Massage Parlor Reports

**Max Beelyun** · 04-08-11 02:26

Originally Posted by Pcpc1688 [View Original Post]

It still baffles me that we still can pay upwards of 1. 6 for a fucking HJ. 1.2 for a HJ is already robbery. Guess people around here make too much money.

If you are only looking for johnson service, then I agree with your assessment. I generally tip on provider attitude, massage quality, and extras. To me, the extras are important, but not everything. The last lady I saw did not disrobe or do anything beyond "fucking HJ", but the massage was great and unrushed, and her hands were talented, and I was the center of her world for a good hour. That's gold, and well worth the 80 tip. The cost was comparable to that of a very good certified massage therapist for a similar amount of time. I would, and will, do it again.

**Roamin Roman** · 04-07-11 21:20

Originally Posted by Fatpig [View Original Post]

Different girls from last time I went. Coco as was reviewed earlier was not there. Says will be back in 2 weeks. Other 2 girls are decent. Cindy is attentive and great TS. Friendly and nice massage but short. I was out in 45 minutes. I would of tipped her nicely but with shorting my time. Only. 4$ will go back to see if can get that full 60

I went to Booja last week after the gym and got another decent, functional rubdown, but I noticed that they have yet another New MMS. I think this is the fifth or sixth one that's been there since they opened last December. It doesn't strike me as a good sign of stability, but perhaps this place is sort of a training spot for managers given that this place probably won't knock too many folks' socks into the creek. I don't want to bad mouth this establishment because, as I said, I've received decent service after the gym. But six managers in less than 20 weeks is odd. Not sure what's up with that. Can anybody else figure it or have inside info?

As far as Coco is concerned, I've never had her as my therapist so I can't vouch for her service. But someone who drew her just after I arrived was still in session (or just about to end) when I was departing, so I don't think she's one to "short" a customer. Perhaps a discreet word to the manager, if one gets a short session, would be in order.

As for the girl who I drew, I think her name was Ebo. Anyway, the one thing that sealed the deal for me was her ability to give a decent (not great, but decent) back-walking. I prefer this in my sessions, if done properly, due to a shoulder injury I sustained in an accident years ago. Every so often, the shoulder "acts up" and a massage alone isn't usually able to fix it. After a good session, I'm able to move my arm easily and have near-full range of motion.

Bottom line: You'll usually always get a good rubdown here but, if you're looking for that sweet young therapist of your wetdreams, you'll likely be disappointed. Other places in NoVa are better able to meet that requirement, IMHO.

R:R

**Fatpig** · 04-07-11 15:06

Different girls from last time I went. Coco as was reviewed earlier was not there. Says will be back in 2 weeks. Other 2 girls are decent. Cindy is attentive and great TS. Friendly and nice massage but short. I was out in 45 minutes. I would of tipped her nicely but with shorting my time. Only. 4$ will go back to see if can get that full 60

**DeuceSlim** · 04-07-11 14:37

Originally Posted by Pcpc1688 [View Original Post]

It still baffles me that we still can pay upwards of 1. 6 for a fucking HJ. 1.2 for a HJ is already robbery. Guess people around here make too much money.

PC out

Hi,

Welcome to Northern Virginia. How long will you be staying?

I kid.

Somewhat.

**MoonView** · 04-07-11 10:45

Has another offering named Sunny. She's a bit different than Wendy so the offerings are an alternative to Wendy's Thai massage and can be worth a try, as they say."variety is the spice of life"!

MnV

**Pcpc1688** · 04-07-11 10:44

It still baffles me that we still can pay upwards of 1. 6 for a fucking HJ. 1.2 for a HJ is already robbery. Guess people around here make too much money.

PC out

**Volvos40** · 04-07-11 10:25

On mobile. This is a Chinese spa with great massage. No HE though, just a great massage. See Michelle. .7. 2 for the hour.

**Dr Bombay** · 04-06-11 21:38

Originally Posted by Bunker Buster [View Original Post]

"No means no" is one of their standard slogans.

The argument that a customer is obligated to pay an employee extra money on the grounds that her employer keeps the fee is a fallacy. First, how do you know that the house keeps most of the money? Second, if the house isn't paying her a fair wage for her work, she's free to leave. Third, there are laws that prohibit employers from making employees work for free. In the massage business, I'd think an owner would be very careful not to upset his employees, and find himself accused of human trafficking.

Finally, he paid 60 for a half hour, which is 20 more than a professional massage at a therapeutic spa. Her 20 "tip" for the massage was already included in the 60.

If a hotel garage charges you $30 to park your car for two hours, and the valet doesn't even bother to hold the door open for you, and he moved your seat and changed the radio station, would you give him a big tip anyway because the hotel keeps most of the parking fee?

I'm not sure why you're so fixated on what I infer. The word "inference" exists because it's fair for reasonable people to draw inferences from others based on how they act and what they say.

I see you like to mix the oranges with the apples. As with most service people, it is no secret that they depend on tips It's stupid to suppose otherwise. It's not ethical or moral to claim that people with limited skills can "leave" a job at will, especially the relatively easy money jobs. To say there are laws against slavery but to be a participant in the industry that most authorities say promotes slavery is hypocritical and self serving, to say the least. I don't get your comparison about parking your car. Do you check your settings before giving a tip? You lost me on that one.

Finally (and I guess we agree to disagree). The word "inference" exist because people draw conclusions based on knowledge or lackthereof. It has nothing to do with being reasonable. In fact, I would think the less knowledge one possesses makes it easier to infer something.

I don't think you are wrong, it's your money. I just think it's a hard line for a hobbyist.

**Dr Bombay** · 04-06-11 20:27

Originally Posted by Justforme [View Original Post]

100. Good TIPS for good service; tesch them customer service until they treat us as well as a therapeutic spa.

Thanks

I gave you the name of a site that does this, Sleaze. I hope you remembered to use it

**Inglewood** · 04-06-11 16:27

To justforme for the pm explaining his response. For us folks outside the DC area please understand that the geography can be confusing. Lots of forums for the same area. RTFF is a nice response for an obvious newbie. But for those of us who have enjoyed the forum for a long time it is an insult. I assume we are here to share info and not all of us are LEO. Again thanks justforme for your explanation and your apology (?) is readily accepted.

**Inglewood** · 04-06-11 16:16

Got to give my thanks to deuceslim for the info! Unlike justforme who just made an assumption that I am LE because I ask for info. I began my post by admitting I didn't even know if it was in the right forum. I am NOT familiar with the area. There are so many forums in the Washington area. If only justforme had read any of my previous posts he would have known that I have been frequenting AMPs throughout the country for several years. Unfortunately he chose to give me a simple RTFF. Again thanks deuce!

**MoonView** · 04-06-11 15:33

Been awhile since I've been there so thought I give it a try as I've been hesitant to since the old crew got cleaned out and the bad reports started to mount.

Well boys & girls, things haven't gotten much better I think but as always YMMV.

MnV

**Justforme** · 04-06-11 15:31

100. Good TIPS for good service; tesch them customer service until they treat us as well as a therapeutic spa.

Thanks.

Originally Posted by Bunker Buster [View Original Post]

"No means no" is one of their standard slogans.

The argument that a customer is obligated to pay an employee extra money on the grounds that her employer keeps the fee is a fallacy. First, how do you know that the house keeps most of the money? Second, if the house isn't paying her a fair wage for her work, she's free to leave. Third, there are laws that prohibit employers from making employees work for free. In the massage business, I'd think an owner would be very careful not to upset his employees, and find himself accused of human trafficking.

Finally, he paid 60 for a half hour, which is 20 more than a professional massage at a therapeutic spa. Her 20 "tip" for the massage was already included in the 60.

If a hotel garage charges you $30 to park your car for two hours, and the valet doesn't even bother to hold the door open for you, and he moved your seat and changed the radio station, would you give him a big tip anyway because the hotel keeps most of the parking fee?

I'm not sure why you're so fixated on what I infer. The word "inference" exists because it's fair for reasonable people to draw inferences from others based on how they act and what they say.

**Bunker Buster** · 04-06-11 13:25

Originally Posted by Dr Bombay [View Original Post]

Was that feminist? I was trying for an Occam's Razor statement, maybe you just inferred it that way. Maybe we didn't read the same posts. I read grabbed-twice stated, you inferred it meant guide. You seem to infer a lot of stuff. Reading the CL ads must make you positively giddy. Anyway, my point was about anyone in the service industries. I've had good endings, bad endings and indifferent do-it-yourself endings, but the only time I can think of no ending is because of a warning, cops hanging around the area too much or something out of the ordinary happened making it necessary to lay low for a few days. Since the house gets most of the money, she is basically working for free. That's why I thought a few dollars as a tip is better than none at all. After all, it's not often you get a good massage at these places. Did he say he paid 80 for a half hour?

"No means no" is one of their standard slogans.

The argument that a customer is obligated to pay an employee extra money on the grounds that her employer keeps the fee is a fallacy. First, how do you know that the house keeps most of the money? Second, if the house isn't paying her a fair wage for her work, she's free to leave. Third, there are laws that prohibit employers from making employees work for free. In the massage business, I'd think an owner would be very careful not to upset his employees, and find himself accused of human trafficking.

Finally, he paid 60 for a half hour, which is 20 more than a professional massage at a therapeutic spa. Her 20 "tip" for the massage was already included in the 60.

If a hotel garage charges you $30 to park your car for two hours, and the valet doesn't even bother to hold the door open for you, and he moved your seat and changed the radio station, would you give him a big tip anyway because the hotel keeps most of the parking fee?

I'm not sure why you're so fixated on what I infer. The word "inference" exists because it's fair for reasonable people to draw inferences from others based on how they act and what they say.

**DeuceSlim** · 04-05-11 22:45

Originally Posted by Inglewood [View Original Post]

Sorry if this is in the wrong place. I will be staying in the Herndon (Dulles) area in a couple weeks. Can anyone provide me with names of any AMPs in the area? Thanks in advance.

You've got Forest Creek located at 12000 Bowman Towne Drive in Reston, and Private Day at 4900 Stonecroft Blvd in Chantilly.

Those are two of the best AMPs in the area, without a doubt.