Positive Escort Reviews

**Sillyolman** · 04-01-11 18:29

Originally Posted by Gabrielladulce [View Original Post]

They just love starting drama and attacking people. Look what happened to me. I just ask questions and I get accused of all sorts of things. You got to remember some people don't have a life, and starting drama for them adds excitement to their life.

Welcome to the boards.

You are the drama queen of the moment. There is a sweet girl up in NC that could use your help. I think Bubbles is her name. Please go join her.

**Mr Punter** · 04-01-11 15:42

I was visiting Orlando for a couple of (wet) days, and now the sun is coming out and I have to head back home, but here's my dream.

First off, let me say that coming from backwoods New England I rarely dream about meeting an SP. A couple of years ago, I joined USASG when I was on a trip to Savannah, but dreams didn't work out.

Today, having a few hours to spare, I started browing the forums for Orlando. I came across Jada69's ad on this forum and started to dream. I dreamt I called her, and she directed me to her hotel. In my dream, I called her once I arrived and she gave me directions to the room.

As one would expect in a good dream, she gave me a friendly greeting at the door. We got the LE check over and I proceed to drop my clothes on the floor (even in my dreams I am a slob). Funny, but in the dream Jada told me where she comes from, its bad luck to leave clothes on the floor, so clothes went on the bed.

I dreamt that Jada gave me the USASG members discount (membership has its privileges) and I left the money on the bed. Then we proceeded to a relaxing FS (actually half and half) session. I am a sucker for touching and cuddling and thats what happened in this dream. After the event, we chatted for a bit before the hug goodbye and I woke up.

Some dreams aren't worth having again, but this is one that I would like to repeat. In my dream, Jada was as pictured (she isn't a spinner) , warm, unrushed and friendly. She gave me a few compliments as well.

All in all, a dream well worth having. If anyone does get a chance to see her, treat her (actually treat everyone) with respect.

Now if we could only get some providers up in my neck of the woods.

**Member #4170** · 04-01-11 13:28

Originally Posted by GeorgeMason [View Original Post]

Frankly, I don't see what all the glorified hype is about. I'll admit that she is VERY accommodating, but. Sure, she's an excellent kisser, once you get past the ashtray smell / taste. I found her home to be a little trashy, with used condom wrappers and other junk all over the place. And didn't any of you guys use her bathroom? It was really dirty and nasty.

Wait a sec. Aren't you the guy who shorted me on cash for a hh, strolled in like you were Adonis himself and was rude from jump? Honestly, there probably was a used condom on the night stand (which is bad, I prob just forgot about it. Now that I'm aware it won't happen again it could also be that I tend to leave an open and ready condom on the night stand). It's also probably because right before YOU I plowed one of my numerous senior member regulars like the back 40. . Mmmmmmm.

And I have no idea why I'm going to say this but here we go: The water closet is my daughters jurisdiction. Every day she doesn't clean it she pays me 5 dollars. We are at a stalemate so I did it myself yesterday and charged her 20 dollars. All in all I've made good money from the kid and she's lost privileges and allowance. Down here we call that damned good parenting baby. And I ALWAYS warn people that the cats sling litter and can be a bit messy. I think cats are the spawn of satan himself but they make my children happy. Honestly, I have had a regular ***** about the bleach smell in the wc. My incall is my home and along with it comes the usual day to day issues associated with that. My bedroom and living room are filled with amazingly gorgeous antiques and my style is quite eclectic. Sometimes on my chair in bedroom I have a stack of books as tv is forbidden in my household. We enjoy this awesome thing called reading, try it you'll like it. If that is clutter then oh well.

As far as my smoking. Yes, it's my only vice besides whiskey and beer. I try to make my gentlemen aware of it and usually will use mouthwash before heading towards the bedroom. If there is a request for no smoking I will comply without question.

Why on earth you have chosen to post this on the positive reviews section is beyond me. And I felt it necessary to respond here to defend myself. Apologies for any issues.

My home is a cabin its 1500 sf compared to the 3000 sf I used to live in at mel beach. Yes, I'm still purging and donating and unpacking. I've actually been told that's part of my charm. I keep a cozy and clean home (except for the wc which my regs know the story and will actually LOL and say,"Still at the stalemate?"). If you were coming to enjoy the cabin and not my company I fear you are mongering for the wrong reasons.

I do accept and can handle constructive criticism but I feel you are being a bit harsh Mr. 2 posts. I do hope you find an incall that pleases your senses and that you find what you are looking for.

Regards,

Shelbie

**Volbbwluver** · 04-01-11 11:51

I'll second El Salvador's review, Although it's been awhile. I have seen platinum puzzy several times when she was in jax, and when she's visited here. You'll definitely enjoy yourself if you love bbw's, like I do.

Originally Posted by El Salvador [View Original Post]

I just had a dream with platinum puzzy. If you love bbws then she is your girl. She has the biggest ass I've ever seen.

She can make good on conversations. I was nervous at first but she calmed me down and we hit it off. We even did some facesitting. Definetly a repeat.

**Eelectri** · 04-01-11 10:16

Jersey! You are awesome! The moment I have time again! I will call you for a nice rendezvous

Keep looking good and hope to have lunch with you again and of course dessert!

**Eelectri** · 04-01-11 10:12

Redirect your report to General Reports.

This is only if you have something good to say about your experience with a provider!

**Austins66** · 04-01-11 03:42

I had a dream I meet a girl named Gwen. She was a BBW and had best oral skills ever, IMHO. When I popped she held me in deep and didn't spill a drop. Then on my second trip we went to the Mediterranean. Our dated ended with her mind blowing oral skills.

Then I woke to reality.

**GabriellaDulce** · 04-01-11 01:04

Originally Posted by Passun8 [View Original Post]

I wasn't going to bother responding to the ridiculous accusation of the "one of us is lying" comment by the new guy with one post and the logic skills of a 4th grader but I got to say something, right? What does bother me is that I wait a full 24 hrs to see my post even show up with info that I figured everyone following the drama would find to be of some value and see that this self professed hobbyist without A BIT of credibility and can make asinine comments and have it show up in a couple of hours, WTF?

And while I am at it, what is with all the damn drama and super sleuthing going on? I get that nobody likes getting ripped off, dealing with the major disappointments of bait and switch or spending wasted time in front of some hotel only to be blown off. Not to mention the safety and leo issues. IMO, lately (as in for several months now) there is a little to much paranoia and drama here to the point that it is beginning to take away from the point of this board. I come here to avoid the problems I mentioned and this board has been a huge help with that, which is why I contribute when I can. Not to come tune in to "As the World Turns at USG". Okay, done ranting, that's my $0. 04 worth (that's my inflation adjusted two cents).

So I know this is the WRONG place to post this and I would be happy to delete it if someone could tell me where to post it with all the new categories we have now? Why don't we add a new category and call it "Drama and Bitches" to unclutter the boards a bit and get back to the point of the boards?

P8

They just love starting drama and attacking people. Look what happened to me. I just ask questions and I get accused of all sorts of things. You got to remember some people don't have a life, and starting drama for them adds excitement to their life.

Welcome to the boards.

**Member #4166** · 03-31-11 22:46

I wasn't going to bother responding to the ridiculous accusation of the "one of us is lying" comment by the new guy with one post and the logic skills of a 4th grader but I got to say something, right? What does bother me is that I wait a full 24 hrs to see my post even show up with info that I figured everyone following the drama would find to be of some value and see that this self professed hobbyist without A BIT of credibility and can make asinine comments and have it show up in a couple of hours, WTF?

And while I am at it, what is with all the damn drama and super sleuthing going on? I get that nobody likes getting ripped off, dealing with the major disappointments of bait and switch or spending wasted time in front of some hotel only to be blown off. Not to mention the safety and leo issues. IMO, lately (as in for several months now) there is a little to much paranoia and drama here to the point that it is beginning to take away from the point of this board. I come here to avoid the problems I mentioned and this board has been a huge help with that, which is why I contribute when I can. Not to come tune in to "As the World Turns at USG". Okay, done ranting, that's my $0. 04 worth (that's my inflation adjusted two cents).

So I know this is the WRONG place to post this and I would be happy to delete it if someone could tell me where to post it with all the new categories we have now? Why don't we add a new category and call it "Drama and Bitches" to unclutter the boards a bit and get back to the point of the boards?

P8

**Goddess** · 03-31-11 20:58

Originally Posted by Gabrielladulce [View Original Post]

I am really happy that she is legit, and nothing bad happened to you!

Why don't you make her a public apology since you was woman enough to publicly attack her.

**JerseyGirl** · 03-31-11 19:22

Originally Posted by RallyArt19 [View Original Post]

So I had a dream of Jenna and Jersey and what a dream it was. Wow Jersey girls tan body with such and amazing ass as she stood in some sexy heels her legs and body had me going crazy. Then she went to town on Jenna as I took her from the back only in a dream could I feel like a porn star. I hope some day soon I can dream of these two lovely devilish ladies again. Be safe rally out

Yes Rally very nice time was had, looking forward to seeing you soon baby.

**Otwist** · 03-31-11 19:18

Originally Posted by CocoaHobiest [View Original Post]

OK, so based off of this positive review, I just now E-mailed her. And here's the response I got.

So, one of you is lying.

This just seems way too fishy.

Update: I just got an E-mail from her after I questioned her phone situation, and she said that she DOES have a phone, but it's crappy and she prefers to use E-mail. Look, I know that I am a new poster here and you all will take what I say with a grain of salt, but that's my experience, and it sounds just a little "off" for me.

Read Passun's other reports. It is always good to be cautious, but I would think Passun's report is legit. BTW, its Hobbyist, not Hobiest.

**El Salvador** · 03-31-11 19:09

I just had a dream with platinum puzzy. If you love bbws then she is your girl. She has the biggest ass I've ever seen.

She can make good on conversations. I was nervous at first but she calmed me down and we hit it off. We even did some facesitting. Definetly a repeat.

**CocoaHobiest** · 03-31-11 18:57

Originally Posted by Passun8 [View Original Post]

So, I sent her an email and got a prompt response, and then made an appointment for the afternoon by text. I confirmed with her by phone when I was on my way and a second call when I was close for the exact address. Treat her right guys and hopefully she figures out how to handle all the attention she will be getting.

And Gia, please keep my number!

P8

OK, so based off of this positive review, I just now E-mailed her at the E-mail address stated in the her origional post. here's the response I got.

Originally Posted by Gia by E-mail

Do to being new I'and town I'm still working on getting a new phone so we would have to communicate via email If that's not a problem. Also I have 12 45 open tomorrow the earliest..)

This, in combination with her initial post which read:

Originally Posted by Gia's advertizement post

Do to my recent move my phone is shut off until next week, so for now you can contact me@G.Rodriqu****@gmail.com And I will respond asap

So, one of you is lying.

This just seems way too fishy.

Update: I just got an E-mail from her after I questioned her phone situation, and she said that she DOES have a phone, but it's crappy and she prefers to use E-mail... Look, I know that I am a new poster here and you all will take what I say with a grain of salt, but that's my experience, and it sounds just a little "off" for me.

**El Salvador** · 03-31-11 17:50

I had a dream with platinum puzzy. If you love bbws then she is your girl. She has the biggest ass I've ever seen. She is very nice and she makes good conversations. I was very nervous at first but she calmed me down and set a good mood. She is a great kisser and she allowed me to experiment fetishes like facesitting. She is the real deal.