Lady GAGA and I have talked to some of them after the tour by phone and by e-mail and I am happy to called them my friends.

I have even stood up to waiters that was trying to give them hell laughing and making jokes because they were gay (once they found out who they worked for they were trying to kiss their ass and asked for tickets) so I am the last person in the world that is a homophoia. BUT I do have a issue with someone that try to put themselves out as a 100% MALE that isn't gay BUT they behave and do questionable practices.

Maybe I am old school with the way I think or maybe it was the way I was raised, you have so many males these days that is brought up by single Mothers that allow them to do things unmanly and won't say NO to them to show them how to be a male! I learned when I was small just because something feels good doesn't mean you should do it! Hell I NEVER took drugs or even smoke pot before in my life! So EVEN if a cute chick wanted to place her finger up my ass and it would or could feel GREAT I mean it could feel wonderful BUT to me that wouldn't be something manly I would want to! I couldn't even dream of seeing some guy in my Navy unit having a chick finger inserted in their ass they will catch hell from us guys LOL LOL

BUT, at the end of the day it doesn't matter what I think there will be guys that will pay a hooker to do this to them (because for no other reason than IT FEELS GOOD) LOL. And their will be NON pros girls that will RUN FOR THE HILLS if they get asked to do that to some guy.

To me I sit limits on what I will do and won't do. I tell you what someone did they sent me a video of some nut that put peanut butter on his dick head and let his dog lick it off WTF? I guess he did it for what? BECAUSE IT FELT GOOD! LOL give me a break LOL

The bottom line is I am cool with gays it would be hard to do my job IF I had a problem with gays. BUT from were I came from a MALE doesn't insert ANYTHING in their ass no matter how cute some chick is or how GREAT it may feel.

Hell even when I watch that show JACKASS they always putting something up their ass and whenever there is a chick around me they always say those guys are gay or BI !! to be doing that..

Kid Cisco