Escort Reviews

**JustHereNow** · 06-22-11 20:49

I posted a month or two ago about seeing Madison and it was a positive review for the most part except her location and the fact she did not provide protection.

I took the time about three weeks ago to see Madison at her new location which is not much better than the first, but at least I did not have to walk through the halls of the place or past the front desk. Anyways I called her up last minute and was right down the road and she told me her location and told me she would go pick up protection this time. I decided to do some intel of the area and I called and told her I was pulling into the parking lot when in reality I was on a the sidestreet beside the motel and seen a guy come out of the room, no big deal with her line of work but this is the same guy that I wrote about in my previous report that gave me a look as if he could kill me when I walked into her other location. So I pulled in and made sure my doors were locked on the car and she let me in. Right away she showed me the raincoat and we got comfortable. I asked her a few questions about the guy and she said I was confused that nobody came from her room. She gave a decent BBBJ and then CFS and we attempted anal but I was not able to do it since it required being in a position that I was not able to be in due to knee surgery (she insisted on that postion).

We agreed on 100/30min and about 20min into it her phone rang and she told who ever it was that we were finishing up to give a few minutes, I asked if it was the guy that left the room and she said not that it was the girl next door checking on her which I knew better (my previous visit she got the same phone call). I did not finish at that point because I felt rushed so I had her just finish me off by hand and we cleaned up. As I was cleaning up the phone rang again and she and the caller got into a heated argument about it taking to long. When I opened the door I seen the guy down by one of the buildings and when he seen me he ducked behind the building real quick. She walked out with me and I told her that her BF was down behind the building and described the clothing and she denied she knew who he was. When I got into my car I drove over to that side street and seen her and the guy go into the room. I should note that while there she told me she had went to court that day for theft charges and was placed on probation and even showed me the paperwork which I thought was odd. I double checked that I had all of my belongings and that everything about my car was right before I left.

The extra intel I have is that I gave a friend her number and he went and seen her last week, he had a good time over all. He said that he was glad he made sure the bolt / chain was locked because someone tried to come into the room while they were in the middle of the deed and that when he went to leave a guy tried to rob him at knife point (mistake, my friend is a former Marine and carries a CCW) , he could not describe the guy other than it was a white guy since it was dark but the general build and such leads me to wonder if it is the same guy I had seen, he got away unharmed but he said the guy was in a bit of pain. My friend also reported that he seen some meth or crack in the room on the night stand by the TV that had yet to be used. This is second hand info but I trust my friend and beleive his account as it all adds up to me. I won't lie, both times I was there the guy made the hair on back of my neck stand up. Sorry it took so long to post this but I have been busy and was unsure how I wanted to post about my friends experience.

**JustHereNow** · 06-22-11 20:13

Originally Posted by Jaguars49 [View Original Post]

Today I decided to try sampling from the Oriental or Hispanic menu. I chose Lauren. Her ad reads;

LIMiTED TiME ONLY! ASIAN Beauty! Tomorrow is MY LAST DAY. 21 report ad.

Posted: June 22, 2011, 12:15 PM.

My name is Lauren.

Are you looking for an unforgettable experience with a gorgeous EXOTIC ASIAN playmate visiting? Look no further! I am very down to earth, warm, sensitive, passionate, and genuinely interested in giving you a great experience. I have a great sense of humor and love to have fun.

To schedule an appointment please call (415) 596-6631 Thank you. Text messages. NO restricted / private calls.

NO e-mail. I have a safe, discreet incall location.

Poster's age: 21.

• Location: Dublin.

• Post I'd: 7034932 columbus.

I called and she quoted $180 and I balked. We negotiated to $100 for an hour so I agreed. She gave directions to the Embassy Suites on Metro Place and 161. I got there and called so she says she is really at the Red Roof Inn on Post Road. At that moment my VS meter started to ding lightly and the yellow lights were flashing.

So I get to the Red Roof and go up to the room. When I knocked the door swings open and she is behind the door. I entered ans as my eyes adjusted to the light the BS Metere began to clang and the yellow light is flashing rapidly and the red light is blinking. I realized that the woman who is there is not the same girl in the picture by about 10 years in age. Also the girl in the picture looks like she has at least a set of nice B cuppers. I question "Lauren"because this woman has not even a reasonable A cup and she also has a bit of a belly. She insists that she is the same person and quickly grabbed her notebook PC to pull up her BP ad. At this point the bell is a stedy whine and 3 red lights are flashing. She asks for me to get comfortable and for the donation. I told her I wanted to make sure that we were on the same page as to what the plan was. She confirmed a full hour and FS so I agreed to continue.

Well she wants me to lay down on the bed and she finally takes off her nighty. She immediately began to apply a cover. Once complete she began a very ypoor quality CBJ with too much teeth to be enjoyable. I was just beginngig to get an erection after about two minutes and she refused to let me touch her at all anywhere. No tits, no ass, no legs, no hair, no back nowhere!

She insisted that I get in her right away. The BS Meter is now screaming and I can smell the circuitboard beginning to self destruct! I don't even have an decent erection yet. Well at that point I made her let me see the giner. I have to admit it was a nice shaved one and it was tight too!

Okay, knowing this wasnt going to be the experience I had in mind. I entered her in thr Mish position slid my arms under her knees and pulled her legs up as tight as I could get them to let her feel my frustration at her poor service. I slammed her hard enough to make it hurt her and kept on til I got ready and had a good nutt.

I got done and got off, then got dressed and told her I planned to give her this glowing review. So here we go on a scale of 1 to 10.

ATTITUDE=.8.

SKILLS =.3.

Looks= 1.

Value =.10 Worst I've ever had from a provider on any level.

Fun Quotient. 10.

Total Score =.10 OVERALL.

So IMHO this is a loser who is ready to rip people with lousy service. I've has much better experiences with any number of far more enthusastic $20 SW's and other BP advertisers. So yes I've TOFTT this time.

Her ad says today is her last day. Don't let her take any more of our noney where ever she heads.

Jaguars49.

http://columbus.backpage.com/FemaleE...day-21/7034932

Sorry about the experience. I think I posted a month or so about her when someone asked. Same location I seen her at. She travels a circut. When I saw her she put her hand down to "guide" me in and kept it there only letting the head inside. She would not do any other position except mish which I hated because I like cowgirl.

**Jaguars49** · 06-22-11 16:20

Lousy service, attitude, not the girl in the picture!

Jaguars49.

Originally Posted by Lauren09 [View Original Post]

I will only be in time for a few days more! LAST VISIT IN TOWN!

**Jaguars49** · 06-22-11 16:18

Today I decided to try sampling from the Oriental or Hispanic menu. I chose Lauren. Her ad reads;

LIMiTED TiME ONLY! ASIAN Beauty! Tomorrow is MY LAST DAY!.21 report ad.

Posted: June 22, 2011, 12:15 PM.

My name is Lauren.

Are you looking for an unforgettable experience with a gorgeous EXOTIC ASIAN playmate visiting? Look no further! I am very down to earth, warm, sensitive, passionate, and genuinely interested in giving you a great experience. I have a great sense of humor and love to have fun.

To schedule an appointment please call (415) 596-6631 Thank you. Text messages. NO restricted / private calls.

NO e-mail. I have a safe, discreet incall location.

Poster's age: 21.

• Location: Dublin.

• Post I'd: 7034932 columbus.

I called and she quoted $180 and I balked. We negotiated to $100 for an hour so I agreed. She gave directions to the Embassy Suites on Metro Place and 161. I got there and called so she says she is really at the Red Roof Inn on Post Road. At that moment my VS meter started to ding lightly and the yellow lights were flashing.

So I get to the Red Roof and go up to the room. When I knocked the door swings open and she is behind the door. I entered ans as my eyes adjusted to the light the BS Metere began to clang and the yellow light is flashing rapidly and the red light is blinking. I realized that the woman who is there is not the same girl in the picture by about 10 years in age. Also the girl in the picture looks like she has at least a set of nice B cuppers. I question "Lauren"because this woman has not even a reasonable A cup and she also has a bit of a belly. She insists that she is the same person and quickly grabbed her notebook PC to pull up her BP ad. At this point the bell is a stedy whine and 3 red lights are flashing. She asks for me to get comfortable and for the donation. I told her I wanted to make sure that we were on the same page as to what the plan was. She confirmed a full hour and FS so I agreed to continue.

Well she wants me to lay down on the bed and she finally takes off her nighty. She immediately began to apply a cover. Once complete she began a very ypoor quality CBJ with too much teeth to be enjoyable. I was just beginngig to get an erection after about two minutes and she refused to let me touch her at all anywhere. No tits, no ass, no legs, no hair, no back nowhere!

She insisted that I get in her right away. The BS Meter is now screaming and I can smell the circuitboard beginning to self destruct! I don't even have an decent erection yet. Well at that point I made her let me see the giner. I have to admit it was a nice shaved one and it was tight too!

Okay, knowing this wasnt going to be the experience I had in mind. I entered her in thr Mish position slid my arms under her knees and pulled her legs up as tight as I could get them to let her feel my frustration at her poor service. I slammed her hard enough to make it hurt her and kept on til I got ready and had a good nutt.

I got done and got off, then got dressed and told her I planned to give her this glowing review. So here we go on a scale of 1 to 10.

ATTITUDE= .8.

SKILLS = .3.

Looks= 1.

Value = .10 Worst I've ever had from a provider on any level.

Fun Quotient. 10.

Total Score = .10 OVERALL.

So IMHO this is a loser who is ready to rip people with lousy service. I've has much better experiences with any number of far more enthusastic $20 SW's and other BP advertisers. So yes I've TOFTT this time.

Her ad says today is her last day. Don't let her take any more of our noney where ever she heads.

Jaguars49.

http://columbus.backpage.com/FemaleE...day-21/7034932

**BigMack** · 06-22-11 07:58

What happened to Karmen? She was reviewed but when you try to call her number it says the number is restricted and not accepting calls. Also am an older guy and wanting to diversify my menu to younger ladies 25 and up. Do younger ladies have difficulty with mid fifties men who are ma*ied? One other thing ladies. Men who are ma*ied are really opposed to sending you pictures for obvious reasons. Being picky is fine but hopefully the ladies can understand why we would not want our photos available and in a companions possesson. Thanks for reading and PM answers please. I like discretion and respond in kind. Have a good day everyone Big Mack

**JustHereNow** · 06-22-11 05:34

Originally Posted by Ozmosis [View Original Post]

Wow. This one seems TGTBT, but I have to ask if anyone knows about Lindsey.

http://columbus.backpage.com/FemaleE...uty-21/7350679

You can toftt but I'd guess (and its just a guess from my limited experience) that she is DIY.

**Ozmosis** · 06-21-11 19:54

Wow. This one seems TGTBT, but I have to ask if anyone knows about Lindsey. http://columbus.backpage.com/FemaleE...uty-21/7350679

**Adhome01** · 06-21-11 13:27

Originally Posted by Wingman Todd [View Original Post]

This time from an idiot down in the Dyton B / P forum:

Originally Posted by Cincyguymd

I have seen Layla. And she is the girl in the pics. At least the face pics. Her real name is XXXXX. And you can search for her on * or facebook. The girl is a real provider and is fun, clean and above average skills. She is a bit rushed and that was a turn off for me. But other than that. She is a real.

Second this dude posted personal information of one of the providers. 1st one Jackson caught and deleted inportant info. This one slipped by. I am from Cincinnnati. What the hell of this people thinking about outing personal info? I scratch me head in surprise and DISGUST!

Just my thoughts.

WingmanTodd

Is this some kind of a joke or did you really just repost her personal info again?

**Jaguars49** · 06-21-11 12:21

John Ohio,

Licensed Massage Therapists are considered service providers, as are your dentist, doctor, mechanic, barber and plumber. My rating was for her skills as a Massage Therapist. Whatever anyone else wants to read into anything is beyond my control. As I said as I tried to be considerate and "Do No Harm" was if you have further questions PM me which a number of people have done, several of them with no previous posts. If a person is so crude or crass as to be lacking in their own ability to make simple judgements as to what really needs to be in a post then perhaps they should ask others with more experience. That would apply to anyone who feels they need to provide a name, personal details or specific information about a providers skills etc.

I wonder just how greatful or pissed some of the board members here would be if service providers posted things like "*x*x*x" has bad breath and dirty undershorts. "xxxxx" has a hard time getting it up and needs a finger in the butt to help him. There is plenty of information that Im sure no member would particularly want shared on a public forum. I've said all that needs to be said on the matter.

Jaguars49.

Originally Posted by John Ohio [View Original Post]

All the other above the following quote was meaningless here's the quote that mattered.

"My overall rating for her as a provider is 9. 75 which is the highest score I've ever given.

If you have any questions just PM me."

The highest score ever given by a senior member of a site whose expressed purpose is helping men find women to pay for sex. You ended not by scoring her as her the best masseuse you've ever seen but the best provider you've ever seen. YOU outed her. YOU, made her vulnerable. Golf simply responded with details to clarify your five paragraphs of dance, and your attacks on the guy are simply over the top and unwarranted. I am done with this have a nice day, and in the future I would recommend that if you don't want people talking about the providers you see, simply refrain from putting their info on a site designed for the express purpose of talking about providers, and save yourself a bunch of outrage and self righteous keyboarding.

**Lauren09** · 06-21-11 11:19

I will only be in time for a few days more! LAST VISIT IN TOWN!

**Wingman Todd** · 06-21-11 00:15

This time from an idiot down in the Dyton B / P forum:

Originally Posted by Cincyguymd

I have seen Layla. And she is the girl in the pics. At least the face pics. Her real name is Lory Sidenstick. And you can search for her on * or facebook. The girl is a real provider and is fun, clean and above average skills. She is a bit rushed and that was a turn off for me. But other than that. She is a real.

Second this dude posted personal information of one of the providers. 1st one Jackson caught and deleted inportant info. This one slipped by. I am from Cincinnnati. What the hell of this people thinking about outing personal info? I scratch me head in surprise and DISGUST !

Just my thoughts.

WingmanTodd

**John Ohio** · 06-20-11 23:26

All the other above the following quote was meaningless here's the quote that mattered.

"My overall rating for her as a provider is 9. 75 which is the highest score I've ever given.

If you have any questions just PM me."

The highest score ever given by a senior member of a site whose expressed purpose is helping men find women to pay for sex. You ended not by scoring her as her the best masseuse you've ever seen but the best provider you've ever seen. YOU outed her. YOU, made her vulnerable. Golf simply responded with details to clarify your five paragraphs of dance, and your attacks on the guy are simply over the top and unwarranted. I am done with this have a nice day, and in the future I would recommend that if you don't want people talking about the providers you see, simply refrain from putting their info on a site designed for the express purpose of talking about providers, and save yourself a bunch of outrage and self righteous keyboarding.

**Jaguars49** · 06-20-11 21:14

John Ohio,

What I said was and I quote.

"I had the good fortune to experience the skills of Heather Kochenash LMT yesterday. Being an LMT myself I know how to judge an LMT's skills and experience. I was very pleased with her $45 first time client rate for a one hour massage. However in my mind I wondered if it was just a come-on to get me in the door. I am happy to say that that was not the case at all.

I called and fortunately she had an opening at 4:30PM so I accepeted and left in time to make a couple of quick stops before my appointment. I arrived at her lovely and well appointed Dublin office just before 4:30PM and was greeted warmly.

She showed me into a therapy room that was quite the perfect setting with softly lit candles, relaxing music, nice fragrance and a small waterfall that lent itself to an air or calmness and relaxation right away. She left the room to allow me to get undressed and relax a couple of minutes on the table before she came back to begin my massage.

She came back into the room and made sure I was comfortable before beginning her work. In about two minutes I knew I had really found a gem of an LMT who is good at what she does. She offers all modalities of massage so I selected a relaxation massage with some light muscle work to deal with some knots in my back and neck that she expertly found and worked out. Heather offers several upgrades to tailor your massage to your personal needs and taste including hot stones and more.

When she finishes with me I was as relaxed and calm as I've ever been and I felt as limp as a strand of spaghetti. She has magic hands that really made me glad I called her for an appointment. She is a definite repeat for me. She does have one other LMT that she shares the practice with, that I didn't have the pleasure of meeting. Both of them have extensive experience in providing the best experience you could hope for.

Heather really needs to get a better picture for her ad. The one she uses doesn't do her justice. She is charming, very personable, funny and is serious about providing the best possible service. You can PM me if you have any additional questions.

I tend not to like to "rate" providers but this time I am going to make an exception here. On a 0 to 10 basis Heathers ratings are;

Office Enviornment-10+ Skills-10, Attitude-10, Services Provided-9. 5 (she had to take an important call during the session and she skipped any work on my feet) Service Value- 9. 0, Looks / Appearance- 10 My overall rating for her as a provider is 9. 75 which is the highest score I've ever given.

If you have any questions just PM me.

Jaguars49.

I did not say " that "she's awesome PM me for the deets" nor did I in any way imply that there was anything "else" on the list of services.

"

Originally Posted by John Ohio [View Original Post]

The minute you you put her ad on this forum and implied further services were available, you, not golf, put her at risk for these do gooders cops, whatever. Golf wasn't the one who put her out there, you were. If she only offered legit services nobody would be on here raving about her, on the contrary they would be pointing out she was strictly legit. If providers do not wish to be reviewed then respect their wishes and don't review them. But don't jump all over a newb for simply responding with clarity to your original murky review. If you think these do gooders, LEO whoever are so stupid that you can say "she's awesome PM me for the deets" and that they will see that and say "clearly nothing going on here, let's look for someone else to harass, arrest, etc then you are the green pea, not Golf.

**John Ohio** · 06-20-11 19:53

The minute you you put her ad on this forum and implied further services were available, you, not golf, put her at risk for these do gooders cops, whatever. Golf wasn't the one who put her out there, you were. If she only offered legit services nobody would be on here raving about her, on the contrary they would be pointing out she was strictly legit. If providers do not wish to be reviewed then respect their wishes and don't review them. But don't jump all over a newb for simply responding with clarity to your original murky review. If you think these do gooders, LEO whoever are so stupid that you can say "she's awesome PM me for the deets" and that they will see that and say "clearly nothing going on here, let's look for someone else to harass, arrest, etc then you are the green pea, not Golf.

**Jaguars49** · 06-20-11 19:25

Well said Wingman! All my thoughts in 5 sentences!

Jaguars49.

Originally Posted by Wingman Todd [View Original Post]

I'm with you on this. If you don't think the LE moniters all the chit chat on these forums, you are so wrong. I just hope that Heather won't be the recepient of a sting due to the senseless posting on the open forum about other adds-ons available. And it might just be harder for her regulars to receive them as well. Just saying.

WM.