Massage Parlor Reports

**Pna** · 05-09-11 06:33

If you're having lower abdominal pain, don't worry about STDs. I can think of a whole RAFT of things that will cause that, and they are all worse than a case of the clap. Get thee to a hospital, dude.

Originally Posted by Ladbom [View Original Post]

I been frequently massage parlors with FS about once every week for the past few month, I started to feel some pain in my lower abodmen these last 2 days. . Not good

Any recommendations for STD testing? My searches online all point me to planned parenthood. Going to be awkward walking in there, I would rather go to a hospital even.

**Northside Jim** · 05-08-11 11:45

Sorry, I guess I should have been more discreet. But in reality, it is not too hard to become a senior around here & LE could easily fake a profile that looks authentic & become senior & use the pm's to mine for info. I don't know of any other way to exchange info. If anyone has advise or ideas I'd be happy to hear them. I'll miss B. D.

Zip, you've been a member since '03 & have 5 posts?? Seems like you like to use info but not share. If you have any info, feel free to pm.

Originally Posted by Zipper Ripper [View Original Post]

Its gone now.

**Deizel5** · 05-07-11 12:57

Anyone have info on Mia. The one that posts with Yumi? She looks good. Please pm.

**Jeffrey3473** · 05-07-11 12:14

Might try Access Community Health Network on 1555 Howard St.

Originally Posted by Ladbom [View Original Post]

I been frequently massage parlors with FS about once every week for the past few month, I started to feel some pain in my lower abodmen these last 2 days. . Not good

Any recommendations for STD testing? My searches online all point me to planned parenthood. Going to be awkward walking in there, I would rather go to a hospital even.

**SoxGuy** · 05-07-11 06:23

Originally Posted by Ladbom [View Original Post]

I been frequently massage parlors with FS about once every week for the past few month, I started to feel some pain in my lower abodmen these last 2 days. . Not good

Any recommendations for STD testing? My searches online all point me to planned parenthood. Going to be awkward walking in there, I would rather go to a hospital even.

Try this: http://www.stdtestingchicago.com/chi...esting-centers

Hope that helps and good luck.

**Ladbom** · 05-07-11 00:00

I been frequently massage parlors with FS about once every week for the past few month, I started to feel some pain in my lower abodmen these last 2 days. . Not good

Any recommendations for STD testing? My searches online all point me to planned parenthood. Going to be awkward walking in there, I would rather go to a hospital even.

**Zipper Ripper** · 05-06-11 20:55

Originally Posted by Northside Jim [View Original Post]

I was referring to B. D. On Lincoln.

Its gone now.

**SlickPoetry** · 05-06-11 15:30

Originally Posted by Donny Devito [View Original Post]

I've been to many of the spots from Alice's in Greektown (and Chinatown) to Elegant to Senina to the one US Cellular Field and they just do things differently at Crystal. And you are right when you say older. That's putting it nicely. They look really old. They probably wouldn't get much business if they were in the city but since they are in the burbs they probably get some guys not thinking with the right head and they are able to take advantage of that (and I am not sure if they get that much business in the burbs). $70-80 just for an hour is the charge, it might be $75. The table shower is about 3 minutes, they sit you in a sauna for about 5 (all cramped conditions). And then you go into a room without a door, just a curtain that doesn't reach the floor. I think the women actually live in the back where the kitchen traditionally is. It is a strange place but most AMPs are.

I don't know when you have been there last but the massage rooms definitely have doors. Its true the girls there aren't the best looking but as I said before, they'll do in a pinch. The only other place in the south suburban area for asian massage is Nabi in Lansing (I have not been there yet)

**Donny Devito** · 05-06-11 11:13

Originally Posted by SamaRy [View Original Post]

Crystal has been reviewed numerous times. . Its not about age, its about knowing how to play. And they are OLDER and the most you will get is a HS.

Much better available.

I've been to many of the spots from Alice's in Greektown (and Chinatown) to Elegant to Senina to the one US Cellular Field and they just do things differently at Crystal. And you are right when you say older. That's putting it nicely. They look really old. They probably wouldn't get much business if they were in the city but since they are in the burbs they probably get some guys not thinking with the right head and they are able to take advantage of that (and I am not sure if they get that much business in the burbs). $70-80 just for an hour is the charge, it might be $75. The table shower is about 3 minutes, they sit you in a sauna for about 5 (all cramped conditions). And then you go into a room without a door, just a curtain that doesn't reach the floor. I think the women actually live in the back where the kitchen traditionally is. It is a strange place but most AMPs are.

**OPIllini** · 05-05-11 21:54

Originally Posted by Rubenme2 [View Original Post]

I agree and that is why I have not posted as much. Let me add a few more to your list.

I travel a lot for business so I have seen the scenic on a large scale. Every where it ismthe say. Too much talk, too much detail, all this leads to closed MPs.

1. Large MP scene in San Francisco GONE because of too much chatter on the net.

2. Two great places in LA (La Paz and another) GONE because of too much chatter.

3. A large number of MPs on the Ohio / Indiana border GONE because of too much chatter.

4. Spa 34 in the western suburbs GONE because of too much chatter.

How many tines does it have to happen before we learn. LE is very lazy and we are giving them the info they need.

On the other hand there are places of limited to zero chatter and those places are still open and many are never visited by LE. Those are the places that I visit and have set up a great repoire with the owners or mamasan so my visits are always good. That does limit my posts though. Better to post bad places and providers to avoid.

A story. Once I was traveling to a new area and went to their board to see where the action is. Every thing listed was about bad MPs but there was something else. A few posts every other page said go to this street or go here with the name and that was it. So after reading some pages I went to the street. Holy crap I could not believe the number of places there. 6-8 places all within walking distance and all advertising a good time. And I did have a good time. Lasted I PMed a few of th seniors and told them I had a great time and that all I needed to do was read the forums and all the info was right there.

SF, LA, Indiana, and others have learned from their mistakes and it's about time we did in the Chicago area as well. But maybe some of us have. That's why I don't post in ultra detail about places. I did see a post about one place. I PMed the noobie poster and said "See you found it. You found heaven. All roads and all your reading led you here. Ever notice how there are no posts about this place? Notice how they are not busted or hassled by LE? Be quite and you will enjoy this place for a very long time". He got the hint and has not posted about it again.

I now find that all I need is to know the name of the place to try. Maybe later the name a a specific girl but only via PM from one senior to another. How can noobies become seniors? First read at least 10-20 pages back. Go to the good places mentioned. If going to Jill Spa was good justbsay you had a good visit BUT if it has already been posted you don't have to post that. Post the names a bad places and girls you visited. Give details on why it was bad or how she tried to rip you off so there's can learn. Soon you will build up your own places to visit and the numbers to show it and share with other seniors. That's $0. 02 on that subject.

Ok I'm done but maybe one more thing. Maybe we need a thread where we give all the details but no names or locations. Maybe some hear just want to read a juicy story. They want to hear about the Asian provider who sticks her tongue deep in you ass and wants you to release in her mouth. Maybe about the happy 18 year old who loves older guys or the skinny blonde who loves to be rammed hard and will deep throat.

I'll make this last point. Not only does LEO know what we post, so do many MP owners (I'm sure that many are fluent enough in English to browse the web. And therefore sites like these). If the owners want to portray themselves as legit, they'll go to the providers that have been named here and say,"you can't do these things anymore or you're fired!" We can't disregard this fact.

Still though, LEO is a bigger threat to our ATF providers than the MP owners (IMHO) , so the bottom line is this. Be careful about what we report and use the PM function as much as possible. Stay safe!

**MiDebilidad76** · 05-05-11 21:42

Yes, that's her. Her setup is pretty decent.

Originally Posted by Horny Dog #2 [View Original Post]

I've never been with Yumi, but after reading reports about her I am interested in giving her a try. I want to make sure I have the right Yumi (in case there is more than one).

When I search for "Yumi" on this thread, I find several references, most of them refer to her working at Amazing Touch, but I also saw that she no longer works there.

When I search for "Yumi" on BackPage, I find an add for tantra massage in North Logan Square, which is linked below.

http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs...a-_-23/7608270

I just wanted to confirm that this is the same Yumi.

**Horny Dog #2** · 05-05-11 18:22

I've never been with Yumi, but after reading reports about her I am interested in giving her a try. I want to make sure I have the right Yumi (in case there is more than one).

When I search for "Yumi" on this thread, I find several references, most of them refer to her working at Amazing Touch, but I also saw that she no longer works there.

When I search for "Yumi" on BackPage, I find an add for tantra massage in North Logan Square, which is linked below.

http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs...a-_-23/7608270

I just wanted to confirm that this is the same Yumi.

Originally Posted by MiDebilidad76 [View Original Post]

As stated in a previous ad, I've been trying for months to see this notorious one because my buddies talk great things of her. As we have established, I won't devulge much other than W-O-W. Looks: Exotic (some Eurasian mix but who cares when someone is that hot) , Body: Perfect curves and a great natural set, Massage: Mindblowing, she uses her two assets and not her hand. Maybe even the best I've ever had, Attitude: Perhaps the happiest and maybe the most intelligent therapist I have encountered if that even accounts for anything, which in my case ABSOLUTELY DOES. I am tired of Asian therapists not smiling, speaking, showing any emotion. She looks like the pictures on her ad, which surprised me upon first seeing her and definitely set me back, but she made me comfortable instantly. Oh and can't forget, she's covered, actually covered in tattoos! She's worth every dollar. If I want quality, I'll definitely pay for quality in this case. I guess PM for a few more deeper details, but out of respect for her I am keeping most of the session to myself.

**MiDebilidad76** · 05-05-11 14:23

As stated in a previous ad, I've been trying for months to see this notorious one because my buddies talk great things of her. As we have established, I won't devulge much other than W-O-W. Looks: Exotic (some Eurasian mix but who cares when someone is that hot) , Body: Perfect curves and a great natural set, Massage: Mindblowing, she uses her two assets and not her hand. Maybe even the best I've ever had, Attitude: Perhaps the happiest and maybe the most intelligent therapist I have encountered if that even accounts for anything, which in my case ABSOLUTELY DOES. I am tired of Asian therapists not smiling, speaking, showing any emotion. She looks like the pictures on her ad, which surprised me upon first seeing her and definitely set me back, but she made me comfortable instantly. Oh and can't forget, she's covered, actually covered in tattoos! She's worth every dollar. If I want quality, I'll definitely pay for quality in this case. I guess PM for a few more deeper details, but out of respect for her I am keeping most of the session to myself.

**Bhorg** · 05-05-11 01:59

A few weeks ago I called:

http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs...nas-24/7917227

No rates are posted, so I asked about standard massage. She said $250 for 60 min. Seriously?

No way am I paying that for massage. Also, at that rate, I can smell the upsell from here.

Has anybody tried here? Did I misunderstand the price? Is that for 4-hands 90 minutes or something else? There are not too many providers out there advertising massage with a STARTING price of $250.

Unfortunately, I ended up at Montrose and Cicero. Tatianna was only one working.

Face: 4, Body (a bit thick, but great rack) : 7.

Massage: 4 (I told her my shoulders were really sore, and needed a little extra attention, she basically skipped shoulders altogether)

Attitude: friendly after a while, but pretty disinterested: 4.

Extras: "I haven't seen you before, so I have to be careful". I told here I had been there before (about 3 months ago, I described the woman from the front desk and the MT, but I didn't know there names. She seemed to know who I was talking about). I told her my job, showed her a business card, pretty much casually ran down a list of stuff that might reassure her I was not LE, without getting pushy. She hinted more might be on the menu next time, but didn't seen too concerned about it. She said she wouldn't be offended if I finished myself off. I explained that I hope she's not offended if she doesn't get much of a tip.

So, $60 for a mediocre massage, from a disinterested, mediocre looking girl, self service ending optional.

Oh well, the search goes on. . .

**Mercedes100** · 05-04-11 16:28

Had to be in WI early Tue AM so I called Egypt from BP on Monday pm to see if I could see her. We made arrangements for Tuesday at 6am. This was my first time so I was glad to finally see her. I had see her ads for sometime. You guessed it she didn't answer the phone, so now I was pissed the whole day. I knew that it probably would happen so I wasn't too terribly pissed, but I was pissed if you know what I mean. She called and apologized later but I was still horny.

I called my local AA and asked for someone new and they told me to see Annie. Boy did life turn around. This girl not only was good at massage, but she was good at GFE. Opened the door to a dfk, a hug and a shake; then upstairs to the bedroom. We did mish, doggie and CG, although she need work cg. Took the whole hour and even though there was a language barrier we conversed. A truly great experience.

What a difference life makes when the little man is happy.