Massage Parlor Reports

[Pilot Aviator]

This board is good for intel / recommendations (and so are its members).

Based on that, I visited Spa Castle this week. This was my first visit at the Castle, and it is a very nice place with nice people.

Arrival: parking is good, entrance fairly discrete. Greeted by MMS (did not get her name) and she showed me around. SC has perhaps the largest rooms and highest ceilings of any place. I know its been open more than a year (I remember it as a true "grand opening" event). And the management is "new"

Paid the standard for the hour (they were running a special if I had known I would have saved $20).

Shortly, Suzie arrived. 30-something, shapely, shortish (but not short) hair, chatty, happy. Some giggles.

Suzie was the therapist. Same age as Mai but not as thin, slightly larger everthing, not heavy, chatty, friendly,

The largest T / S facility I've ever seen. Great facility, warm water, smiles. An excellent experience.

5 minutes or less in the sauna and back to the room. Followed a very good slow massage (deep but not too deep). Very slow. She was in no hurry.

A great massage. And nice conversation. Suzie likes to talk.

MMS told us time was up at the 70 minute point. So I got every bit of the hour.

Not sure how often I may return. But, it is now on my list of good places.

Be nice to the ladies.

PA

[Ted Williams]

So I got a Feeling, Therapy that is. I decided to see if there was going to be a good first impression with a new place. I was greeted by an average lookin lady and did standard hour. During massage I noticed she wasnt being very flirty, so I tried to make it known I was tryin out a new place and I had a certain purpose for my therapy today. However, she wasnt buying it. Several attempts to warm up to her and roaming were discouraged. Massage was very mediocre and then came the flip. So she massages for a while avoiding the most important area for attention and then finally says time is up. I say she missed an important spot. So she grabs the oil and pours a ton and starts the handshake. After we finish she says thats normally $ for the extra attention and I know better than that. Anyway, to make a long story short, if I am in the herndon there is no doubt I want a Perfect Relax massage unless this situation gets better.

Good Day

[Lovejugs]

Hello, all. I know I will probably get ripped for asking as I am a not so frequent poster, but I just had to ask. Does anyone know what happened to Sky from Far East Therapy? I haven't frequented the parlors much since she left as she was my ATF and I mainly visited her. I am thinking of starting up again as I have some money to spend and if anyone has any recommendations, I'll take a visit and let you guys know how it goes! .

PM me if you are feeling generous

Again sorry in advance if I offend some of you and come of as rude, lazy, etc.

Don't know if you saw my post from a while back, but I thanked you for your help on a question I had. Unfortunately, I haven't heard anything about her whereabouts. Alot of the talents come from out of state and don't always stay long. You best bet is to call all the NOVA spots and ask if Sky is working. It may take a dozen phone calls, but you might strike gold.

Lovejugs

[Post Toastie]

Several reports over the last 3-4 months. Sorry for the slowness in reporting in, and brevity of reports:

Ivy: Nov 2010, 45yo from NY (she said) , met me at door, typical AMP / Nova experience, not very good looking, but always wanted to check it out, so I stayed. Wandered a bit without resistance, got upsell and silly "do you want me to touch there" BS on flip, which I deflected with some reassurance of willingness. Not very fun, sort of cold overall, will not go back unless intel here says otherwise. .8. 6

2110 Gallows: Dec 2010, Went on cold weekday, waited 10 minutes in room, got nice medium massage, again from 45yo from NY, not terribly exciting, minimal wander top only, and typical nova ending. Super lotion, the expensive stuff, made the finale very nice. Bargain place, .6. 6 Will return.

MWC: Jan 2011, hmm. Awesome busty 30yo opens door and I am thinking whoa, yeah baby! Actual provider is, again 45yo, very nice, almost apologetic and very enthusiastic. Nice time, standard nova ending, was okay. .8. 6Not rushing back, but might if inspiration hits, and latest intel improves.

TWC: 2x, first with L* and then with uh, can't remember. L* off the hook and personal best AMP experience yet, totally committed to customer service, and nice shape. Very happy ending and nice farewell. Other was meh, but as a late comer (after 10pm) I could not be choosy. Acceptable, standard nova ending. 8.6 both.

More to come,

PT

[Benx88]

Hello, all. I know I will probably get ripped for asking as I am a not so frequent poster, but I just had to ask. Does anyone know what happened to Sky from Far East Therapy? I haven't frequented the parlors much since she left as she was my ATF and I mainly visited her. I am thinking of starting up again as I have some money to spend and if anyone has any recommendations, I'll take a visit and let you guys know how it goes! .

PM me if you are feeling generous

Again sorry in advance if I offend some of you and come of as rude, lazy, etc.

[Roamin Roman]

Hey, I know I am just a noob, so don't shoot me, but are their new employees at Booja? I went there a couple of times in January and their were 2 or 3 older women, who weren't my type. If they rotated their staff I might revisit.

Well, I've got good news and bad news for you, Barkie.

The good news is. YES! There are New women at Booja.

The bad news is. They're still On the mature side of the AMP therapist scale.

In all fairness, though, they work hard and try to make sure all the kinks are worked out. Standard NoVa place, but a good one to visit if you've just finished working out at the gym.

R:R

[DeuceSlim]

Wow, maybe I will try again in the near future. I have been asked before if I were LE, I work out a lot so I think that may be one of the reasons.

How were you dressed? I'm a young guy (25) and I've found that when I'm in a t-shirt and jeans things have gone a lot smoother than when I was in a button down and khakis. There are just certain looks and mannerisms that scream LEO.

[Loader401]

Wow, maybe I will try again in the near future. I have been asked before if I were LE, I work out a lot so I think that may be one of the reasons.

I have been in your shoes before, looking young, clean cut, & fit physical appearance. Hell, I still look young, at least thats what they all say and then suprised when I tell them my age-they always guess I'm 10 yrs younger, my hair is shaggier-used to be buzz cut like LEO, that didn't help, and I am still fit because I hit the gym. Damn, I think I'll go look in the mirror right now since I look so dashing.

Alright I'm back. Anyways, I have found that the more you flirt with them without being overbearing, the more you can joke and make a fool of yourself and your "special purpose". Kudos to those who know which movie I am referencing, and the more confident yet laid back you are with them, the better the chance they will treat like a regular instead of a newbie off the street. If I try some place new, I sometimes mention that I am trying to find a new place to play since my regular spot's service is becoming subpar. They usually ask where else I've been and I mention a couple of places and leave it be. Once again, if I'm new to this establishment, I tend to let my "special purpose" expose itself in a joking context to make the provider laugh and feel more at ease that I am not LEO. It tends to make them more playful before the shower. Upon entering the shower, well you are on your own. I got you that far, now you do the work young grasshopper and let us know here on USG what you got.

Well, my secrets are revealed and it they stop working for me, then I blame you and I'm kickin some ass.

Be safe,

Loader

[Barkeater]

First post!

I went to one of the new places on 2110 Gallows road, there are two in the same office complex. I thought I saw an add saying 60$ for one hour special, but went into the wrong place (Castle). They took my 60$ tho, and an adorable young girl named Kim gave me a long, thorough, very platonic, massage. The things she did to my spine! Sadly, there was no happy ending to this story, unless you count my well adjusted spinal column.

Hey, I know I am just a noob, so don't shoot me, but are their new employees at Booja? I went there a couple of times in January and their were 2 or 3 older women, who weren't my type. If they rotated their staff I might revisit.

[Zhuxi]

After a positive review posted here on USG a little while ago I thought I would give this establishment a try as well as the recommended provider. So I did my due diligence and off I was.

MnV

I take just because a C is in the name this place isn't as good as HWC.

PS- Nice to see you're still alive.

Zhuxi

[Capricaone]

Yep, definite TOFTT. Went to TWBC asked for Candi who was great last time."Sorry on vacation." Got Lucky who was definitely pretty but needs a new line of work. Terrible attitude. I mean terrible. Don't be fooled by the wrapping. This toy isn't worth playing with. Deducted points from her and she complained like crazy at the end. Not going to TWBC again till I hear good news. Its a shame as Candi was 5-stars.

[Justforme]

Unless something stood out from the service that made you feel you should give more. The hope of a little more on a future visit. The hands touching in just the way you like it. Teasing touches or pecks. Whatever you like that would have stood out would have deserved more. In my O, you had a good time got stroked 40 is more than enough.

The more you give the more for the lesser service the think they can con from you the next time. You may not get more but you may be expected to pay more. Give, so they know you will not stiff them and work you TIPS up as their service increases.

PS: D not feel bad if you need to cut back on the TIPS for shitty service.

Again, just my opinion.

Basically, .40 is the bottom, like no HJ at all, or just a simple HJ. If the TS was that good, and you're going back, .60 is the number.

[Fatpig]

Hit up the new spot in herndon. Nice location in office park. Easy to get to. Two door setup for discretion. Providers answer the door. They are new. 1 week so far. Only 2 ladies working there now. Angie and another. Both are decent looking. Most here will like. Shower was nice and through. I was going to be happy. Sauna is ok but has a window to the outside? Very weird. Massage was ok. A bit lighter than I like but what can you do. She was playful the entire time. Then for the flip she comes to my head and asks how much I have. This pisses me off anytime. I said I have enough to cover what comes. She kept at it. So I said 60. She said that minimum. CRAZY. So she give standard with no play on my end. I give her 40 at the end and she was a bit pushy. I told her, I will take care of you more, if you take care of me more.

YMMV.

Of the 4 places in herndon I rate this one second highest next to Herndon Therapy. If they get nicer girls it will be top notch. Honto of course being the bottom of the barrel.

Need more details? PM me. Those that have shared with me in the past or share always get priority treatment from me.

[Captn Stubbing]

I have visited most of the massage parlors in Northern Va over the past 5 years. The FS ones have moved to condos.

Considering I won't be going back here is my review of my favourite.

I arrived at the vienna condo. The same Chinese family runs the one in arlington as well. They usually bring in women from restarants or out of state.

I arrived and the women who was working was ugly even for Chinese. About 28. Not feminine at all. Tall about 5'11, and the killer was hairy pits. Gross. Boner killer for me.

Closed my eyes and tried to think of the chick who was on the cover of the new SI swimsuit cover.

She got undressed and asked what I liked. I said well, I like seeing a girl on all fours with an apple in her mouth.

She either didn't understand or pretended not to hear me. Light massage and then time to do the deed. Whipped out the condom and startied to bang her like the ugly dog she is.

About 5 mins into she start screaming and goes Bat Sh*t. She said you too dominating. Don't like. What was

She expecting. Us to cuddle? Long story short, she calls the mamsan and I end only paying 100 instead of the 160 because I didn't finish. She is still screaming at me. For what I don't know. I go to the sink and get a glass of water. I then dump the water on head and walk out.

Fun Wed. They usually have 25-45 decent looking Chinese women. Not this time though. I am guess I am banned.

For now. Mamasan will let me know when I get reprieve.

[FromTheDMV]

Thanks for the response and sorry to hear you didn't get what you wanted. I'm surprised to hear that they told you they don't offer thoe types of services, the girl I had was young maybe late 20's and on the flip just went into those services before I even said anything about them. I'm on the young side too only being 26, but I look like I'm 20 and that's what the girls always say when I say I'm 26 and the girl I had was very appealing.

Maybe they thought you were a cop?

Wow, maybe I will try again in the near future. I have been asked before if I were LE, I work out a lot so I think that may be one of the reasons.