Massage Parlor Reports

**Member #4913** · 07-29-11 14:25

Was going to visit a castle the other day, bases on a SM's recommendation. Traffic was heavy and due to my location I stopped at the fruit (ppya) instead! Glad I did. Mms had 4 for me to choose, I chose the prettiest one and it happened to be bunny! Great TS, with lots of roaming, she played with / cleaned my lower really well! Back to the room. The massage was so so. Towel and no oil. On the flip she asked for tip up front. I said 40 now and more later. She said "no baby. 80 to take off top" we negotiated 80 for two pops. I didn't like the upsell but took a chance. And glad I did. She said " you take care of me, I'll take care of you!" on with the flip. Anything but standard nova. First she starts with lots of lotion, slow strokes and after a minuite I had first round (been a while and I was worked up) then she cleans me up and goes right to it. She took off everything and sat cross-legged between my leggs. Pushed my knees to my chest and started talking really dirty!" oh shit baby " ect ect. Then she puts on a rubber glove and whe she snapps it on says " yes baby, you need doctor, doctor bunny? I'm going to be your cock doctor!" I was totally blown away, she slid one finger in and started a prostate massage while stroking me! More nasty talk as she worked it!" yeah baby, doctor bunny is fucking that tight little ass. U like?" after 15 minutes of fast stroking and prostate massage she grabs my boy with both hands (one with a glove) my knees still at my chest and works me really well for 5 minutes until round two! When I poped she was saying "shit shit shit, yeah baby, doctor doctor!" then hot towel and more massage. The most suprizing part is I was there for 1 hour 15 minutes, in rushed. Best day ever!

She said "next time 2 girls, I pick for you, I make you happy 3 times, ok baby"

She won't be there long, I highly recommend!

TS 9/10.

Massage 3/10.

Flip 11/10.

Looks 9/10.

Body 8/10.

Attitude 100%

Only bummer is the upsell is getting wise out there and massage was lackluster. I enjoy a good massage as well.

Treat her well, be safe and holy cow. Go see bunny!

Cheers

**Insomniac2** · 07-29-11 14:07

Originally Posted by Rosie 1972 [View Original Post]

Was passing through rural VA when I decided to try a place in Front Royal that has been advertising "Garden Spa". I knew when going to an out of the way place in rural VA that the provider would be older and I was taking a chance. But I thought "how bad could it be"? I was really sore and actually wanted a massage, so I said " what the hell"!

Location- was a house- 1/10

Provider-old. Overweight. Wearing spandex. Looked as rough as old leather. (I shouldn't have continued but I thought, no extras for me, but a massage would be good)

Massage- a decent head, neck shoulder about 5/10. The rest 2/10. Hands were extrememly rough.

For those that would knowingly go- it appeared no extras would be offered. (and for this monger- thankfully so).

So if you go to this place after reading this report- you have been warned. I feel that this is a new low for even rural VA. I wish I had just folded my money up and given it to the next person I saw. That would have been more pleasurable.

LMAO. This reminds me of something similar (but a little worse in my opinion) that happened to me about four years ago. I was driving to Hampton Roads from DC and looked up

Massage places along the way. The only one that picked up her phone was a lady somewhere in the rural outskirts outside of Richmond. Her ad said only fifty for an hour but it said she was a mature therapist. I figured what the hell, it's only fifty bucks. I call her and set up an appointment for when I know I'm going to be driving through her area and she said

To meet her at the local Riteaid and what kind of car she'd be driving. I couldn't really get a good look at her but called to confirm it was her car and then I followed her to her home. As I saw her get out of the vehicle my heart jumped up into my throat. The word "mature" was sugar coating it a little, but again, I figured what the hell. After following this

Elderly lady into her home I almost puked from the smell of all the animals she had living with her. I gave her the cash (why didn't I just leave?) and then she told me to get

Undressed and lay face down on her bed. To my infinite horror I noticed pet hair and dead flaking skin all over her bedding. After the flip I looked up and she was quite nude and

Proceeded to give me a BBBJ. I'm a nasty bastard so I again figured, what the hell, and went along for the ride. It was then that I noticed all the pieces of dead skin on her bed

Were falling off her hands and arms. I tried like a champ, but couldn't bust one at this point so I gave her a ten spot as a tip and left. I hate to be mean and nasty talking about

Somebody's grandmother or great grandmother like that, but I was ill for days just thinking about it. Sometimes I still suffer occasional bouts of PTSD from this encounter and will

Never go to an independent provider again without first seeing some good reviews on the net somewhere.

**Rosie 1972** · 07-29-11 09:31

Was passing through rural VA when I decided to try a place in Front Royal that has been advertising "Garden Spa". I knew when going to an out of the way place in rural VA that the provider would be older and I was taking a chance. But I thought "how bad could it be"? I was really sore and actually wanted a massage, so I said " what the hell"!

Location- was a house- 1/10

Provider-old. Overweight. Wearing spandex. Looked as rough as old leather. (I shouldn't have continued but I thought, no extras for me, but a massage would be good)

Massage- a decent head, neck shoulder about 5/10. The rest 2/10. Hands were extrememly rough.

For those that would knowingly go- it appeared no extras would be offered. (and for this monger- thankfully so).

So if you go to this place after reading this report- you have been warned. I feel that this is a new low for even rural VA. I wish I had just folded my money up and given it to the next person I saw. That would have been more pleasurable.

**Fatpig** · 07-29-11 07:18

My fave was busy so I drove over to HT. Mona answered the door. Skinny, petite and look nice. TS was amazing. Through and complete. I was so pumped for the massage. After the sauna for a few minutes and she freshened up. She asked if I wanted hard massage. I was surprised so I said yeah. Well her hard is soft-med at best. Total massage was short. Flip was ok.

But l left happy and she was cute which makes my time better even though it was only 45 minutes door to door. Tipped normal.

Will I go back. YUP. Not my fave but its tops for now.

**Living Abroad** · 07-28-11 22:09

Originally Posted by Galaxyman12 [View Original Post]

Went there this a. M. Called ahead and told MMS I wanted 1 hr. Massage. She had 2 girls available. Chose the prettier of the two. Maya. Big mistake. Both were dressed with heels and short skirts. Found out later Maya was going commando. Worst TS and massage I have ever had. A light rub of soap and a rinse. No roaming. It all went down hill from there. The massage was awful. No roaming again. On the flip. Wanted money up front. HJ was. 6 and to disrobe 1. 0. WTF? Told her I only had. 8. She took it and gave me lecture to bring more next time. Nice bee cups and closely cropped cat. Roaming was limited to top. No where else. First and last time for me.

Sorry to hear that, Gman. I'm feeling responsible for my earlier report. Bunny said she was leaving . So maybe you missed her. I'm guessing I got lucky. It seems like YMMV at all of these places. There is a gal next door who was very sweet. Maybe TOP is a better way to go.

**Galaxyman12** · 07-28-11 12:47

Went there this a. M. Called ahead and told MMS I wanted 1 hr. Massage. She had 2 girls available. Chose the prettier of the two. Maya. Big mistake. Both were dressed with heels and short skirts. Found out later Maya was going commando. Worst TS and massage I have ever had. A light rub of soap and a rinse. No roaming. It all went down hill from there. The massage was awful. No roaming again. On the flip. Wanted money up front. HJ was. 6 and to disrobe 1. 0. WTF? Told her I only had. 8. She took it and gave me lecture to bring more next time. Nice bee cups and closely cropped cat. Roaming was limited to top. No where else. First and last time for me.

**Ambidextrous** · 07-28-11 05:15

Thought I'd try FCCC, called, no answer. Called ACC, MMS asked if I'd like to go to their place at Tyson's Corner, I didn't know they had a place there so I tried it just for a change. Not the Thai condo but similar low-rise building, near Spring Hill Road, easy access. Fixed fee $.6.

Provider was 'Candy, ' Chinese, said she was 27 but looked older, firm C-cups, I suspect implants but she was chunky everywhere else too. Several tattoos. Refused to disrobe at the beginning, insisted that I lie down for a massage. Couldn't or pretended not to speak English, wouldn't even say how long she has been in USA. Silently massaged me for about 10 minutes, then let me massage her. DATY, slight off odor, after a couple of minutes she suddenly moaned and pretended to climax, so obviously fake I just stared at her as if to say do you really think I believe that BS? When I went into the bathroom to get some water, she watched me like she thought I was going to steal something.

Gave HJ and CBJ to completion. Stopped as soon as I began to climax, which angered me. I got dressed and left as quickly as I could. Called MMS and told her that I didn't like this provider at all, it was a bad experience. MMS was apologetic, said next time there will be a different girl.

**Volvos40** · 07-27-11 21:20

Last time I was there I saw Olivia. Looked a ballet dancer from Singapore, and absolute gem in the rough. Now I'll ask for either Jennifer or Olivia.

Originally Posted by Lovejugs [View Original Post]

Jennifer from Hawaii is back at the East. Always professional and great personality. If you like my "name" you will be a happy camper.

Lovejugs

**Galaxyman12** · 07-27-11 12:40

Hello, all,

This is my first posting. Joined the site a few weeks ago. I appreciate all of the posting. They have been very helpful. I have previously used back page escort ads in the past. I got fed up with all the BS. I have visited Four Seasons twice this month. On the 11th I had Patti for a one hour season. Very thin girl with broken english. Great TS and even better massage with standard NOVA finish. Went again on the 20th for a 1 hour session with May. Beautiful K girl with nice Bee rack and very hot body. She spoke perfect english. Ok TS and so so massage. Great NOVA finish. Would go there everyday if I could afford it. Tipped Patti 6 and May 8. Thinking about trying top and papaya next and trying just 30 min. Sessions.

**AznCajun** · 07-27-11 10:26

She's not any of the ones pictured on the ads you provided below; 'Barbi' or 'Bobbi' has short hair, and she is slim with a nice rack. About 5'7" with nice and friendly attitude. Standard NOVA finish was the only thing on the menu last week for me, so YMMV. Damage was $1. 20 total for 60 min of good massage and left feeling happy. May repeat.

-AC.

Originally Posted by Yoyo Spa [View Original Post]

Thanks for the news Captn. I find 3 ads that meet your description. Which one is Ms. Burger King?

http://classifieds.washingtoncitypap...d=oid%3A627485

http://classifieds.washingtoncitypap...d=oid%3A517284

http://classifieds.washingtoncitypap...d=oid%3A938395

**Yoyo Spa** · 07-27-11 09:37

Originally Posted by Captn Stubbing [View Original Post]

I went to see at lunch the city paper Chinese chick in falls church at her apartment. Real busty. Unfortunately she is the Burger King of massage Chinese chicks in the area. She has seen more customers then a Burger King drive thru window.

Too hardcore for my tastes. Her bedroom smelled like doritos and beer. Considered double wrapping Moby just to be safe. She is very busty and enthusiastic, which is plus. There was a dude leaving when I arrived and another blue collar dude in maintenance truck arriving after I finished. I guess she sees her customers in only a 4 hour block window.

I did manage to shoot some love juice on the side of the bed after I rode her breasts bareback. Total damage 140. Won't be back.

Thanks for the news Captn. I find 3 ads that meet your description. Which one is Ms. Burger King?

http://classifieds.washingtoncitypap...d=oid%3A627485

http://classifieds.washingtoncitypap...d=oid%3A517284

http://classifieds.washingtoncitypap...d=oid%3A938395

**Lovejugs** · 07-27-11 01:25

Jennifer from Hawaii is back at the East. Always professional and great personality. If you like my "name" you will be a happy camper.

Lovejugs

**Living Abroad** · 07-27-11 00:38

It was getting late, so I thought I give Papaya a try. Despite having developed a bias for its neighbor TT. I called and talked to someone who's name I thought was Maya. So of course, when I show up, I ask for Maya. I get this look from the MS, along with "you've been here before?". Yes. Okay. A minute later I'm introduced to a petite, beautiful Korean girl named. Bunny. Apparently Maya doesn't work there anymore, and would it be okay if this beautiful, dream of a girl took her place. I had to think about it for all of a nano second. Bunny was a gem. Playful, flirtatious, and damn cute. I have no idea how old she was (late 20s? 30s?) , but her beautiful "be"cups beamed out to me in her little pink outfit. She swatted me on the bum as we headed for the TS, and continued to be playful through out the experience. Back in the room I had one hell of a massage. Her skin was silky smooth, and she used her whole body as she climbed on my back to attack my shoulders and neck. Wrapping her legs around mine. The experience was pure bliss. Before we reached the turn, she began to play wistfully over my back, legs and thighs while she kissed my neck and ears. My god. (I have no idea who Maya was, but good god she should be sainted). It was hard to believe that it could get better with the flip. And it did. It was NOVA at a whole new level. Nothing standard about it. So sweet.

Now the bad news, gents. If I understood things properly, she is only in town for a few more days. And she has no plans to come back. So you might want to get going while the getting is good.

And finally, I'll echo the advice of Aviator below. WWPAD? Be nice to the ladies.

**Pilot Aviator** · 07-26-11 21:57

As I entered the AMP today, I found myself thinking."self (I thought) a different pleasure is wanted today. What should I do. And I realized, I should ask the question WWLD = What would Larry Do?" For those of us that know Larry, he prefers to get massagi at the end with all other pleasures up front.

My result today, and hour of bliss, followed by bonus time of 15-minutes for massagi. (The lady thought I was very nice to her today, and fwiw, we had not discussed tip (and never did). She just thought I had been very nice to her.)

What a great visit and a gold-star experience for me on a fairly mild day.

SO. If you are ever in a quandry, you might ask yourself "WWLD" (or WWSlezebumDo; or WWJJD, or WW (insert nick of favorite senior member) Do.

And you don't need to ask yourself WWPADo. Because you already know what I would do. I would BE NICE TO THE LADIES!

Enjoy everyone.

PA

**Strider10** · 07-25-11 14:39

[QUOTE=Justdandy;

BTW, while chuckling over the various Papaya ads on Backpage, I saw one for Top Therapy, almost the same address, but off by one digit. I saw the signs, it's just around the side of the same building as Papaya. I was now too short on cash and out of time to start another 1 hour session, but I'm interested in trying out. Has anyone else been to Top yet?[/QUOTE]Went there once. One of the hottest K-girl I've seen in NOVA area so far. Very serious and only talks when she answered my questions. I took 30 mins for. 6 and gave her. 6 for standard NOVA finish. Massage was ok and the overall experience was not that good since the provider never smiled for the whole 30 mins!

Suddenly, when she ushered me to the door, she smiled and said to me "please come again" with a hug and a kiss on my cheek right at the door. Weird, but it made me want to go there again.