Massage Parlor Reports

[Joe Mobo]

I went to Madison Ave. And Stop Eleven Parlor this afternoon. I was met by 30ish attractive oriental lady. I decided on hour it had been awhile and I really needed a good massage. I never really got the girls name I think she was only one working. It got off to bad start when no touching was allowed. I let it pass thinking maybe things would get better. No teasing and on the flip demanded money for HE. I guess I'm getting old and cantankerous, I refused saying I tipped for good service. I always tip 40-60 for a good HE. Needless to say I left with a bitter taste in my mouth after about 35 minutes. I think there are a lot better choices around, one of the reasons I stopped going to Bing's some time ago. The last time I went to a parlor locally was a session with Judy at flower shop, damn what a difference. I guess I'm from the old school a good tip for good service. I got back from Florida two weeks ago I think I got spoiled in the parlors around St. Pete. A good bang for your buck. I always walked out with a big smile on my face. Fellow Mongers save your money go to some place besides Madison Ave, they soon will be out of business anyway.

[Fast Spa]

I went to check out the new place in columbus yesterday.

I loved the location.

The girl was older, probably a 6 or 7.

Massage was probably the best I've ever gotten at an AMP.

Standard finish.

I got out of there for $.10

Well. I went to Thai on Saturday, spent less an gas, had a good looking woman (linda) , a great massage, and a finish that if I talked about here would land us both in jail for less than1. 2 which is less once you pay for the trip tso have a coke and a smile

[Fredhand]

I visited Linda here again today and she was great as always. A very nice rub and a fantastic finish. Nothing mechanical about her. Very attentive and erotic. As I've said before, I hope she's here for a long while.

OK its not a real Thai massage but who cares? This is my number one after one visit and this is why. My daddy taught me to always give a good days work for a good days pay and these ladies do just that. Now that my money is tight I try to spend it wisely. Every joint on the northside is turning away customers they are so busy. Seems like they want to get you out to make room for the next guy. Helen really put a lot of effort in my hour. She seems to enjoy her work. And was very pleasant to me. Standard finish and I doubt that anything else will happen but I don't care. I need the massage and I'm tired of the hunt for more. Thats what escorts are for. I think this place feels like all AMPs did 20 years ago. Service with a smile! They won't be everyones favorite but if you need a massage give them a try. I hope their business is successful!

[Getmesometoday]

Had a dream I stopped by Jordans last Thursday. No cars in the back lot. 2 girls were there. I got the girl with the tatoos. Message was ok, after the flip she motion a gesture with her mouth. I say I am interested and she says something with 00s. I tell her she is crazy, then does does a motion with her hands and holds up her fingers on both hands. I say way too high and get dressed and walk out the door. Will not repeat.

[DPU Dave]

I really need to start calling in advance and scheduling my visits to Jordan's. Saw no cars parked out back so figured I could get my pick of whoever is working, but sadly the older one was there again, said she was only one working. At least I think. English is extremely limited. Did the half hour and she almost looked mad about me not getting the hour. Massage was worse than the last time I'd had this girl, on the flip she tried to tell me it was $50. Nope, told her $40 or I'm out and she instantly went to work. More mechanical than before.

In short, if you get the older one, not Gigi or Katie, just turn around and leave. As I was leaving, I saw Gigi in the front room, so they may have a rotation thing going on to ensure the ugly one gets some work. If I go back, I'm calling ahead to schedule with Gigi.

[The G Man]

I went to check out the new place in columbus yesterday.

I loved the location.

The girl was older, probably a 6 or 7.

Massage was probably the best I've ever gotten at an AMP.

Standard finish.

I got out of there for $.10

[Stnick62]

Looked in NUVO and noted the hours on Spring Spa. Drove over 2hrs before closing and it was closed. Headed south to Madison. Open and not busy. Well taken care of by Coco.

[Tony Verghese]

I manage to locate the Thai place in fishers and made a walk in. I got service from Helen. Here re my observations.

Pros.

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1) Very clean with multiple rooms and this allows for a private waiting space.

2) Paper towels on head rests were replaced, and fresh towel available on each bed.

3) Standard rates and decent massage.

Cons.

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1) Even though I mentioned the names of Linda and my "friends" being there before, Helen was apprehensive.

2) The ending was less than satisfactory and teasing was minimal, roaming permitted was a little above average.

3) Little bit of clock watching and rushing.

Bottom line: Flower shop provides better excitement for the same fare and the girls there are a bit better looking and speak / understand English more. IMO, flower shop is still the better bet.

[Hunter46]

[QUOTE=Zugash; 1197288]There has been a moderate amount of message traffic concerning this place.

I visited Linda here again today and she was great as always. A very nice rub and a fantastic finish. Nothing mechanical about her. Very attentive and erotic. As I've said before, I hope she's here for a long while.

[Trench]

Stopped by today for a visit and you guys were keeping the girls busy. As I was sitting in my car finishing a phone call some other monger pulled up and schooled me. I went in and only had to wait 5 minutes when Katie took me back for my massage.

It was my first experience with her and will be my last. Not a good massage at all and surely not into the ending, though was convinced to proceed to the finish line.

When I left, the afore mentioned monger had just left and there was a real cutie sitting out in the waiting room. Had never seen her there before. (Although I have only been there two other times before.) I seen the monger down 96th street about ten minutes later and was really wanting to pull up beside him and ask about his visit but decided to let it go.

[Zugash]

There has been a moderate amount of message traffic concerning this place. Intrigued, I decided to give it a try. A little out of the way and my GPS had the location slightly off, but I found it without too much trouble. When I got there, there were no cars in the parking lot. I went to the door, pressed the doorbell, and got no response. The doorbell is wireless and attached to the door by Scotch tape. I tried several more times (after waiting patiently) with no response. I suspect the battery was dead. I went back to my car and called the number on the window. There was no answer, and I didn't leave a message. I did get a callback less than a minute later, told her I was just at the door, and she came to the door to let me in.

It was a clean and pleasant place inside. I was greeted pleasantly by Helen, a nice looking light-skinned oriental in her late 20s or early 30s. I speak a smattering of Thai, and tried to have a "Hello, how are you doing" type of conversation, but she didn't understand what I was saying. I mentioned that I had visited Thailand and told her that I thought it was a beautiful country. She asked me if I had been to China and wanted to tell me how beautiful China was. I suspect Helen is Chinese (G).

I asked for a deep tissue, hard massage. She gave a decent massage, but it wasn't particularly deep. The massage was a typical middle-of-the-road AMP massage, and she added a couple of stretches. I wouldn't classify it as either a hard or a Thai massage. There were no contact accidents back or front. She was a bit coy on the flip, and, as she was finishing up, she asked if I was satisfied. I responded that I could be happier, and she provided a decent finish within expected parameters after a bit more coy I-don't-really-know-what-could-make-you-happier behavior.

All in all, it wasn't a bad experience, but, since I live on the east side of town, not worth the trip to me. I pass too many places that I enjoy more to get there. I will not repeat.

Z

[Msmith0052]

I saw an ad in Nuvo for this place and went to try it this evening. Some guy beat me in the door- I followed him in and saw an older white guy sitting behind a counter running the show. I turned around and left. The place reeked of legitimacy. Has anybody else tried it yet- you never can tell? Anyway there do happen to be 3 more parlors within a mile of it and I went to Thai where I had another wonderful experience with Linda.

Numenor

I went and didn't report as there was at least one other report on here. My trip was unsuccesful but I believe there was one other more positive review, so YMMV. My massage was totally legit.

[Prince Numenor]

I saw an ad in Nuvo for this place and went to try it this evening. Some guy beat me in the door- I followed him in and saw an older white guy sitting behind a counter running the show. I turned around and left. The place reeked of legitimacy. Has anybody else tried it yet- you never can tell? Anyway there do happen to be 3 more parlors within a mile of it and I went to Thai where I had another wonderful experience with Linda.

Numenor

[AssGrinder]

After going to my favorite place and being massage blocked by someone else (also the CR-V with Illinois plates was not there either). I remember seeing an ad in Craigslist of a Grand Opening of a third place in a unamed city about 40 miles south of Indianapolis.

The place was off the beaten path a bit, not visible from the street so it's a good place to not be seen by others. Went in. Place looked clean. One older Asian lady was there (maybe a 5 on the scale) and she took me into the room. Standard fair: crappy CD player, towel warmer, bottle of baby oil next to the kleenex box.

Good massage (maybe a 7-8) and on the flip, she covered me with the towel and proceeded on the front. Once she got done with the legs, she gave me the look and I ripped off the towel. Very mechanical ending.

When she was straighting up the room, she DID NOT replace the cover on the table. I don't plan to return.

AG

[Osirusss]

I don't want to get into a pissing contest on this. If Osisruss would PM me too- I'd be happy to share more info. I've read his past posts and there is a lot of opinion and critique but there is some good factual info too and that is cool- each to his own bag. Let's have a good time out there and help each other out.

Numenor.

Too you and Naughty169, a pissing match is NOT what I intended with my post. But I was just thinking about the newer posters here. I wouldn't want the code words to cause an otherwise good hobbyist to get frustrated and give up on on this place.

Also, IMO if the presence of LE in anyway impedes the flow of info here, then those sorry bastards have scored a victory in my eyes. Not to say I have a Dim view of LE in general just the ones that infringe on my hobby. .

Lastly, I have to report Amazing Hands on Lafayette Road and 56th is an ok place. I went there 3 Sundays ago. The was only one lady working. Funny thing is, this lady had to be in her 40s but her tatas albeit small where very firm. Got to love those Asian MILFs. She was about a 7 on the AMP scale, not bad looking at all. The massage was about a 6 though but the HE was around an 8. I plan on going back when funds allow. Standard rates apply. One thing I found amusing is she asked me about 6 times if I played for the Pacers. That was strange. I have had LEO checks plenty of times, but never a NBA check. Even after a said no she was very persistent in asking and I still don't think see believed me.