Massage Parlor Reports

[Niteluvr]

Last couple of posts have surprised me a bit. I am okay with multiple positions anda more proactive rolewhen seeing providers (my preference of late) but whenever I visit an AMP, I am a lazy MF. I want a TS, a massage and I want them to saddle up. Been working for me for over a decade now, but interesting to read about the creativity of other mongers.

Guess that also explains why I am overweight, around 6'2" but have no problems with knees. Course when I was younger I was a four year letterman in football and basketball and once scored four touchdowns in a single game. Then again, maybe I am confusing myself with Al Bundy.

Hey Al,

I think most mongers are "lazy" during AMP visits, but the right girl can get me motivated. Sophie from Chopstick is an example of that. We did everything that could possibly be done in a massage room, plus some crazy shit in the TS room. That woman had stamina! Mamasan told me she thought Sophie might be on drugs but she wasn't schizo or anything, just energetic as shit. Too bad she's gone or there would be a line at Chopstick.

[Amp Fme]

SF,

Bad knees? If I had enough Tylenol or Percocet to corroborate my bad knees, perhaps I should buy stock. Poor excuse dude. Tell the girl to ride CG or RCG to appease your poor knees or whatever ails you. Make her work for you.

I f you don't like AMPs, find your bone-shattering provider and blow your load in your position of choice. My physical limitations or mood never stop me; however, lack of boner does.

Last couple of posts have surprised me a bit. I am okay with multiple positions anda more proactive rolewhen seeing providers (my preference of late) but whenever I visit an AMP, I am a lazy MF. I want a TS, a massage and I want them to saddle up. Been working for me for over a decade now, but interesting to read about the creativity of other mongers.

Guess that also explains why I am overweight, around 6'2" but have no problems with knees. Course when I was younger I was a four year letterman in football and basketball and once scored four touchdowns in a single game. Then again, maybe I am confusing myself with Al Bundy.

[Amp Fme]

Any info on this place. Tried to search it but the search on this site isn't helpful. They have an add on craigslist for 120 min massage for. 70 60 min foot+ 60 min body. Sounds pretty good. I may toftt if no one has any negative experience with this place.

http://atlanta.craigslist.org/atl/thp/2418638335.html

Save your money. No extras and even if there were, highly doubtful you would want unless you have a thing for geriatric (even by my standards) asians.

[Gag on It]

I refuse to take pain medication for my knees! I'm okay fucking on a bed, but a hard message table, no mas! I used to see an Apartment massage girl and she would set up a bed for us to fuck, sometimes she refused to take money and would get pissed if I insisted on paying her. Other times she would just take the massage fee and I would fuck her for free. Unfortunately for me she left for China 6 months ago and has not returned!

I feel your pain dude those indi AMPs were the best but the commercial factory style ones have pushed them all out.

[Chaparrolo]

Man,

I know about knees LOL LOL I finally got mines right I was seeing a PT a few years ago she showed me some things to do when I was in there I met guys that was in their late 30's and they had knee replacements? When people that don't watch their weight that will cause a early need to have hip replacements and knee replacement to much weight on those joints!

What fuck my knees up was years of running 4-5 miles a day and playing basketball and football and being 6'5 don't help (so far NO need for replacements).

BUT on those tables I just stand on the side and pull the chicks legs over my shoulders and fuck them standing up or have them drop that ass over the back of the table and fuck them doggie like that LOL I don't fuck with those tables either by getting on them unless for massages or have them cowgirl me.

BTW good luck on those knees also DON'T use a brace on them it will ONLY make them weaker and give out on you going up stairs etc.

Kid Cisco

Hey Kid seems like you know lot about "life " bro. Is good that you share your knowledge and experiences about life and slvtz with us.

Season greetings everyone!

[Big Money]

I went yesterday to Fine Touch Spa off of Atlanta Hwy near McFarland, not far from VIP and Buja. There were two 40-something K-chicks. I would rate neither above a 6, but I went in with Jay since there were some reviews of her a few months back. This is not the same Jae at Elite.

What Jay lacked in looks and body, she made up for in attitude. TS was good with plenty of attention to the crack and boys. Since I was not particularly attracted to her, I just went with the massage and HJ paying 100 total (60 house + 40 tip). Nice real tits about 32B-33B, not real shapely curves but with plenty of NE and SE.

So would I recommend? If you are stuck up in north 400, and want a HJ for 100, then sure. But don't expect it to be the best you ever had.

[NuGuy36]

SF,

Bad knees? If I had enough Tylenol or Percocet to corroborate my bad knees, perhaps I should buy stock. Poor excuse dude. Tell the girl to ride CG or RCG to appease your poor knees or whatever ails you. Make her work for you.

If you don't like AMPs, find your bone-shattering provider and blow your load in your position of choice. My physical limitations or mood never stop me; however, lack of boner does.

I refuse to take pain medication for my knees! I'm okay fucking on a bed, but a hard message table, no mas! I used to see an Apartment massage girl and she would set up a bed for us to fuck, sometimes she refused to take money and would get pissed if I insisted on paying her. Other times she would just take the massage fee and I would fuck her for free. Unfortunately for me she left for China 6 months ago and has not returned!

[Niteluvr]

I'm just not an AMP kinda guy! I would much rather hook up with a regular escort, also I'm not too thrilled about screwing on a massage table because of bad knees. My one exception was Penny of Acupuncture fame!

SF,

Bad knees? If I had enough Tylenol or Percocet to corroborate my bad knees, perhaps I should buy stock. Poor excuse dude. Tell the girl to ride CG or RCG to appease your poor knees or whatever ails you. Make her work for you.

I f you don't like AMPs, find your bone-shattering provider and blow your load in your position of choice. My physical limitations or mood never stop me; however, lack of boner does.

[Kid Cisco]

I'm just not an AMP kinda guy! I would much rather hook up with a regular escort, also I'm not too thrilled about screwing on a massage table because of bad knees. My one exception was the now retired Penny of Acupuncture fame!

Man,

I know about knees LOL LOL I finally got mines right I was seeing a PT a few years ago she showed me some things to do when I was in there I met guys that was in their late 30's and they had knee replacements? When people that don't watch their weight that will cause a early need to have hip replacements and knee replacement to much weight on those joints!

What fuck my knees up was years of running 4-5 miles a day and playing basketball and football and being 6'5 don't help (so far NO need for replacements).

BUT on those tables I just stand on the side and pull the chicks legs over my shoulders and fuck them standing up or have them drop that ass over the back of the table and fuck them doggie like that LOL I don't fuck with those tables either by getting on them unless for massages or have them cowgirl me.

BTW good luck on those knees also DON'T use a brace on them it will ONLY make them weaker and give out on you going up stairs etc.

Kid Cisco

[NuGuy36]

Hey, 'about time YOU (and others) did an AMP run and reported back.

I'm just not an AMP kinda guy! I would much rather hook up with a regular escort, also I'm not too thrilled about screwing on a massage table because of bad knees. My one exception was the now retired Penny of Acupuncture fame!

[Niteluvr]

Nite your info is greatly appreciated!

Hey, 'about time YOU (and others) did an AMP run and reported back.

[NuGuy36]

Nite your info is greatly appreciated!

Did a little closed-circuit AMP run this week:

K Treatment: Mickey and Kay were working. Mickey's been mentioned several times before. She's not bad looking overall, but does have stretch marks on her stomach area and upper thighs. I mentioned before that she claims to have never been pregnant, just used to be fat and lost a lot of weight. I have to disagree with a previous poster though. I think her tits are definitely small A-cups, not B-cups. Kay has an odd body, shaped more like a man than a woman. She has wide shoulders, virtually a straight body and a flat ass. About the only thing that resembles a woman on her is her face and that's nothing to brag about either.

Chalet: Ran into the infamous Annie with the bubble ass. About everything she said was bullshit. First, when she was at Gold she claimed to be half Black / half Cambodian. This time she claimed to be half Cambodian / half Korean, not Black at all. I told her that's bullshit as no Asian has an ass like that. She claimed "many Asians do." Folks, I've seen millions of Asians all over the world and none have had an ass that comes close to Annie's. Second, she said she wanted $200 for house fee + FS. I told her I never pay more than $160 total at Chalet. She claimed all the women who normally work there are 40+ and she's 22. I countered that I've been frequenting Chalet for 3 years and I know the age group of the women who have worked there. I also told her she's been there less than a week so she doesn't have a clue who's worked there in the past or how much I've paid. For someone who's been mongering for many more years than she's been on planet Earth, I was tired of talking to her and told her that her cellulite-laden fat ass would never be worth $200 anywhere and walked out.

Chopstick: If you walk around the fenced backyard of Chalet you'll be in the parking lot of the building Chopstick is in. Only Sunny was working, a 5' Korean who's nothing to look at and has service to match.

Aloha: Aloha is the AMP next to the QT off I-85, exit 96. Just one fat girl working.

Cocos: Formerly Rejuve on Goshen Springs Road, Cocos had two 45+ women working, one tall and slender, the other shorter and heavier. Neither could give me a boner on a good day.

Kneading Hands: I ended up at Kneading Hands and had a session with Sue. I had seen her once before. She's about 35-40 whyear old with shoulder-length, curly brown hair, an overall nice shape with B-cups and perky nips. Paid $60 house fee for 45 minutes. She gave me a thorough TS but handed me the sponge to wash my dick. I handed it right back and told her to do it. She giggled and did. Back in the room, she gave me a nice massage, did the flip and got a standing HJ while I fondled her tits. I really wanted to do FS, but she adamantly refused. Too bad as she's good MILF material. Tipped her $40 for the HJ and left.

[Curious44]

Any info on this place. Tried to search it but the search on this site isn't helpful. They have an add on craigslist for 120 min massage for. 70 60 min foot+ 60 min body. Sounds pretty good. I may toftt if no one has any negative experience with this place.

http://atlanta.craigslist.org/atl/thp/2418638335.html

[Amp Fme]

Nite, your reports are always awesome. Thanks a lot man. I don't have the balls or the patience to go in and out of this many places to find what I want. I might walk out of one. Possibly 2, but eventually I get lazy and settle for whatever is in front of me.

Thanks for always bringing amazing intel.

I only go into one place. If I just get a massage, then so be it. But, I really prefer knowing that I am hunting in the right territory at the onset and what the game looks like. So, I too, really appreciate the AMP run details. Saved me some green today, thank you NL.

[Nedster]

Nite, your reports are always awesome. Thanks a lot man. I don't have the balls or the patience to go in and out of this many places to find what I want. I might walk out of one. Possibly 2, but eventually I get lazy and settle for whatever is in front of me.

Thanks for always bringing amazing intel.

Did a little closed-circuit AMP run this week:

K Treatment: Mickey and Kay were working. Mickey's been mentioned several times before. She's not bad looking overall, but does have stretch marks on her stomach area and upper thighs. I mentioned before that she claims to have never been pregnant, just used to be fat and lost a lot of weight. I have to disagree with a previous poster though. I think her tits are definitely small A-cups, not B-cups. Kay has an odd body, shaped more like a man than a woman. She has wide shoulders, virtually a straight body and a flat ass. About the only thing that resembles a woman on her is her face and that's nothing to brag about either.

Chalet: Ran into the infamous Annie with the bubble ass. About everything she said was bullshit. First, when she was at Gold she claimed to be half Black / half Cambodian. This time she claimed to be half Cambodian / half Korean, not Black at all. I told her that's bullshit as no Asian has an ass like that. She claimed "many Asians do." Folks, I've seen millions of Asians all over the world and none have had an ass that comes close to Annie's. Second, she said she wanted $200 for house fee + FS. I told her I never pay more than $160 total at Chalet. She claimed all the women who normally work there are 40+ and she's 22. I countered that I've been frequenting Chalet for 3 years and I know the age group of the women who have worked there. I also told her she's been there less than a week so she doesn't have a clue who's worked there in the past or how much I've paid. For someone who's been mongering for many more years than she's been on planet Earth, I was tired of talking to her and told her that her cellulite-laden fat ass would never be worth $200 anywhere and walked out.

Chopstick: If you walk around the fenced backyard of Chalet you'll be in the parking lot of the building Chopstick is in. Only Sunny was working, a 5' Korean who's nothing to look at and has service to match.

Aloha: Aloha is the AMP next to the QT off I-85, exit 96. Just one fat girl working.

Cocos: Formerly Rejuve on Goshen Springs Road, Cocos had two 45+ women working, one tall and slender, the other shorter and heavier. Neither could give me a boner on a good day.

Kneading Hands: I ended up at Kneading Hands and had a session with Sue. I had seen her once before. She's about 35-40 whyear old with shoulder-length, curly brown hair, an overall nice shape with B-cups and perky nips. Paid $60 house fee for 45 minutes. She gave me a thorough TS but handed me the sponge to wash my dick. I handed it right back and told her to do it. She giggled and did. Back in the room, she gave me a nice massage, did the flip and got a standing HJ while I fondled her tits. I really wanted to do FS, but she adamantly refused. Too bad as she's good MILF material. Tipped her $40 for the HJ and left.