Massage Parlor Reports

**Bunker Buster** · 07-09-11 18:16

Originally Posted by Bostonpeter [View Original Post]

Tried out Top Therapy, have stayed away from AMPs in the last month since I was getting crappy service, but I decided to try Top out.

Unfortunately, like their neighbor Papaya, they have a tendency to force 30 minute sessions on you, though they didn't seem to be busy in particular. Got "Jackie", skinny woman probably in her mid-late 40s, decent thin body with merely OK face, black shoulder-length hair. She kept reminding me that I had only 30 minutes, so it was very rushed or felt that way, her attitude was a bit bossy. Had a good enough time regardless, but I probably won't repeat. Seniors can PM for details.

They mark the half-hour at 75-80% of the hour rate, which used to be the incentive to get you to spend extra for a longer session (like movie theaters giving you double the popcorn for an extra 50 cents). Now, they're doing the opposite, maximizing their per-minute profit, while shuttling more customers through the place.

If they can get 50 for the first half hour, why work another half-hour for only an additional 10?

Happened to me at 7 Corners recently, when I dipped my toe back into the scene. Showed up when they were busy, so Mira asked me to come back in an hour for "special price" of 50 / hr (which was actually the same amount another girl quoted me on the phone as a "special" the day before).

Went back an hour later, then when I got in the room, she started in with "ho-ney you come so late. Take half hour tonight. Forty dollar, good price." "I come so late because you tell me to come so late, and you tell me to come back for 1 hour / 50."

Almost left, but already had invested a lot of time, and figured it was worth a risk for 40. So-so massage, decent on the flip. Seniors can PM for details.

**Hapki Sul** · 07-09-11 17:48

http://nova.backpage.com/Therapeutic...-by-kk/4751632

Anybody ever seen her before?

Thanks

**AugusteL** · 07-09-11 17:26

Stopped by the Castle and had a great massage from Kim, with a very nice NOVA finish. No upsel! 8. 6 I will be back.

**Bostonpeter** · 07-09-11 12:01

Tried out Top Therapy, have stayed away from AMPs in the last month since I was getting crappy service, but I decided to try Top out.

Unfortunately, like their neighbor Papaya, they have a tendency to force 30 minute sessions on you, though they didn't seem to be busy in particular. Got "Jackie", skinny woman probably in her mid-late 40s, decent thin body with merely OK face, black shoulder-length hair. She kept reminding me that I had only 30 minutes, so it was very rushed or felt that way, her attitude was a bit bossy. Had a good enough time regardless, but I probably won't repeat. Seniors can PM for details.

**Bostonpeter** · 07-09-11 11:53

Originally Posted by Sleazebum [View Original Post]

When I post about the FCCC I mean the Falls Church Chinese Condos located either on Arlington Blvd or at Oakwood. Anyone wants the number just let me know.

What are all these others? ACCC, FCLC, ACCC etc? If you will, PM me the clear explanations and phone numbers, if you will.

Thanks!

JJ

For me, FCCC is the same as your definition. TCTC Ambidextrous is referring to is obviously the Thai place in Tysons. TCCC is the one is Chinese one in Tysons corner. FCLC I'm guessing is the condo in Falls Church with the latina girls, though I'm not sure specifically which one, since they have come and gone. ACCC I have no clue.

I'd agree that these acronyms are getting a bit confusing as most of these places openly advertise and aren't very secretive enough to be worth be talking in code.

**Sleazebum** · 07-08-11 22:40

Originally Posted by Ambidextrous [View Original Post]

Originally thought I'd try FCCC tonight, but negative review here of incumbent made me turn my attention elsewhere. Couldn't decide whether to go to TCTC (I'm dubbing it the Thai condo because all the providers there seem to be Thai, not Chinese) , or the fruity AMP nearby. Called both places; TCTC said several delicacies were on tap, including Destiny who has received favorable mention on this forum. The fruity AMP said I could choose between providers (but Sarah, who was very nice to me there recently, was not there tonight). The choice tipped the balance for me.

Damn do I enjoy this hobby.

When I post about the FCCC I mean the Falls Church Chinese Condos located either on Arlington Blvd or at Oakwood. Anyone wants the number just let me know.

What are all these others? ACCC, FCLC, ACCC etc? If you will, PM me the clear explanations and phone numbers, if you will.

Thanks!

JJ

**Titleist4** · 07-08-11 18:24

Originally Posted by Phaik Naim [View Original Post]

If anyone doubts there is a concerted, if not organized, effort to push the price of menus up one notch (.2) , please note that Golden Palms (and their various other names) are now advertising at $120. They used to be $99.

I've seen BP ads that looked like theirs quoting up to $140 / hr.

**Phaik Naim** · 07-08-11 12:26

If anyone doubts there is a concerted, if not organized, effort to push the price of menus up one notch (.2) , please note that Golden Palms (and their various other names) are now advertising at $120. They used to be $99.

**Ambidextrous** · 07-07-11 22:49

Originally thought I'd try FCCC tonight, but negative review here of incumbent made me turn my attention elsewhere. Couldn't decide whether to go to TCTC (I'm dubbing it the Thai condo because all the providers there seem to be Thai, not Chinese) , or the fruity AMP nearby. Called both places; TCTC said several delicacies were on tap, including Destiny who has received favorable mention on this forum. The fruity AMP said I could choose between providers (but Sarah, who was very nice to me there recently, was not there tonight). The choice tipped the balance for me.

Rolled in to the inclined parking lot, no other mongers in sight, greeted MMS Moon, who didn't seem to remember me at first but was very pleasant. The choice turned out to be between two K-girls, roughly equally attractive, I picked the smaller, 'Hannah, ' forked over 4 Js to Moon, who shuffled off contentedly.

Hannah is about 4'10", fairly thin and cute, A-cups. Said she was 28 (that sure seems to be a popular age for these girls). Had a bit of a pooch, told me she has a 5-year-old, ran my finger over her C-section scar, which was covered by a tat.

TS was nice and attentive, Hannah was cheerful and seemed to be enjoying herself. Conversation was easy, she's visiting from Queens, her child is in Korea, her husband 'died in a car accident. ' Back in the room, she didn't really massage me, just ran her hands lightly all over, that was fine. She made it clear, no oral, no FS ('I get fired! '). Told her I was disappointed, but accepted it without hard feelings. She disrobed readily, did utter the dreaded words 'How much you pay? ' but I insisted, 'I will decide at the end. '

I gave her massagi, DATY but she didn't seem to get off on it, so I asked her if she wanted me to continue. She said, if you want to, but since it wasn't doing much for her, I just moved on.

What I liked best was that she wasn't in a hurry, touched me all over, was affectionate and only very gradually shifted her attention to Mr. Happy, which led to quite an explosive finish. For standard NoVa, this was about as good as it gets. I felt generous and tipped. 8. She seemed happy, even started dancing in front of the mirror to 'Stayin Alive, ' so I came up behind her and joined in. I suggested we have a 'date' outside with FS, she seemed to like the idea and punched her digits into my mongerphone. We'll see. Even if nothing comes of it, this washed away my cares and made me feel like a new man. We both had a good time and made a connection. Damn do I enjoy this hobby.

**Volvos40** · 07-07-11 16:01

Before Cherry and Sky and the others 'disappeared', FET was rockin. They did a little upsell, but who says you goot a pay? I saw O-livia, who didn't even give me NOVA finish, but was so damn hot I tipped her. 4.

Never heard of a tip structure over there. I was justa Arl Blvd, got a Russian finish and an awesome time, and left. 6, no complaints. Hmmm.

Originally Posted by RoaminRonin [View Original Post]

A little while ago I visited FET for the first time, I got S. L. Who was very nice looking all around.

Like everyone says it's a really nice place, but lots of foot traffic there and around.

Without getting into too many details, I had a good TS then 5 mins in sauna after which I was brought a small bottle of water.

Then to the massage. I asked for hard and she complied for a while but progressively got lighter. I got a decent medium massage and backwalk but was expecting a bit better.

Just a massage. No stretching around or teasing before the flip.

At the flip she first asked me questions relating to these kinds of sites, implied as another mentioned that the MMS monitored the web and doesn't take too "reviews"

She directly finishes the job, with little play and everything covered except for a quick flash.

After I'm dressed I started tipping and was told in no uncertain (but strangely at the end of the session) there was a tip structure (which she made it sound like it was for the whole place and not her) , feel free to PM me.

As I left I was met by the MMS, a secretary, another provider and 2 (I hope) of the cleaning staff whom all escorted me out, making a big fuss out of me and complimenting me, treating me like a lord. Felt a little awkward having so much attention in this case.

I've been lucky so far with AMPs in the chantilly area, a very convenient place for me. No upsells and decent massages and nice finishes with the one at FET being the least pleasant. I read up a bit and find that a lot of people like the place, is my experience atypical and should I try it again? Who?

Thanks

**Sushi Boy** · 07-07-11 15:26

I have visited a Latina shop twice. Both times with great results. No shower.

PM for details

**Hofi35** · 07-07-11 10:29

About week and half ago, I decided to hit FCCC (7CCC) again. Should've just save the money and gas. Arrived as first that morning after call. Girl was plain face, not bad body, unshaven. First hint things are not going to be good was bunch of maintenance guys inside. Didn't mind them much. After about 15 mins wait, she finally take me to the room. No shower. No massage only couple of pushes here and there overall maybe 5 to 10 mins. Rest of the service very mechanical, fake moaning, while I DATY I looked her and she is watching something very interesting on the ceiling. She also wanted me to end quickly. Didn't even bother to ask her name at that time, but now I know I should have for this post. Hope she's gone by now as the rotate every two weeks or so.

**Pcpc1688** · 07-07-11 10:22

Originally Posted by Hofi35 [View Original Post]

This is the girl I'm looking for. If someone know where she is, PM me please. Thanks

She must have some skills to be searching for her. I'm sure there is more talent out there.

PC out

**Hofi35** · 07-07-11 10:09

This is the girl I'm looking for. If someone know where she is, PM me please. Thanks

**Phaik Naim** · 07-07-11 08:42

Went through the weather year last Friday and got Joey (Joy?). The place is nice, about a 7/10 on discrete. MMS brought me in, asked me to wait in #3. Didn't collect the fee. When J came in, she took the fee. I was already undressed. Helps break the ice and cuts down on the "are you Uncle Leo" interrogation. She took me to the TS, it was pretty good. Nice and soapy, extra attention paid where it needed to be, a little even to the backdoor. I noted that she had capri jeans on, and asked if she was hot. She joked she would change into a skirt.

Then to the sauna for 2 or 3 minutes, it was clearly new and not at all unpleasant. When Joey came to get me. She had indeed changed into a skirt!

Back to the room, I requested a strong massage with light oil. She did her best, but really it wasn't much more than some unguided and uninspired pushing and prodding. Some leaning into me with her elbows. Not totally unpleasant, but I can't say it worked out any kinks.

Soft touch began at about 45 minutes, on the flip she went down to southern hemisphere skivvies. Roaming was discouraged. The NOVA finish was a little more enthusiastic than ordinary, and was overal above average. She gave me water.

Then came the slight downer. Tipped. 6. She counted 3 or 4 times and said "honey, next time you bring one more." COME ON. It was a little enthusiastic, so I gave. 6 rather than. 4, but it was still NOVA STANDARD, no roaming, no "etc.". Since when is any HJ worth. 8? Maybe if the patron feels the provider was superb, but it would be the patron's discretion. In no event is. 8 standard for NOVA standard, nor should they expect it to be.

I am getting very discouraged. I feel like every time I go I'm personally battling back this push to ratchet the scale up a notch. W. T. F.

Overall service 6-7/10 pre-tip discussion. Tip discussion drops it to a 4-5. Won't be returning.