Massage Parlor Reports

**Bebop60** · 03-24-11 02:07

Went to Tao on lawrence east of Kedzie. Got older butterface with decent bod. Paid. 75 for hour and shower, groped her everywhere during a very good massage but was completely shut down on extras. My first strikeout in years.

I'll have to go home and bother the wife I guess.

**Von Beave** · 03-23-11 23:31

Old post about Aleona's and was wondering if anyone had any intel on this place? Just trying to see if there are new places to try. My spidey sense says that a place that post's it direct location and is in Wheaton is legit.

Originally Posted by Kda Kodiac [View Original Post]

Saw this place advertised and had to TOFFT.

http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs...ing-23/6060786

The first floor is locked up and you have to ring to get in. The lady at the counter took care of the economics and we retired to adjoining rooms. If there are specials to be had I struck out completely. Dear Tina has been it the states for a WEEK and needed help to just communicate.

The massage was outstanding IMHO but no happy ending. $1. 4 w / tip. Would go back for someone else. There were 2 others being worked on when I got there. Maybe they faired better.

Here is the strange thing. After the massage and table shower they offer a complimentary 20 minute foot massage. I thought that was interesting so I jumped at it. We walked to the massage chairs and a GUY gave the massage. Freaked me out. He not only did the feet but started to move up my leg. I jumped, He says "What's wrong" I say "I'm done". Even if it is free, I did not go there to have some guy work on me. I do get a chuckle but no.

Later Kda

**George W. Bush** · 03-23-11 23:22

Originally Posted by Slim [View Original Post]

Probably an LE thing.

I was at a place a while back, and the tip was never mentioned, nor were services. I did leave happy though. She gave me a HJ because she thought I was nice, and I left her .4 because I thought she gave a good massage. There's absolutely no crime in either of those things. She never offered sex for money, and I never offered money for sex.

**Northwell** · 03-23-11 23:00

Originally Posted by Vazooli [View Original Post]

Is it just me, or are others seeing more appreciation from providers for our business? Specifically, I am seeing more gratitude for a standard. 40 tip for a standard HR than I have in a long time. A few years ago there was always a lot of pressure to leave. 60 or more. Especially if skin was bared and roaming allowed. Now it seems they are happy I didn't stop at. 20.

Anyone else seeing this impact of the Great Recession?

-Vazooli

Stopped by 2246 N Clark tonight. It's a legit place and many times that is all that I want.

Had the same girl who gave me rushed service before- just my luck. Paid for an hour and was on my way out after 40 minutes. What a rip!

I will not go back. And I've been going there for 2 years. Told her so after I showed her the time on my phone and then gave her a 2 dollar tip out of spite.

Take good care of the quality providers out there.

**Slim** · 03-23-11 20:22

Originally Posted by Vazooli [View Original Post]

Is it just me, or are others seeing more appreciation from providers for our business? Specifically, I am seeing more gratitude for a standard. 40 tip for a standard HR than I have in a long time. A few years ago there was always a lot of pressure to leave. 60 or more. Especially if skin was bared and roaming allowed. Now it seems they are happy I didn't stop at. 20.

Anyone else seeing this impact of the Great Recession?

-Vazooli

The big difference I notice is many never try to negotiate up front anymore. It's more a leave what you want and you may or may not get a dirty look. Probably an LE thing. Probably explains why they are happy with 40.

**Magooski** · 03-23-11 19:50

I'm not as generous with tips as I have been in the past, especially if roaming is not on the menu, so so massage or short timing me. If they keep things consistant and good their regulars may be more regular. Just a release does not mean a big tip. I had a short tip improve service the next time with a 4 month delay between visits.

Originally Posted by Vazooli [View Original Post]

Is it just me, or are others seeing more appreciation from providers for our business? Specifically, I am seeing more gratitude for a standard. 40 tip for a standard HR than I have in a long time. A few years ago there was always a lot of pressure to leave. 60 or more. Especially if skin was bared and roaming allowed. Now it seems they are happy I didn't stop at. 20.

Anyone else seeing this impact of the Great Recession?

-Vazooli

**MandingoStarr** · 03-23-11 19:42

I'm new to the site, and I've read many, many reviews on here before I decided to join. I've seen many girls, and have had many massages. But out of all of them, I liked Yumi the best. She's always given me great "service"

But recently I heard a very disturbing "rumor" as I like to call it (not sure whats true or not) about her having some sort of infection or disease? Any one else hear this? Please let me know.

http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs...e-_-24/7608270

**Casper27** · 03-23-11 19:40

Originally Posted by PussyPoker [View Original Post]

Last Saturday I went for my very good massage and blue balls special at Sunkiss. While all of the girls there are very good at relaxing you they will never touch your dick. As I was leaving I noticed a flashing blue light on the corner. Yep it's a spy camera on the corner of Ashland and Chicago. It is across the street and on the corner facing the spa.

Take a stroll down ashland from chicago to division there are between 4 & 5 blue lights. I guess leo can use them to check how many and who goes in to get a massage. I think the purpose that they have served is the cutback on crime or rather the war between the harrison gents and satan disciples.

**Kda Kodiac** · 03-23-11 18:22

Originally Posted by Alterxxx [View Original Post]

I won't give much detail, but all options are on the table at this place. An if they're not, all you got to do is ask. Not all Latina's either. I had a great time with a red head that went by Valerie, claimed she was from New York. Greatest ass ever. Face not too good. Face maybe 6. 5 or 7, body maybe 8. 5 because that ass was just banging, too bad she was small on top. I did overpay, again, but what the fuck, you only live once. And damm that assss. Also, seems like there is a lot of traffic and that neighbors know whats up. If anyone has any info on other ladies here, it would be greatly appreciated as I didn't catch any other names. I did see a cute Latina with huge knockers.

I decided to give the spot a try. Gave a call set up time and drove by. Only to be met by.

Uncle Leo, with a set of binoculars, eyes trained on the place, about 3 door down. Left a.

Bit frustrated and mad. Uncle Leo, do something constructive and get the hell away.

**Ghostface89** · 03-23-11 17:02

Originally Posted by Sanptn [View Original Post]

Guys, Is there any good massage places or providers with easy mass transit (metro) access from downtown.

Please PM me if you have any info. I am visiting Chicago shortly.

If you just take the Red Line to the Chinatown exit, you will be within walking distance of a number of spas. If you wish to continue from Chinatown, then take Archer buses S / SW and you can hit more spas.

**Sanptn** · 03-23-11 14:56

Guys, Is there any good massage places or providers with easy mass transit (metro) access from downtown.

Please PM me if you have any info. I am visiting Chicago shortly.

**Steven Lynn** · 03-23-11 14:45

Originally Posted by Cubiche [View Original Post]

Division just east of Rockwell northside of street LEO camera at corner

Do you have a street number?

**Ashoka** · 03-23-11 14:45

I just tried this place out and you describe it perfectly. Had Nikki, who was cute and gave a very good massage (despite her slight weight, she used a lot of elbow and climbed on top and put her weight into it. Very effective, even without back walk bars). The weird thing is while they won't provide a finish at all, there was enough touching and teasing during both shower and massage that I really don't think they could strictly be called legal, either. Not sure I understand the risk-reward calculus they're making. Anyway, I can't say I didn't enjoy it, and they have great hours. Willing to take appointments all the way to 11:30, or so the desk guy said. The lack of late night options here really sucks, so I will probably return to Sunkiss.

Not sure if blue flashies should intimidate us or not. They are primarily for gang activity and drugs / prostitution, so I doubt they're monitoring people entering a legal business front. LEO's probably more likely to monitor these type of boards to get info for AMP raids than some grainy street camera! Another good reason to keep our reviews more general (I'm as guilty of that as anyone, I know).

Originally Posted by PussyPoker [View Original Post]

Last Saturday I went for my very good massage and blue balls special at Sunkiss. While all of the girls there are very good at relaxing you they will never touch your dick. As I was leaving I noticed a flashing blue light on the corner. Yep it's a spy camera on the corner of Ashland and Chicago. It is across the street and on the corner facing the spa.

**Ashoka** · 03-23-11 14:30

Originally Posted by Humpfree [View Original Post]

You think Julie good. You need to try Susie, she would be your ATF.

I recently went back after having tried it a few times last year. I always had Julie, and this time got Susie. Susie is definitely more outgoing and giggly; Julie is more reserved. Personally, however, I think Julie gives a way better massage, and she never rushed me on the ending. Susie had me out the door in 45 on an hour appointment, a big peeve for me.

Still, either is a good value and KM is conveniently located for west siders.

**Davidonecall** · 03-23-11 12:24

Originally Posted by PussyPoker [View Original Post]

Last Saturday I went for my very good massage and blue balls special at Sunkiss. While all of the girls there are very good at relaxing you they will never touch your dick. As I was leaving I noticed a flashing blue light on the corner. Yep it's a spy camera on the corner of Ashland and Chicago. It is across the street and on the corner facing the spa.

Hay thanks for the head up. Just what we need somone keeping an eye on us. Scratch Sunkiss from my list. For all I know it could be making a list of the visitors. I don't need that.