Massage Parlor Reports

[HenrySmall]

I have seen the same thing as Blaster. Search results seem to be in random order, it's been this way since the last big redesign. Is everyone else seeing this or does it look like it has something to do with my account? If it's universal has it been brought to Jackson's attention.

I definitely have to be more forgiving with the RTFFs when you can possibly get several pages of search results that are in no particular order.

When your search didn't come up with anything, I hope you at least tried to look for Pna's report once he called you out.

I did a search and found the information. However, for some reason the search no longer lists posts in chronological order. That's kind of odd.

[F Blaster]

I'm sorry to upset few people on here but I did try the search and came up with nothing. That's why I asked. I'm still new to this forum so I'd appreciate the patience. Thanks in advance.

When your search didn't come up with anything, I hope you at least tried to look for Pna's report once he called you out.

I did a search and found the information. However, for some reason the search no longer lists posts in chronological order. That's kind of odd.

[Grateful One]

Oh, I was lucky enough to experience much of the same yesterday.

Called and set up a. 5 massage and TS there, given address and access info. Arrived, hit the buzzer (unmarked). Veronica came out and led me down. You replace the strewn-about and poorly-placed massage paraphernalia with moth cocoons and other disturbing imagery and it felt like I was being led into Buffalo Bill's basement from Lambs (it didn't help that she asked if if I wanted lotion over oil.).

Massage room was adjacent to the manager's, a much better looking African-American girl, but it was weird undressing while they were talking with the door open and myself in plain view. TS is a water-proof, child-sized massage table in a shower room (barely fit on the thing) that has no drainage. Veronica used a loofah so any roaming was completely negated.

Massage was deplorable. She used such legendary techniques as "circular" and "back and forth." And the "extra" she referred to was non-existent, as if simple friction was enough. Srsly, it felt like she was having a seizure instead of performing a controlled motion. And she kept clasping my neck, like she was feeling out if I wanted choking. After I finally DIYed to end the session, she asked if I enjoyed myself. Like she was proud of herself.

Granted, years of Senina and Lisa spoiled me but I will never return to Amazing again. Veronica overall is a 3 (6 for looks. 0 for technique).

Looks like AT has Jumped the Shark,

They had a run for some time and their best are no longer there.

Greed has a strange way to paying itself back.

Have fun and be careful fellow hobbierrrrss!

[OngBak15]

http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/thp/2334807082.html

This is a review on Unverisal Salon. Normally, I only do SWs and AMPs but I saw the girls that would be giving me a massage before hand, so I went to their new place. It is a salon. Hands down. But the best thing is it is a salon. Either there are women clients in there or they are not. When I went, there were none (at around 7:30pm)

I paid $50 for an hour and was walked to back of the salon. My therapist was a 7 out of 10. Latina, and Very young looking and spoke good enoungh english that I did not feel out of place (some of the places in the city I swear some of the women just floated here). Well the massage was basic. She is a student at a well known massage school but that place sucks and so did her massage. She is slowly learning the art of teasing but not there. The best thing about her is that she is personalable and very pretty in the face. Should lighten up on the make up considering her age but still she has the normal high end AMP look about her. On the flip, her massage got better. Not just because of the extra (I'm getting to it) but because her little hands know how to work a chest and neck area. She shorted me 15mins of my massage. That sucked.

So we get down to the normal "Little man is standing and she is looking" conversation. She said she is new to this but I think they are all lying working girls (I have so many AMP girls in my phone its amazing the stories I hear) but she knows to use the word "Opations" and attacks my dick like a like it was Nixon after Watergate. She is also smart enough to know not to talk about price (I showed her a business card and everything and she still thought I was a cop). I tip her $50 cause she really did a bang up job. She tells me now that we know each other face to face, everything is on the table for next time. I will see her again, ill pay for the massage but no way will I get it, Ill just bang her for 40mins. I got her phone number and left. If you have a name & number to trade PM me.

Massage 4/10.

Looks 7/10.

Space 5/10.

Extra 8/10 with room to grow.

[George W. Bush]

felt like I was being led into Buffalo Bill's basement from Lambs

It's when she tells you to put the fucking lotion in the basket you need to start worrying.

[KKS84]

These people can write, why, oh WHY can't they READ. Reported on less than 2 weeks ago. RTFF.

I'm sorry to upset few people on here but I did try the search and came up with nothing. That's why I asked. I'm still new to this forum so I'd appreciate the patience. Thanks in advance.

[Babycash]

www.wix.com/diamondspa/diamondspa. Been there one time had a fat Latina massage was good and a good hand but all the time I see this good looking Latinas any info is there more then a hand pm me please

[Mannameddanger]

Had an hour massage with Veronica at Amazing on Diversey. A waste of time and money.

Oh, I was lucky enough to experience much of the same yesterday.

Called and set up a. 5 massage and TS there, given address and access info. Arrived, hit the buzzer (unmarked). Veronica came out and led me down. You replace the strewn-about and poorly-placed massage paraphernalia with moth cocoons and other disturbing imagery and it felt like I was being led into Buffalo Bill's basement from Lambs (it didn't help that she asked if if I wanted lotion over oil.).

Massage room was adjacent to the manager's, a much better looking African-American girl, but it was weird undressing while they were talking with the door open and myself in plain view. TS is a water-proof, child-sized massage table in a shower room (barely fit on the thing) that has no drainage. Veronica used a loofah so any roaming was completely negated.

Massage was deplorable. She used such legendary techniques as "circular" and "back and forth." And the "extra" she referred to was non-existent, as if simple friction was enough. Srsly, it felt like she was having a seizure instead of performing a controlled motion. And she kept clasping my neck, like she was feeling out if I wanted choking. After I finally DIYed to end the session, she asked if I enjoyed myself. Like she was proud of herself.

Granted, years of Senina and Lisa spoiled me but I will never return to Amazing again. Veronica overall is a 3 (6 for looks. 0 for technique).

[Whisper2000]

I haven't posted in awhile, so I thought I'd post a bit on some of the places that everyone here already knows about. Mostly uninspiring these days.

Eva Taylor.

- Great body, but not worth the money. Terrible massage, horrible personality, really unenthusiastic. Won't ever go again.

3334 Peterson.

- Xixi gives a pretty good massage and ending, but she's demanding for cash.

- the older lady gives a good massage and ending, but not much to look at.

California & Devon.

- Reasonably cute girl, terrible massage, wants a huge tip with lots and lots of up selling. If not for the cost / upsell, I'd probably repeat.

Foster & Lincoln.

- Love this place. Always do the 4 hands. Terrible massage, but the ending is great.


Irving & Central.

- Great place if you like latinas.

Sonia on Foster.

- Works out of a motel. Really nice older lady, but the massage is terrible. She takes the ending seriously, but it just didn't do much for me.

Lawrence & Kimball.

- Tried a few girl there. The massage and ending from all were good.

Touhy & Ridge?

- Latin place. Cute girls. Too much traffic and attention on the street, though.

[Gbaby31]

I have been a semi-regular at Mercy for some time now. The current girl, April, is the best they have had in quite a while. If you are okay with standard happy service, I give her my highest recommendation. Great massage, youngish for a Chicago MP, good personality, and a cute girl with a great body.

How about the rates? Same as ruby?

[Member #5324]

I have been a semi-regular at Mercy for some time now. The current girl, April, is the best they have had in quite a while. If you are okay with standard happy service, I give her my highest recommendation. Great massage, youngish for a Chicago MP, good personality, and a cute girl with a great body.

[CottonPanty]

http://www.pioneerlocal.com/evanston/news/3159426, ev-prostitution-arrests-041811-s1. Article.

I know it's not the city but it's close! Damn, I was about to try them soon too.

[Mr Mister]

I chose ROSE. She's a definite BBW. I paid the $ for an HOUR. After waiting for a couple minutes naked and cold she decided to saunter in. About 2 minutes into the massage her phone rang. Tantra with a ringing phone? Not too relaxing. She excused herself and came back a couple minutes later.

She then said "the tantra portion of the massage will begin". She popped her top and oiled up her massive tits. Normally I like nice tits sliding over me. Here's the problem, I have to go back to work. I don't need her oily tits soaking my hair with baby oil. YUCK. A few minutes later I sit up. Which was pretty good, creative even. Options are $.5 to remove the pants, $.5 for a hand shake and $$ full service. Then on my back and we finish up. She brings a hot hand towel for the oil abatement program. I get dressed and wait. F* this I toss $.2 on the table and walk out.

Why only $.2 on the table instead of agreed upon tip?

1. This cow oil soaked my hair.

2. She answered a RINGING not vibrating phone (like it makes a difference) during a BS tantra session.

3. From parking my car to driving off in my car was under 30 minutes. I paid for an hour.

4. TANTRA MY ASS. In fact my ass was hardly touched. My kundalini and Chikras are all screwed up after leaving that place.

On a side note, as in any other business, I'm the customer. I'm paying for a service. You don't deliver the service, I don't deliver the cash. I say this because I know some folks here will be inflamed by this report. All of you guys who say,"treat her right", or "she's special". Baloney. They are working girls.

I tried to make an appointment on Monday with Amanda and was told she'll be out for 2 weeks because she's on Vacation. I decided to try Rose at Amazing and she was awesome. She did my ending in Russian-What a treat!

As I was leaving I saw this BBW named Jazz and she looked like she was rocking sum double EE's. If you like mamms try Rose or Jazz.

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[Gary Man]

FYI:

Sun-times reporting Carnation spa was busted by Evanston PD.

Police had received anonymous complaints regarding illegal sexual conduct.

Detectives began an undercover operation, posed as customers and learned that sex acts were being offered and performed, the release said. The conduct involved 'inappropriate physical contact with customers.

44 and 48 yr old Chinese gals arrested.

[Pna]

These people can write, why, oh WHY can't they READ. Reported on less than 2 weeks ago. RTFF.

Hi everyone,

I'm new to this forum but not new to visiting the spas. So recently I've noticed ads from Gunnison Spa. Any reviews? Tips and or such.

Everything would be greatly appreciated.