Massage Parlor Reports

**Ilapp** · 04-13-11 15:57

Originally Posted by Prince Numenor [View Original Post]

A good man and a brilliant writer. Last email I had from him was he was planning a visit to the Pi after an online relationship with a filipina. Fatal I'm afraid- particularly for lonely men. Tell a filipina you love her and go to mass once and you've got her for life- LOL! Though there are some very attractive filipinas- maybe a trip to Angeles City beckons.

N.

I was worried for a long time because I hooked him up with his first full blown escort after years and years of mp / AMP for BB. Thought I might have ruined it all for him, but same last mail said he was fine and off to something different- hope he is well Maybe we should take to wearing cowboy hats to AMPs and see if word about it gets around.

**Cleanfun4** · 04-13-11 15:39

Originally Posted by I Love HJs [View Original Post]

I left a very unhappy man. Really weak massage and when I hinted at finishing the massage properly, I go a "nononono." Then I just came out and offered $40, just to see if she'd bite."nonononon". She was having NO part of anything extra. Guess I TOFTT, cause it was the worst experience I've had at a massage place.

Well. I just had to go check this place out a few weeks back. T. Was not quite what I expected, but not bad for AMP in indy. Got a suprizingly good massage on the back that really worked some kinks out. The rest was pretty standard fare, but T seemed pretty into it (at least kept up the act in the spirit of great customer service). Acted like she wanted me to stick around for more, but my damn phone kept vibrating and I felt pressed to go. Twice before I was done dressing, she came over and pecked me on the last place she kneaded the kinks out, promising I'd really enjoy the service next time.

So. I went back two days ago all wound up. Called ahead, she remembered me and acted excited, then it all went south. Lousy massage, really. Unenthusiastic about anything (except the tip). So-so finish. Tried to remind her of all the fun we were supposed to be having, and hitting a solid wall. All in all, strongly wishing I would have spent my money on fish-and-chips to try out the new server.

Just goes to show YMMV, even with the same people on different days!

**Prince Numenor** · 04-13-11 13:43

A good man and a brilliant writer. Last email I had from him was he was planning a visit to the Pi after an online relationship with a filipina. Fatal I'm afraid- particularly for lonely men. Tell a filipina you love her and go to mass once and you've got her for life- LOL! Though there are some very attractive filipinas- maybe a trip to Angeles City beckons.

N.

Originally Posted by Ilapp [View Original Post]

Just all in good fun friend, ways to beat the boredom. I do miss the legend that was Buster. I used to think early on I was clever and cute with references that were good but cryptic, and wasnt so much to avoid LE info, but just a mental exercise, and then along came my old friend buster, cowboy hat and all. I had to read and think and read again and think some more when he made a report, absolutely loved it and the longer it took me to figure it out the more I loved it. Who else could work a Schwanns delivery truck into an AMP report, brilliant.

**Ilapp** · 04-13-11 00:50

Originally Posted by Prince Numenor [View Original Post]

How much help do you guys need? Thanks Ilapp!

N.

Just all in good fun friend, ways to beat the boredom. I do miss the legend that was Buster. I used to think early on I was clever and cute with references that were good but cryptic, and wasnt so much to avoid LE info, but just a mental exercise, and then along came my old friend buster, cowboy hat and all. I had to read and think and read again and think some more when he made a report, absolutely loved it and the longer it took me to figure it out the more I loved it. Who else could work a Schwanns delivery truck into an AMP report, brilliant.

**Prince Numenor** · 04-12-11 20:21

Anybody seen Cheyenne? I love her eyes. Info would be appreciated. Thanks.

N

**Prince Numenor** · 04-12-11 20:19

How much help do you guys need? Thanks Ilapp!

N.

Originally Posted by Ilapp [View Original Post]

But then I love asian tacos, no matter what the smell.

**Ilapp** · 04-12-11 15:11

Originally Posted by Ineedsex15 [View Original Post]

I usually am a good detective when it comes to finding places but this one has me stumped can someone give me another clue or PM me with location?

But then I love asian tacos, no matter what the smell.

**Rajohn115** · 04-12-11 12:46

I went by an an old neighborhood haunt recently reopened. Staff was friendly but would not talk much. Service was fair overall but staff was attentive to the details. Left satisfied, but not my 1st choice. Worth a visit but likely won't be a regular.

**Ineedsex15** · 04-12-11 03:32

Originally Posted by Indplsgent4fu [View Original Post]

Near Jordans

I usually am a good detective when it comes to finding places but this one has me stumped can someone give me another clue or PM me with location?

**I Love HJs** · 04-11-11 18:23

Originally Posted by Indysexlvr [View Original Post]

I paid a visit to the massage joint behind Washington Square mall and it is worth a visit. I left a happy man.

I left a very unhappy man. Really weak massage and when I hinted at finishing the massage properly, I go a "nononono." Then I just came out and offered $40, just to see if she'd bite."nonononon". She was having NO part of anything extra. Guess I TOFTT, cause it was the worst experience I've had at a massage place.

**Neaseman** · 04-11-11 15:01

Originally Posted by Indplsgent4fu [View Original Post]

Near Jordans

I had the opportunity to see her this afternoon. Super nice, friendly, and the french lesson was great. Glad she is open because it is extremely close to work. I thought her pricing was excellent for the extras.

**Indplsgent4fu** · 04-11-11 14:44

Originally Posted by Niceguy52 [View Original Post]

Are you referring to the Northside flower shop.

Near Jordans

**Motoben560** · 04-11-11 12:54

Originally Posted by Stingray007 [View Original Post]

I agree with previous statements. The Esalen massage is a unique experience. Unbelievably relaxing and sensual. Even though I love happy endings, I find this massage to be very satisfying without one. You should give it a try.

I see Linda rather regularly and I agree as well. She'll let you go undraped and I find her technique very relaxing. But no extras.

**Nobsnindy** · 04-11-11 11:33

I have really messed myself up now. After my experiences here in Indy, I wanted to try a little mongering while on vacation. Let's just say not only was I on vacation from work, I was on vacation from the nuisances and struggles of finding a fun provider in the midwest. AMP's all had full menu's and no guess work involved, unrushed with showers and plenty of options within 10 miles. We all know the difference is local lawmakers and uncle that put providers in a situation to do triple checks. The $600 airfare is almost worth it to escape, now if only I could get more vacation time.

**NiceGuy52** · 04-11-11 08:22

Are you referring to the Northside flower shop.

Originally Posted by Indplsgent4fu [View Original Post]

Again. The first time was great but the sequel was even better. She looks to me in her 30's, slender, and VERY friendly. She doesn't understand much English but it seems her French is very good AND she didn't feel the need for a translator. I was relishing the experience just like a cup of Folger's coffee. Good to the last drop.