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  1. #840

    Gia

    As well I apologies for clearly overanalyzing a previous post. It's hard to see a girl as beautiful as you post and be real but as Vino stated with the reviews by Passion8 and VS's there's no doubt you're the real deal and I hope I can have the honor to be the next to post a positive review. Stay safe.

  2. #839

    Wow

    Shelbie I have seen your posts and reviews and was very curious about coming to meet you when I can get out of Daytona and visit. But after reading your response to Mr 2 seconds oops 2 posts I must say I am going to make time for sure. There is nothing better in this world than a sexy lady with brains and humor, I knew you were the first but after seeing your post I know your the trifecta. Keep it up girl I will be in touch soon.

  3. #838
    Quote Originally Posted by CelticShelbie  [View Original Post]
    I do accept and can handle constructive criticism but I feel you are being a bit harsh Mr. 2 posts. I do hope you find an incall that pleases your senses and that you find what you are looking for.

    Regards,

    Shelbie
    Ha!

    Just like Lauren, I love this reply. Admittedly, I am a Shelbie fan. Your post is just like your fun, engaging personality. It's on!

    I don't usually like the back and forth comments but I did like this one, LOL."Mr Two Posts" was classic.

    See you soon Shelbie.

  4. #837

    FYI Hunny

    Quote Originally Posted by CelticShelbie  [View Original Post]
    Wait a sec. Aren't you the guy who shorted me on cash for a hh, strolled in like you were Adonis himself and was rude from jump? Honestly, there probably was a used condom on the night stand (which is bad, I prob just forgot about it. Now that I'm aware it won't happen again it could also be that I tend to leave an open and ready condom on the night stand). It's also probably because right before YOU I plowed one of my numerous senior member regulars like the back 40. . Mmmmmmm.

    And I have no idea why I'm going to say this but here we go: The water closet is my daughters jurisdiction. Every day she doesn't clean it she pays me 5 dollars. We are at a stalemate so I did it myself yesterday and charged her 20 dollars. All in all I've made good money from the kid and she's lost privileges and allowance. Down here we call that damned good parenting baby. And I ALWAYS warn people that the cats sling litter and can be a bit messy. I think cats are the spawn of satan himself but they make my children happy. Honestly, I have had a regular * about the bleach smell in the wc. My incall is my home and along with it comes the usual day to day issues associated with that. My bedroom and living room are filled with amazingly gorgeous antiques and my style is quite eclectic. Sometimes on my chair in bedroom I have a stack of books as tv is forbidden in my household. We enjoy this awesome thing called reading, try it you'll like it. If that is clutter then oh well.

    As far as my smoking. Yes, it's my only vice besides whiskey and beer. I try to make my gentlemen aware of it and usually will use mouthwash before heading towards the bedroom. If there is a request for no smoking I will comply without question.

    Why on earth you have chosen to post this on the positive reviews section is beyond me. And I felt it necessary to respond here to defend myself. Apologies for any issues.

    My home is a cabin its 1500 sf compared to the 3000 sf I used to live in at mel beach. Yes, I'm still purging and donating and unpacking. I've actually been told that's part of my charm. I keep a cozy and clean home (except for the wc which my regs know the story and will actually LOL and say,"Still at the stalemate?"). If you were coming to enjoy the cabin and not my company I fear you are mongering for the wrong reasons.

    I do accept and can handle constructive criticism but I feel you are being a bit harsh Mr. 2 posts. I do hope you find an incall that pleases your senses and that you find what you are looking for.

    Regards,

    Shelbie
    NEVER leave a condom in plain view. That alone is enough for LEO to charge you!

  5. #836

    Farrah

    http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEs...ing-19/3523730

    Saw this girl last time she was in town and was able to see her again on this trip. She is really smoking hot and has a killer body. If you are looking for someone new, give her a try while she is still in town.

  6. #835

    I guess I owe Gia an apology.

    Gia, I just want to say that I'm sorry for doubting you. I publicly posted a couple of concerns that I had about you. I was wrong and am willing to admit it. With Passion8 and VS's great reviews about you, I have no doubts about you whatsoever. Except if you'll ever let me dream of you!

    I hope you'll accept my apology and now we can all rest assured that you are indeed, the Real Deal.

  7. #834

    Gia OMG Gia

    Well gentleman after all the fluff and flutter I can tell absolutely tell you that Gia is 100% real, with 100% real photos and is 1000% women.

    She is not only beautiful but her personality is as warm and beautiful as she is.

    I felt as if I was in the presence of the winner of Playboy's "college girls of the southeast" photo-shoot and I'm not exaggerating one bit.

    The reason she was not listed in Naples is that she never worked in this business in Naples.

    She is warm and affectionate and very real.

    Don't expect a Porn Star Experience, more like that girl down the street that you always wanted and are suddenly invited into her arms and your scared to death you'll lose your seed of life before you even enter paradise. Beautiful face, sexy eyes, soft voice and velvet skin, the whole package.

    If your lucky enough (she really is enrolled in college) to get an appointment, make sure you go, just to enjoy her company and to look at her if nothing else.

    If I were to advise her at all, I would advise her to double her fee just to let you see her the way nature made her, and nothing else, she is that exquisite.

    Until we meet again Gia, thank you for a lovely afternoon-VS

  8. #833

    Nice!

    Quote Originally Posted by CelticShelbie  [View Original Post]
    Wait a sec. Aren't you the guy who shorted me on cash for a hh, strolled in like you were Adonis himself and was rude from jump? Honestly, there probably was a used condom on the night stand (which is bad, I prob just forgot about it. Now that I'm aware it won't happen again it could also be that I tend to leave an open and ready condom on the night stand). It's also probably because right before YOU I plowed one of my numerous senior member regulars like the back 40. . Mmmmmmm.

    And I have no idea why I'm going to say this but here we go: The water closet is my daughters jurisdiction. Every day she doesn't clean it she pays me 5 dollars. We are at a stalemate so I did it myself yesterday and charged her 20 dollars. All in all I've made good money from the kid and she's lost privileges and allowance. Down here we call that damned good parenting baby. And I ALWAYS warn people that the cats sling litter and can be a bit messy. I think cats are the spawn of satan himself but they make my children happy. Honestly, I have had a regular * about the bleach smell in the wc. My incall is my home and along with it comes the usual day to day issues associated with that. My bedroom and living room are filled with amazingly gorgeous antiques and my style is quite eclectic. Sometimes on my chair in bedroom I have a stack of books as tv is forbidden in my household. We enjoy this awesome thing called reading, try it you'll like it. If that is clutter then oh well.

    As far as my smoking. Yes, it's my only vice besides whiskey and beer. I try to make my gentlemen aware of it and usually will use mouthwash before heading towards the bedroom. If there is a request for no smoking I will comply without question.

    Why on earth you have chosen to post this on the positive reviews section is beyond me. And I felt it necessary to respond here to defend myself. Apologies for any issues.

    My home is a cabin its 1500 sf compared to the 3000 sf I used to live in at mel beach. Yes, I'm still purging and donating and unpacking. I've actually been told that's part of my charm. I keep a cozy and clean home (except for the wc which my regs know the story and will actually LOL and say,"Still at the stalemate?"). If you were coming to enjoy the cabin and not my company I fear you are mongering for the wrong reasons.

    I do accept and can handle constructive criticism but I feel you are being a bit harsh Mr. 2 posts. I do hope you find an incall that pleases your senses and that you find what you are looking for.

    Regards,

    Shelbie
    I just had to give you kudos for your reply! I'm extremely anal retentive when it comes to tidiness, and am a smoker myself. My vice too besides a good Reisling or Moscato. I should buy stock in Febreeze. But what really cracked me up was that just today, I lost a condom. Its 11pm and I still haven't come across it, I don't recall my dog "chewing gum". But it still may turn up in a day or two LOL! Yes, that's happened ONCE before.

    Most gents realize our incalls if not at a hotel, are our residences, and yes life happens, but you and I both know. There's always one!

    Keep doing what ya do best, Baby!

    Xoxo L

  9. #832

    Seriously?

    Quote Originally Posted by Gabrielladulce  [View Original Post]
    They just love starting drama and attacking people. Look what happened to me. I just ask questions and I get accused of all sorts of things. You got to remember some people don't have a life, and starting drama for them adds excitement to their life.

    Welcome to the boards.
    You are the drama queen of the moment. There is a sweet girl up in NC that could use your help. I think Bubbles is her name. Please go join her.

  10. #831

    Jada69

    I was visiting Orlando for a couple of (wet) days, and now the sun is coming out and I have to head back home, but here's my dream.

    First off, let me say that coming from backwoods New England I rarely dream about meeting an SP. A couple of years ago, I joined USASG when I was on a trip to Savannah, but dreams didn't work out.

    Today, having a few hours to spare, I started browing the forums for Orlando. I came across Jada69's ad on this forum and started to dream. I dreamt I called her, and she directed me to her hotel. In my dream, I called her once I arrived and she gave me directions to the room.

    As one would expect in a good dream, she gave me a friendly greeting at the door. We got the LE check over and I proceed to drop my clothes on the floor (even in my dreams I am a slob). Funny, but in the dream Jada told me where she comes from, its bad luck to leave clothes on the floor, so clothes went on the bed.

    I dreamt that Jada gave me the USASG members discount (membership has its privileges) and I left the money on the bed. Then we proceeded to a relaxing FS (actually half and half) session. I am a sucker for touching and cuddling and thats what happened in this dream. After the event, we chatted for a bit before the hug goodbye and I woke up.

    Some dreams aren't worth having again, but this is one that I would like to repeat. In my dream, Jada was as pictured (she isn't a spinner) , warm, unrushed and friendly. She gave me a few compliments as well.

    All in all, a dream well worth having. If anyone does get a chance to see her, treat her (actually treat everyone) with respect.

    Now if we could only get some providers up in my neck of the woods.

  11. #830

    How interesting

    Quote Originally Posted by GeorgeMason  [View Original Post]
    Frankly, I don't see what all the glorified hype is about. I'll admit that she is VERY accommodating, but. Sure, she's an excellent kisser, once you get past the ashtray smell / taste. I found her home to be a little trashy, with used condom wrappers and other junk all over the place. And didn't any of you guys use her bathroom? It was really dirty and nasty.
    Wait a sec. Aren't you the guy who shorted me on cash for a hh, strolled in like you were Adonis himself and was rude from jump? Honestly, there probably was a used condom on the night stand (which is bad, I prob just forgot about it. Now that I'm aware it won't happen again it could also be that I tend to leave an open and ready condom on the night stand). It's also probably because right before YOU I plowed one of my numerous senior member regulars like the back 40. . Mmmmmmm.

    And I have no idea why I'm going to say this but here we go: The water closet is my daughters jurisdiction. Every day she doesn't clean it she pays me 5 dollars. We are at a stalemate so I did it myself yesterday and charged her 20 dollars. All in all I've made good money from the kid and she's lost privileges and allowance. Down here we call that damned good parenting baby. And I ALWAYS warn people that the cats sling litter and can be a bit messy. I think cats are the spawn of satan himself but they make my children happy. Honestly, I have had a regular ***** about the bleach smell in the wc. My incall is my home and along with it comes the usual day to day issues associated with that. My bedroom and living room are filled with amazingly gorgeous antiques and my style is quite eclectic. Sometimes on my chair in bedroom I have a stack of books as tv is forbidden in my household. We enjoy this awesome thing called reading, try it you'll like it. If that is clutter then oh well.

    As far as my smoking. Yes, it's my only vice besides whiskey and beer. I try to make my gentlemen aware of it and usually will use mouthwash before heading towards the bedroom. If there is a request for no smoking I will comply without question.

    Why on earth you have chosen to post this on the positive reviews section is beyond me. And I felt it necessary to respond here to defend myself. Apologies for any issues.

    My home is a cabin its 1500 sf compared to the 3000 sf I used to live in at mel beach. Yes, I'm still purging and donating and unpacking. I've actually been told that's part of my charm. I keep a cozy and clean home (except for the wc which my regs know the story and will actually LOL and say,"Still at the stalemate?"). If you were coming to enjoy the cabin and not my company I fear you are mongering for the wrong reasons.

    I do accept and can handle constructive criticism but I feel you are being a bit harsh Mr. 2 posts. I do hope you find an incall that pleases your senses and that you find what you are looking for.

    Regards,

    Shelbie

  12. #829

    Let me second that

    I'll second El Salvador's review, Although it's been awhile. I have seen platinum puzzy several times when she was in jax, and when she's visited here. You'll definitely enjoy yourself if you love bbw's, like I do.

    Quote Originally Posted by El Salvador  [View Original Post]
    I just had a dream with platinum puzzy. If you love bbws then she is your girl. She has the biggest ass I've ever seen.

    She can make good on conversations. I was nervous at first but she calmed me down and we hit it off. We even did some facesitting. Definetly a repeat.

  13. #828

    JerseyGirl

    Jersey! You are awesome! The moment I have time again! I will call you for a nice rendezvous

    Keep looking good and hope to have lunch with you again and of course dessert!

  14. #827

    Pasuun8

    Redirect your report to General Reports.

    This is only if you have something good to say about your experience with a provider!

  15. #826

    I had a dream

    I had a dream I meet a girl named Gwen. She was a BBW and had best oral skills ever, IMHO. When I popped she held me in deep and didn't spill a drop. Then on my second trip we went to the Mediterranean. Our dated ended with her mind blowing oral skills.

    Then I woke to reality.

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