Massage Parlor Reports

**Volvos40** · 07-27-11 21:20

Last time I was there I saw Olivia. Looked a ballet dancer from Singapore, and absolute gem in the rough. Now I'll ask for either Jennifer or Olivia.

Originally Posted by Lovejugs [View Original Post]

Jennifer from Hawaii is back at the East. Always professional and great personality. If you like my "name" you will be a happy camper.

Lovejugs

**Galaxyman12** · 07-27-11 12:40

Hello, all,

This is my first posting. Joined the site a few weeks ago. I appreciate all of the posting. They have been very helpful. I have previously used back page escort ads in the past. I got fed up with all the BS. I have visited Four Seasons twice this month. On the 11th I had Patti for a one hour season. Very thin girl with broken english. Great TS and even better massage with standard NOVA finish. Went again on the 20th for a 1 hour session with May. Beautiful K girl with nice Bee rack and very hot body. She spoke perfect english. Ok TS and so so massage. Great NOVA finish. Would go there everyday if I could afford it. Tipped Patti 6 and May 8. Thinking about trying top and papaya next and trying just 30 min. Sessions.

**AznCajun** · 07-27-11 10:26

She's not any of the ones pictured on the ads you provided below; 'Barbi' or 'Bobbi' has short hair, and she is slim with a nice rack. About 5'7" with nice and friendly attitude. Standard NOVA finish was the only thing on the menu last week for me, so YMMV. Damage was $1. 20 total for 60 min of good massage and left feeling happy. May repeat.

-AC.

Originally Posted by Yoyo Spa [View Original Post]

Thanks for the news Captn. I find 3 ads that meet your description. Which one is Ms. Burger King?

http://classifieds.washingtoncitypap...d=oid%3A627485

http://classifieds.washingtoncitypap...d=oid%3A517284

http://classifieds.washingtoncitypap...d=oid%3A938395

**Yoyo Spa** · 07-27-11 09:37

Originally Posted by Captn Stubbing [View Original Post]

I went to see at lunch the city paper Chinese chick in falls church at her apartment. Real busty. Unfortunately she is the Burger King of massage Chinese chicks in the area. She has seen more customers then a Burger King drive thru window.

Too hardcore for my tastes. Her bedroom smelled like doritos and beer. Considered double wrapping Moby just to be safe. She is very busty and enthusiastic, which is plus. There was a dude leaving when I arrived and another blue collar dude in maintenance truck arriving after I finished. I guess she sees her customers in only a 4 hour block window.

I did manage to shoot some love juice on the side of the bed after I rode her breasts bareback. Total damage 140. Won't be back.

Thanks for the news Captn. I find 3 ads that meet your description. Which one is Ms. Burger King?

http://classifieds.washingtoncitypap...d=oid%3A627485

http://classifieds.washingtoncitypap...d=oid%3A517284

http://classifieds.washingtoncitypap...d=oid%3A938395

**Lovejugs** · 07-27-11 01:25

Jennifer from Hawaii is back at the East. Always professional and great personality. If you like my "name" you will be a happy camper.

Lovejugs

**Living Abroad** · 07-27-11 00:38

It was getting late, so I thought I give Papaya a try. Despite having developed a bias for its neighbor TT. I called and talked to someone who's name I thought was Maya. So of course, when I show up, I ask for Maya. I get this look from the MS, along with "you've been here before?". Yes. Okay. A minute later I'm introduced to a petite, beautiful Korean girl named. Bunny. Apparently Maya doesn't work there anymore, and would it be okay if this beautiful, dream of a girl took her place. I had to think about it for all of a nano second. Bunny was a gem. Playful, flirtatious, and damn cute. I have no idea how old she was (late 20s? 30s?) , but her beautiful "be"cups beamed out to me in her little pink outfit. She swatted me on the bum as we headed for the TS, and continued to be playful through out the experience. Back in the room I had one hell of a massage. Her skin was silky smooth, and she used her whole body as she climbed on my back to attack my shoulders and neck. Wrapping her legs around mine. The experience was pure bliss. Before we reached the turn, she began to play wistfully over my back, legs and thighs while she kissed my neck and ears. My god. (I have no idea who Maya was, but good god she should be sainted). It was hard to believe that it could get better with the flip. And it did. It was NOVA at a whole new level. Nothing standard about it. So sweet.

Now the bad news, gents. If I understood things properly, she is only in town for a few more days. And she has no plans to come back. So you might want to get going while the getting is good.

And finally, I'll echo the advice of Aviator below. WWPAD? Be nice to the ladies.

**Pilot Aviator** · 07-26-11 21:57

As I entered the AMP today, I found myself thinking."self (I thought) a different pleasure is wanted today. What should I do. And I realized, I should ask the question WWLD = What would Larry Do?" For those of us that know Larry, he prefers to get massagi at the end with all other pleasures up front.

My result today, and hour of bliss, followed by bonus time of 15-minutes for massagi. (The lady thought I was very nice to her today, and fwiw, we had not discussed tip (and never did). She just thought I had been very nice to her.)

What a great visit and a gold-star experience for me on a fairly mild day.

SO. If you are ever in a quandry, you might ask yourself "WWLD" (or WWSlezebumDo; or WWJJD, or WW (insert nick of favorite senior member) Do.

And you don't need to ask yourself WWPADo. Because you already know what I would do. I would BE NICE TO THE LADIES!

Enjoy everyone.

PA

**Strider10** · 07-25-11 14:39

[QUOTE=Justdandy;

BTW, while chuckling over the various Papaya ads on Backpage, I saw one for Top Therapy, almost the same address, but off by one digit. I saw the signs, it's just around the side of the same building as Papaya. I was now too short on cash and out of time to start another 1 hour session, but I'm interested in trying out. Has anyone else been to Top yet?[/QUOTE]Went there once. One of the hottest K-girl I've seen in NOVA area so far. Very serious and only talks when she answered my questions. I took 30 mins for. 6 and gave her. 6 for standard NOVA finish. Massage was ok and the overall experience was not that good since the provider never smiled for the whole 30 mins!

Suddenly, when she ushered me to the door, she smiled and said to me "please come again" with a hug and a kiss on my cheek right at the door. Weird, but it made me want to go there again.

**Xooom** · 07-22-11 21:46

Saw Bobbi twice this past week, her english is a little spotty and the massage wasn't much, but the service was amazing. She is thin with a great ass and perky boobs. She is there for about another week, but may be staying longer. PM for details. Treat this one nice, she is my first had to go back again.

**Member #4913** · 07-22-11 12:58

I'm traveling through tomorrow. I'm familiar with FCCC, but what is TCCC? I've read slot about bust and I don't frequent the area these days and was hoping for info on what's safe and hopefully what's good.

Feel free to PM me

**Captn Stubbing** · 07-21-11 12:54

I went to see at lunch the city paper Chinese chick in falls church at her apartment. Real busty. Unfortunately she is the Burger King of massage Chinese chicks in the area. She has seen more customers then a Burger King drive thru window.

Too hardcore for my tastes. Her bedroom smelled like doritos and beer. Considered double wrapping Moby just to be safe. She is very busty and enthusiastic, which is plus. There was a dude leaving when I arrived and another blue collar dude in maintenance truck arriving after I finished. I guess she sees her customers in only a 4 hour block window.

I did manage to shoot some love juice on the side of the bed after I rode her breasts bareback. Total damage 140. Won't be back.

**Goheat** · 07-20-11 17:23

Great body and gives a very very good massage (like many here, I don't go for just the aftermath). Got a full hour of it too. I have no idea what this standard NOVA that everyone keeps saying is, but I was satisfied. The massage alone was worth it. Will repeat.

**Sleazebum** · 07-20-11 15:15

Got the yellow fever again so I called my friend at the FCCC. She was not ready yet at Arlington Blvd so asked if I could go out to Sterling to the western place.

I did and Jessica was simply wonderful! She will be around for about another week so go soon if you want to see her. Typical young Chinese. Fair English and very playful too!

Massage talents just so-so and the main events were fine!

I already posted the number so do not ask me any questions. RTFF, find the number and go see her or any that are available from that number.

JJ

**Justdandy** · 07-19-11 08:42

Originally Posted by Hapki Sul [View Original Post]

Yeah I was wondering the same thing myself!

Sorry I wasn't more clear, but when the ad says KK is from the Land of Smiles, it isn't just talking about a nickname for another country, but it also happens to be the business name and part of the website name. That's why I shared the link, to show the connection between the two. That's all I was saying, that if you had "pulled the thread" of the clue,"Land of Smiles", and searched it in Google, you would've come up with the right website on your own.

**Bunker Buster** · 07-18-11 07:38

Originally Posted by CameltoeKiller [View Original Post]

Yeah, its a little hard trying to take pictures of a girl without her knowing it. Especially if it's in a dark room. Unfortunately I don't own a really high quality tiny camcorder that is not noticeable by the girls. I'd like to see you talk a massage parlor girl into taking quality pics of her nude or doing the deed. What quality pics have you posted?

Being that your from the DC area, I imagine there are tons of action out there. Let me guess, you're white male, mid to late 30's, I'd almost wager that you at some point lived in seattle. You'd be suprised how much information is gleaned from this site. So, you really shouldn't poke fun at others contributions, when you don't know you're vulnerabilities. Remember, the cyber world always leaves a trail.

CameltoeKiller:

You came over to this forum from the Houston forum to level a threat against another member over an obvious joke? Did you hound the other posters who made fun of your terrible photography, or just Lovejugs?

Taking pictures of nude girls without their consent is a FELONY in Houston. Look up Texas Penal Code 21. 15