Streetwalker Reports

[Baltimonger]

Got Melanie at Carey & Carroll the other night. Body good, face not so good. Best cocksucking skills I've had in a long time. I fingered her snatch and it was tight and inviting. I will have to upgrade if I see her again.

[FromUnder]

Went cruising the WW Saturday after blanking out in Brooklyn nothing much happening the only thing I saw was Britney hadn't seen her in awhile so I thought I'd give it a go. After a lackluster BJ went for FS she was kind of dry so I went back to a lame BJ I was getting a little frustrated so I started helping her out by pushing her head slightly at first so when she didn't resist or complain went into a full on face fuck and she took it like a champ deep no complaining no backing off. After that performance I will be looking for her again.

[Drpmd]

Beautiful shots of Amber, and your right, she was going down the wrong road there for a while, I am glad she got cleaned up and stays that way for her kid. Last I heard she was staying with her sister? Looks like she got her hair cut shorter too in the pictures.

First of all, let me express how happy I am that Amber.

Has stayed away form drugs and the! Cks this long. The few paid for sessions with her were always above average, especially when Amber was new to the streets. I remember one day when I asked her to talk dirty to me, and she paused then looked seriously at me and said: listen, I want to tell you something. I want you to fuck the shit out of me. Now.

My bet that she will be sucking the! Ck again by Summer is off, but I promise to post links to full car action if she returns to the streets (sorry, posting action in private places is against the law. Without her permission). For the curious, she is still recovering at a facility in Batimore, mother and baby are fine, baby now 6 months old. The BF (father) Jeff who lives in a nice house in Columbia, yet pays starving artist child support, less than $200. I am not sure if it was good or bad for her getting knocked up, but the man changed her life, and now responsible for doing the right thing. Hope he mans up to it.

Finally, I leave everyone with mugshots of Amber.

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[Drofnalb]

I have never heard of a relationship with a sex worker turning out well.
I had been tempted in years gone by, and have kept in touch with some over text.
But even the ones I kept in touch with, who are trying to do better in life tend to have lives that are in shambles.

It is not good for you to get tied up in the complications that are inevitable.

It is also not good for you to empty your bank account (bail money, medical bills, etc.) on someone who is likely to be super unstable.

That being said; I needed to go to the city today, I was driving down Wilkens on my way out and the streets were flooded with above average quality. One lady approached me speaking the Queen's Engligh and looking very clean and proper. I look around and see LE everywhere, I decide that this must be sting day.

Anyways I have been retired for more than a year, did not feel the need to relapse today.

[Dr.Monger]

Well I've been trying to hunt Jena down for 4 days now and no luck. But I did run into a nice girl with amazing BBBJ skills. Her name is Tara, she said she use to be a school teacher in Columbia until she got fired for drugs or something like that. It was a odd but new story. Whether I believe it or not. I do recall hearing about a story of a teacher from Howard county getting fired for working off craigslist. Well anyway I picked Tara up on conkling early afternoon she was very nervous at first, said she doesn't do this often but needs money to pay the rent. After her nerves settled down she was very sweet and laid back. I would definitely repeat again.

I think she may have danced on the Block at one point, at the Plaza. The name and story sounds familiar.

Dr. Monger

[Lombardo]

Not sure who may remember some posts (see the message above as a reminder) from way back around 05-09-09 when I set the board on fire talking about a SW I had met and fell in love with and got her to fall in love with me named Amber. Well I received dozens of messages about the post with many challenging the authenticy of the story and I just thought for anyone who may care (most probably have forgotten by now) the conclusion to that so-called Fairy tale.

At this point I could show her pictures and out her real name as her and I are no longer. Shortly after her and I had gotten together during that magical summer of '09' I found out that she was still married and that her husband had forced her to walk the streets (can you believe the creep). Anyway, she was maybe all of 22 something years old, and I may have been the first guy to really show her what true-love is since all she had to compare was the way her so-called husband had treated her. To make a long story short, she moved back to her small town to attempt to get a divorce with her husband in which he didn't let her get out of the marriage as he would not agree to filing the papers. The poor girl did everything to make the guy hate her but nothing worked. Anyway, I began traveling around the country for work as well as she did and we stayed in touch by email and phone for a whole year. As of last October 2010, I traveled to her small town to visit her after not seeing her for over a year and the girl had put on alot of weight and did not appear her usual voluptuous self. So we did some reunited earthshaking lovemaking as usual however the fireworks weren't there like they were the year earlier. It soon came time when I had to move on from the town and I somewhat had rushed to get out of the place as fast as I could because I was on a time crunch. The way I rushed to leave I think I gave her the wrong impression that I was running away from her which I wasn't. Nevertheless, all of my subsequent phone calls and emails from that date have not been returned or answered by her.

I apologized her for what-ever it was that I may have done to offend her, however I never heard anything form her.

So at this point I still don't know what happened to my poor long lost love now and her phone has since been disconnected. So ends the romantic usasexguide fairytale / pretty-woman-esque story in which it doesn't have the happy ending as the story-books and movies have. This story is and was real fellas, and it had a real-life ending- the guy doesn't get the girl in the end. So I not only lost her, but I lost the other woman who was a great woman that I gave up to be with Amber the SW, and I now regret having made the decision of giving up the first woman as she was the greatest marriage material I may have ever met even though sex with her was like making love to a cadaver. So concludes this chapter in the book of life of ldonshoots. I really need to start my own thread as I have so many crazy mongering stories- you guys would really enjoy the crazy stuff I have been through.

Good-night, Good-luck, and stay safe everyone.

I am sure if I should sympathize with you, or laugh at you. If you loved her for her fuck! Ing skills, then you were in love with a pussy, and if you loved her for her personality, then you were in love with a crack hooker. But I feel what you are going through because I had done the same. Wife gives worst BJ, just lays there, and anal is not up for discussion. Luckily, $20 gets me the best CBJ in Baltimore, $50 gets me where the sun does not shine, then a $20 bouquet of flowers gets me breakfast and newspaper in bed and a terrible BJ from the wife.

I have gone long sessions with SW when the wife was out of town, even overnight 10-starts CL and now BP, but cannot hold any meaningful conversation except with the wife who secretly counts condoms upon her return. I think I would enjoy conversatio of a SW if we did some H or at least weed together, but I am not into that.

Then we read about Romeo of SW, who pays to get laid, yeah, right.

[ldonshoots]

Thanks fellas for the positive comments and good words of advice. As far as for the nay-sayers and doubting thomas-s' I think the wise ol' grand-master jedi-monger Benchseats Rock said it best "There is nothing you can do". At least on this post. If I was to show you her AD' and my cellphone billing statement with the amount of calls from her number that may convince some of you but then the naysayers and doubting thomases would just say. Well you doctored the photos. Then I could have Dr. Monger and Nat Zass meet me and Amber and hear the story first hand for themselves and see if it holds up to their truth or busllshit meter but I doubt if that would work because they would then say I paid some SW to tell them what I wanted her to say. The story is even better than what I could even write on here and the stuff I would tell you. Then you guys would say dam- no one could make all that stuff up- even if I had Stephen Kings power of imagination in writing short stories.

So anyway I'm just speaking my peace here and defending my good name on this board. I'm not changing it and I'm not changing my writing style because I have no reason to. I can sleep at night and have no worries on my conscious that I ran any bullshit story on here because my sore ass dick sure knows the truth from banging this poor girl out for 5hrs last night. And on the by and by my name is "l" (as in EL) spanish for "the", and "Don" as in Don Juan. Thats why Amber fell in love with me because I am a very charming ladies man and she said I was the sweetest man she ever met. I still open doors for woman, pull out chairs for them before sitting down, I'm in my 30's but look 25 and have the body of a lean-mean Marine fighting and sex machine from being in the military and working out.

Plus Amber said she had a thing for men in the service as her father and uncle were service men. So there were reasons for her to first say she think she may be in love with me after 1 date and 2 great hot fucks that blew her mind and left her dripping with cum like never before. Plus the girl is young from a town with only 2 traffic lights in the whole place and people dress up to go out to the walmart which is the big thing in her town from what she told me. What would you think would happen to some youngSW who came up on a professional mongering ladies man like me- and I do get compliments from woman that I am sexy and why am I mongering and don't I have a girl? I do have a woman whom I can't live with until I'm married for your information Mr Smiling Fox. I was just too much for this poor girl Amber. Shit I got lines that just gas a young woman's mind faster than a hot air balloon too.

And as for the Horsetrader comment about "Mongers don't think like monogamous people." I know what you were trying to insinuate on the sly. Shit if I really thought like a monogamous man why the hell would I be mongering with a SW in the first place. Have you ever heard of the saying "Higamous, hogamous men are polygamous women are monogamous.". I may get married but I don't ever think I would ever be monogamus (however I will make sure I play safe so I don't give my wife something that I can't reasonably explain how she got it- if you can insinuate what that means).

So anyway Amber and I had a great time last night- again with some even crazier twists to this story but I will save that for later on another forum. I think I may just may take up DJ Hunter's idea about starting a thread under the General Reports called "The Great Adventures with ldonshoots and Amber". And I will write that biopic movie script for you yet Nat Zass and I won't even charge you to go see it because I will give you a part to be in the movie as the villian who doubted my story and I had to go out to prove you wrong in the end and come out as the hero for all the good mongers on this forum like G Dose, Rut Roh, Eddog, DJ Hunter, NahHe, Smiling Fox, Sleepingbag, and the great Benchseats Rock.

This is the EL "l" Don signing off for now. And will Strike Back like Vader with the irrefutable proof soon. In the meantime watch for that new thread because the story gets even better and you guys don't want to miss hearing about what happened to me last night and this morning with Amber- oh man.

Not sure who may remember some posts (see the message above as a reminder) from way back around 05-09-09 when I set the board on fire talking about a SW I had met and fell in love with and got her to fall in love with me named Amber. Well I received dozens of messages about the post with many challenging the authenticy of the story and I just thought for anyone who may care (most probably have forgotten by now) the conclusion to that so-called Fairy tale.

At this point I could show her pictures and out her real name as her and I are no longer. Shortly after her and I had gotten together during that magical summer of '09' I found out that she was still married and that her husband had forced her to walk the streets (can you believe the creep). Anyway, she was maybe all of 22 something years old, and I may have been the first guy to really show her what true-love is since all she had to compare was the way her so-called husband had treated her. To make a long story short, she moved back to her small town to attempt to get a divorce with her husband in which he didn't let her get out of the marriage as he would not agree to filing the papers. The poor girl did everything to make the guy hate her but nothing worked. Anyway, I began traveling around the country for work as well as she did and we stayed in touch by email and phone for a whole year. As of last October 2010, I traveled to her small town to visit her after not seeing her for over a year and the girl had put on alot of weight and did not appear her usual voluptuous self. So we did some reunited earthshaking lovemaking as usual however the fireworks weren't there like they were the year earlier. It soon came time when I had to move on from the town and I somewhat had rushed to get out of the place as fast as I could because I was on a time crunch. The way I rushed to leave I think I gave her the wrong impression that I was running away from her which I wasn't. Nevertheless, all of my subsequent phone calls and emails from that date have not been returned or answered by her.

I apologized her for what-ever it was that I may have done to offend her, however I never heard anything form her.

So at this point I still don't know what happened to my poor long lost love now and her phone has since been disconnected. So ends the romantic usasexguide fairytale / pretty-woman-esque story in which it doesn't have the happy ending as the story-books and movies have. This story is and was real fellas, and it had a real-life ending- the guy doesn't get the girl in the end. So I not only lost her, but I lost the other woman who was a great woman that I gave up to be with Amber the SW, and I now regret having made the decision of giving up the first woman as she was the greatest marriage material I may have ever met even though sex with her was like making love to a cadaver. So concludes this chapter in the book of life of ldonshoots. I really need to start my own thread as I have so many crazy mongering stories- you guys would really enjoy the crazy stuff I have been through.

Good-night, Good-luck, and stay safe everyone.

[FromUnder]

It would be your loss, then, because that girl can get bizaaay.

I after reading your post #5706 I don't think I can give your opinion much merit but thanks anyway. I know most SWs in the area have them but visible scars and scabs are a turn off to me as well as those swollen up hands many of the girls have. I don't care how good the service is or could be with them that is just a deal breaker for me.

[Cls9637]

It would be your loss, then, because that girl can get bizaaay.

Couldn't have said it better myself. She is a lot of fun!

[FromUnder]

Ran into Sarah 25 yo on Pontiac pretty face and a little on the thick side but not fat and has a real nice ass, she looked familliar but I couldn't pinpoint from where. Says she is from the East side but had just moved to Brooklyn and said she lived alone and could go to her place I got a good vibe from her so I agreed as we parked in front of her place she said she would discuss $ when we got inside I told her lets discuss it now she said. 25 or. 40 FS I was thinking FS but I mentioned to her I was not sure I had enough as I was reaching for my $ she said. 30 was ok and I counted. 28 and to my surprise she said that would be good. I'm thinking to myself something is not right maybe she was all acared up or something. To my surprise her house was very clean and nicely furnished when we went to her roon and got undressed very nice boobs and no scars or marks on her started with a nice BBBJ and she told me she likes K9 so did it up very good service and pleasant girl. I'm thinking I'm getting digets and before I could ask she said she has a BF and a sugar daddy and can't give out her number oh well got one of the best deals ever would repat and pay standard tuition if I see her again.

[FromUnder]

Picked up Sandy on Pontiac 30 YO pretty face alright bod pleasant and clean, after driving to the spot no $ was discussed I proceed to the spot after a quick game of are you a cop she just sits there not starting anything asked her what the problem was but I knew she was just waiting for me to agree on a price so I told her. 20 for a BJ she asked me to take her back so we agreed on. 40 for FS but we would start with a BJ and would give her a tip if it was good or maybe upgrade to FS, BJ was ok upgraded to FS which was good CG then mish it was just a little awkward in my vehicle so I ended up with a BBBJCIM, would maybe repeat.

[FromUnder]

I've been on a mongering binge for the past couple weeks now it is time to do somer reporting, I found Trixie 19 yo spinner walking down potapsco walking towards Fairhaven hooked up with her 3 nights in a row 1st night went to spot looking for FS but realized after the fact that I had no condoms opted for BBBJCIM average service standard tuition, next night was prepaired and went for FS nice tight little package with her seeming like she was getting into it. This girl reminds me of Britany from WW in the personality sense she does not have much to say and is very quite. 3rd night went for a BBBJ again which was better than the 1st night but I think I am done with her for awhile since I have found some other good finds that I will report on later.

[Kim Park]

Picked up Sherry WSW at Pontiac. She looked nice from a far but was much older when she sat down. Proceeded to receive orals from her and she went manual after 10 min top. She couldn't finish the job so I gave her no tip and dropped her off. Nice attitude. Will definitely not repeat.

[Lombardo]

Has anyone seen my friend shown in the picture? Name starts with K, not C. She was in rehab and has a BF. If you know her you cannot miss the large tattoo on the side, as shown. She keeps low profile for reasons I respect, so I cannot show face. Blond, slim, well composed and nice. Reward in the form of comparable leads.

[Lombardo]

First of all, let me express how happy I am that Amber.

Has stayed away form drugs and the! Cks this long. The few paid for sessions with her were always above average, especially when Amber was new to the streets. I remember one day when I asked her to talk dirty to me, and she paused then looked seriously at me and said: listen, I want to tell you something. I want you to fuck the shit out of me. Now.

My bet that she will be sucking the! Ck again by Summer is off, but I promise to post links to full car action if she returns to the streets (sorry, posting action in private places is against the law. Without her permission). For the curious, she is still recovering at a facility in Batimore, mother and baby are fine, baby now 6 months old. The BF (father) Jeff who lives in a nice house in Columbia, yet pays starving artist child support, less than $200. I am not sure if it was good or bad for her getting knocked up, but the man changed her life, and now responsible for doing the right thing. Hope he mans up to it.

Finally, I leave everyone with mugshots of Amber.