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06-22-11 16:18 #723
STOP! LOOK! LISTEN! Or TOFTT!
Today I decided to try sampling from the Oriental or Hispanic menu. I chose Lauren. Her ad reads;
LIMiTED TiME ONLY! ASIAN Beauty! Tomorrow is MY LAST DAY!.21 report ad.
Posted: June 22, 2011, 12:15 PM.
My name is Lauren.
Are you looking for an unforgettable experience with a gorgeous EXOTIC ASIAN playmate visiting? Look no further! I am very down to earth, warm, sensitive, passionate, and genuinely interested in giving you a great experience. I have a great sense of humor and love to have fun.
To schedule an appointment please call (415) 596-6631 Thank you. Text messages. NO restricted / private calls.
NO e-mail. I have a safe, discreet incall location.
Poster's age: 21.
• Location: Dublin.
• Post I'd: 7034932 columbus.
I called and she quoted $180 and I balked. We negotiated to $100 for an hour so I agreed. She gave directions to the Embassy Suites on Metro Place and 161. I got there and called so she says she is really at the Red Roof Inn on Post Road. At that moment my VS meter started to ding lightly and the yellow lights were flashing.
So I get to the Red Roof and go up to the room. When I knocked the door swings open and she is behind the door. I entered ans as my eyes adjusted to the light the BS Metere began to clang and the yellow light is flashing rapidly and the red light is blinking. I realized that the woman who is there is not the same girl in the picture by about 10 years in age. Also the girl in the picture looks like she has at least a set of nice B cuppers. I question "Lauren"because this woman has not even a reasonable A cup and she also has a bit of a belly. She insists that she is the same person and quickly grabbed her notebook PC to pull up her BP ad. At this point the bell is a stedy whine and 3 red lights are flashing. She asks for me to get comfortable and for the donation. I told her I wanted to make sure that we were on the same page as to what the plan was. She confirmed a full hour and FS so I agreed to continue.
Well she wants me to lay down on the bed and she finally takes off her nighty. She immediately began to apply a cover. Once complete she began a very ypoor quality CBJ with too much teeth to be enjoyable. I was just beginngig to get an erection after about two minutes and she refused to let me touch her at all anywhere. No tits, no ass, no legs, no hair, no back nowhere!
She insisted that I get in her right away. The BS Meter is now screaming and I can smell the circuitboard beginning to self destruct! I don't even have an decent erection yet. Well at that point I made her let me see the giner. I have to admit it was a nice shaved one and it was tight too!
Okay, knowing this wasnt going to be the experience I had in mind. I entered her in thr Mish position slid my arms under her knees and pulled her legs up as tight as I could get them to let her feel my frustration at her poor service. I slammed her hard enough to make it hurt her and kept on til I got ready and had a good nutt.
I got done and got off, then got dressed and told her I planned to give her this glowing review. So here we go on a scale of 1 to 10.
ATTITUDE= .8.
SKILLS = .3.
Looks= 1.
Value = .10 Worst I've ever had from a provider on any level.
Fun Quotient. 10.
Total Score = .10 OVERALL.
So IMHO this is a loser who is ready to rip people with lousy service. I've has much better experiences with any number of far more enthusastic $20 SW's and other BP advertisers. So yes I've TOFTT this time.
Her ad says today is her last day. Don't let her take any more of our noney where ever she heads.
Jaguars49.
http://columbus.backpage.com/FemaleE...day-21/7034932
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06-22-11 07:58 #722
KARMEN IN COLUMBUS, Younger ladies, and the beautiful mature redhead wanting a photo
What happened to Karmen? She was reviewed but when you try to call her number it says the number is restricted and not accepting calls. Also am an older guy and wanting to diversify my menu to younger ladies 25 and up. Do younger ladies have difficulty with mid fifties men who are ma*ied? One other thing ladies. Men who are ma*ied are really opposed to sending you pictures for obvious reasons. Being picky is fine but hopefully the ladies can understand why we would not want our photos available and in a companions possesson. Thanks for reading and PM answers please. I like discretion and respond in kind. Have a good day everyone Big Mack
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06-22-11 05:34 #721You can toftt but I'd guess (and its just a guess from my limited experience) that she is DIY.
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06-21-11 19:54 #720
Lindsey
Wow. This one seems TGTBT, but I have to ask if anyone knows about Lindsey. http://columbus.backpage.com/FemaleE...uty-21/7350679
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06-21-11 13:27 #719Is this some kind of a joke or did you really just repost her personal info again? Originally Posted by Wingman Todd
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06-21-11 12:21 #718
Last Pass
John Ohio,
Licensed Massage Therapists are considered service providers, as are your dentist, doctor, mechanic, barber and plumber. My rating was for her skills as a Massage Therapist. Whatever anyone else wants to read into anything is beyond my control. As I said as I tried to be considerate and "Do No Harm" was if you have further questions PM me which a number of people have done, several of them with no previous posts. If a person is so crude or crass as to be lacking in their own ability to make simple judgements as to what really needs to be in a post then perhaps they should ask others with more experience. That would apply to anyone who feels they need to provide a name, personal details or specific information about a providers skills etc.
I wonder just how greatful or pissed some of the board members here would be if service providers posted things like "*x*x*x" has bad breath and dirty undershorts. "xxxxx" has a hard time getting it up and needs a finger in the butt to help him. There is plenty of information that Im sure no member would particularly want shared on a public forum. I've said all that needs to be said on the matter.
Jaguars49.
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06-21-11 11:19 #717
Lauren Asian
I will only be in time for a few days more! LAST VISIT IN TOWN!
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06-21-11 00:15 #716
Another idiotic post!
This time from an idiot down in the Dyton B / P forum:
Originally Posted by Cincyguymd
I have seen Layla. And she is the girl in the pics. At least the face pics. Her real name is Lory Sidenstick. And you can search for her on * or facebook. The girl is a real provider and is fun, clean and above average skills. She is a bit rushed and that was a turn off for me. But other than that. She is a real.
Second this dude posted personal information of one of the providers. 1st one Jackson caught and deleted inportant info. This one slipped by. I am from Cincinnnati. What the hell of this people thinking about outing personal info? I scratch me head in surprise and DISGUST !
Just my thoughts.
WingmanTodd
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06-20-11 23:26 #715
C learly I was paraphrasing
All the other above the following quote was meaningless here's the quote that mattered.
"My overall rating for her as a provider is 9. 75 which is the highest score I've ever given.
If you have any questions just PM me."
The highest score ever given by a senior member of a site whose expressed purpose is helping men find women to pay for sex. You ended not by scoring her as her the best masseuse you've ever seen but the best provider you've ever seen. YOU outed her. YOU, made her vulnerable. Golf simply responded with details to clarify your five paragraphs of dance, and your attacks on the guy are simply over the top and unwarranted. I am done with this have a nice day, and in the future I would recommend that if you don't want people talking about the providers you see, simply refrain from putting their info on a site designed for the express purpose of talking about providers, and save yourself a bunch of outrage and self righteous keyboarding.
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06-20-11 21:14 #714
What I said versus What You Read
John Ohio,
What I said was and I quote.
"I had the good fortune to experience the skills of Heather Kochenash LMT yesterday. Being an LMT myself I know how to judge an LMT's skills and experience. I was very pleased with her $45 first time client rate for a one hour massage. However in my mind I wondered if it was just a come-on to get me in the door. I am happy to say that that was not the case at all.
I called and fortunately she had an opening at 4:30PM so I accepeted and left in time to make a couple of quick stops before my appointment. I arrived at her lovely and well appointed Dublin office just before 4:30PM and was greeted warmly.
She showed me into a therapy room that was quite the perfect setting with softly lit candles, relaxing music, nice fragrance and a small waterfall that lent itself to an air or calmness and relaxation right away. She left the room to allow me to get undressed and relax a couple of minutes on the table before she came back to begin my massage.
She came back into the room and made sure I was comfortable before beginning her work. In about two minutes I knew I had really found a gem of an LMT who is good at what she does. She offers all modalities of massage so I selected a relaxation massage with some light muscle work to deal with some knots in my back and neck that she expertly found and worked out. Heather offers several upgrades to tailor your massage to your personal needs and taste including hot stones and more.
When she finishes with me I was as relaxed and calm as I've ever been and I felt as limp as a strand of spaghetti. She has magic hands that really made me glad I called her for an appointment. She is a definite repeat for me. She does have one other LMT that she shares the practice with, that I didn't have the pleasure of meeting. Both of them have extensive experience in providing the best experience you could hope for.
Heather really needs to get a better picture for her ad. The one she uses doesn't do her justice. She is charming, very personable, funny and is serious about providing the best possible service. You can PM me if you have any additional questions.
I tend not to like to "rate" providers but this time I am going to make an exception here. On a 0 to 10 basis Heathers ratings are;
Office Enviornment-10+ Skills-10, Attitude-10, Services Provided-9. 5 (she had to take an important call during the session and she skipped any work on my feet) Service Value- 9. 0, Looks / Appearance- 10 My overall rating for her as a provider is 9. 75 which is the highest score I've ever given.
If you have any questions just PM me.
Jaguars49.
I did not say " that "she's awesome PM me for the deets" nor did I in any way imply that there was anything "else" on the list of services.
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06-20-11 19:53 #713
Do gooders
The minute you you put her ad on this forum and implied further services were available, you, not golf, put her at risk for these do gooders cops, whatever. Golf wasn't the one who put her out there, you were. If she only offered legit services nobody would be on here raving about her, on the contrary they would be pointing out she was strictly legit. If providers do not wish to be reviewed then respect their wishes and don't review them. But don't jump all over a newb for simply responding with clarity to your original murky review. If you think these do gooders, LEO whoever are so stupid that you can say "she's awesome PM me for the deets" and that they will see that and say "clearly nothing going on here, let's look for someone else to harass, arrest, etc then you are the green pea, not Golf.
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06-20-11 19:25 #712
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Well said Wingman! All my thoughts in 5 sentences!
Jaguars49.
Originally Posted by Wingman Todd
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06-20-11 19:22 #711
RE: The Esteemed Mr. Golfingrya2's Post
Pope, Ohio John and anyone else who follows Mr. Golfingrya's like of thought;
While I am not anywhere near as seasoned a veteran of the hobby as many others on this board I do try to maintain so sense of intelligence and decorum when I post something. First let me point out that there are a number of different types of providers that we interface with in this hobby and everyday life.
Mr. Glofingrya2 PMed me and asked me to teach him, well here is some food for thought. What he or others choose to do or not to do is entirely up to the reader.
Whether you choose to believe or accept it, all those providers are people who have a life, children, families, friends and deserve to be treated with the same respect that you want from others. There are the SW's that don't really have a lot of hope of making it. There are the "Service Provider / Escorts" and there are "Licensed Service Providers" that we encounter in this hobby. Regardless of the level of service provider we should never overtly say or do anything that can put the "Service Provider" or hobbiest into a situation where their reputation or livelihood is at stake. Every person we interface with is trying to earn a living with the tools, training and experience that they have access to. We have no right to ever put a persons ability to earn a living at risk by our words or actions.
While I am sure that Mr. Golfingrya2 felt he was providing some "good intel" he gave no consideration to the harm he may be doing to others. By posting information whether it is accurate or inaccurate on the board for anyone {I. E. LEO and Do-Gooders} to see and use as they see fit it could cause providers and other hobbiests potential harm. If in all of his wisdom as expressed in his 18 posts, had he given any consideration to others, he may have suggested that he too had seen said providers and would be glad to elaborate via PM or email on any services he experienced.
Instead Mr. Golfingrya2 chose to open a Pandoras Box that I believe no one here really wanted to have opened. There are those that frequent the board other than LEO that are what I consider "Do-Gooders" who feel that it is their moral obligation to monitor and censure other people's lives. Perhaps Mr. Golfingrya2 would enjoy having some of the "Do-Gooders" with their video cams take his picture, get hispersonal information, tag number and post his information on this and other websites or perhaps send the info to LEO, his boss or his significant other. That my friend is the "good intel" that the esteemed Mr. Golfingrya2 has chosen to post.
Sometimes discretion is the better part of valor. Perhaps there are times when just remembering to think before you open your mouth and insert your foot is a wise lesson. We seem to be living in a world that is getting less hospitable every day. Look closely at any endeavor and it appears we are unaware of the harm we do, we ignore the harm we do, we intentionally do harm for our own gain, or sadly in some cases we do harm for our own pleasure and enjoyment.
Perhaps Mr. Golfingrya2 felt that he would gain stature here by showing everyone what he thinks he may or may not know. What I am fairly sure of is that Mr. Golfingrya2 has probaly had his last appointment with the service provider in question. Also,"IF" there were any "Extras" on the menu, I'm sure that they have been removed thanks to Mr. Golfingrya2's case of oral dysentary. Has no one taught him to do no harm?
If we haven't been taught to do no harm, we see no harm in doing harm. We cause harm and shrug it off. We cause harm and laugh about it. We cause harm and brag about it. Sadder still, our children bear witness to our actions and never learn to do no harm themselves. Above all else we must teach our children, by example and instruction, this basic moral principle of life. We must begin to make better choices and treat each other, the other creatures who share this planet with us, and this planet we call home with greater respect and compassion. We believe that the first and most basic moral law is,"Do no harm." Because we can feel pain and suffering, we can imagine the pain and suffering of others, and we can act accordingly to minimize the harm we cause. What does "do no harm" mean? Ultimately it means to give thoughtful consideration to our actions. 'Do no harm' simply means to consider how our actions may affect the world we all share, to be compassionate in our dealings with all creatures, and not to thoughtlessly despoil our planet. Doctors are asked to 'first do no harm, ' why not lawyers, businessmen, religious leaders and politicians? Why not us? Why not now?
Perhaps those of you reading this post may stop and breifly think about an action you are about to take. How will it affect you, the other person, the service provider etc. And then take the proper action.
As to whether the licensed service provider will be affected, whether she will have lost / gained business,"her reputation be tarnished" well all that yet remains to be seen. Additionally, I'd be stupified if the providers on BP who follow this board are willing to consider even seeing some board members.
From my perspective Mr. Golfingrya2 has done irrepairable harm to his own credibility. Regardless of what happens in the future, I will never knowingly provide any information to Mr. Golfingrya2 because like a certian NFL player with a loaded gun in his pocket, he unwittingly may harm himself or others. As he has so aptly proven beyond any doubt IMHO opinion "In a Battle of Wits Mr. Golfingrya2 is an unarmed oponent! ' He is dangerous to himself and others. Follow him and his practices at your own risk. YMMV!
Jaguars49
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06-20-11 19:11 #710
Madison and her new friend.
http://columbus.backpage.com/FemaleE...own-23/6472903
Saw madison for the second time. She had a surprise for me which we discussed on the phone. She said she had a cute blond she works with now and we could do a double. I saw Madison for 100 last time and offered me 160 for both of them this time. Wow, was not disappointed. Her friend was a tall, thin blonde with a nice ass and nice tits. Only downfall is Madison is still in a very low end motel, but well worth it for the price.
Since most guys don't like me to post details, you will have to pm me to get those. LOL. Not sure how sending a PM vs reading on here is different seeing LE could just PM me, but since that's the way some of you want to roll, I'll deprive the others of the details.
Now the rest of you can try and figure out if I got a great for handed massage? Or one half clothed and one clothes? Or if we got it on like wild freaks.
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06-20-11 18:54 #709
Ashley
http://columbus.backpage.com/FemaleE...ing-22/7297992
Call Ashley around 3:00 pm and she picked up immediately. Discussed service and rates and appointment was easy to setup. Incall was at a very nice hotel in west Columbus. Was a greeted at the door by a well-built young blonde wearing a large black hat hiding her facial features. We get to her room and I asked her to take off the hat revealing an attractive face. I would compare her facial features to Drew Barrymore. I set the donations on the table which is required before session can begin. We chat for a bit then get down to business. I asked her if she wanted me to warm her up, but she says she's more of a giver. WOW! What an understatement! She disrobes and has me lay down on the bed and starts performing one of the best BBBJ in my life. Normally I don't go for BBBJ but she looked D&D free and so hot I couldn't resist. She is very thorough and makes sure you will be rock-hard before the real fun begins. I can't say enough about her DT skills. She uses plenty of spit and tongue and goes as deep as possible. However, I am of average size (5 1/2 to 6 inches). After about 5 minutes of head she mounts the jewels for CFS. She is a great rider and and she variations of angles and rythm. I was finally able to squeeze and put my tongue on the lovely breasts of hers while she was on top. After 5 minutes of this we change to missionary without ever pulling out. I continue to make her feel every inch of my manhood as possible. She seemed to be enjoying herself while I was on top. While I was pounding her, her tits were bouncing around and really getting me close to climaxing. I finally lower myself and grad a hold of her nice ass and really start giving it to her. I tried to deliver it to her as deep as possible with a nice steady rythm. Within 1 minute, I climax but keep it for a few seconds afterwards savoring the moment embracing each other. I give her sweet peck on the cheek and get up to cleanup. We chat for a bit then hugged and said our goodbyes. A true G. F. E. And definitely one of my best experiences ever!
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