Massage Parlor Reports

**Musei** · 07-18-11 17:12

31st Street City Massage closed. Bridgeport is a much safer place now!

Open air drug dealers still everywhere to be had but we are safe from massage at least.

**Garbonzo** · 07-18-11 13:12

OK, last one in this burst, have to get some work done today.

About a month ago. LMP. Second choice after failure to connect with preferred choice. Had Rose, a large (and tall) buxom lady, cute but with bad teeth (seriously, I don't know what's wrong with me, but crooked teeth are a big turnoff for me, even when there's a large pair of nice breasts below them). They're running a special on tantra right now, $80 per their ad. She got halfway comfortable for the second part of the massage, then when near the end stated that the completion I desired would cost. 6. Annoyed but I was thinking with the wrong head. I agreed, and it was over in 30 seconds.

There's a table shower there but it's broken. Got to rinse off in the standup shower that ranged from liquid nitrogen to "Titanic wreck location" temperatures, with a scrubbing puff but no soap (ewww). All done, dressed, and out in 35 minutes. When back in the room I asked her about how long the massage usually takes start-to-end, she answered,"Sorry, I sometimes get carried away with cute guys." I'm not sure whether to be complimented that she would go to the effort of covering the in-and-out treatment with a transparent ego boost or offended that she thought that I'd be easily swayed by that. Still, I paid up, I did agree to it.

Street parking was easy but metered.

Will not return. Can be found on backpage ad #7149447. Going to crosspost in backpage thread.

**Garbonzo** · 07-18-11 12:58

Catching up on my penance of unfiled reports. Been to United ( 4400 N Harlem) twice over the last few months.

1st was Yoko, perhaps back in February, a little older than usual (though of course compared to a Caucasian woman of her age she would look like a high schooler) , nice body. Very friendly, fantastic massage, she was half-comfortable during finalization, ended well after not-unwelcome prolonging on her part. Tipped. 6 due to quality of massage. She really worked out some kinks.

2nd was Ruby, March. Old and not very attractive, but decent massage and ending. Somewhat pushy. "No other girls around to see you";"I want to see you every time after you see Yoko" (not jokingly) ; etc. .4 tip. Would skip just because Yoko's more pleasant all around but I wasn't disappointed.

So in a nutshell I don't think anything has changed here in several years.

**Garbonzo** · 07-18-11 12:49

Back on the scene after a hiatus! I have some reviews to update!

About two months, after getting back into the scene elsewhere, I decided to play locally and go European. Instead of being smart and going to Schaumburg, I decided to stay in the city. I read good things about Euro (3110 W. Devon) elsewhere and called. Terrible connection due to Skype over 3G, thought accent was Asian, but chalked that up to a bad connection. So I show up. And it's an AMP. I was already in the door so I decided to go through with it, assuming it wasn't the withered reanimated zombie mamasan taking care of me.

Relatively cute, slightly thick masseuse. Stand-up shower only, making it easy to ask for a quick rinse-off at the end. Good English (though not native) and communication skills, gave a fairly good massage. Standard ending and I was out in about an hour for. 7+.4 if I remember correctly.

**AutoParts** · 07-18-11 10:23

Originally Posted by Darkheart0812 [View Original Post]

Was here earlier in the week. Recognized the woman from a past apt. Set up she had not far from this salon. Pretended not to recognize me, but then gave in and confirmed it was indeed her. There she did give extras, but now is totally legit due to a traumatic experience in the apt. Felt bad but told her I won't come back. When money dries up, attitudes can change, I know.

I stopped by last week and had a massage, decent massage on the flip I was chubbed up. She noticed. I asked if she did any extras. She replied no. Her phone was constantly vibrating. Did she was traumatic experience she had at the apartment. Well if anyone has any luck or she changes. Please inform

**Northside Jim** · 07-18-11 08:13

I had grand plans of trying something new last Monday but the storm threw everything out the window. Had no time to set up anything so hit BD again. My regular was off so I tried Mimi. Nice rack, good attitude, pretty good english. Got on table for massage but she doesn't really know what she's doing. Tried to please, regular options for that place, would repeat in a pinch.

**Darkheart0812** · 07-18-11 03:04

Was here earlier in the week. Recognized the woman from a past apt. Set up she had not far from this salon. Pretended not to recognize me, but then gave in and confirmed it was indeed her. There she did give extras, but now is totally legit due to a traumatic experience in the apt. Felt bad but told her I won't come back. When money dries up, attitudes can change, I know.

Originally Posted by Pura Vida [View Original Post]

Several days ago I visited this place. It is located inside a hair salon. The place is not relaxing at all, loud music playing, odd set up, someone even walked in during the massage! Paid. 5 door fee for a wide bottom, not so good looking mature latina. The massage was terrible with no finish. WILL NOT REPEAT My hard earned is better off spent elsewhere. Stay safe boys.

**OPIllini** · 07-17-11 18:37

Originally Posted by Jamz20 [View Original Post]

City massage on cermak = Closed. Revoked sign in window.

Unbelievable. Actually just reported on my experience here, which overall was good. This is starting to get scary, all these MP closings. I may have to lay low for awhile and stick to strip bars 'til the heat cools. Really with all the murders and other crimes happening in Chi-Town I would think LEO has better things to focus on, instead of ruining the lives of innocent providers and mongers.

**F Blaster** · 07-17-11 11:17

Originally Posted by Dotron [View Original Post]

This massage chick walked on my back the other day. I was a little weary. Someone could really do some damage doing that. But she did it pretty well because it didn't hurt and the next day my back feels solid. I think it was exactly what I needed.

Where and how much $?

**Moejoo** · 07-17-11 09:15

I've been to U Massage on 59 just south of 88. Has anyone else, and you have any intel? The Aurora board is dead in the water and I couldn't find anything there. Pm's might be the better way if you can give me some insight

**Pmoy1** · 07-17-11 01:21

Originally Posted by AutoParts [View Original Post]

Well went there for the first time today, I went about 5PM, as I was walking in a older man was exiting. The girl was not the same one from the ad, but was about 6-7. Tight dress with cleavage. I spent 120 just to get the body treatment as its called. We talked alot and had good chemistry. Asked if it was my first time here and I said yes, so make it a special one. She laughed. We talked about massages and she asked if I go and where. I told her some of the Asian spots on Archer. She said oh ok. Good chemistry. About half way into session she asked if I wanted a body scrub for an extra 40. I said sure as I figured thats code for H-E. Turned out it is was an actual body scrub, so I asked are there any other extras and she said no. So I payed 120 to get in plus 40 plus 20 tip for a total of 180. I'm broke. I'm new to this but what am I doing wrong. There was no flip only thing treated and washed were my legs and back. She finished the treatment and said if you come back next week she will only charge me half price. I don't get it she mentioned how busy they always are and that men make appointments sometimes at 1030-11 at night. Its not that serious if there is no H-E. I don't know maybe I did something wrong. Just venting please share your experiences and advice. Anyone who has been to 79th / Cicero please share your experience.

Sorry to hear about what happen to you. I was going to post about this place. But they keep changing up the numbers and the place that they are at. The place is called Salon Edge right? Well they are a legit place. I only paid 100 and they did not offer anything or on the flip. There was no massage just body treatments that they didn't tell me what was in them. Also they did a crappy job of wiping me down and my back was sticky all the way home till I could take a shower. It seems that most of the posts on BP in that section are legit places trying to say that they are not to get Hobbiest to spend their money. They also have a guy hiding in one of the back rooms just in case something happens. So I would suggest not to press your luck. But they did give me a $50 off coupon for my next visit. Just pass on this place. Sorry that I didn't get this out sooner.

**Lurker01** · 07-17-11 00:31

Originally Posted by Xabi Alonso [View Original Post]

500 N. Michigan. I recommend April at this location because of her friendliness, wearing sexy clothes, being attractive and her top.

Ok, ok. I recommend Selina also. While not as captivating as April, her massage is far better than you should be able to expect for this price. This girl has strong hands!

If anyone wants to PM me with anything in the loop / river north / Mag Mile area that is more in line with what you would expect in Belvidere, I would be seriously grateful. I know it will be more expensive in the city, but there should be someone who provides full interactivity.

Lurker #1

**Dotron** · 07-16-11 22:15

This massage chick walked on my back the other day. I was a little weary. Someone could really do some damage doing that. But she did it pretty well because it didn't hurt and the next day my back feels solid. I think it was exactly what I needed.

**AutoParts** · 07-16-11 21:01

Originally Posted by Wesley Pipes [View Original Post]

Any heads up on this one? Thinkin of checkin it out but would appreciate any insight. PM me if need be. I could have sworn I've seen the number before just a different location.

http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs...ess-22/8221032

You won't forget my name, I'm 5/5 slim waste body and supper soft hands, let me take care of your body needs with a special treat LOL.

Relaxing, Refreshing just what you need!

New salon and spa live on the edge.

Treat your body by the best.

60 min $120.

708+527+6828

Poster's age: 22.

• Location: MIDWAY AREA 79th cicero

Well went there for the first time today, I went about 5PM, as I was walking in a older man was exiting. The girl was not the same one from the ad, but was about 6-7. Tight dress with cleavage. I spent 120 just to get the body treatment as its called. We talked alot and had good chemistry. Asked if it was my first time here and I said yes, so make it a special one. She laughed. We talked about massages and she asked if I go and where. I told her some of the Asian spots on Archer. She said oh ok. Good chemistry. About half way into session she asked if I wanted a body scrub for an extra 40. I said sure as I figured thats code for H-E. Turned out it is was an actual body scrub, so I asked are there any other extras and she said no. So I payed 120 to get in plus 40 plus 20 tip for a total of 180. I'm broke. I'm new to this but what am I doing wrong. There was no flip only thing treated and washed were my legs and back. She finished the treatment and said if you come back next week she will only charge me half price. I don't get it she mentioned how busy they always are and that men make appointments sometimes at 1030-11 at night. Its not that serious if there is no H-E. I don't know maybe I did something wrong. Just venting please share your experiences and advice. Anyone who has been to 79th / Cicero please share your experience.

**AvgUSA** · 07-16-11 19:23

Had an afternoon session with Brandi@Amazing Today. Excellent experience, she was polite and discreet over the phone.

When to the Kimball location and was let in discreetly and Brandi greeted me with a hug. She instructed me to change out of my clothes as she left the room. When she returned I asked about the TS, but she played it off, come to find out it comes at the end of the massage, which I found a little out of the ordinary. The massage was great, very relaxing, Brandi knew EXACTLY what she was doing. Brandi kept her shorts on, but roaming everywhere else was allowed. After the flip she hints, and I ask about menu, she says HE only but she'd make it special, the finish was WAY above average, she finshed me off with a nice oiled HE+TF and let me explode all over her, she even mentioned that I got some in her hair. Off to the TS we go and she mentions that she's going to join me, she strips and uses her body to soap me up all the while teasing the boys. Got dressed and ran into the mail lady delivering the mail as Brandi showed me out, mail lady gave me a weird look, oh well, LOL. Overall, a def. Repeat. .8 house, .5 tip.