BackPage Advertiser Reviews

**Tottomim** · 04-06-11 15:31

http://baltimore.backpage.com/Female...ney-19/3622610

She's back. She is worst I've seen this year. Total waste.

**Turkish3000** · 04-06-11 13:49

Originally Posted by Jagged Oaf [View Original Post]

Ran across this BP ad, which sounded TGTBT. But hey decided to TOFTT.

http://baltimore.backpage.com/BodyRu...ubs-22/3635151

Incall location was in Laurel in a very nice townhouse with a professional set up. She introduced herself as Kristie (not KB) and we initiated the session. Overall, good full body massage though kind of rushed when the flip came to. HE was very mechanical, didn't seem into it at all. This girl has a smoking bod and she truly is a beach barbie girl type which is what brought me back a second time. The damage was $.5 then opted for topless the next session for $$ (fully nude was quoted at $$.5).

These prices are a little ridiculous compared to others out there. I would say go for it if you are into her looks, but matching those high prices and the poor to moderate quality will not bring me back for a while.

Jag

$$.5 for a massage w / HE is pretty high, but that body is to die for. For $$$ there is a lot of girls out there that will do hour sessions with a full meal included. The massage might only be 15mins but your meal will take up the rest of your time and most of them are pretty good looking. Sometimes the only draw back is that its with an agency.

**Tottomim** · 04-06-11 07:09

Originally Posted by Evoman8 [View Original Post]

6-0 for both what that include?

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Grab your sabre and let the Force guide you. Right now, with a membership spanning 2 days and a lot a questions. 6-0 sounds like 5-0.

**Evoman8** · 04-05-11 14:30

Originally Posted by Tottomim [View Original Post]

http://baltimore.backpage.com/Female...ime-26/3328805

Saw the BP add for a two girl lesbian show. I thought I had seen these Brazilian women before and was ready for a hot repeat. Called and said I think I was with them before."No, first time in Baltimore"."You saw Samantha and her blond girlfriend, I think". She was right. I said,"Are you as good"."No. Better" she declares. Well, I declare each twosome were better in different skill areas. But, both provide a very hot upscale experience. And I would repeat as I know three is not a crowd! Here's what went down: Everybody, everywhere, on everyone. Half hour for $.6 and worth every penny.

6-0 for both what that include?

**Tottomim** · 04-05-11 13:58

http://baltimore.backpage.com/Female...ime-26/3328805

Saw the BP add for a two girl lesbian show. I thought I had seen these Brazilian women before and was ready for a hot repeat. Called and said I think I was with them before."No, first time in Baltimore"."You saw Samantha and her blond girlfriend, I think". She was right. I said,"Are you as good". "No. Better" she declares. Well, I declare each twosome were better in different skill areas. But, both provide a very hot upscale experience. And I would repeat as I know three is not a crowd! Here's what went down: Everybody, everywhere, on everyone. Half hour for $.6 and worth every penny.

**Smiling Fox** · 04-03-11 23:01

The top and bottom pics don't match. The pink shorts was on another girl in another post.

But the bottom girl is cute.

Call and find out the story. If they hang up on you then it doesn't matter any way.

And if you walk in and you don't like it, walk out.

SF

**Jagged Oaf** · 04-03-11 22:20

Ok folks. This was pretty much a sh*t show.

http://baltimore.backpage.com/Therap...me-day/3544389

Researched the ad and could not get over how much this girl pushed her legitimacy and professionalism but at the same time also pushed how things are very "confidential and discrete." These comments combined with the picture of a fantastic rack. Made me TOFTT.

Contacted Melanie and at first I thought she had a speech impediment. Because I could hardly understand her on the phone. Who knows, maybe she was wasted or the phone service just sucked. Her incall is out in Loch Raven, surprisingly close to TBC. Got to her place and as I entered I swear I rolled into a nuclear meltdown dumpster for a living room with multiple cats and a dog. It was very disgusting and she was jabbering about how she was about to move or some crap (should have walked away right then). Looks wise, she's a tall gal, blonde, thick, nice rack, and kind of dopey in the face.

As we went upstairs she was talking about how she lost her panties or some sh*t that was throwing me off. Entered the room. 1 candle going and couldn't see anything. She was blaring some crazy techno / industrial goth music and then started discussing about where to place my things. Given all of these factors. I told her I felt pretty uncomfortable and rolled out. As I left she started hassling me about canceling two other clients because of my appointment time (BS) and charging a cancelation fee of $20. Nope. Glad I left.

Jag

**Jagged Oaf** · 04-03-11 22:06

Ran across this BP ad, which sounded TGTBT. But hey decided to TOFTT.

http://baltimore.backpage.com/BodyRu...ubs-22/3635151

Incall location was in Laurel in a very nice townhouse with a professional set up. She introduced herself as Kristie (not KB) and we initiated the session. Overall, good full body massage though kind of rushed when the flip came to. HE was very mechanical, didn't seem into it at all. This girl has a smoking bod and she truly is a beach barbie girl type which is what brought me back a second time. The damage was $.5 then opted for topless the next session for $$ (fully nude was quoted at $$.5).

These prices are a little ridiculous compared to others out there. I would say go for it if you are into her looks, but matching those high prices and the poor to moderate quality will not bring me back for a while.

Jag

**Joseleche** · 04-03-11 19:41

Originally Posted by StarrBoy [View Original Post]

If anyone has dated her before please let me know how it was I plan on seeing her later this week and wanted to get a little intel on her before hand. If not ill TOFTT and report back with results.

http://baltimore.backpage.com/Female...als-23/3675586

Ads look fake and I see no info so I would avoid.

**Joseleche** · 04-03-11 17:30

Originally Posted by Turkish3000 [View Original Post]

I feel like before every loop trip I should repeat this with my hand over my heart. Maybe a salute? LOL Good stuff man.

Yes indeed. PT has some sweet posts.

**StarrBoy** · 04-03-11 14:00

If anyone has dated her before please let me know how it was I plan on seeing her later this week and wanted to get a little intel on her before hand. If not ill TOFTT and report back with results.

http://baltimore.backpage.com/Female...als-23/3675586

**StarrBoy** · 04-03-11 08:53

I dated samantha as well, this was about a year and half ago tho, she was posting on CL at the time and offered me a great deal of only. 45 for a BBBJ. Those pics are very old, she used the same pics when I saw her in 09, and she is bigger that what the pics show. I have to agree that she did do a great job and I was very satisified. She. Threw in a little bonous for me and pleasured herself until she squirted, no complaints about that. If you are into bbw then she is good but if that's not your thing then I would definately go elsewhere or just settle for the BBBJ.

Originally Posted by Malvster [View Original Post]

Just discovered this site, this is my first post.

Saw Samantha recently. BBWs are not a huge interest of mine, but after striking out on a couple other options I decided to give her a try. BP pics weren't too enticing, but I saw some other pics somewhere other than BP where she looked OK (forget which site, but they included a face shot).

Positives: Very pleasant and professional, easy to make appt, not ghetto nor drug user, safe incall location in a decent apt complex on the east side of Baltimore. Provided DFK, oral on her, BBBJ (but NOT CIM) , and was extremely unrushed, allowing as much as I could dish out in the hour. She was good about doing what I asked for. Pretty good BJ.

Negatives: She is bigger than I expected. Not super wild or take charge (tho not a dead fish either).

Nothing against her, but I was not that attracted to her and therefore felt kinda regretful afterward because of that. I've decided to stay away from any real BBWs in the future. Her level of service was very acceptable (better than many providers). But after that experience I just decided her type isn't my thing.

http://baltimore.backpage.com/Female...nly-30/3265333

**Bturino** · 04-03-11 06:40

Along with Cookie Jar. I posted this on a PM as my appreciation but I felt the community had to know to prevent others from just racking up the numbers on worthless c___.

I have read your posts in the Baltimore and DC area and you have given us much insight into what to do, avoid, where to go and not go and the specific locations where they could be. I gained valuable intel on what to expect and lookout for in DC. I have not partaken in DC because it is expensive and very early in the wee hours of the morning. I would much rather go to the tried and true places, as mentioned in most of your posts, and in some tried and true senior members, and partake. IT PAYS OFF IN THE END and I am a much happier monger. I am not much into making points on the board but I share whenever I have an experience. Thank you.

I went to the block last night to partake but it seems that talent wasn't out. I was quoted $$$ for the hour and $$ for the tip. After much haggling, didn't get them to go down on the house price, that I left unsatisfied to go back another day.

**Turkish3000** · 04-03-11 04:39

Originally Posted by Pimp Trick [View Original Post]

Whoa Whoa Mongers. What is this? Pimp use to be one that beef, but it is not cool. J. Jonah Jackson is a great Editor and Chief. Allow me to put up my spidey webs for a moment.

We are here to share info about providers and run from LEO. Not to fight about trivial things.

Now Joseleche is what I call Provider Fax. Very similar to Car Fax. His info has save my little Trick and got me some good providers. Heck, love that I do not have to research the polished pix for authenticity. Everyone has a purpose on this board. I look to enhance my mongering and get at these providers. Pippen had to support Jordan to get six titles.

Thank God that I am not running around in my super hero tight pants outfit. Bud Light anyone.

Time for my Corny Motto. Again.

TRUSTED MONGERS MOTTO.

In brightest day,

In blackest night,

No SW / Escort shall escape my sight.

Let those who worship SW / Escort's might,

Beware my power,

Monger Stroking Tool light!"

Pimp Trick. Green Lantern Monger of Section DC Downtown Loop.

YOU DIG! Told you it was corny, but open to suggestions.

I feel like before every loop trip I should repeat this with my hand over my heart. Maybe a salute? LOL Good stuff man.

**Shade Snake** · 04-02-11 15:53

Originally Posted by Pimp Trick [View Original Post]

Whoa Whoa Mongers. What is this? Pimp use to be one that beef, but it is not cool. J. Jonah Jackson is a great Editor and Chief. Allow me to put up my spidey webs for a moment.

We are here to share info about providers and run from LEO. Not to fight about trivial things.

Now Joseleche is what I call Provider Fax. Very similar to Car Fax. His info has save my little Trick and got me some good providers. Heck, love that I do not have to research the polished pix for authenticity. Everyone has a purpose on this board. I look to enhance my mongering and get at these providers. Pippen had to support Jordan to get six titles.

Thank God that I am not running around in my super hero tight pants outfit. Bud Light anyone.

Time for my Corny Motto. Again.

TRUSTED MONGERS MOTTO.

In brightest day,

In blackest night,

No SW / Escort shall escape my sight.

Let those who worship SW / Escort's might,

Beware my power,

Monger Stroking Tool light!"

Pimp Trick. Green Lantern Monger of Section DC Downtown Loop.

YOU DIG! Told you it was corny, but open to suggestions.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_hTiR...layer_embedded

I love it.