Massage Parlor Reports

[Oppen]

WBC: interesting experience with Joy (said she used to be called Toy). She's here from Seoul via Hawaii.

In some respects she was one of the better providers I've seen, in others she was average and somewhat lazy. Joy looks to be in her mid to late 20s and has see's on a petite body.

On to the narrative: I was greeted by the MMS at the second door; large woman. 40's or 50's, very friendly and engaging. She sent in Joy, who was also friendly. Slightly wavy dark hair, with a few subtle blond highlights. Very beautiful, expressive eyes and eyebrows and a nice smile. Slightly raspy smokers voice, which is sexy. She strikes me as someone who wants to be friendly. I say this because in an unguarded moment when we turned a corner and saw another girl (Yoyo?) leaving by a side door, her face lit up and she called out to her. Told me that she was a very nice girl. In short, she's not one of those glum, monosylabic providers.

Once we got to the TS she was a bit more clinical. Not rushed, but not as fun as these can sometimes be. She then took me to the very nice sauna, set the temp, and left for a few minutes. She pleasantly surprised me when she returned by getting in the sauna with me and putting her legs in my lap. We had a little chat while I massaged her. On the way back to the room she took me to the wrong one (turns out it was the kitchen) and we both laughed at that. The massage was on the light side, some nice work on my head and neck, the work on my back was ok, I liked when she swept her long hair over it, but she didn't do much on my legs, saying they were muscular and hard to manipulate. I've heard this comment from other girls, but they have gone on and given it a good try. So there's an example of her coasting on her looks and personality.

On the flip she stripped to her panties and straddled me and gave a nice light touch. Full roaming. She has a perfect top and soft, tan skin. After the main event we cuddled and hugged.

Far East: This session with Su Li rivaled those with with YoYo.

I was surprised when she walked in the room, I hadn't expected to see someone of her youth and beauty. Lools to be in her mid to late 20s, be cup, hair to mid-back. But what was really pleasing was her diligence in all aspects of the service. The TS was very thorough, not just the shower itself, but even in drying me off. This attitude carried over to the massage, which was long and very detailed. She put everything she had into it. At one point she had to pause briefly, wipe the sweat from her forehead and do a few stretches. Then she plunged right back into it. The backwalking was great and she ended up working over every part of my body.

I'm starting to sound like a broken record, but she was great after the flip too. She was very gentle, which led to a nice long build up. Her voice lowered to a whisper as things progressed, which was very erotic.

A very nice experience. I will repeat.

[Bunker Buster]

You don't know me or what I'm thinking. It's not a common gesture to grab a hand when it's not offered. A good massage for half an hour is worth 10-fifteen bucks. I won't speculate on why she didn't, but needless to say, no means no and she didn't deserve to get stiffed. It happened to me once and I was surprised, but I certainly didn't get angry. I tipped, crossed the place off my list for awhile, never had a problem when I returned. It's all part of the game.

I'd agree with Mastabuck. It is common practice to guide her hand towards places that need attention, and many masseuses wait for the client to do this so they can't be accused of illegality.

If you get a massage at a therapeutic place, then a tip is in order. M&M advertises with pictures of young, beautiful Asian girls and claims to "provide unique customer service that will leave you with a fantastic smile." They're clearly implying something better than a therapeutic massage, and if they don't live up to their own hype of what they "provide," then no tip is in order.

Giving tips for less than reasonably expected makes one a sucker, and there are more than enough places playing us for suckers.

"No means no?" Come on, there's a big difference between trying to guide someone's hand for a few seconds and forcing yourself on her, and quoting feminist slogans doesn't enhance the discussion.

[Yakblat]

Do not go. Feeling adventurous I wanted to try a new AMP. I decided to go to M&M wellness for a half hour session. After the massage ended the messuese gets up and says we are done. When I grab her hand to show her where I want additional attention she starts explaining that they do not do that. I promptly got up, got dressed and left. To top it off, as I was getting dressed she had the nerve to look at me like she wanted a tip. Damage. 6 no tip. For the service I got, or didn't get, I might as well went to a better spa where the providers breath does not smell like kimshe. As a friend who just TOFTT, STAY AWAY!

My experience at M&M was similar, but I got an HE in the end and tipped. 4. It was very confusing. Sounds like there's no need to give them another try. Yak

[Dr Bombay]

I didn't tip because I didn't get happy ending service. The message was good. And no I did not grab her like you are thinking, I grabbed her hand, which was near me and tried to point her to where I needed more emphasis. This is a common gesture especially when you are a first time visitor.

You don't know me or what I'm thinking. It's not a common gesture to grab a hand when it's not offered. A good massage for half an hour is worth 10-fifteen bucks. I won't speculate on why she didn't, but needless to say, no means no and she didn't deserve to get stiffed. It happened to me once and I was surprised, but I certainly didn't get angry. I tipped, crossed the place off my list for awhile, never had a problem when I returned. It's all part of the game.

[Max Beelyun]

Across from Outback, sort of. I had wanted to go to the FCCC but was not feeling quite myself due to recent injury. So I decided to go with the more passive AMP experience. Arrived at opening time to Chris (Kris?) who didn't know who Mona was (which made me sad). But she gave me a very nice, unrushed, and complete massage, and I felt wonderful afterwards. Saw Joanne arrive as I left but she didn't see me so I said nothing. Chris was very professional and attentive and her technique was standard but exquisite. Tipped 80 because she deserved it. She did not count the money, as her focus was entirely on me, the customer. Will go back if I'm not well enough to go to the FCCC the next time I'm in the mood.

[Scorpion King]

Worst experience. Been there before and decided to give it another try. Tried someone new who used to work at a diff "fruitful" place. TS was good and that was all about it. Bad massage, she was sweating and turned off the fan and took time to cool herself off. On the flip, standard NOVA (nothing extra ordinary). I've seen much younger providers (in garden) who are much much more fun.

Total rip off. Won't repeat.

[Mastabuck]

So how was the massage? Isn't is usual to tip for that service? And grabbing someone doesn't sound like a good idea.

I didn't tip because I didn't get happy ending service. The message was good. And no I did not grab her like you are thinking, I grabbed her hand, which was near me and tried to point her to where I needed more emphasis. This is a common gesture especially when you are a first time visitor.

[Ted Williams]

I left. 4 for my experience, but that was laughed of course and honey this isn't enough. I am not certain of the name of the provider. She was ok with face, her body is at least average, definetly in early 40s. It may have been with an L like lee or lea, lisa. She really didn't offer it up and I just didn't care because of the attitude.

Recommend namu.

Good Day

[Dr Bombay]

Do not go. Feeling adventurous I wanted to try a new AMP. I decided to go to M&M wellness for a half hour session. After the massage ended the messuese gets up and says we are done. When I grab her hand to show her where I want additional attention she starts explaining that they do not do that. I promptly got up, got dressed and left. To top it off, as I was getting dressed she had the nerve to look at me like she wanted a tip. Damage. 6 no tip. For the service I got, or didn't get, I might as well went to a better spa where the providers breath does not smell like kimshe. As a friend who just TOFTT, STAY AWAY!

So how was the massage? Isn't is usual to tip for that service? And grabbing someone doesn't sound like a good idea.

[Computer Luvvv]

So I got a Feeling, Therapy that is. I decided to see if there was going to be a good first impression with a new place. I was greeted by an average lookin lady and did standard hour. During massage I noticed she wasnt being very flirty, so I tried to make it known I was tryin out a new place and I had a certain purpose for my therapy today. However, she wasnt buying it. Several attempts to warm up to her and roaming were discouraged. Massage was very mediocre and then came the flip. So she massages for a while avoiding the most important area for attention and then finally says time is up. I say she missed an important spot. So she grabs the oil and pours a ton and starts the handshake. After we finish she says thats normally $ for the extra attention and I know better than that. Anyway, to make a long story short, if I am in the herndon there is no doubt I want a Perfect Relax massage unless this situation gets better.

Good Day

How much did you tip her TED? And her name?

[Computer Luvvv]

Lurker for years, first post. Haven't read much about this place, so here is the 411. Been there many times. Same 3 therapists always rotating. Since the first visit I always request Nancy. Average build, early 30's, perk tatas. Damage always. 8 in plus. 8 for great BBBJCIM. Stopped going recently, she got use to me and got lazy. TS ok, massage, ok too. Nothing special.

What place?

[MrSunnyHills]

Well, after being out of commission for too long (medical and travel) , I saw the comment about MWC and checked things out, being a slow Saturday afternoon. Indeed, the recon is accurate, and the kid's toy mentioned was just as I remember from when she was at the southern fruit.

As usual, a bit frenetic, which is pretty good on occasion. As has been well discussed previously, her massage technique is definitely something that would be subjectively not preferred by some. It's not my favorite, but still a pretty decent massage technique.

Her NOVA technique is pretty decent, with a bit of variety.

I hope not to cause too much traffic with this confirmation report.

[Computer Luvvv]

Visited Booja a few weeks back and I drew CoCo. She fits the description mentioned earlier, down to the laser hair removal boo-boo she even had. TS was very nice and I felt squeaky clean afterwards. Sauna was Out of Order, so we went right to the massage. Very good firm massage and roaming was allowed. Nice healthy rack and standard NOVA finish. Clean facility and friendly staff and easy to find. Ample parking and discreet enough. I would repeat.

The mama recognized me from the place in Sterling, upstairs, across from the fire Station and they had a very good menu

[Mastabuck]

Do not go. Feeling adventurous I wanted to try a new AMP. I decided to go to M&M wellness for a half hour session. After the massage ended the messuese gets up and says we are done. When I grab her hand to show her where I want additional attention she starts explaining that they do not do that. I promptly got up, got dressed and left. To top it off, as I was getting dressed she had the nerve to look at me like she wanted a tip. Damage. 6 no tip. For the service I got, or didn't get, I might as well went to a better spa where the providers breath does not smell like kimshe. As a friend who just TOFTT, STAY AWAY!

[Lovejugs]

Jennifer, the girl from Hawaii with natural D cups is at V&P in Chantilly now. She speaks good English and has a quite accommodating personality.

I am a newbie to post a report, but have been reading this forum for long long time. You start to post sometime somewhere. For me, it is now and here. I will post and do my share of small-head brotherhood more often in the future. Anybody who wants more info about Jennifer and V&P Therapy, please PM me!

I hadn't been to V&P for a while, but after your report and a phone call I made an appointment. Her personality and professionalism NEVER disappoints. Trust me don't walk, run and make an appointment.

Lovejugs