Massage Parlor Reports

**Justdandy** · 06-28-11 10:29

Originally Posted by FitBlueEyes [View Original Post]

Anyone familiar with this individual. She has her own website which seems intriguing. Healthyheartmassage. Com. I just found her and have exchanged emails and was wondering whether anyone has experience with her?

Thanks

I spent time with her about 18 months ago and it was very nice. I've always meant to return, but haven't made my way back over there yet. As she's not a fan of online reviews, I'll just say that the massage was very good and she's wonderful company. I'll try and PM you a bit more detail.

**Justdandy** · 06-28-11 10:25

Originally Posted by Ambidextrous [View Original Post]

There have been several reviews of Papaya and TT in this thread in the last couple of weeks. RTFF.

Seriously, did you not read my post? I'm a long-time, regular customer at Papaya and have been going through the changes along with everyone else. I was simple sharing my story so others might also know to pay attention if the mamasan hedges on an hour session. Is this how you want to encourage people to share?

And I do read the f-ing forum regularly and have for quite some time. I just don't recall seeing anything on Top Therapy. If you had nothing constructive to add to the discussion, then STFU.

VR

**AznCajun** · 06-28-11 00:10

Originally Posted by S1153 [View Original Post]

Dropped. 8 and left happy. Was given water and greeted by the MMS on my way out. Good night.

Glad you enjoyed YoYo's service. She does set the standard for all nova providers, that's just my 2 pennies. Thanks for being nice to YoYo!

AC

**S1153** · 06-27-11 22:21

Saw Skwishy's report and just had to try YoYo for once. Thanks to AznCajun for the I'd. I know her name has been thrown around for quite some time now but just never made the trip out there and request for her. My last visit with another provider at MWC was a pleasant one as well.

Anyways, got there, asked for YoYo and was pretty lucky since it was about 8:45. Basically same rundown as Skwishy. Lots of attention paid to the bakcdoor during TS, which was very thorough and playful. Back to the room followed message with backwalking. I definitely had better backwalking but overall the message was top notch. I probably could've used stronger message but I did not make the request. As others have mentioned, YoYo definitely knows how to please a man. She does these little pecks on the J with her tongue which felt great. To avoid TMI I'll just say I had one of my best NoVa finishes. At that point I felt like my time had to be up just because of how much message she had already done. Nope. She's the first provider I've seen thus far that messages before and after the NoVa and makes sure you get every minute of your time.

Dropped. 8 and left happy. Was given water and greeted by the MMS on my way out. Good night.

**Acid Black** · 06-27-11 21:03

Originally Posted by Acid Black [View Original Post]

Fellows. 1st time posting, long time researcher. N the hobby since '05. Been and the DC area since '08. Thursday went to GA fruit spa. Last time was 1-yr ago, been in Dubai. Paid the. 8 fee for hr. Drew Cher's ex. Very cute k-girl. Impressive, see / the cups. Gave one of the best t-shower Eva had, got the crack extremely clean, even little man was happy. Decent body massage, I offered to massage her, she accepted. 15 minutes rubn her down, accidental booby massages. So little man layn on her back drippn! Ne way, we swap. Asks how much I paid last time. Settle on 8, bazznaked, touching welcome, fiddle the snatch, enjoy the tease, HJ / boobymassage, thought / hoped little man would accidentally slipin, that close! Finish me off, clean up, finish the massage. Now I would've stayed on the sidelines and not report butthout I should share since I'm 500 miles away now. On the way out saw another even hotter babe. Looks like GA fruit is upping their game! Got feeln girl used to do more but time is catching up. No longer 90lb spinner. I hope this meets your high standards. I'll try to remember some other events. Oh yeah, been gone a while so, on Monday (20 June) went to golden. 10pm arrival, they weren't that happy, massaged me and was going to let me leave w blue balls, had to put her hand on little manto get the HE, not best but goter done but GA made up for it. .5 house and. 6 tip.

Originally posted in DC thread, sorry!

**FitBlueEyes** · 06-27-11 20:31

Anyone familiar with this individual. She has her own website which seems intriguing. Healthyheartmassage. Com. I just found her and have exchanged emails and was wondering whether anyone has experience with her?

Thanks

**Ambidextrous** · 06-27-11 20:29

Originally Posted by Justdandy [View Original Post]

BTW, while chuckling over the various Papaya ads on Backpage, I saw one for Top Therapy, almost the same address, but off by one digit. I saw the signs, it's just around the side of the same building as Papaya. I was now too short on cash and out of time to start another 1 hour session, but I'm interested in trying out. Has anyone else been to Top yet?

There have been several reviews of Papaya and TT in this thread in the last couple of weeks. RTFF.

**Justdandy** · 06-27-11 17:16

So I had an itch that needed scratching, so I made my way down to Papaya (aka a dozen other names these days, as evidenced by all the Backpage ads).

It took a few extra beats than normal for the MMS to open the door and I was about to walk away. I do not like standing idle at the door. But she opened it and ushered me in.

On the way to the room, she asks me how long. I tell her one hour. She said something about 45 minutes and I said no. 1 hour. She didn't say anything else, so I pressed her (by this time we were in the room) and asked why she said 45 minutes. She said never mind. 1 hour.

I "get comfortable" and while I'm sitting there for 5, then 10 minutes, I'm starting to think she meant it was going to be a 45-minute wait. I again start thinking about leaving, but the door opens and a lady walks in, with a heavy sigh as if she just rushed down to see me.

Off to the shower. From the beginning, it was completely rushed, as if there was a queue of 10 guys waiting and I was holding them up. Short strokes, just enough soap to call it a table shower. She tossed buckets of water on me like she was trying to douse a forest fire. The drying off was nice and a bit playful.

Back to the room. Rushed massage. Short strokes, everything moving in double-time. Not relaxing at all. About 10 minutes into that, a little soft-touch and then she asks me to flip over way too soon. She starts negotiating with me and then says you gave $80, I'll give you $20 back. What? I thought she was talking about the tip, but then I realized she meant she wanted me done in 30 minutes.

I told her no, that I told MMS I wanted an hour and if it was going to be less, she should've been honest with me. I started to get off the table, but she pushed me back down, covered me with a towel and went to talk to MMS. As soon as she left, I got up and began to get dressed. I was putting on my shoes as she came back in and was very unhappy to see me leaving. She was quite insistent and said the MMS said 1 hour was okay. (Like I was going to say "oh, okay then").

I went to the door and I asked her if she wanted to check and see if it was clear. She didn't move toward the door, so I opened it, looked out, then made my way to the door. She was trailing me, asking me to stay. I went into the stairwell and she actually came into the doorway, hoping I'd come back in.

So, I left after about 20 min of rushed service with no completion and out my. 8. I didn't leave any tip, of course.

This is not typical of my experience with Papaya (I've been there many times). Once, I had gone and it was very busy. They let me know and I came back later, greeted with a bunch of smiles. The ladies are usually some of the best in the area, IMHO. Now, there's a MMS I don't trust and I have to wonder if I'll get the same sub-standard treatment next time.

In hind sight, I should've left when I suspected MMS was trying to say something about 45 minutes to begin with.

Please, Mamasans, respect our time and our money. Just deal with us honestly and you'll have repeat customers for a very long time. Are there really enough one-time clients out there for you to treat us this way? A little courtesy goes a long way (in both directions, yes?).

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BTW, while chuckling over the various Papaya ads on Backpage, I saw one for Top Therapy, almost the same address, but off by one digit. I saw the signs, it's just around the side of the same building as Papaya. I was now too short on cash and out of time to start another 1 hour session, but I'm interested in trying out. Has anyone else been to Top yet?

**DeuceSlim** · 06-27-11 17:00

Wow, seems like everyone is striking out lately.

**Mustang946** · 06-27-11 15:50

On my way home from work Friday, I stopped by at Spa Castle. There are a few new ladies there. My luck of the draw today was Julie who says she has been there for less than a week. I had the usual good table shower followed by a few minutes in the sauna. Back in the room, she gave an decent massage although not as good as Candy, Tina, or Bebe, all of whom I have seen there previously. However, I was quite satisfied with it. Julie has a very shy personality and at first, I thought it was part of the routine but at the end of the session, I believe her shyness to be genuine. Either that or she is a very good actor. I would see her again. On the way out, I ran into Bebe who said Hello, and introduced my to another new lady named Lucky. So far I like the consistancy of this establishment.

After an emergency dental appointment this morning, I remembered of my favorites who works only Mondays and Tuesdays at a location convenient to my dentist's office. I called and found out that she was available as she had just arrived. Another outstanding session which prepared me for the work week.

**Pcpc1688** · 06-27-11 13:54

Happened in today, got a ok looking therapist. Did not leave happy.

Total was. 70.

PC out

**Dr Bombay** · 06-26-11 21:32

Originally Posted by Ambidextrous [View Original Post]

For those who feel the tipping subject has been beaten to death, don't feel compelled to read on. To my mind, it's helpful to have a full and free airing of the issues.

PD: Thanks for the input. Mongering skills are acquired through experience, and I'm the first to admit I'm still acquiring mine. Last week I had an AMP experience which, while limited to NoVa finish, was very satisfying. (See my report #5280.) I tipped. 6, and the provider accepted it without grousing.

This week I had a much less attractive provider, and it became increasingly clear as the session went on that she was going through the motions, just doing it for the money. (When I asked her if she liked her job, she just said, it pays well.) I particularly didn't want to give her a good tip after the 'covering' experience I described, she seemed to find servicing me distasteful.

For $.6, condos provide guaranteed FS, freedom from upsell and a better attitude. If you tip. 8 for disrobe + HJ, you are paying the same for a lot less service (unless the massage is important to you, to me it's not).

The AMP experience varies enormously depending on the luck of the draw and interpersonal chemistry. I'm sure plenty of you have developed relationships over time where AMP providers give FS after they come to know you and trust you, and you don't talk about it here. (Indeed that happened to me, it was a great pleasure but I stopped seeing her for other reasons.) Perhaps it's best to develop such an 'ATF, ' or just accept the cloak and dagger and transient nature of the condos.

Happy hunting

That's it I quit. Ban me. I don't care. I feel dirty reading this guy's reports. Paying for sex is one thing, but because a girl won't smile while this pig slobbers over her body he cries about it. Christ! This place caters to the lowest of the low, the scum of the earth. I'm out of here. Pathetic loser!

**Ambidextrous** · 06-26-11 16:18

Originally Posted by Pete Dagon [View Original Post]

DATY & disrobed? That's an automatic. 8 tip right there. And she did it with NO cash up front? No wonder she was pissed.

For those who feel the tipping subject has been beaten to death, don't feel compelled to read on. To my mind, it's helpful to have a full and free airing of the issues.

PD: Thanks for the input. Mongering skills are acquired through experience, and I'm the first to admit I'm still acquiring mine. Last week I had an AMP experience which, while limited to NoVa finish, was very satisfying. (See my report #5280.) I tipped. 6, and the provider accepted it without grousing.

This week I had a much less attractive provider, and it became increasingly clear as the session went on that she was going through the motions, just doing it for the money. (When I asked her if she liked her job, she just said, it pays well.) I particularly didn't want to give her a good tip after the 'covering' experience I described, she seemed to find servicing me distasteful.

For $.6, condos provide guaranteed FS, freedom from upsell and a better attitude. If you tip. 8 for disrobe + HJ, you are paying the same for a lot less service (unless the massage is important to you, to me it's not).

The AMP experience varies enormously depending on the luck of the draw and interpersonal chemistry. I'm sure plenty of you have developed relationships over time where AMP providers give FS after they come to know you and trust you, and you don't talk about it here. (Indeed that happened to me, it was a great pleasure but I stopped seeing her for other reasons.) Perhaps it's best to develop such an 'ATF, ' or just accept the cloak and dagger and transient nature of the condos.

Happy hunting.

**Pete Dagon** · 06-26-11 13:36

DATY & disrobed? That's an automatic. 8 tip right there. And she did it with NO cash up front? No wonder she was pissed.

Originally Posted by Ambidextrous [View Original Post]

Arrived about 11 am, greeted by cheerful MMS 'Lee. '.8 for the house. Drew provider 'Joon, ' K-girl, said she was 28, nothing special in looks and body. Said she has been in USA for 15 years, has lived in New York. Said she has been doing this work for 2 years. When I asked what she did before, she said, 'No comment. '

Uninspired TS and massage, allowed a bit of roaming. After a while, I asked if she would like to disrobe, got the dreaded 'How much you pay? ' She made it clear, 'No sex, only ' (shaking motion with hand). I thought about skipping it, said I would rather decide how much to tip at the end. She reluctantly accepted, disrobed, allowed me to massage her and DATY, but she was standoffish, her heart wasn't in it. Allowed me to straddle her and finish, but covered the end tightly with her other hand to keep my stuff off her as much as possible. I was not happy with that.

I was not pleased with her attitude or services. I offered her two Andrews as a tip. She became highly offended, refused to take it. 'I do best for you! ' I said I was not happy, but had trouble explaining it to her. I held out the tip and asked, 'Do you want it or not? ' She just stared at me. After a few seconds I put it back in my pocket and she got madder, said something about my 'fucking attitude. ' I said we could discuss it with the manager, she said 'This is my place! ' and ushered me out angrily. This was easily the most unpleasant experience I have had in my (brief) mongering career.

**Tapas** · 06-26-11 07:56

Originally Posted by Ambidextrous [View Original Post]

Arrived about 11 am, greeted by cheerful MMS 'Lee. '.8 for the house. Drew provider 'Joon, ' K-girl, said she was 28, nothing special in looks and body. Said she has been in USA for 15 years, has lived in New York. Said she has been doing this work for 2 years. When I asked what she did before, she said, 'No comment. '

I had a similar experience this weekend in my first foray back into the AMP scene in a while. Her attitude seemed like "let's get this over with" until counting the tip. And then the haggle over it.

Unfortunate as another AMP close to home gets crossed off my list.