Massage Parlor Reports

[Fatpig]

My fave was busy so I drove over to HT. Mona answered the door. Skinny, petite and look nice. TS was amazing. Through and complete. I was so pumped for the massage. After the sauna for a few minutes and she freshened up. She asked if I wanted hard massage. I was surprised so I said yeah. Well her hard is soft-med at best. Total massage was short. Flip was ok.

But l left happy and she was cute which makes my time better even though it was only 45 minutes door to door. Tipped normal.

Will I go back. YUP. Not my fave but its tops for now.

[Living Abroad]

Went there this a. M. Called ahead and told MMS I wanted 1 hr. Massage. She had 2 girls available. Chose the prettier of the two. Maya. Big mistake. Both were dressed with heels and short skirts. Found out later Maya was going commando. Worst TS and massage I have ever had. A light rub of soap and a rinse. No roaming. It all went down hill from there. The massage was awful. No roaming again. On the flip. Wanted money up front. HJ was. 6 and to disrobe 1. 0. WTF? Told her I only had. 8. She took it and gave me lecture to bring more next time. Nice bee cups and closely cropped cat. Roaming was limited to top. No where else. First and last time for me.

Sorry to hear that, Gman. I'm feeling responsible for my earlier report. Bunny said she was leaving . So maybe you missed her. I'm guessing I got lucky. It seems like YMMV at all of these places. There is a gal next door who was very sweet. Maybe TOP is a better way to go.

[Galaxyman12]

Went there this a. M. Called ahead and told MMS I wanted 1 hr. Massage. She had 2 girls available. Chose the prettier of the two. Maya. Big mistake. Both were dressed with heels and short skirts. Found out later Maya was going commando. Worst TS and massage I have ever had. A light rub of soap and a rinse. No roaming. It all went down hill from there. The massage was awful. No roaming again. On the flip. Wanted money up front. HJ was. 6 and to disrobe 1. 0. WTF? Told her I only had. 8. She took it and gave me lecture to bring more next time. Nice bee cups and closely cropped cat. Roaming was limited to top. No where else. First and last time for me.

[Ambidextrous]

Thought I'd try FCCC, called, no answer. Called ACC, MMS asked if I'd like to go to their place at Tyson's Corner, I didn't know they had a place there so I tried it just for a change. Not the Thai condo but similar low-rise building, near Spring Hill Road, easy access. Fixed fee $.6.

Provider was 'Candy, ' Chinese, said she was 27 but looked older, firm C-cups, I suspect implants but she was chunky everywhere else too. Several tattoos. Refused to disrobe at the beginning, insisted that I lie down for a massage. Couldn't or pretended not to speak English, wouldn't even say how long she has been in USA. Silently massaged me for about 10 minutes, then let me massage her. DATY, slight off odor, after a couple of minutes she suddenly moaned and pretended to climax, so obviously fake I just stared at her as if to say do you really think I believe that BS? When I went into the bathroom to get some water, she watched me like she thought I was going to steal something.

Gave HJ and CBJ to completion. Stopped as soon as I began to climax, which angered me. I got dressed and left as quickly as I could. Called MMS and told her that I didn't like this provider at all, it was a bad experience. MMS was apologetic, said next time there will be a different girl.

[Volvos40]

Last time I was there I saw Olivia. Looked a ballet dancer from Singapore, and absolute gem in the rough. Now I'll ask for either Jennifer or Olivia.

Jennifer from Hawaii is back at the East. Always professional and great personality. If you like my "name" you will be a happy camper.

Lovejugs

[Galaxyman12]

Hello, all,

This is my first posting. Joined the site a few weeks ago. I appreciate all of the posting. They have been very helpful. I have previously used back page escort ads in the past. I got fed up with all the BS. I have visited Four Seasons twice this month. On the 11th I had Patti for a one hour season. Very thin girl with broken english. Great TS and even better massage with standard NOVA finish. Went again on the 20th for a 1 hour session with May. Beautiful K girl with nice Bee rack and very hot body. She spoke perfect english. Ok TS and so so massage. Great NOVA finish. Would go there everyday if I could afford it. Tipped Patti 6 and May 8. Thinking about trying top and papaya next and trying just 30 min. Sessions.

[AznCajun]

She's not any of the ones pictured on the ads you provided below; 'Barbi' or 'Bobbi' has short hair, and she is slim with a nice rack. About 5'7" with nice and friendly attitude. Standard NOVA finish was the only thing on the menu last week for me, so YMMV. Damage was $1. 20 total for 60 min of good massage and left feeling happy. May repeat.

-AC.

Thanks for the news Captn. I find 3 ads that meet your description. Which one is Ms. Burger King?

http://classifieds.washingtoncitypap...d=oid%3A627485

http://classifieds.washingtoncitypap...d=oid%3A517284

http://classifieds.washingtoncitypap...d=oid%3A938395

[Yoyo Spa]

I went to see at lunch the city paper Chinese chick in falls church at her apartment. Real busty. Unfortunately she is the Burger King of massage Chinese chicks in the area. She has seen more customers then a Burger King drive thru window.

Too hardcore for my tastes. Her bedroom smelled like doritos and beer. Considered double wrapping Moby just to be safe. She is very busty and enthusiastic, which is plus. There was a dude leaving when I arrived and another blue collar dude in maintenance truck arriving after I finished. I guess she sees her customers in only a 4 hour block window.

I did manage to shoot some love juice on the side of the bed after I rode her breasts bareback. Total damage 140. Won't be back.

Thanks for the news Captn. I find 3 ads that meet your description. Which one is Ms. Burger King?

http://classifieds.washingtoncitypap...d=oid%3A627485

http://classifieds.washingtoncitypap...d=oid%3A517284

http://classifieds.washingtoncitypap...d=oid%3A938395

[Lovejugs]

Jennifer from Hawaii is back at the East. Always professional and great personality. If you like my "name" you will be a happy camper.



Lovejugs

[Living Abroad]

It was getting late, so I thought I give Papaya a try. Despite having developed a bias for its neighbor TT. I called and talked to someone who's name I thought was Maya. So of course, when I show up, I ask for Maya. I get this look from the MS, along with "you've been here before?". Yes. Okay. A minute later I'm introduced to a petite, beautiful Korean girl named. Bunny. Apparently Maya doesn't work there anymore, and would it be okay if this beautiful, dream of a girl took her place. I had to think about it for all of a nano second. Bunny was a gem. Playful, flirtatious, and damn cute. I have no idea how old she was (late 20s? 30s?) , but her beautiful "be"cups beamed out to me in her little pink outfit. She swatted me on the bum as we headed for the TS, and continued to be playful through out the experience. Back in the room I had one hell of a massage. Her skin was silky smooth, and she used her whole body as she climbed on my back to attack my shoulders and neck. Wrapping her legs around mine. The experience was pure bliss. Before we reached the turn, she began to play wistfully over my back, legs and thighs while she kissed my neck and ears. My god. (I have no idea who Maya was, but good god she should be sainted). It was hard to believe that it could get better with the flip. And it did. It was NOVA at a whole new level. Nothing standard about it. So sweet.

Now the bad news, gents. If I understood things properly, she is only in town for a few more days. And she has no plans to come back. So you might want to get going while the getting is good.

And finally, I'll echo the advice of Aviator below. WWPAD? Be nice to the ladies.

[Pilot Aviator]

As I entered the AMP today, I found myself thinking."self (I thought) a different pleasure is wanted today. What should I do. And I realized, I should ask the question WWLD = What would Larry Do?" For those of us that know Larry, he prefers to get massagi at the end with all other pleasures up front.

My result today, and hour of bliss, followed by bonus time of 15-minutes for massagi. (The lady thought I was very nice to her today, and fwiw, we had not discussed tip (and never did). She just thought I had been very nice to her.)

What a great visit and a gold-star experience for me on a fairly mild day.

SO. If you are ever in a quandry, you might ask yourself "WWLD" (or WWSlezebumDo; or WWJJD, or WW (insert nick of favorite senior member) Do.

And you don't need to ask yourself WWPADo. Because you already know what I would do. I would BE NICE TO THE LADIES!

Enjoy everyone.

PA

[Strider10]

[QUOTE=Justdandy;

BTW, while chuckling over the various Papaya ads on Backpage, I saw one for Top Therapy, almost the same address, but off by one digit. I saw the signs, it's just around the side of the same building as Papaya. I was now too short on cash and out of time to start another 1 hour session, but I'm interested in trying out. Has anyone else been to Top yet?[/QUOTE]Went there once. One of the hottest K-girl I've seen in NOVA area so far. Very serious and only talks when she answered my questions. I took 30 mins for. 6 and gave her. 6 for standard NOVA finish. Massage was ok and the overall experience was not that good since the provider never smiled for the whole 30 mins!

Suddenly, when she ushered me to the door, she smiled and said to me "please come again" with a hug and a kiss on my cheek right at the door. Weird, but it made me want to go there again.

[Xooom]

Saw Bobbi twice this past week, her english is a little spotty and the massage wasn't much, but the service was amazing. She is thin with a great ass and perky boobs. She is there for about another week, but may be staying longer. PM for details. Treat this one nice, she is my first had to go back again.

[Member #4913]

I'm traveling through tomorrow. I'm familiar with FCCC, but what is TCCC? I've read slot about bust and I don't frequent the area these days and was hoping for info on what's safe and hopefully what's good.

Feel free to PM me

[Captn Stubbing]

I went to see at lunch the city paper Chinese chick in falls church at her apartment. Real busty. Unfortunately she is the Burger King of massage Chinese chicks in the area. She has seen more customers then a Burger King drive thru window.

Too hardcore for my tastes. Her bedroom smelled like doritos and beer. Considered double wrapping Moby just to be safe. She is very busty and enthusiastic, which is plus. There was a dude leaving when I arrived and another blue collar dude in maintenance truck arriving after I finished. I guess she sees her customers in only a 4 hour block window.

I did manage to shoot some love juice on the side of the bed after I rode her breasts bareback. Total damage 140. Won't be back.