Massage Parlor Reports

[Niteluvr]

It doesn't rub off on you and having a finger up your ass by a chick "won't make you gay".

Of course not. At that point, you're almost already there (gay).

[Som Guy]

Looks like Chalet has changed it's name to River Spa. I drive by there going to work and noticed a new sign.

[Redbeard0504]

Hah! I was just visiting but you guys have given me a good laugh, thanks! Some of you sound like homophobes. Hey, you have a mouth and eat with eat and so do gays so does that make you gay? After all, they suck dick with that mouth.

Look, you can do or not do whatever you want but having a chicks finger up your very sensitive ass can be very pleasurable when you cum a ton. And, someone pointed out the benefit of having a prostate massage and that is also a very valid point. But it being gay? Come on! No more than eating and enjoying that.

If you're gay you're gay or you may go both ways. I'm not but someone who is isn't any skin off my ass. Pardon the pun. If you are TOO WORRIED about doing something gay. Well, maybe you do have a problem there in your closet. Ease up and don't be so worried about the gay. It doesn't rub off on you and having a finger up your ass by a chick won't make you gay. Thanks for being so entertaining.

[Kid Cisco]

LOL LOL LOL.

I never heard so much talk about grown ass males wanting a finger put up their ass in my life LOL! I wouldn't care how a chick looks to me it come down to MOIST behavior or gay like behavior, I met and known ALL types of females in my life some that work in the game of selling sex for a living and MANY have told me mostly guys from Europe desire "to have their ass played with" I was in Rio last year and MOST of the hookers I met told me that they were glad to be with me a MALE that didn't want or requested to have his ass played with because it seem like ALL they was running into was guys from Spain and other parts of Europe that wanted their ass played with one even asked did that have any male friends they could meet LOL.

I am friends with a lot of chicks that is in the game and I seen many guys on facebook that look like they were into chicks BUT they had checked they would be into males as well? WTF?

They were telling me that they had some guys that have EVEN brought a 8 inch Dildo to Brazil to have girls play with their ass with it! ALL of the girls felt these guys were on the MOIST side because I haven't found a chick (a hooker or NON pro) yet that thought it was a manly thing to have object be it a finger, banana or dildo put up a MALE ass.

It would be HARD I feel to find a NON PRO 9-5 female that want to be with a male that enjoyed or ASK her to play with his asshoe be it lick his ass or put her finger up his ass MANY chicks are worry about these DOWN LOW undercover BI males that look for ANYONE be it a male or female to play with his ass females are SICK of finding out later that some 300lb 6 foot + male she thought was all MEN end up later asking her to massage the insides of his ass cheeks by having objects and asking to have her finger all up his ass LOL LOL.

LOOK! Save the PM's ok? I know IF a male want his ass played with and he haven't been with a male he will feel there is NO WAY he is gay or MOIST but this is a gay male behavior chicks I have met have gay male friends and they have told them IF you meet a male and he ask you to play around in or around his ass he COULD have gay like behavior and he could LATER seek to be with a male and blame it on being drunk or something. This is WHY I don't hang around with guys I don't know by reading some of this stuff I know I won't be around many of you LOL LOL

I am NOT down with that! I am really into Latina's and most of them look at a male having his ass played with as a sissy act. I know you will find a Latina chick that you will PAY money to that would do it BUT a non-pro would find it hard to look at a 6'5 male like myself the same way IF I am bent over spreading my ass cheeks for her to put her finger in my ass HELL NO! LOL it isn't going to happen LOL!

Another thing. Guys that like it and seek it and pay for it more power to you ok? Knock yourself out I am posting this to the guys that HAVEN'T did this type of thing yet and I am just letting you know IF you meet a dime a hot looking chick and IF you ask her to play with your ass and put her finger ALL up your ass don't be shock IF you NEVER hear from her again.

I really think that many Asians chicks are into the finger in the ass thing because they see tricks that want that type of thing done to them I have to tell these chicks RIGHT UP front DON'T put your finger in my ass I don't play that shit... I was shock when SKY was licking my ass cheeks and ass I told her that was OK !! AND just suck my dick another reason I don't kiss these chicks.

I will thank the guys that have PM me by saying they agree with me 100% BUT if you feel this way why not post your feelings? Why I have to be the bad guy all the time LOL LOL hell I can take being the bad guy I guess LOL I am just letting you know IF you really like a chick and feel like dating a hot chick IF you run up to her the 1st time you in bed asking her to play with you ass and IF she the type that is worry about being with a down low male or BI male she is going to walk the 1st time she gets..

Hell, I wipe my ass and wash my ass and THAT is were it ends.

Kid Cisco

[Sentinel762]

Doctors recommend that all guys over 40 get an annual prostate check from an urologist.

I remember my 1st (and only. Bad Sentinel)"over 40" exam.

Doctor was a lovely latina woman. Me, cracking jokes to TRY to relax for the fickle finger of death (and failing miserably). And she asks if she can have a medical student observe.

"Why not? Let's make it a party! It can't get much worse!"

It can. And it did.

Student nurse walks in. And she is the hottest latina I have EVER laid eyes on. And here I am, ready to get lubed and have points unknown reached.

And as the doctor spreads the ice cold KY on me, she said softly,

"Sir. You just locked up on me. Could you PLEASE try to relax?"

We all had a laugh. Then WHAMMO, and I suddenly realize how opera singers hit those high notes.

I looked at them both and squeaked,"Ok. That one was a freebie. Next time it'll cost you $50."

Too bad. Never saw that nurse again. Wanted to tell her that she saw mine. Could I see hers?

[Bigsqueeze]

If you never tried it, try a PJ=prostate BJ. The lady strokes your prostate while BJ'ing you.

When I read this I first thought why not PBJ, but then I realized peanut butter and jelly was already taken. LOL.

I missed my chance for what I think, would have been a good PJ from a MILF / Lomi-Lomi therapist I was seeing in Locust Grove. Said she kept latex gloves around just for that purpose.

I really miss her. She gave multiple HE's if you had the blood flow to keep getting it back up. Her massages were great and she never passed a good hard-on. Mutual touch too. That gal lived to get topless and oiled up. I had her doing 2 hr sessions for 2. 50.

Moved to Oregon. Damn.

[Big Money]

You young 'uns won't appreciate a prostate massage until you get into your 50s or have enlarged prostate or ED.

You might think this is a gay joke, but a prostate massage is an old guy's best friend.

Doctors recommend that all guys over 40 get an annual prostate check from an urologist, and a prostate massage can actually relieve some pressure on enlarged prostate.

Enlarged prostate due to BPH is very common for guys over 40, and until you get to that point, you can joke all you want.

And what is worse is if you get prostate cancer.

Trust me, a pretty chick putting her finger up your butt is far more pleasurable than prostate cancer or enlarged prostate.

If you never tried it, try a PJ=prostate BJ. The lady strokes your prostate while BJ'ing you. This will cause you to release more than normal.

So PM me if you know a chick giving a good PJ.

[Niteluvr]

Stopped by Four Seasons in Mcn after lunch yesterday. Mamasan was the only one there. No young stuff, damm. Didn't know that up front or I might have passed. The first room she led me to had not been cleaned up. WTF? Gross. Kleenex and towels all over the table.

Across the hall to a clean room before the soapy (almost scalding hot) TS / Massage w / light attention. Skipped the sauna since it was hot as Hades outside. Then, to a really hard back massage before I asked her to dial it back a notch. Door bell rang so off she went to clear her lobby. Found out later she locked the front door.

Flipped for the front side; she stripped down to panties and hopped up top. HJ to the finish, but jr. Was a little slow to pop, so she sticks her finger, well, you guess where. I pull her hand out of my ass and get her to stroke my dickroot below my balzack instead.

My advice is to hold out for her young stuff. Normally, I call first to check availability, but this was spur of the moment since I was in the area and was not the best I ever got there. (.6+.5)

Oh, and a prostate exam from a seriously hot, lady internal medicine physician with long slim fingers is much more tolerable (eg) , than the same from some old geezer with short stubby fingers. Just say'in. I might even have pushed back a little.

Personally, I don't care how hot the woman is, I would never allow any woman to stick her finger up my ass except during a medical exam, which I've had to do. But at least I got a female doctor to do it. A lot of the older Korean women will try the finger up the ass trick when giving a HJ. Apparently that's a popular technique in Korea at the barbershops and it carried over to the USA

[Bigsqueeze]

Stopped by Four Seasons in Mcn after lunch yesterday. Mamasan was the only one there. No young stuff, damm. Didn't know that up front or I might have passed. The first room she led me to had not been cleaned up. WTF? Gross. Kleenex and towels all over the table.

Across the hall to a clean room before the soapy (almost scalding hot) TS / Massage w / light attention. Skipped the sauna since it was hot as Hades outside. Then, to a really hard back massage before I asked her to dial it back a notch. Door bell rang so off she went to clear her lobby. Found out later she locked the front door.

Flipped for the front side; she stripped down to panties and hopped up top. HJ to the finish, but jr. Was a little slow to pop, so she sticks her finger, well, you guess where. I pull her hand out of my ass and get her to stroke my dickroot below my balzack instead.

My advice is to hold out for her young stuff. Normally, I call first to check availability, but this was spur of the moment since I was in the area and was not the best I ever got there. (.6+.5)

Personally, any guy who likes a finger up his ass, female or male, has serious issues. snip.

Oh, and a prostate exam from a seriously hot, lady internal medicine physician with long slim fingers is much more tolerable (eg) , than the same from some old geezer with short stubby fingers. Just say'in. I might even have pushed back a little.

[Niteluvr]

Nite, I was actually hoping to hear that I overpaid and could have gotten better. LOL. I know I could have gotten a lower price. But I know how these girls get after dealing with too much haggling.

On a side note, I am still assuming that Gold is still the preferred standard? If that's so, then I am sorely disappointed in the quality of girls in ATL. Even though the girl I saw was of acceptable quality, she was still just mediocre. I was just too drunk to be in a picky mood. Although, picky isn't a bad thing. On that same note, I forgot to add that before I ended up at Gold, I stopped across the street at Fuji. They only had one girl available, and she literally looked like one of those 80's soccer moms (the asian version, of course). I just said thank you, and got up to leave. I hate doing that shit, but it's part of the game. Can't waste time when you're out and about. Otherwise, you miss other opportunities.

Gold downgraded to pot metal long ago. The quality of girls went downhill, the place stinks and is in dire need of a renovation, jizz stains all over the walls and carpet, etc, etc. IMO, as drunk as you allegedly were, you held onto your brain. That's what counts.

[Focker 2]

Nite, I was actually hoping to hear that I overpaid and could have gotten better. LOL. I know I could have gotten a lower price. But I know how these girls get after dealing with too much haggling.

On a side note, I am still assuming that Gold is still the preferred standard? If that's so, then I am sorely disappointed in the quality of girls in ATL. Even though the girl I saw was of acceptable quality, she was still just mediocre. I was just too drunk to be in a picky mood. Although, picky isn't a bad thing. On that same note, I forgot to add that before I ended up at Gold, I stopped across the street at Fuji. They only had one girl available, and she literally looked like one of those 80's soccer moms (the asian version, of course). I just said thank you, and got up to leave. I hate doing that shit, but it's part of the game. Can't waste time when you're out and about. Otherwise, you miss other opportunities.

[Niteluvr]

To each his own right? Just like KC won't go down on the working girls some guys live for it. I say if it feels good and doesn't hurt anyone else, then have at it.

Yes, you are right, to each his own but I will always be a firm believer that the male poop chute is a one-way affair (exit only) , while the female version is two-way. I'm desperately trying not to picture a guy getting a prostate exam by his doctor and giggling like a fairy. That's too much to handle.

[Niteluvr]

Different strokes for different folks. I personally don't like anything going "up and into" my ass. But a light stimulation around the area is pretty awesome.

On a side note, ended up at Gold after a super long drunken night. Did the usual bow and Hello, and led to a room. Was met by a girl named Cindy. She looked to be about early thirties, but you never know. Ok body, and big ol bolt ons. Face was cute, but I was wasted, so what do I know? LOL. She wanted 200+, told her all I could do was 160. She said no ts for that price, so I agreed. Only wanted to finish what I started and get home. Got the job done, and felt much better afterwards. Got patted clean, given a water, and out I went.

If you guys have gotten lower, then please let me know. Still trying out all the new flavors, since I've been out of the game for a while. But from what I remember, I could get away with better quality and service for what I paid. This sound about right?

You did well for getting FS for $160 at Gold. At other AMPs, you might get a TS thrown in for that price but that's still basically bottom dollar.

[Focker 2]

Different strokes for different folks. I personally don't like anything going "up and into" my ass. But a light stimulation around the area is pretty awesome.

On a side note, ended up at Gold after a super long drunken night. Did the usual bow and hello, and led to a room. Was met by a girl named Cindy. She looked to be about early thirties, but you never know. Ok body, and big ol bolt ons. Face was cute, but I was wasted, so what do I know?? LOL. She wanted 200+, told her all i could do was 160. She said no ts for that price, so I agreed. Only wanted to finish what I started and get home. Got the job done, and felt much better afterwards. Got patted clean, given a water, and out i went.

If you guys have gotten lower, then please let me know. Still trying out all the new flavors, since I've been out of the game for a while. But from what i remember, i could get away with better quality and service for what I paid. This sound about right??

[Zipper34]

I went and saw Brooke today in Norcross. She is black and about an 8 in the face. She massaged my ass and rubbed mt inner thighs within reach of my dick said she doesn't touch the penis or allow anything else because she has a boyfriend. Okay, whatever. I gave 40 plus another 10 for a tip. Nice massage, but won't be back. Don't see why she couldn't touch my dick. Her number ends in 6550. Look her up on backpage by typing in those digits or indian trail. All of you take care.