Massage Parlor Reports

[Zipper Ripper]

I was referring to B. D. On Lincoln.

Its gone now.

[SlickPoetry]

I've been to many of the spots from Alice's in Greektown (and Chinatown) to Elegant to Senina to the one US Cellular Field and they just do things differently at Crystal. And you are right when you say older. That's putting it nicely. They look really old. They probably wouldn't get much business if they were in the city but since they are in the burbs they probably get some guys not thinking with the right head and they are able to take advantage of that (and I am not sure if they get that much business in the burbs). $70-80 just for an hour is the charge, it might be $75. The table shower is about 3 minutes, they sit you in a sauna for about 5 (all cramped conditions). And then you go into a room without a door, just a curtain that doesn't reach the floor. I think the women actually live in the back where the kitchen traditionally is. It is a strange place but most AMPs are.

I don't know when you have been there last but the massage rooms definitely have doors. Its true the girls there aren't the best looking but as I said before, they'll do in a pinch. The only other place in the south suburban area for asian massage is Nabi in Lansing (I have not been there yet)

[Donny Devito]

Crystal has been reviewed numerous times. . Its not about age, its about knowing how to play. And they are OLDER and the most you will get is a HS.

Much better available.

I've been to many of the spots from Alice's in Greektown (and Chinatown) to Elegant to Senina to the one US Cellular Field and they just do things differently at Crystal. And you are right when you say older. That's putting it nicely. They look really old. They probably wouldn't get much business if they were in the city but since they are in the burbs they probably get some guys not thinking with the right head and they are able to take advantage of that (and I am not sure if they get that much business in the burbs). $70-80 just for an hour is the charge, it might be $75. The table shower is about 3 minutes, they sit you in a sauna for about 5 (all cramped conditions). And then you go into a room without a door, just a curtain that doesn't reach the floor. I think the women actually live in the back where the kitchen traditionally is. It is a strange place but most AMPs are.

[OPIllini]

I agree and that is why I have not posted as much. Let me add a few more to your list.

I travel a lot for business so I have seen the scenic on a large scale. Every where it ismthe say. Too much talk, too much detail, all this leads to closed MPs.

1. Large MP scene in San Francisco GONE because of too much chatter on the net.

2. Two great places in LA (La Paz and another) GONE because of too much chatter.

3. A large number of MPs on the Ohio / Indiana border GONE because of too much chatter.

4. Spa 34 in the western suburbs GONE because of too much chatter.

How many tines does it have to happen before we learn. LE is very lazy and we are giving them the info they need.

On the other hand there are places of limited to zero chatter and those places are still open and many are never visited by LE. Those are the places that I visit and have set up a great repoire with the owners or mamasan so my visits are always good. That does limit my posts though. Better to post bad places and providers to avoid.

A story. Once I was traveling to a new area and went to their board to see where the action is. Every thing listed was about bad MPs but there was something else. A few posts every other page said go to this street or go here with the name and that was it. So after reading some pages I went to the street. Holy crap I could not believe the number of places there. 6-8 places all within walking distance and all advertising a good time. And I did have a good time. Lasted I PMed a few of th seniors and told them I had a great time and that all I needed to do was read the forums and all the info was right there.

SF, LA, Indiana, and others have learned from their mistakes and it's about time we did in the Chicago area as well. But maybe some of us have. That's why I don't post in ultra detail about places. I did see a post about one place. I PMed the noobie poster and said "See you found it. You found heaven. All roads and all your reading led you here. Ever notice how there are no posts about this place? Notice how they are not busted or hassled by LE? Be quite and you will enjoy this place for a very long time". He got the hint and has not posted about it again.

I now find that all I need is to know the name of the place to try. Maybe later the name a a specific girl but only via PM from one senior to another. How can noobies become seniors? First read at least 10-20 pages back. Go to the good places mentioned. If going to Jill Spa was good justbsay you had a good visit BUT if it has already been posted you don't have to post that. Post the names a bad places and girls you visited. Give details on why it was bad or how she tried to rip you off so there's can learn. Soon you will build up your own places to visit and the numbers to show it and share with other seniors. That's $0. 02 on that subject.

Ok I'm done but maybe one more thing. Maybe we need a thread where we give all the details but no names or locations. Maybe some hear just want to read a juicy story. They want to hear about the Asian provider who sticks her tongue deep in you ass and wants you to release in her mouth. Maybe about the happy 18 year old who loves older guys or the skinny blonde who loves to be rammed hard and will deep throat.

I'll make this last point. Not only does LEO know what we post, so do many MP owners (I'm sure that many are fluent enough in English to browse the web. And therefore sites like these). If the owners want to portray themselves as legit, they'll go to the providers that have been named here and say,"you can't do these things anymore or you're fired!" We can't disregard this fact.

Still though, LEO is a bigger threat to our ATF providers than the MP owners (IMHO) , so the bottom line is this. Be careful about what we report and use the PM function as much as possible. Stay safe!

[MiDebilidad76]

Yes, that's her. Her setup is pretty decent.

I've never been with Yumi, but after reading reports about her I am interested in giving her a try. I want to make sure I have the right Yumi (in case there is more than one).

When I search for "Yumi" on this thread, I find several references, most of them refer to her working at Amazing Touch, but I also saw that she no longer works there.

When I search for "Yumi" on BackPage, I find an add for tantra massage in North Logan Square, which is linked below.

http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs...a-_-23/7608270

I just wanted to confirm that this is the same Yumi.

[Horny Dog #2]

I've never been with Yumi, but after reading reports about her I am interested in giving her a try. I want to make sure I have the right Yumi (in case there is more than one).

When I search for "Yumi" on this thread, I find several references, most of them refer to her working at Amazing Touch, but I also saw that she no longer works there.

When I search for "Yumi" on BackPage, I find an add for tantra massage in North Logan Square, which is linked below.

http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs...a-_-23/7608270

I just wanted to confirm that this is the same Yumi.

As stated in a previous ad, I've been trying for months to see this notorious one because my buddies talk great things of her. As we have established, I won't devulge much other than W-O-W. Looks: Exotic (some Eurasian mix but who cares when someone is that hot) , Body: Perfect curves and a great natural set, Massage: Mindblowing, she uses her two assets and not her hand. Maybe even the best I've ever had, Attitude: Perhaps the happiest and maybe the most intelligent therapist I have encountered if that even accounts for anything, which in my case ABSOLUTELY DOES. I am tired of Asian therapists not smiling, speaking, showing any emotion. She looks like the pictures on her ad, which surprised me upon first seeing her and definitely set me back, but she made me comfortable instantly. Oh and can't forget, she's covered, actually covered in tattoos! She's worth every dollar. If I want quality, I'll definitely pay for quality in this case. I guess PM for a few more deeper details, but out of respect for her I am keeping most of the session to myself.

[MiDebilidad76]

As stated in a previous ad, I've been trying for months to see this notorious one because my buddies talk great things of her. As we have established, I won't devulge much other than W-O-W. Looks: Exotic (some Eurasian mix but who cares when someone is that hot) , Body: Perfect curves and a great natural set, Massage: Mindblowing, she uses her two assets and not her hand. Maybe even the best I've ever had, Attitude: Perhaps the happiest and maybe the most intelligent therapist I have encountered if that even accounts for anything, which in my case ABSOLUTELY DOES. I am tired of Asian therapists not smiling, speaking, showing any emotion. She looks like the pictures on her ad, which surprised me upon first seeing her and definitely set me back, but she made me comfortable instantly. Oh and can't forget, she's covered, actually covered in tattoos! She's worth every dollar. If I want quality, I'll definitely pay for quality in this case. I guess PM for a few more deeper details, but out of respect for her I am keeping most of the session to myself.

[Bhorg]

A few weeks ago I called:

http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs...nas-24/7917227

No rates are posted, so I asked about standard massage. She said $250 for 60 min. Seriously?

No way am I paying that for massage. Also, at that rate, I can smell the upsell from here.

Has anybody tried here? Did I misunderstand the price? Is that for 4-hands 90 minutes or something else? There are not too many providers out there advertising massage with a STARTING price of $250.

Unfortunately, I ended up at Montrose and Cicero. Tatianna was only one working.

Face: 4, Body (a bit thick, but great rack) : 7.

Massage: 4 (I told her my shoulders were really sore, and needed a little extra attention, she basically skipped shoulders altogether)

Attitude: friendly after a while, but pretty disinterested: 4.

Extras: "I haven't seen you before, so I have to be careful". I told here I had been there before (about 3 months ago, I described the woman from the front desk and the MT, but I didn't know there names. She seemed to know who I was talking about). I told her my job, showed her a business card, pretty much casually ran down a list of stuff that might reassure her I was not LE, without getting pushy. She hinted more might be on the menu next time, but didn't seen too concerned about it. She said she wouldn't be offended if I finished myself off. I explained that I hope she's not offended if she doesn't get much of a tip.

So, $60 for a mediocre massage, from a disinterested, mediocre looking girl, self service ending optional.

Oh well, the search goes on. . .

[Mercedes100]

Had to be in WI early Tue AM so I called Egypt from BP on Monday pm to see if I could see her. We made arrangements for Tuesday at 6am. This was my first time so I was glad to finally see her. I had see her ads for sometime. You guessed it she didn't answer the phone, so now I was pissed the whole day. I knew that it probably would happen so I wasn't too terribly pissed, but I was pissed if you know what I mean. She called and apologized later but I was still horny.

I called my local AA and asked for someone new and they told me to see Annie. Boy did life turn around. This girl not only was good at massage, but she was good at GFE. Opened the door to a dfk, a hug and a shake; then upstairs to the bedroom. We did mish, doggie and CG, although she need work cg. Took the whole hour and even though there was a language barrier we conversed. A truly great experience.

What a difference life makes when the little man is happy.

[Northside Jim]

Is that B & D on I think 227 W. 22 Street are B & B? The old Anny is back? Help to many differnt names Thanks

I was referring to B. D. On Lincoln.

[RaffyTaffy]

I came across a very cute girl at an AMP who gives a kick ass massage. She is clearly schooled on the human anatomy with a passion for massage I have never seen before. She likes to talk about what muscles she is working and why they are hurting, gives deep tissue (no extra) but goes soft if you ask. Teases and tickles almost the whole time with a hr without any rush at all. I don't want to post who and where she is for all to see but know that sharing this info is the reason to be on this. .6/60. 9/90 standard thank you. I am new to this so I don't mean if I come across as rude but I would feel so bad if she were to get set up, and also would have to settle on standard AMP stuff. I need some advice on how to goe about sharing this info. She rocks, I don't want to lose her, she deserves more clients, and we need to share this info with each other. She pretty good english and lets you rub her legs and ass during the massage. No more than hr and a little mutual touch so if you need more sorry. Don't worry I am not in love, I just came back from my fourth massage from her.

[RaffyTaffy]

I cam across a very cute girl who gives a kick ass massage with a passion for the human body. She clearly is educated as she can explain what muscles she is working and why they are sore. She gives a deep tissue (no extra) but goes soft if you ask. While giving a legit massage she teases and tickles the whole time. Hr without any rush at all. .6/60. 9/90 standard thank you. I do not want to post who and where she is for all to see but I do know the point of this forum is this type of info. I am not overstating on how good she is especially for the value. I am new to this forum so I hope I am not coming across as rude and would appreciate any advice on how to properly share this intel. I would feel so bad if she got set up becouse this. And of course I don't want to lose her for me. She even speaks good english and lets you rub her legs and ass while she does her thing. No more than hr and a little mutual touch so if you want more sorry. Don't worry I am not in love I just got back from my fourth time seing her. So yea she rocks, can't lose her, she deserves more clients, and we need to spread the word with each other when deserved.

[IggyD]

Crystal has been reviewed numerous times. . Its not about age, its about knowing how to play. And they are OLDER and the most you will get is a HS.

Much better available.

Not true. A few years back I got a HJ and then a BBBJ to my surprise. She said don't tell anyone and went at it.

What is nice is the massage's are good, so the extras after are a plus. Back then I never tipped more than. 2

[Nudus81]

Went to ancient for the 1st time last week. I was the last appt of the day, and had Angela. She had a great body and great attitude. Face was so-so but it was dark. She gave an excellent massage and didn't seem to mind my roaming hands at all. Virtually no discussion of tip or services, but I mentioned I used to go to another well known AMP (now closed). On the flip her clothes were off almost as fast as my turn. She failed to have the proper equipment covers so my fingers worked on her while her hands worked on me. Outstanding nipples. She say,"I no do this before, no tell anybody." By the way the session went, I am sure this was not entirely accurate. Great session and I plan to go see her again soon.

[SamaRy]

I'm in my mid-20's and they really didn't want to do any extras. I saw an older (40's) overweight blue collar looking dude leave looking real happy. I think they won't risk it if you are in your 20's and look like a college student. But if you are older, then they'll probably give you a shake. The door fee is expensive though ($70 I think).

Crystal has been reviewed numerous times. . Its not about age, its about knowing how to play. And they are OLDER and the most you will get is a HS.

Much better available.