Massage Parlor Reports

**Wahooboy94** · 04-10-11 01:21

This is the first time I have visited three (3) AMPs in one day. M&M, NSP than Soft Touch.

Approximately 3. 4 years ago I was a regular at Soft Touch. Oh, how I miss May and to a much lesser degree, Happy.

Anyway, I get there and am greeted by Sarah. Pretty quiet in the facility. It is the end of the day, folks are leaving the office park and Soft Touch wasn't seeing any customers at this hour.

TS setup looks the same as I remembered it. Sarah does a fine job, dries me off and back to the room.

Massage is good. Prior to the flip, a lot of teasing. If I hadn't finally turned over on my own initiative, I might still be there. Sarah took her time on the standard finish which I appreciated. Brings in the hot towels, helps me dress and tells me to come back and see her. Overall a good visit.

**Wahooboy94** · 04-10-11 01:14

Okay, having just left M&M but wanting more out of the experience, decided to run by NSP which I had put on my "do not visit" list for the past three months.

With my fingers crossed, I arrive at NSP where I am greeted by Tina. Takes me up and to my room. Tells me there is a new girl. I'm interested but uncertain. Tina tells me to try the new girl today. Okay.

Let me just say the "new girl" was awful. After the TS I could tell that this was not going to be a good visit. We return to the room where I thank the provider and try to explain that while I appreciated the TS, I was electing to end the visit. As I dress, Tina returns to the room concerned. I tell Tina that this was not a good visit and I had decided to leave early instead of going forward with the rest of the stay. I tell Tina to keep the house money and that I would come back at a future date. Tina offers to take my appointment but I decline and tell her not to worry, I would come back at another time.

So disappointing.

**Wahooboy94** · 04-10-11 01:05

Alrighty. In the past week I had hit H&H in DC (really my 1st stop. You can see the review in the DC pages) followed by Papaya in Tysons.

For #2 in VA, decided to try M&M which has been advertising on Craigslist and elsewhere I suppose. M&M is literally in my neighborhood off of Franconia which kind of surprises me since I'm use to seeing AMPs on the other side of 95.

Anyway, I hadn't seen much in the way of reviews and decided to take one for the team.

Up the steps and into the building (love a discrete entrance) where I bounded up the stairs to the main entrance. Greeted by a very nice gal at the front door. Seemed a bit young to be a mamasan. But friendly and seemed to be excited to have a customer.

Takes me to my room. Little kitchenette area along the main hallway area. Facilities look nice, fairly new and clean. I pay for an hour and wait for my provider.

In comes Gina (sp?). Gina looks a tad older (late 40s or early 50s?) but has a very nice smile and is very friendly.

To the TS. Does a nice job, cleans all the areas, dries me off and back to the room.

Massage was quite excellent. I asked for medium to strong; at times it almost hurt. Good pain I think. Anyway, excellent massage. At the end, she tells me the massage is over but gestures at "you know who" and offers to complete the session. I thank her but decline. The massage was excellent, but I had decided that would be enough and since I had the time, maybe I would visit another establishment.

Overall, great massage. As I walked out the door and got in my car, another hobbyist showed up and ran right in after me. They must be doing something right.

**Wahooboy94** · 04-10-11 00:48

Having time and money to burn, I finally made it back to Papaya earlier this week after, geez, probably 6. 8 months. Last visit was very good but with my normal haunts being around Springfield, I don't get out to the Tysons area very often.

Anyway, I jet out to Papaya. Looking forward to it very much. I believe the reviews as of late have been good. Greeted by Mamasan who didn't seem terribly excited and escorts me to my room.

After 10. 15 minutes of waiting, my provider comes in. Maybe late 20s or 30s, very curvy, very pretty in my eyes and wearing a very tight and short dress. Believe her name was Haley or something along those lines.

To the shower where she gives me a fairly standard TS. Back to the room for what is actually a pretty good and strong massage. I flip over and she commences with the standard finish.

Overall, the visit was fine. I was hoping it would be higher quality. I liked Haley very much, thought she was quite lovely and delivered a very good massage. Would I go back? Maybe down the road. I don't think I'll be racing back anytime soon.

**Pilot Aviator** · 04-09-11 22:38

I've read how several have report falling in love with one of these really nice ladies.

Well, I'm not in love, but I have found I really like my therapist. I really look forward to my usual visits and really great massages et al. And. (although I am not partucularly gullible). I like to believe she really misses me (like she tells me she does).

The facility is not the newest. But is a very good place.

The TS. Excellent (but not as big as a Castle.

I'm treated better than a Prince. And the taste is better than a basket of Peaches, Apples, or the fruits of Asia.

The massage is much more Comfortable than a Therapeutic Massaggi.

I could go on. But I will close saying a MMS that knows my name, standard rates, the TIP is up to me.

Always be nice to the ladies.

I saw mine twice. And it is still early April.

PA.

Less talk on the amount of tips, more posts with intel. And for any that don't know where and who, it is only because you've not done any homework

**Volvos40** · 04-09-11 21:03

Had the same deal (inside) last year. But didn't know how to describe the 'cake wrap'. I'll never go back.

Originally Posted by Miketastic69 [View Original Post]

First of all, I got the scare of my life when I walked out of there there was a panel van with 2 guys sitting there appeared to be watching the door when I came out. I just knew it was LEO and they had my tag. There not much around that place so I had no choice but to jump in my car. I deliberately drove past them and it appeared to be two guys eating lunch in the van and shooting the sh. Its been about 2-weeks and I haven't got a knock on my door so I must just be paranoid.

Drew a 20ish fit korean girl with tiny A's. She was a cute as they come. I knew this was not going to be too fun just on age and my perception of experience. TS was nice and not too much roaming. I was told to "stop you're going to get me wet!" I was put off by the attitude.

Massage was pretty good, and long. It took damn near an hour just on the massage even though the TS was nearly 20 minutes. So I am an hour and 10 minutes into the session when the flip came. She starts fingernail stroking my legs and asks. What do I want? I saide everyting. She said 1. 0 and left. She returned disrobed and pulled out plastic cake wrap. She went for a CBJ with the cake wrap. Let me roam all over and play. However there was no FS and cake wrap made me feel awkward. She finally gave up (pretty quickly) and gave me an uninspired HJ. Once she gave up she didn't want me to roam any more.

What a disappointment. The upsell was for FS and then nothing but a fake CBJ with kitchen supplies and an uninspired HJ with an attitude.

8/1. 0 9appearance / 5service

**DeuceSlim** · 04-09-11 19:28

Originally Posted by Pcpc1688 [View Original Post]

Ahh Duece, I have been on this board for a long time. So you can take that patronizing shit elsewhere.

Bunker, pm me those 1. 2 choices as I always like a good massagi.

PC out

I'm sorry. I thought saying "I kid" was clue enough that I was joking.

**Pcpc1688** · 04-09-11 18:44

Originally Posted by DeuceSlim [View Original Post]

Hi,

Welcome to Northern Virginia. How long will you be staying?

I kid.

Somewhat.

Ahh Duece, I have been on this board for a long time. So you can take that patronizing shit elsewhere.

Bunker, pm me those 1. 2 choices as I always like a good massagi.

PC out

**JujuFace** · 04-09-11 18:15

I've been looking around the forum for a while, and I think I'm ready to go and try a place I've heard good things about.

Only thing thats been holding me back is that they might ask me for my I'd. I'm 21, and I don't look any younger or older than 21 but I just don't feel comfortable showing my I'd with my name and home address on it if they ask. Has anyone around my age tried this before? If not, do you think it's worth a try or will they definitely ask for proof?

Sorry if I shouldn't be posting questions without posting reviews first, I just couldn't find an answer to this anywhere else

**Brutal One** · 04-09-11 16:05

Saw this ad and thought it might be the Thai place why'all have been posting about. It wasnt. .

GORGEOUS THAI ASIAN bust 36-26-36, 115lbs. 5ft. Offer sensuous full body massage. Combination relaxing and relieves your stress by soft and sweet body hand magic touch. 10:30am-9:30pm.

Definitely not 115 pounds, and those are NOT her measurements. Older thai lady. Mid 40's maybe. More of a body rub than a massage. Gave a really nice ball massage along with the standard NoVa finish. All in 120. Would I repeat? Probably not. I was looking for a young hot thai girl.

**Miketastic69** · 04-09-11 10:37

Saw the ads in BP and other places and thought I would give it a try. They post an address, so I was shocked when I pulled up at an apartment complex. The address on the ad was for an entire set of building so I had no clue where the place was. I went back and looked at the ad again and it gave a number. I called and they guided me to an apartment.

Nice quite aparment on the lake. Beautiful mid-20's thick girl with long braids like Heidi, but she was latina dressed in nurses scrubs like a dental technician. She had me put the fee in an envelope and drop it into a basket. 1.2 and agot comfy.

Ok massage with no roaming at all. She wore the scrubs the whole time and I could only see a figure with a beautiful face up top. On the flip, she asked if she could get comfy too. I said hell yeah! She pulled off her top and had huge DD's that were still firm from youth and a six-pack abs on top of her curvy waist and ass. I never saw a girl have a six pack abs before surrounded by such a thick body. She was perfect. However, no FS. Only a lot of roaming and an unispired HJ. Not rushed, but I could not get off because something felt off. I practically begged for FS and at that point would ahve paid any price, but FS was not on the menu (and she kept watching the door as if someone were watching). I finally got done, she washed me up and helped me get dressed. She put the scrubs back on and escorted me to the door. She gave me a dfk like I was her boyfriend at the door and said "I made her so wet!" WTF? Then why no FS? I asked her and she gave me a lame excuse in that the service was supposed to be therapeutic and what she did in providing the Nova finish could get her fired. BS!

1. 2.6 tip 10 appearance / 7service. FS would have made it a 10 on service. This chick is better looking than the picture on BP, but the service was blah!

**Miketastic69** · 04-09-11 10:24

First of all, I got the scare of my life when I walked out of there there was a panel van with 2 guys sitting there appeared to be watching the door when I came out. I just knew it was LEO and they had my tag. There not much around that place so I had no choice but to jump in my car. I deliberately drove past them and it appeared to be two guys eating lunch in the van and shooting the sh. Its been about 2-weeks and I haven't got a knock on my door so I must just be paranoid.

Drew a 20ish fit korean girl with tiny A's. She was a cute as they come. I knew this was not going to be too fun just on age and my perception of experience. TS was nice and not too much roaming. I was told to "stop you're going to get me wet!" I was put off by the attitude.

Massage was pretty good, and long. It took damn near an hour just on the massage even though the TS was nearly 20 minutes. So I am an hour and 10 minutes into the session when the flip came. She starts fingernail stroking my legs and asks. What do I want? I saide everyting. She said 1. 0 and left. She returned disrobed and pulled out plastic cake wrap. She went for a CBJ with the cake wrap. Let me roam all over and play. However there was no FS and cake wrap made me feel awkward. She finally gave up (pretty quickly) and gave me an uninspired HJ. Once she gave up she didn't want me to roam any more.

What a disappointment. The upsell was for FS and then nothing but a fake CBJ with kitchen supplies and an uninspired HJ with an attitude.

8/1. 0 9appearance / 5service

**Miketastic69** · 04-09-11 10:14

2nd visit to smile. First time Sue this time it was Sunny.

Thick Korean. 30ish. Very sexy. Thick DD's and tight flat bum. .6 to get in. No TS because I had to get back to work way back near route 1, so I was in a rush. Sunny made me slow down a bit.

Massage was very light and not very good at all. I espected a heavyweight fight after my previous experience with Sue and by the thickness of Sunny, but she was lazy on the massage effort. The flip and she asked what I wanted. I asked for FS and got a resounding NO. She said everything else was on the table though. Nova finish with a lot of roaming. No fingers inside! Light kissing. Sucking on those huge perfect breasts. She positioned herself in a 69 position over me, but I don't DATY / O, but I got a great veiw and couldn't resist putting fingers deep inside (although she was originally against it when she was standing next to me). Then, she stratted me in a cg and worked her hand in a simulated cg (no entry was achieved).

Finished me off and cleaned me up. I asked if Sue still worked there and she got a little upset thinking I preferred Sue better. She said next time she make me forget all about Sue!

6. 8tip. 9appearance / 8service. Would be a 10 if FS.

**Miketastic69** · 04-09-11 10:07

Longtime lurker. Some may recognize me from other sites.

Visted MT this week during the middle of the week around lunchtime. MMS checked me out through the old receptionists window before coming to the door. Asked me "you know what this place is? Massagy?" Let me in and I paid. 70. MMS escorted me to the room and had me get comfy. MMS actually did the TS. I was worried because she was 60, short, and rough.

After ts she told me get comfy and relax in room, then she left. In comes a 30-ish skinny korean with huge D's (bought). She asked a lot of questions and was really talkative. Tried to get to know me a lot."OK" massage.

On the flip she massaged a bit and started to tickle me in the right spots. Then, the horrible upselling! Asked what I liked and I asked what was on the menu. We went back & forth for a bit and I settled with Nova with a lot a whole lot of roaming and probing and playing. It was a great experience. She used her tongue in places that were fantastic.

Afterwards she told me more to come next visit. Advised me to put tip on table in corner next time so she knows.

7 visit. 8tip 7appearance / 8 service.

**Roamin Roman** · 04-09-11 00:39

Originally Posted by Meetmehalfway6 [View Original Post]

New to the area and looking to try something out. Can anyone give me some advice on where I should go first where I can get the best service and not be treated like I am LE? I know all AMP's are relatively the same price, but I am just looking for some input from you all.

Originally Posted by Meetmehalfway6 [View Original Post]

Anyone ever been? Just moved to the area and saw that is a very easy ride for me to get to. Just curious if anyone has any experience there.

Just out of curiosity, Meetmehalfway6, I need to ask you something: The first query above was posted on 26 Feb 2010, more than a year ago, when you were allegedly new to this area. You made two other subsequent posts (one of 26 April 2010 in the NoVa board, and one on 30 May in the Maryland borads) before this Query, almost a year later, when you STILL claim to be new to the area. Did you move here twice? . And if you did, it's odd because you made no posts in your "old neighborhood" during the interim time.

You've had plenty of time, between your first post (more than a year ago) and your most recent one (today) , but you seem not to have used that time to do any research about this "new area" nor contribute to your "old area." You certainly don't appear to have gone out of your way to meet others on these boards "half way" either.

Care to explain, so the rest of us can feel a little more comfortable about who you may or may not be? We'll look forward to hearing from you on the open boards (no PMs, please).

R:R