Massage Parlor Reports

[FromTheDMV]

Saw Skwishy's report and just had to try YoYo for once. Thanks to AznCajun for the I'd. I know her name has been thrown around for quite some time now but just never made the trip out there and request for her. My last visit with another provider at MWC was a pleasant one as well.

Anyways, got there, asked for YoYo and was pretty lucky since it was about 8:45. Basically same rundown as Skwishy. Lots of attention paid to the bakcdoor during TS, which was very thorough and playful. Back to the room followed message with backwalking. I definitely had better backwalking but overall the message was top notch. I probably could've used stronger message but I did not make the request. As others have mentioned, YoYo definitely knows how to please a man. She does these little pecks on the J with her tongue which felt great. To avoid TMI I'll just say I had one of my best NoVa finishes. At that point I felt like my time had to be up just because of how much message she had already done. Nope. She's the first provider I've seen thus far that messages before and after the NoVa and makes sure you get every minute of your time.

Dropped. 8 and left happy. Was given water and greeted by the MMS on my way out. Good night.

I had the pleasure of mtg Yoyo recently. Everything I've read has been accurate. I only paid for 1/2 hr because I had to be somewhere, but wound up receiving almost about 45 mins of service. The mms knocked twice. 1st time saying time was almost up. 2nd time she said I was getting close to an hr so WTF? LOL! Well worth being late for my appt. Standard nova, but really nothing "standard" about it. Thank you to all the seniors & others who have provided the valuable intel.

[Funkey]

Does anyone know if this establishment ever re-opened as 112 or under any other name?

[Capricaone]

I generally agree with you that he should have walked. Got to trust the gut. But commenting and dropping that teaser is a bit of a shitter. Can you post some details / hints about your Korean agency?

I found this agency doing some research at the usual places. They advertise like all others. They are much smaller but the quality has been amazing. I've had a real Japanese girl and an amazingly beautiful 26 year old Korean gal (recently mentioned) with EXCELLENT customer service. If you've ever spent time in Asia, you will understand what EXCELLENT customer service is (its impossible for an American to understand if he's never seen it). Do your own research and I am sure you'll stumble across it.

[DeuceSlim]

Sounds like a certain Herndon AMP has undergone a name change (looking at the BP ads).

It also sounds like there's been a change in staff, because the last few reports about it haven't been as glowing as this. Good to know.

Was in the area yesterday, wanted to see Jennifer at Far East, but was told she was 'on vacation. ' Called a familiar place in Herndon, but didn't see any intel on it yet, so I felt I TOFTT. I Lucked out nicely! Provider was Cindy. Nice attitude, attractive, early 30's but didn't look it, about 5' 8" with heels, fun-sized rack, long black silky hair, and not much a conversationalist. That's okay by me too. Some what discreet location amongst a bunch of biz and doctors office around; MMS Sunny is nice, asked if I been here before (YES) and who I saw (YOYO or COCO) , clean room, standard NOVA finish. TS was nice, with special attention paid to the buttocks and the little man. To me, that's a PLUS! Massage was on par too other places I've ventured to. I had nice chat with MMS before I left and she dropped some good info if you're concerned with your privacy. Call ahead and ask MMS to let you in the rear entrance (no pun intended). There's parking spaces in the back so that folks in the office spaces in the front can't see you, and you can't see them. To me, that's priceless. Seniors can PM me for more info on my experience.

I left happier than a kid in a candy store (.80 for hr, $1. 10 for OUTSTANDING Service / attitude / friendliness / cleanliness / No rush / No haggle / No Upselling) I hope to keep this one around for a while.

Stay cool and be nice to the ladies.

AC

[AznCajun]

Was in the area yesterday, wanted to see Jennifer at Far East, but was told she was 'on vacation. ' Called a familiar place in Herndon, but didn't see any intel on it yet, so I felt I TOFTT. I Lucked out nicely! Provider was Cindy. Nice attitude, attractive, early 30's but didn't look it, about 5' 8" with heels, fun-sized rack, long black silky hair, and not much a conversationalist. That's okay by me too. Some what discreet location amongst a bunch of biz and doctors office around; MMS Sunny is nice, asked if I been here before (YES) and who I saw (YOYO or COCO) , clean room, standard NOVA finish. TS was nice, with special attention paid to the buttocks and the little man. To me, that's a PLUS! Massage was on par too other places I've ventured to. I had nice chat with MMS before I left and she dropped some good info if you're concerned with your privacy. Call ahead and ask MMS to let you in the rear entrance (no pun intended). There's parking spaces in the back so that folks in the office spaces in the front can't see you, and you can't see them. To me, that's priceless. Seniors can PM me for more info on my experience.

I left happier than a kid in a candy store (.80 for hr, $1. 10 for OUTSTANDING Service / attitude / friendliness / cleanliness / No rush / No haggle / No Upselling) I hope to keep this one around for a while.

Stay cool and be nice to the ladies.

-AC

[Serpico99]

Was going to visit a castle the other day, bases on a SM's recommendation. Traffic was heavy and due to my location I stopped at the fruit (ppya) instead! Glad I did. Mms had 4 for me to choose, I chose the prettiest one and it happened to be bunny! Great TS, with lots of roaming, she played with / cleaned my lower really well! Back to the room. The massage was so so. Towel and no oil. On the flip she asked for tip up front. I said 40 now and more later. She said "no baby. 80 to take off top" we negotiated 80 for two pops. I didn't like the upsell but took a chance. And glad I did. She said " you take care of me, I'll take care of you!" on with the flip. Anything but standard nova. First she starts with lots of lotion, slow strokes and after a minuite I had first round (been a while and I was worked up) then she cleans me up and goes right to it. She took off everything and sat cross-legged between my leggs. Pushed my knees to my chest and started talking really dirty!" oh shit baby " ect ect. Then she puts on a rubber glove and whe she snapps it on says " yes baby, you need doctor, doctor bunny? I'm going to be your cock doctor!" I was totally blown away, she slid one finger in and started a prostate massage while stroking me! More nasty talk as she worked it!" yeah baby, doctor bunny is fucking that tight little ass. U like?" after 15 minutes of fast stroking and prostate massage she grabs my boy with both hands (one with a glove) my knees still at my chest and works me really well for 5 minutes until round two! When I poped she was saying "shit shit shit, yeah baby, doctor doctor!" then hot towel and more massage. The most suprizing part is I was there for 1 hour 15 minutes, in rushed. Best day ever!

She said "next time 2 girls, I pick for you, I make you happy 3 times, ok baby"

She won't be there long, I highly recommend!

TS 9/10.

Massage 3/10.

Flip 11/10.

Looks 9/10.

Body 8/10.

Attitude 100%

Only bummer is the upsell is getting wise out there and massage was lackluster. I enjoy a good massage as well.

Treat her well, be safe and holy cow. Go see bunny!

Cheers

Is this the Bunny from the old Yung's Spa in Tysons (next to the hotel)? She talked a good dirty talk. Not many providers use the name Bunny, hence why I thought maybe she was the same girl.

[Skirite Hound]

Maybe I was unnecessarily harsh here. She does get immediately naked, has big tits, and there seems to be unlimited touching. So if pot-bellied lady with big tits is your thing, maybe this is the place for you. She has absolutely no concept of a massage, however.

[Bunker Buster]

Well the CL ad shows a skinny blonde lady with a poofy hairdo crouched in the back of an antique car. Hmm, that might be fun. I was attracted by the novelty of getting a massage from a caucasian for once. What answers the door is a pot-bellied lady with stringy, greasy blonde hair. I did not turn around and walk as I was still hoping for a decent massage. Not even. I even verified,"This is one hour, right?" She says right. She just waved her hands vaguely over my back and went straight for the flip. While she did work very hard on that part, it was nothing you couldn't get on the street in Baltimore for a Jackson and I paid almost ten times that. She WAS quite chatty and jovial, blathering about Harry Potter and such, but hey, I was hoping for some service here. Fugeddaboudit.

She even has the nerve to claim that she has outstanding hands, and offers a wonderful relaxation trip. If I'm not mistaken, someone had raved to me backchannel about how great her massages were. Glad I never made the trip.

Her ad, for those who are curious: http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/n...517640246.html

[Skirite Hound]

Got to have my dose of Soft Touch so I ring the doorbell and have one of the peppermint lifesavers kept in a bowl there. Lee, the MMS, lets me in and gives me a TS. This is the second time this has happened here; the MMS gives the TS when the provider is not yet available. Ok, MMS is old but knows her biz and gives a very good TS. The last time I was offered a sauna, but not today. I wait in my room for the provider to finish up. It was worth the wait. Young (Yong?) bursts in with a big smile and wants to kiss me right away. Always a good sign. Smokin hot body; she looks in her 20's but it's hard to say with certainty exactly how old. She says she will give me anything I want. Another good sign. I say I want back walking and she does back walking. I asked for deep tissue massage and she starts out that way but morphs into this fingertip stroking thing hat just feels great. I start to talk about things I would pay a tip for and she motions me silent with a finger over hers lips and points at the wall like it's bugged or something. She WILL negotiate however. You will like Young. Young will make you happy. One funny thing; she wanted to know all about how many times I had been there and what providers I have seen. I mentioned one, Jenny, that had left there in about December and is now up in Herndon somewhere. I mentioned that I got digits before she left but have not been in touch. Young was insistent,"You should call her!" even though that would theoretically mean less business for Young. Young herself claims to have been in the same location for over a year. Seems odd as I have not seen her there before and with the amount they move the K-girls all around to different spas.

[Skirite Hound]

Well the CL ad shows a skinny blonde lady with a poofy hairdo crouched in the back of an antique car. Hmm, that might be fun. I was attracted by the novelty of getting a massage from a caucasian for once. What answers the door is a pot-bellied lady with stringy, greasy blonde hair. I did not turn around and walk as I was still hoping for a decent massage. Not even. I even verified,"This is one hour, right?" She says right. She just waved her hands vaguely over my back and went straight for the flip. While she did work very hard on that part, it was nothing you couldn't get on the street in Baltimore for a Jackson and I paid almost ten times that. She WAS quite chatty and jovial, blathering about Harry Potter and such, but hey, I was hoping for some service here. Fugeddaboudit.

[SWCruiser]

I generally agree with you that he should have walked. Got to trust the gut. But commenting and dropping that teaser is a bit of a shitter. Can you post some details / hints about your Korean agency?

Really? You just didn't turn around and walk out? C'mon dude why would you subject yourself to that? The one time I had something like that happen to me at an AMP, I turned around and walked out. I didn't even bother to make an excuse.

I just got home from a visit to a very attractive 26 year old Korean gal who gave me two pops in one hour, including a delightful 30min BBBJ. Its agencies all the way for me from here on out. A little more $ but so well worth it. I am done with the bait and switches or hassles of more public businesses.

[Capricaone]

Was passing through rural VA when I decided to try a place in Front Royal that has been advertising "Garden Spa". I knew when going to an out of the way place in rural VA that the provider would be older and I was taking a chance. But I thought "how bad could it be"? I was really sore and actually wanted a massage, so I said " what the hell"!

Location- was a house- 1/10

Provider-old. Overweight. Wearing spandex. Looked as rough as old leather. (I shouldn't have continued but I thought, no extras for me, but a massage would be good)

Massage- a decent head, neck shoulder about 5/10. The rest 2/10. Hands were extrememly rough.

For those that would knowingly go- it appeared no extras would be offered. (and for this monger- thankfully so).

So if you go to this place after reading this report- you have been warned. I feel that this is a new low for even rural VA. I wish I had just folded my money up and given it to the next person I saw. That would have been more pleasurable.

Really? You just didn't turn around and walk out? C'mon dude why would you subject yourself to that? The one time I had something like that happen to me at an AMP, I turned around and walked out. I didn't even bother to make an excuse.

I just got home from a visit to a very attractive 26 year old Korean gal who gave me two pops in one hour, including a delightful 30min BBBJ. Its agencies all the way for me from here on out. A little more $ but so well worth it. I am done with the bait and switches or hassles of more public businesses.

[Member #4913]

Was going to visit a castle the other day, bases on a SM's recommendation. Traffic was heavy and due to my location I stopped at the fruit (ppya) instead! Glad I did. Mms had 4 for me to choose, I chose the prettiest one and it happened to be bunny! Great TS, with lots of roaming, she played with / cleaned my lower really well! Back to the room. The massage was so so. Towel and no oil. On the flip she asked for tip up front. I said 40 now and more later. She said "no baby. 80 to take off top" we negotiated 80 for two pops. I didn't like the upsell but took a chance. And glad I did. She said " you take care of me, I'll take care of you!" on with the flip. Anything but standard nova. First she starts with lots of lotion, slow strokes and after a minuite I had first round (been a while and I was worked up) then she cleans me up and goes right to it. She took off everything and sat cross-legged between my leggs. Pushed my knees to my chest and started talking really dirty!" oh shit baby " ect ect. Then she puts on a rubber glove and whe she snapps it on says " yes baby, you need doctor, doctor bunny? I'm going to be your cock doctor!" I was totally blown away, she slid one finger in and started a prostate massage while stroking me! More nasty talk as she worked it!" yeah baby, doctor bunny is fucking that tight little ass. U like?" after 15 minutes of fast stroking and prostate massage she grabs my boy with both hands (one with a glove) my knees still at my chest and works me really well for 5 minutes until round two! When I poped she was saying "shit shit shit, yeah baby, doctor doctor!" then hot towel and more massage. The most suprizing part is I was there for 1 hour 15 minutes, in rushed. Best day ever!

She said "next time 2 girls, I pick for you, I make you happy 3 times, ok baby"

She won't be there long, I highly recommend!

TS 9/10.

Massage 3/10.

Flip 11/10.

Looks 9/10.

Body 8/10.

Attitude 100%

Only bummer is the upsell is getting wise out there and massage was lackluster. I enjoy a good massage as well.

Treat her well, be safe and holy cow. Go see bunny!

Cheers

[Insomniac2]

Was passing through rural VA when I decided to try a place in Front Royal that has been advertising "Garden Spa". I knew when going to an out of the way place in rural VA that the provider would be older and I was taking a chance. But I thought "how bad could it be"? I was really sore and actually wanted a massage, so I said " what the hell"!

Location- was a house- 1/10

Provider-old. Overweight. Wearing spandex. Looked as rough as old leather. (I shouldn't have continued but I thought, no extras for me, but a massage would be good)

Massage- a decent head, neck shoulder about 5/10. The rest 2/10. Hands were extrememly rough.

For those that would knowingly go- it appeared no extras would be offered. (and for this monger- thankfully so).

So if you go to this place after reading this report- you have been warned. I feel that this is a new low for even rural VA. I wish I had just folded my money up and given it to the next person I saw. That would have been more pleasurable.

LMAO. This reminds me of something similar (but a little worse in my opinion) that happened to me about four years ago. I was driving to Hampton Roads from DC and looked up

Massage places along the way. The only one that picked up her phone was a lady somewhere in the rural outskirts outside of Richmond. Her ad said only fifty for an hour but it said she was a mature therapist. I figured what the hell, it's only fifty bucks. I call her and set up an appointment for when I know I'm going to be driving through her area and she said

To meet her at the local Riteaid and what kind of car she'd be driving. I couldn't really get a good look at her but called to confirm it was her car and then I followed her to her home. As I saw her get out of the vehicle my heart jumped up into my throat. The word "mature" was sugar coating it a little, but again, I figured what the hell. After following this

Elderly lady into her home I almost puked from the smell of all the animals she had living with her. I gave her the cash (why didn't I just leave?) and then she told me to get

Undressed and lay face down on her bed. To my infinite horror I noticed pet hair and dead flaking skin all over her bedding. After the flip I looked up and she was quite nude and

Proceeded to give me a BBBJ. I'm a nasty bastard so I again figured, what the hell, and went along for the ride. It was then that I noticed all the pieces of dead skin on her bed

Were falling off her hands and arms. I tried like a champ, but couldn't bust one at this point so I gave her a ten spot as a tip and left. I hate to be mean and nasty talking about

Somebody's grandmother or great grandmother like that, but I was ill for days just thinking about it. Sometimes I still suffer occasional bouts of PTSD from this encounter and will

Never go to an independent provider again without first seeing some good reviews on the net somewhere.

[Rosie 1972]

Was passing through rural VA when I decided to try a place in Front Royal that has been advertising "Garden Spa". I knew when going to an out of the way place in rural VA that the provider would be older and I was taking a chance. But I thought "how bad could it be"? I was really sore and actually wanted a massage, so I said " what the hell"!

Location- was a house- 1/10

Provider-old. Overweight. Wearing spandex. Looked as rough as old leather. (I shouldn't have continued but I thought, no extras for me, but a massage would be good)

Massage- a decent head, neck shoulder about 5/10. The rest 2/10. Hands were extrememly rough.

For those that would knowingly go- it appeared no extras would be offered. (and for this monger- thankfully so).

So if you go to this place after reading this report- you have been warned. I feel that this is a new low for even rural VA. I wish I had just folded my money up and given it to the next person I saw. That would have been more pleasurable.