Massage Parlor Reports

[BigJim4]

If anyone reads his (BigJim4) threads it will be very clear what place he owns! As a first time poster, but a long time mongerer, I have found the posts from honest mongerers to be very accurate, and I like to read all the reviews, because it helps me decide where to end up! After all, we are all too busy to waste our time and money on providers who misrepresent and overcharge for services! That is why I am glad for someone calling him out!

First off mikeJohns41 you joined a few days ago. Are you kidding me? I like Amazing because it's by my job plus they have new talent every few weeks. I've reviewed several places, some I liked and some I did'nt listing pros and cons in most cases. Oh and by the way it's Mongers not mongerer. LOL.

Since your a long time "mongerer" where have you been? Now I'm calling you out "MikeJohns41"

[KKS84]

Funny, when I put 'gunnison' in the search box I came up with my post right away:

http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/sh...on#post1168777

Really, the search is only good for finding a post you've read previously. READ the forum, it pays off. You'll find out where to go to get what you want. The only reason I can think of that someone would just do a search would be if they'd been told to dig up info on a specific place or all the ones in a specific police district, and (having better things to do) just tries to mine the gold than learn about mining.

Pna, thanks for all the help. Obviously I was doing something wrong. I've been on this day in and day out now keeping up to date. Thanks.

[Spoonie]

Hi Folks!

I'm traveling from Moline to Yorkville and Elgin tomorrow for work, and hoping someone can recommend a good massage provider.

[Pna]

Funny, when I put 'gunnison' in the search box I came up with my post right away: http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/sh...on#post1168777

Really, the search is only good for finding a post you've read previously. READ the forum, it pays off. You'll find out where to go to get what you want. The only reason I can think of that someone would just do a search would be if they'd been told to dig up info on a specific place or all the ones in a specific police district, and (having better things to do) just tries to mine the gold than learn about mining.

I'm sorry to upset few people on here but I did try the search and came up with nothing. That's why I asked. I'm still new to this forum so I'd appreciate the patience. Thanks in advance.

[McRider]

http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/thp/2334807082.html

This is a review on Unverisal Salon. Normally, I only do SWs and AMPs but I saw the girls that would be giving me a massage before hand, so I went to their new place. It is a salon. Hands down. But the best thing is it is a salon. Either there are women clients in there or they are not. When I went, there were none (at around 7:30pm)

I paid $50 for an hour and was walked to back of the salon. My therapist was a 7 out of 10. Latina, and Very young looking and spoke good enoungh english that I did not feel out of place (some of the places in the city I swear some of the women just floated here). Well the massage was basic. She is a student at a well known massage school but that place sucks and so did her massage. She is slowly learning the art of teasing but not there. The best thing about her is that she is personalable and very pretty in the face. Should lighten up on the make up considering her age but still she has the normal high end AMP look about her. On the flip, her massage got better. Not just because of the extra (I'm getting to it) but because her little hands know how to work a chest and neck area. She shorted me 15mins of my massage. That sucked.

So we get down to the normal "Little man is standing and she is looking" conversation. She said she is new to this but I think they are all lying working girls (I have so many AMP girls in my phone its amazing the stories I hear) but she knows to use the word "Opations" and attacks my dick like a like it was Nixon after Watergate. She is also smart enough to know not to talk about price (I showed her a business card and everything and she still thought I was a cop). I tip her $50 cause she really did a bang up job. She tells me now that we know each other face to face, everything is on the table for next time. I will see her again, ill pay for the massage but no way will I get it, Ill just bang her for 40mins. I got her phone number and left. If you have a name & number to trade PM me.

Massage 4/10.

Looks 7/10.

Space 5/10.

Extra 8/10 with room to grow.

I went over and wow, that place is pretty wierd. So I appreciate you posting your experience, but I have to say, if anyone is even remotely thinking of going there, here is my experience:

1. Get an appointment after they close (7 pm) because there is no way you want to be in that room when haircuts are being given. The room walls do NOT go to the ceiling, so if you want to hear the next monger talking about how he can't wait for his massage and how much he loves them blah, blah, blah, TOTALLY ruining YOUR session, well then that is the place to go. And during the day? Listening to whoever is in there getting their hair cut? No way, ever.

2. No shower. Nothing, nada, zip. They will give you a wet (it was not even warm) towel to wipe yourself down if you need to (I wanted to clean off my feet as I had showered before coming over.

3. They will tell you it is $50 for an hour, you will lucky if you get 30 minutes. All the while listening to anyone out in the salon (which is about 2 feet away)

4. The girl I had was cute, but maybe a 5 but then again I am picky.

5. It was not a massage as much as a girl that thought pushing hard is giving a massage. But she did try.

6. After rushing me by pointing in hushed voice about the guy waiting (remember, we are 30 minutes into a hour session) over and over, wonders why I am not getting into it. Hugs me on the way out and tells me more is available next time likes me, blah, blah, blah.

7. Did NOT change the linen for the next monger. YUCK! I almost wanted to tell him to RUN but since he could not have any respect and was running his mouth non-stop (in a lout voice) talking to the other girl working the cash register about massage I just left him to fend for himself.

Hope you have a better experience, but I won't be back.

[OPIllini]

Went by Pro Beauty earlier today but the neon open sign was off. I thought they were closed. Then went to Beijing Massage but passed after seeing the woman (way too thin). So I moved on to Linda Spa (4014 Western) and tried it. Masseuse had a decent-looking body though not-so-hot face. .6 for hour massage, more on the light touch side but nevertheless felt nice, even massaged her shoulders for a little while, and nice standard finish. Would repeat.

[Member #4223]

Been going here since Connie was working there and have seen a few different girls over time and have only struck out once with euro girl. Used to really enjoy my time with Aliza, but not sure if she's comin back. Stopped in today and was taken to back room by Linda who is young / pretty and gives a nice massage but didn't make real connection with last time. Got ready for the shower and a different girl takes me in. And I don't think ill be wasting my $ anywhere else. Younger provider with the skills of seasoned vet. Incredible massage with the perfect amount teasing mixed in, really made it seem like I was the only thing that mattered for that hour. Finished with no talk of money, cleaned up oil and continued with more massaging.

I really don't post, but I do check out the site from time to time and appreciate all the info you guys give out but I'm always a little leery about putting info on the board and watching talked about girls go into hiding because of too much attention. So I do apologize for leaving out certain names.

Hope ya alls next massage is as good as my last one was.

[Undie Radar]

I have seen the same thing as Blaster. Search results seem to be in random order, it's been this way since the last big redesign. Is everyone else seeing this or does it look like it has something to do with my account? If it's universal has it been brought to Jackson's attention.

I definitely have to be more forgiving with the RTFFs when you can possibly get several pages of search results that are in no particular order.

I can rarely find what I am looking for with the search function on the forum.

[Nomyud1981]

I once brought a client here and he wasn't pleased. Said they don't have full doors (danger: Jackshack!) , a table shower or even hot under 30 gals.

I saved the business deal by sending a Polish callgirl to his hotel that very night to 'apologize' (no Joke, this is common in some old old-school asian business circles, even in the US)

Sooooo, I wouldn't recommend unless you want a massage and maybe a handshake at most.

Hi everyone,

I'm new to this forum but not new to visiting the spas. So recently I've noticed ads from Gunnison Spa. Any reviews? Tips and or such.

Everything would be greatly appreciated.

[MikeJohns41]

BigJim4 thats your second time asking our opinion on providers posting as mongers AND you just joined the site a month ago. The majority of your posts are about the same place (amazing touch) in addition you have thrown out some wild accusations about Yumi in addition to quoting that she was offering FS. I am beginning to think that you are a provider posing as a monger. Seems to me that all these guys that are claiming Yumi offers FS do a lot of talking and not a lot of responding to PMs or posts questioning that. I went and visited Yumi recently and can tell you that I definitely let her know I was looking for FS and willing to tip well for it and it the offer was not taken.

If anyone reads his (BigJim4) threads it will be very clear what place he owns! As a first time poster, but a long time mongerer, I have found the posts from honest mongerers to be very accurate, and I like to read all the reviews, because it helps me decide where to end up! After all, we are all too busy to waste our time and money on providers who misrepresent and overcharge for services! That is why I am glad for someone calling him out!

[OPIllini]

http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/thp/2334807082.html

She shorted me 15mins of my massage. That sucked.

I know I'm just a rookie when it comes to massage parlors, but I know by reading these forums, at the very minimum you should get all of the time you paid for. I pay for 60 minutes, I expect a full 60. If they don't want to comply I wouldn't leave a tip. Or if I did it'd be really small (like. 1 or. 2 at the most). Mind you I'm not talking about extras, I'm talking about the massage itself.

[HenrySmall]

I have seen the same thing as Blaster. Search results seem to be in random order, it's been this way since the last big redesign. Is everyone else seeing this or does it look like it has something to do with my account? If it's universal has it been brought to Jackson's attention.

I definitely have to be more forgiving with the RTFFs when you can possibly get several pages of search results that are in no particular order.

When your search didn't come up with anything, I hope you at least tried to look for Pna's report once he called you out.

I did a search and found the information. However, for some reason the search no longer lists posts in chronological order. That's kind of odd.

[F Blaster]

I'm sorry to upset few people on here but I did try the search and came up with nothing. That's why I asked. I'm still new to this forum so I'd appreciate the patience. Thanks in advance.

When your search didn't come up with anything, I hope you at least tried to look for Pna's report once he called you out.

I did a search and found the information. However, for some reason the search no longer lists posts in chronological order. That's kind of odd.

[Grateful One]

Oh, I was lucky enough to experience much of the same yesterday.

Called and set up a. 5 massage and TS there, given address and access info. Arrived, hit the buzzer (unmarked). Veronica came out and led me down. You replace the strewn-about and poorly-placed massage paraphernalia with moth cocoons and other disturbing imagery and it felt like I was being led into Buffalo Bill's basement from Lambs (it didn't help that she asked if if I wanted lotion over oil.).

Massage room was adjacent to the manager's, a much better looking African-American girl, but it was weird undressing while they were talking with the door open and myself in plain view. TS is a water-proof, child-sized massage table in a shower room (barely fit on the thing) that has no drainage. Veronica used a loofah so any roaming was completely negated.

Massage was deplorable. She used such legendary techniques as "circular" and "back and forth." And the "extra" she referred to was non-existent, as if simple friction was enough. Srsly, it felt like she was having a seizure instead of performing a controlled motion. And she kept clasping my neck, like she was feeling out if I wanted choking. After I finally DIYed to end the session, she asked if I enjoyed myself. Like she was proud of herself.

Granted, years of Senina and Lisa spoiled me but I will never return to Amazing again. Veronica overall is a 3 (6 for looks. 0 for technique).

Looks like AT has Jumped the Shark,

They had a run for some time and their best are no longer there.

Greed has a strange way to paying itself back.

Have fun and be careful fellow hobbierrrrss!

[OngBak15]

http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/thp/2334807082.html

This is a review on Unverisal Salon. Normally, I only do SWs and AMPs but I saw the girls that would be giving me a massage before hand, so I went to their new place. It is a salon. Hands down. But the best thing is it is a salon. Either there are women clients in there or they are not. When I went, there were none (at around 7:30pm)

I paid $50 for an hour and was walked to back of the salon. My therapist was a 7 out of 10. Latina, and Very young looking and spoke good enoungh english that I did not feel out of place (some of the places in the city I swear some of the women just floated here). Well the massage was basic. She is a student at a well known massage school but that place sucks and so did her massage. She is slowly learning the art of teasing but not there. The best thing about her is that she is personalable and very pretty in the face. Should lighten up on the make up considering her age but still she has the normal high end AMP look about her. On the flip, her massage got better. Not just because of the extra (I'm getting to it) but because her little hands know how to work a chest and neck area. She shorted me 15mins of my massage. That sucked.

So we get down to the normal "Little man is standing and she is looking" conversation. She said she is new to this but I think they are all lying working girls (I have so many AMP girls in my phone its amazing the stories I hear) but she knows to use the word "Opations" and attacks my dick like a like it was Nixon after Watergate. She is also smart enough to know not to talk about price (I showed her a business card and everything and she still thought I was a cop). I tip her $50 cause she really did a bang up job. She tells me now that we know each other face to face, everything is on the table for next time. I will see her again, ill pay for the massage but no way will I get it, Ill just bang her for 40mins. I got her phone number and left. If you have a name & number to trade PM me.

Massage 4/10.

Looks 7/10.

Space 5/10.

Extra 8/10 with room to grow.