Massage Parlor Reports

[Bigvirg]

I'll be driving through Indy on Tuesday and I'm wondering if I should swing by the south-central Wally-world AMP, or is there another place you guys would recommend to get a decent full-service massage? Thanks in advance.

I would avoid that place. We have been having bad luck there lately. Go to Jordans, PM me for specifics.

[Evansville Man]

I'll be driving through Indy on Tuesday and I'm wondering if I should swing by the south-central Wally-world AMP, or is there another place you guys would recommend to get a decent full-service massage? Thanks in advance.

[Squirrel88]

Well Joe had a free day and decided to go to Columbus because of all the hype on the board. I have to say I had a little trouble finding Ping's because Central Avenue is not marked from 31 South. If U-turn right at the Kroger's and Ford dealership you should be OK. I met a little attractive Chinese girl that called herself Christie. This girl is really hot and sweet and will treat you right if you reciprocate and treat her well. She roughed up Joe a little, massage was a little harder than I'm used to but she tries really hard to please. She speaks very little English which I kind of like, action speaks louder than words sometimes. A little bit of a drive but better than going to parlor in Indy and having a bad expernice. I had a really good finish, good thing she's in Columbus, she would have all of Joe's money. She said she is leaving in July for China for a month, going on vacation, where have I heard that before. Oh and by the way she gave me a full hour when was the last time that happened?

She really IS going to China for a month. Her mother lives there and she goes to visit every year.

But never fear, she says the spa will still be open with substitute girls filling in while she is gone.

[Joe Mobo]

Well Joe had a free day and decided to go to Columbus because of all the hype on the board. I have to say I had a little trouble finding Ping's because Central Avenue is not marked from 31 South. If U-turn right at the Kroger's and Ford dealership you should be OK. I met a little attractive Chinese girl that called herself Christie. This girl is really hot and sweet and will treat you right if you reciprocate and treat her well. She roughed up Joe a little, massage was a little harder than I'm used to but she tries really hard to please. She speaks very little English which I kind of like, action speaks louder than words sometimes. A little bit of a drive but better than going to parlor in Indy and having a bad expernice. I had a really good finish, good thing she's in Columbus, she would have all of Joe's money. She said she is leaving in July for China for a month, going on vacation, where have I heard that before. Oh and by the way she gave me a full hour when was the last time that happened?

[Forgot It]

I saw the ad on BP and recognized the photo. And, the location is in the same business park as a previous MP that provided good service. So, I gave it a shot.

When I got there, there were 3 cosmetology licenses posted. Theresa, Bonnie and Kristi. Some of you probably already recognize Theresa and Bonnie as the duo who have worked together since the days of N2Touch. So, that had me thinking I was in for a good session. However, Kristi came out (Theresa and others were in another room. She popped out briefly but went back in).

It was just an ok massage for. 4. Nothing else. She offered some Thai stretching but warned I'd be sore. I though. Why the hell would I want to end up sore? So I passed. Unless someone else had a better experience to share, I wouldn't go back. To bad too, be / see its the only MP that isn't asian.

Thanks for the heads-up; location was on my radar and was going to toftt. You saved me (us) some time and money. I'll head elsewhere. Oh, how I love the hunt.

F / I

[Naughty169]

Called the place everyone is talking about and asking for Michelle. Got the "ok michelle is free, how long you come?" I said 10 min. 8 min later I'm ringing the door bell with no other cars in the lot. Katie greets me and says Michelle is busy come back in an hr. WTF. So katie said she would take care for me. I figured why not another member pm'd me with good things to say about her.

Katie is petite and older looking. Small chest, typical asian built. I would say the exact opposite of Michelle. She did have great massage skills & knows how to tease. HE after the tease for the standard rate. I just wish I had michelle to look at than katie during the HE. I wonder if the guys at Jordan's get a discount? I don't know where the door in the back leads to any know?

[Cain88]

It's all good, the girls live in there. I stopped and talked to both of them on the way out inside the "Office" and there was a bed etc. In there.

My first post:

I had a dream that I stopped by there on my lunch break Wednesday. Considering I have never been there before, and never before met M, it was a surprisingly vivid and detailed dream. It was such a good dream with a more-than-happy ending, that I considered not posting, so I wouldn't have to share. But if I'm not going to post about my dreams, why bother being a member of the forum?

I dreamed that M had the same story as reported, going to school to take her occupational test, and then she'll be back to continue working. In the meantime, she continued her dream work on me very satisfactorily. The full C-cups I dreamed about were flat-out amazing. It was a good thing I remember the dream about meeting her at Madison, so she was comfortable with me.

Only drawbacks, besides the rundown place, was the odor of the room. I didn't realize that you can dream of smells that vividly. I dreamed of 4. 5 star AMP service from a 4 star AMP therapist in a 1. 5 star joint. .6 + $ YMMV

[Bigvirg]

I had some time on my hands Wednesday, so I drove by Jordans. There wasn't a car in shight, so I decided to pass on checking it out. Maybe I made a big mistake, but you usually see at least one car in the lot for the help.

It's all good, the girls live in there. I stopped and talked to both of them on the way out inside the "Office" and there was a bed etc. In there.

[BigMack]

Have seen both Bonnie and Teresa down off the Washington location but was a waste of time for me. Don't know about Kristi but if she is tied in with those two would pass on that also. When I saw first two their house was a mess, cigarette butts all over their front door step, and their massage did not warrant return visits. They were also connected to a weird chick named Nikki off the east side who was paranoid and unreliable. Teresa has been tied in with a young chick with glasses and poor service reviews off the east side who is limited and a waste of time also. Both ladies have been bouncing back and forth for a while between Indy and TH. Wouldn't waste my time on either one. Kristi I honestly don't know about.

[Assmanoh]

I saw the ad on BP and recognized the photo. And, the location is in the same business park as a previous MP that provided good service. So, I gave it a shot.

When I got there, there were 3 cosmetology licenses posted. Theresa, Bonnie and Kristi. Some of you probably already recognize Theresa and Bonnie as the duo who have worked together since the days of N2Touch. So, that had me thinking I was in for a good session. However, Kristi came out (Theresa and others were in another room. She popped out briefly but went back in).

It was just an ok massage for. 4. Nothing else. She offered some Thai stretching but warned I'd be sore. I though. Why the hell would I want to end up sore? So I passed. Unless someone else had a better experience to share, I wouldn't go back. To bad too, be / see its the only MP that isn't asian.

[Massageguru]

Thanks Fudge. You are definately the God Father of the massage hobby. Thanks for update on Elle. I sure miss the action of several years ago.

Elle was on vacation for a short time but she is still around and is as good as ever. I don't know about Brooke, I read some nasty comments about her boyfriend several months ago and decides to pass on her. I'm a lover, not a fighter, and I didn't want to take any chances.

[Fudge1]

Not really too much to add, but, called the other day and asked for Jennifer, was told she was there, I suspected BS based on everything I heard, but didn't think it was a big deal. I agree, sketchy area, and it has been since the 70's, but its not like I expect a place like Jordan's Fish & Chicken to be located next to Sullivan's Steak House.

Pulled up about 1/2 hour later, was met at the door by M, and opted for the 1/2 hour. She is attractive, and I suspect speaks more english than she let on. Massage was so-so, which I was bummed about, but expected from prior reviews, but "break time" was great. Lots of play time before the big finish. Overall service was on par with the house that used to be at 96th & Michigan back in the day.

After the break was over, enjoyed a cool down session with a foot / calf rub. I'd advise you make it over before the heat gets to Indy again. When I was leaving a van was parked in the lot, I wonder if it was the same one there commented on a few days ago.

On another note, I wish the reviews on the "elves" had come in sooner, I may have headed that way to drop off a package or two, even with the increased postage they charge in comparison to fish / chicken lovers.

I had some time on my hands Wednesday, so I drove by Jordans. There wasn't a car in shight, so I decided to pass on checking it out. Maybe I made a big mistake, but you usually see at least one car in the lot for the help.

[Fudge1]

What happened to all the reliable places in Indy, LOL. Long time away from the hobby and no where to turn. Anyone know if Elle is still around on north side. What about Brooke, she still playing with a half deck. Guess have to keep seeing ligit therapists.

Elle was on vacation for a short time but she is still around and is as good as ever. I don't know about Brooke, I read some nasty comments about her boyfriend several months ago and decides to pass on her. I'm a lover, not a fighter, and I didn't want to take any chances.

[Massageguru]

What happened to all the reliable places in Indy, LOL. Long time away from the hobby and no where to turn. Anyone know if Elle is still around on north side. What about Brooke, she still playing with a half deck. Guess have to keep seeing ligit therapists.

[Ferreal1]

Not really too much to add, but, called the other day and asked for Jennifer, was told she was there, I suspected BS based on everything I heard, but didn't think it was a big deal. I agree, sketchy area, and it has been since the 70's, but its not like I expect a place like Jordan's Fish & Chicken to be located next to Sullivan's Steak House.

Pulled up about 1/2 hour later, was met at the door by M, and opted for the 1/2 hour. She is attractive, and I suspect speaks more english than she let on. Massage was so-so, which I was bummed about, but expected from prior reviews, but "break time" was great. Lots of play time before the big finish. Overall service was on par with the house that used to be at 96th & Michigan back in the day.

After the break was over, enjoyed a cool down session with a foot / calf rub. I'd advise you make it over before the heat gets to Indy again. When I was leaving a van was parked in the lot, I wonder if it was the same one there commented on a few days ago.

On another note, I wish the reviews on the "elves" had come in sooner, I may have headed that way to drop off a package or two, even with the increased postage they charge in comparison to fish / chicken lovers.