General Reports

**Davidonecall** · 04-07-11 22:38

Originally Posted by CookyJar [View Original Post]

In a better world there would be no prosecution for sexual acts that come natural and do no harm. In a better world, there would be safety, in the regulations that cover girls like Kelly. Girls like Kelly would be protected in the same manner as others in legal occupations; like priest who rape kids, corrupt politicians and Presidents who get BJ's under their desk and all of you motherfuckers out there who cheat on their taxes. In a better world, Kelly would have health insurance, paid vacations and a retirement plan. In a better world, things would be better for Kelly.

CookyJar

I am nominating you for advertiser of the year. Fresh new ad of the year. Creative advertiser of the year. Executive advertiser of the year. This are very nice looking ads. Lol. Take care.

**Mike 80** · 04-07-11 19:21

What a great campaign. Cooky you need to take your talents to Madison Avenue. Get started on next year's breakthrough Super Bowl commercial. Looks like your client is the American Hookers Association or maybe it's the National Pimp Society. In either case, this is sure to be one of the most talked-about, needle-moving (not THAT kind of needle) advertising campaigns in years. I forsee pussy flying off the shelves. ...I congratulate Kelly, 2011's wholesome, "Fresh New Face of Prostitution."

**CookyJar** · 04-07-11 15:13

Originally Posted by LexLuther [View Original Post]

CJ, you are very correct. She has a very innocent look about her. Hope that whenever you or anyone else sees her, you will try to give her some tips so she does not get messed over.

LexLuther

If I were in charge, I'd create a perfect world were everyone's needs would be meant. In my perfect world there would be no hunger, no pain, and suffering. If I were the big chief, in charge of everything, there would be no unfulfilled desires, no wants, and no cloudy days.

I am not in charge. I have no say in the matter. What happens, happens not because of my wishes, what happens, happens in spite of my wishes. It is what it is, and I live by the rules as they are set.

CookyJar

**CookyJar** · 04-07-11 15:11

Originally Posted by Lemmesee [View Original Post]

WOW, that's a sweet looking girl, she should go back to the PA side ASAP, Camden is too rough of a place for her, that look spells innocence.

In a better world there would be no prosecution for sexual acts that come natural and do no harm. In a better world, there would be safety, in the regulations that cover girls like Kelly. Girls like Kelly would be protected in the same manner as others in legal occupations; like priest who rape kids, corrupt politicians and Presidents who get BJ's under their desk and all of you motherfuckers out there who cheat on their taxes. In a better world, Kelly would have health insurance, paid vacations and a retirement plan. In a better world, things would be better for Kelly.

CookyJar

**CookyJar** · 04-07-11 15:07

Originally Posted by Joe Black [View Original Post]

What a lucky bastard you are, she is a sweet find.

Nice looking pussy and a hot face to go with it. Enjoy your find brother.

Joe Black.

While driving back to Broadway, Kelly and I talked. I told Kelly she should go home. I really did. I said, "I am not going to preach to you. You don't belong out here. Go home." She said she would be going home that night. True to my word, I said nothing more about her personal life and what she should or should not do. We talked a little about some of the other girls I knew on Broadway. She asked me again if I knew Shannon. Kelly asked me to drop her off on Broadway, near the Liquor store where I had picked her up. As I drove away, I saw her walking with a black guys.

It is, what it is.

CookyJar

**Joe Black** · 04-07-11 01:19

What a lucky bastard you are, she is a sweet find.

Nice looking pussy and a hot face to go with it. Enjoy your find brother.

Joe Black.

Originally Posted by CookyJar [View Original Post]

Kelly's BBBJ was good. (It might have been better than good. You have to consider that my last BJ was with Aundrea & Maylea with her fabulous tongue. It is going to take one hell of a BJ to erase that memory.) But, Kelly did make, IMHO, another rookie mistake during her BJ.

Kelly climbed in between my legs, giving herself full access to the middle of my dick and balls. She started off licking up and around the middle of my dick. This was fine to begin with. Most girls either start off to one side or the other, or they start in the middle and then work they way around to the sides. This to me is a rookie mistake. Most young girls start off giving head from their knees with their partner's leg straddling them on either side. Later in bed, young girls settle down in the middle between their partner legs because that is the position their partner uses for DATY. Real "Pros" know to go to their partners side so that our hands can get at their ass, pussy and tits.

CookyJar

**Lemmesee** · 04-07-11 00:09

Originally Posted by CookyJar [View Original Post]

She said that she'the been doing this for about a year. She said that she rarely comes to Broadway and mainly works downtown Philadelphia. I believe her. For one think, she was able to name a couple of agencies which work BackPage. For another thing, she made a couple of rookie mistakes. For example: She left her money on the table. That might work for an escort, but a streetwalker would never leave cash laying on the table – especially once the deed was done.

I am figuring that she is a newbie to the stroll and is use to working with a handler.

CookyJar

WOW, that's a sweet looking girl, she should go back to the PA side ASAP, Camden is too rough of a place for her, that look spells innocence.

**LexLuther** · 04-06-11 21:04

Originally Posted by CookyJar [View Original Post]

She said that she'the been doing this for about a year. She said that she rarely comes to Broadway and mainly works downtown Philadelphia. I believe her. For one think, she was able to name a couple of agencies which work BackPage. For another thing, she made a couple of rookie mistakes. For example: She left her money on the table. That might work for an escort, but a streetwalker would never leave cash laying on the table – especially once the deed was done.

She made a couple of other small errors – she didn't do a are you a cop check, and she never asked where we were going. I am figuring that she is a newbie to the stroll and is use to working with a handler.

Some "Rough Neck," who gets off taking advantage of the girls would have a field day with this one. I am begging you, be nice to her. She could end up being one of the nice ones.

CookyJar

CJ, you are very correct. She has a very innocent look about her. Hope that whenever you or anyone else sees her, you will try to give her some tips so she does not get messed over.

LexLuther

**CookyJar** · 04-06-11 15:22

Originally Posted by Seva Lurker [View Original Post]

CJ, fully understand not passing around the ladies number. But does this lovely young thing have a name or some other pertinent info as to when one may possibly find her. .

I may be up in that general area later this month and she looks nice.

UPDATE: Looking at the photo gallery, I see where you posted more info on her elsewhere. Didn't catch that one.

Oop! My bad! I thought I had posted enough info.

Her name is Kelly. I discovered her on Broadway. She was below Walnut near a liquor store.

Originally Posted by Seva Lurker [View Original Post]

...she looks nice.

"She looks nice???" You've got to be kidding. She's Perfect.

CookyJar

**Seva Lurker** · 04-06-11 07:45

Originally Posted by CookyJar [View Original Post]

Like you Mike, I don't get around like I use too.

...

A few days ago, on a return trip from Delaware, I took a detour around traffic and passed though Camden. I found a girl you might be interested in. I did get digits, but I don't have permission to pass them around. Just knowing she is around, you can be on the lookout for her.

CookyJar

CJ, fully understand not passing around the ladies number. But does this lovely young thing have a name or some other pertinent info as to when one may possibly find her.

I may be up in that general area later this month and she looks nice.

UPDATE: Looking at the photo gallery, I see where you posted more info on her elsewhere. Didn't catch that one.

**CookyJar** · 04-05-11 23:27

Originally Posted by Mike 80 [View Original Post]

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…I don't read the Philly board as regularly as I once did and didn't see all your great pics…

Like you Mike, I don’t get around like I use too.

But, I try and check out the South Jersey General Thread whenever I checkout the Philadelphia threads. I agree, it is too much to try and check them all out. The South Jersey threads are simple. If you are mostly interested in SWer, you will find just about everything you need to know in just two threads – the General Thread or the StreetWalker Reports Thread. I hope it stays this way.

A few days ago, on a return trip from Delaware, I took a detour around traffic and passed though Camden. I found a girl you might be interested in. I did get digits, but I don’t have permission to pass them around. Just knowing she is around, you can be on the lookout for her.

CookyJar

**CookyJar** · 04-05-11 23:24

Mike 80,

I hope you come across Kelly before the streets get a hold on her. She is a real 'Girl Next Door. ' Everything about her was flat out perfect – if you know what I mean. Looks, personality, and service – everything was perfect.

CookyJar

**CookyJar** · 04-05-11 23:20

She said that she'the been doing this for about a year. She said that she rarely comes to Broadway and mainly works downtown Philadelphia. I believe her. For one think, she was able to name a couple of agencies which work BackPage. For another thing, she made a couple of rookie mistakes. For example: She left her money on the table. That might work for an escort, but a streetwalker would never leave cash laying on the table – especially once the deed was done.

She made a couple of other small errors – she didn't do a are you a cop check, and she never asked where we were going. I am figuring that she is a newbie to the stroll and is use to working with a handler.

Some "Rough Neck," who gets off taking advantage of the girls would have a field day with this one. I am begging you, be nice to her. She could end up being one of the nice ones.

CookyJar

**CookyJar** · 04-05-11 23:19

When she removed her shirt and exposed that see threw thing, I almost lost my rocks. I could see just enough breasts to let me know they were perfect. Enough was hidden to heighten my desire to see more. Her nipples poked out, pushing against the fabric. Perfect, perfection, what a tease – I did not want to ask her to take it off – but in the end, I had to see them. Two perfect mounds with raised nipples. On a full frame – I could feel pre-cum dripping from my dick.

CookyJar

**CookyJar** · 04-05-11 23:16

During the photo session Kelly seemed nervous. A little paranoid, she checked the bathroom to see if someone was hiding in the shower. Like a real "Girl Next Door," she seemed a little nervous; like she was half expecting her daddy to come rushing in and catch us. I though her nerves may have had something to do with my reactions to seeing her perfection. She had a perfect, firm apple bottom, creamy smooth thighs and long legs. I might have let out a small gasp or two upon seeing her nude. But, her nerves vanished once the photos were taken and the moment we laid down together.

CookyJar