Streetwalker Reports

[Smiling Fox]

We have often discussed that hard times brings out the girls in all of the neighborhoods.

For example.

The other day I was surfing eastern shore BP, I was planning a visit to OC.

Any way there was a post. I replied. She responded. Turned out that she is from DC doing a photo shoot in Salsbury,

And trying to make a few extra bucks on the side, or on her back. Never did this sorta thing before but a friend suggested it, and blah blah, we all kow the story.

Well she turns out to be a 12 on a scale of 10 and she wants $$$. I may, or may not. But its the same thing.

The other day driving on Joppa Road. By gaucher. Think I got a hairy eye from a really cute lady walking. I tried to turn around. Traffic was tough. By the time I got back she was gone.

Keep that hairy eye out. They walk in hard times, every where.

Smiling Fox, ; }

[Cls9637]

So I've been unable to cruise my usual spots due to some drunk asshole hitting my car and driving off. Insurance won't cover it so I'm screwed till I bu a new beater. Without a car I've been just walking around my neighborhood. And I never noticed it before, but we've got a few SW's right around the corner. Was leaving a liquor store and a cute, tall skinny WSW asked me if I had any change to spare. Told her no, as is my policy whenever anyone on the street asks me for money. She replied with "I give good head" That made me double take and I asked her where. She lead me to backyard that had a mattress and a couch under an awning. .20 for BBBJCIM and I walked home very happy. Asked her if she's the only woman around here that does this and she told me that there are dozens. She's just one of the only 2 or 3 white girls. All that time I've spent wasting gas driving around I coulda just went 3 blocks away!

So where is this neighborhood?

[Lilmills13]

I read about all the stings going on over near pp and conklin, plus saw ton of le over the week. So I wasnt really looking for any fun, but fun found me. I was headed down conklin on my way home when I saw Beth walking down the street. She is a kind of thick WSW about 5'7. I pulled down a side street and she followed me so I pulled over, decided to take a chance. I'm so glad I did. She has a nice look, but some bad teeth well what is left of them. She was very sweet and relaxed. She told me she relapsed, that it was the worst mistake she's made. Anyway I gave her standard rate for a CBJ, it was probably the best CBJ I've ever had. I'm hoping next time its a BBBJ.

[Lombardo]

Ya know Lombardo, sometimes it isn't even about retirement. Sometimes a girl just needs a little fun.

Be Safe

Nothing wrong with that! Some women are lucky they get paid to have fun. Stay safe.

[Charliebeach]

So I've been unable to cruise my usual spots due to some drunk asshole hitting my car and driving off. Insurance won't cover it so I'm screwed till I bu a new beater. Without a car I've been just walking around my neighborhood. And I never noticed it before, but we've got a few SW's right around the corner. Was leaving a liquor store and a cute, tall skinny WSW asked me if I had any change to spare. Told her no, as is my policy whenever anyone on the street asks me for money. She replied with "I give good head" That made me double take and I asked her where. She lead me to backyard that had a mattress and a couch under an awning. .20 for BBBJCIM and I walked home very happy. Asked her if she's the only woman around here that does this and she told me that there are dozens. She's just one of the only 2 or 3 white girls. All that time I've spent wasting gas driving around I coulda just went 3 blocks away!

[Loveliness]

Weather was great yesterday, and the 3 loops packed great merchandise. Saw Ashley on WW (Welcome Back) and a fatty with a short dress, but the fat legs looked attractive. This is one promising summer. Unfourtunately, I have arranged for a BJ from Kristina, so I have to come back for the fattie.

With the Ashley sighting, MsExSW, and Loveliness back from retirement, I would say there is no such thing as SW retirement, and to two loosers who attacked me personally instead of responding to my post, I say look no further than whose back.

Ya know Lombardo, sometimes it isn't even about retirement. Sometimes a girl just needs a little fun.

Be Safe

[Lombardo]

Weather was great yesterday, and the 3 loops packed great merchandise. Saw Ashley on WW (Welcome Back) and a fatty with a short dress, but the fat legs looked attractive. This is one promising summer. Unfourtunately, I have arranged for a BJ from Kristina, so I have to come back for the fattie.

With the Ashley sighting, MsExSW, and Loveliness back from retirement, I would say there is no such thing as SW retirement, and to two loosers who attacked me personally instead of responding to my post, I say look no further than whose back.

[FromUnder]

Found Nicole in Brooklyn 23 yo looks 18 tight package blonde with her hair in a bun went to my spot and she started with a very good BBBJ dt upgraded to FS CG nice shaved kitty and finished with BBBJCIM would repeat for sure.

[Smiling Fox]

It is good to see a post from an old friend. And its good to see you are hittin the puss.

Now is it allow to eat a LBFM. We know we don't eat street meat. But an LBFM. Now surely that could be edible.

Now I told you when you left, that I would be glad to handle your ladies you left behind. And I have searched thru an amazing number of ladies, and none of them have ever heard of you. There was mention of some one named "The Little Red machine", but we determined after much discussion and experiences, that it didn't matter if that was you or not. However all the ladies seemed to agree, that who ever you may be, or was seeing, that I was a much better eater of de puss, than you ever could be. (You know that would be a great contest. Line up the fresh ladies. And have an eat off. An eat off. An eat off.)

Well Big Red, Glad your doing fine. Stay safe out there.

Pass on the ladies you want me to take from you, and I will care for them well.

Smilng Fox, ; }

[Dr.Monger]

Hello, Mongers:

Been a while, but I am still Killing the Pussy. Heading to Bagram Airfield, Afghanistan, will stop off in Dubia and enjoy Eastern European comfort at the Red Square Bar in the Hotel Russia. There are not many paved streets in Afghanistan, ergo no street walkers. You really need a mongers eye to find them under the burkas. Thank God for Philipino work camps, LBFM you know how the Military loves their acronyms = little brown fucking machines.

Big Red in Bagram, This ain't Balmer Dorothy.

I hope my Battle Buddys, Fox and Bench can keep my ladies happy!

BigRed50,

So nice to see you around, and still chasing p*ssy! How much do the LBFM's cost? Lmao.

Dr. Monger

[Joseleche]

Baltimore and montford. The bait is a tall hot blonde wearing dark sunglasses and has a tattoo surrounding her belly button.

I guess the Guy that got busted said something he shouldn't have.

Nice report. I would say he busted because he did not read USASG of to put it better he did not RTFF!

[Blasternot]

Seems like my favorite strip is trying to make a comeback, picked up a WSW on garrison for the first time, said her name was kelly. Never seen her before but a lot if white girls have been out here messin with that dog food lately. Standard. 20 for CBJ.

[Big Red50]

Hello, Mongers:

Been a while, but I am still Killing the Pussy. Heading to Bagram Airfield, Afghanistan, will stop off in Dubia and enjoy Eastern European comfort at the Red Square Bar in the Hotel Russia. There are not many paved streets in Afghanistan, ergo no street walkers. You really need a mongers eye to find them under the burkas. Thank God for Philipino work camps, LBFM you know how the Military loves their acronyms = little brown fucking machines.

Big Red in Bagram, This ain't Balmer Dorothy.

I hope my Battle Buddys, Fox and Bench can keep my ladies happy!

[Deepbam]

Was headed out there now for some takeout; think it's going to be a stay in night instead!

Baltimore and montford. The bait is a tall hot blonde wearing dark sunglasses and has a tattoo surrounding her belly button.

Just watched a Guy get busted about 10 mins ago. I was going to pick her up but something didn't seem right. Cars kept pulling up to her and she wouldn't get in, I just saw them talking.

I guess the Guy that got busted said something he shouldn't have.

It was pretty weird, a silver car possibly a Hyundai pulled in front of the Guy, ULEs jumped out, got him out of his car, threw him into the undercover car and drove into Patterson park. Another cop then drove the guys car into the park.

Cleared the area quick probably because they are going to do more stings there today.

[Loveliness]

Having spent more time with Roxy than anyone else here, I assure you, you are wrong.

Besides, Roxy isn't fat.

Bench

Thank You Too Bench, for sticking up for me.

Loveliness