Massage Parlor Reports

[Loader401]

Wow, maybe I will try again in the near future. I have been asked before if I were LE, I work out a lot so I think that may be one of the reasons.

I have been in your shoes before, looking young, clean cut, & fit physical appearance. Hell, I still look young, at least thats what they all say and then suprised when I tell them my age-they always guess I'm 10 yrs younger, my hair is shaggier-used to be buzz cut like LEO, that didn't help, and I am still fit because I hit the gym. Damn, I think I'll go look in the mirror right now since I look so dashing.

Alright I'm back. Anyways, I have found that the more you flirt with them without being overbearing, the more you can joke and make a fool of yourself and your "special purpose". Kudos to those who know which movie I am referencing, and the more confident yet laid back you are with them, the better the chance they will treat like a regular instead of a newbie off the street. If I try some place new, I sometimes mention that I am trying to find a new place to play since my regular spot's service is becoming subpar. They usually ask where else I've been and I mention a couple of places and leave it be. Once again, if I'm new to this establishment, I tend to let my "special purpose" expose itself in a joking context to make the provider laugh and feel more at ease that I am not LEO. It tends to make them more playful before the shower. Upon entering the shower, well you are on your own. I got you that far, now you do the work young grasshopper and let us know here on USG what you got.

Well, my secrets are revealed and it they stop working for me, then I blame you and I'm kickin some ass.

Be safe,

Loader

[Barkeater]

First post!

I went to one of the new places on 2110 Gallows road, there are two in the same office complex. I thought I saw an add saying 60$ for one hour special, but went into the wrong place (Castle). They took my 60$ tho, and an adorable young girl named Kim gave me a long, thorough, very platonic, massage. The things she did to my spine! Sadly, there was no happy ending to this story, unless you count my well adjusted spinal column.

Hey, I know I am just a noob, so don't shoot me, but are their new employees at Booja? I went there a couple of times in January and their were 2 or 3 older women, who weren't my type. If they rotated their staff I might revisit.

[Zhuxi]

After a positive review posted here on USG a little while ago I thought I would give this establishment a try as well as the recommended provider. So I did my due diligence and off I was.

MnV

I take just because a C is in the name this place isn't as good as HWC.

PS- Nice to see you're still alive.

Zhuxi

[Capricaone]

Yep, definite TOFTT. Went to TWBC asked for Candi who was great last time."Sorry on vacation." Got Lucky who was definitely pretty but needs a new line of work. Terrible attitude. I mean terrible. Don't be fooled by the wrapping. This toy isn't worth playing with. Deducted points from her and she complained like crazy at the end. Not going to TWBC again till I hear good news. Its a shame as Candi was 5-stars.

[Justforme]

Unless something stood out from the service that made you feel you should give more. The hope of a little more on a future visit. The hands touching in just the way you like it. Teasing touches or pecks. Whatever you like that would have stood out would have deserved more. In my O, you had a good time got stroked 40 is more than enough.

The more you give the more for the lesser service the think they can con from you the next time. You may not get more but you may be expected to pay more. Give, so they know you will not stiff them and work you TIPS up as their service increases.

PS: D not feel bad if you need to cut back on the TIPS for shitty service.

Again, just my opinion.

Basically, .40 is the bottom, like no HJ at all, or just a simple HJ. If the TS was that good, and you're going back, .60 is the number.

[Fatpig]

Hit up the new spot in herndon. Nice location in office park. Easy to get to. Two door setup for discretion. Providers answer the door. They are new. 1 week so far. Only 2 ladies working there now. Angie and another. Both are decent looking. Most here will like. Shower was nice and through. I was going to be happy. Sauna is ok but has a window to the outside? Very weird. Massage was ok. A bit lighter than I like but what can you do. She was playful the entire time. Then for the flip she comes to my head and asks how much I have. This pisses me off anytime. I said I have enough to cover what comes. She kept at it. So I said 60. She said that minimum. CRAZY. So she give standard with no play on my end. I give her 40 at the end and she was a bit pushy. I told her, I will take care of you more, if you take care of me more.

YMMV.

Of the 4 places in herndon I rate this one second highest next to Herndon Therapy. If they get nicer girls it will be top notch. Honto of course being the bottom of the barrel.

Need more details? PM me. Those that have shared with me in the past or share always get priority treatment from me.

[Captn Stubbing]

I have visited most of the massage parlors in Northern Va over the past 5 years. The FS ones have moved to condos.

Considering I won't be going back here is my review of my favourite.

I arrived at the vienna condo. The same Chinese family runs the one in arlington as well. They usually bring in women from restarants or out of state.

I arrived and the women who was working was ugly even for Chinese. About 28. Not feminine at all. Tall about 5'11, and the killer was hairy pits. Gross. Boner killer for me.

Closed my eyes and tried to think of the chick who was on the cover of the new SI swimsuit cover.

She got undressed and asked what I liked. I said well, I like seeing a girl on all fours with an apple in her mouth.

She either didn't understand or pretended not to hear me. Light massage and then time to do the deed. Whipped out the condom and startied to bang her like the ugly dog she is.

About 5 mins into she start screaming and goes Bat Sh*t. She said you too dominating. Don't like. What was

She expecting. Us to cuddle? Long story short, she calls the mamsan and I end only paying 100 instead of the 160 because I didn't finish. She is still screaming at me. For what I don't know. I go to the sink and get a glass of water. I then dump the water on head and walk out.

Fun Wed. They usually have 25-45 decent looking Chinese women. Not this time though. I am guess I am banned.

For now. Mamasan will let me know when I get reprieve.

[FromTheDMV]

Thanks for the response and sorry to hear you didn't get what you wanted. I'm surprised to hear that they told you they don't offer thoe types of services, the girl I had was young maybe late 20's and on the flip just went into those services before I even said anything about them. I'm on the young side too only being 26, but I look like I'm 20 and that's what the girls always say when I say I'm 26 and the girl I had was very appealing.

Maybe they thought you were a cop?

Wow, maybe I will try again in the near future. I have been asked before if I were LE, I work out a lot so I think that may be one of the reasons.

[Rooster454]

Yes to both. The provider insisted that they didn't provide the services I was looking for. I am on the young looking side so she said more than once that the ladies there were not young & wouldn't appeal to me anyway. Recommended I go elsewhere. She was an attractive older woman (early 40s?) so I didn't mind.

Thanks for the response and sorry to hear you didn't get what you wanted. I'm surprised to hear that they told you they don't offer thoe types of services, the girl I had was young maybe late 20's and on the flip just went into those services before I even said anything about them. I'm on the young side too only being 26, but I look like I'm 20 and that's what the girls always say when I say I'm 26 and the girl I had was very appealing.

Maybe they thought you were a cop?

[FromTheDMV]

Can you explain why you would not go back?

I'm just curious because I went there less than 2 weeks ago and really enjoyed my visit. Read my review, was it nothing like that or it just wasn't your place?

Yes to both. The provider insisted that they didn't provide the services I was looking for. I am on the young looking side so she said more than once that the ladies there were not young & wouldn't appeal to me anyway. Recommended I go elsewhere. She was an attractive older woman (early 40s?) so I didn't mind.

[MoonView]

After a positive review posted here on USG a little while ago I thought I would give this establishment a try as well as the recommended provider. So I did my due diligence and off I was.

A nice facility with a tucked away and somewhat private entrance, though the main door of the building faces the road. I was pleasantly surprised with spa facility offerings which were somewhat nicer than most.

My provider's name was Yo-yo, she was as described, early 30 something with a nice set of D's and I might add very nice long back hair that gave me some interesting thoughts before my massage started, though my fantasy never did come to full reality.

The table shower was above average but in more of a therapeutic type of way, but still a nice surprise! A trip to the sauna was offered afterward to which I declined.

Back to the room, a nice relaxing massage with the addition of lots of warm moist towels used during the session. I found this very pleasant indeed but I can see how some might find it a bit bothersome. I only mention this so you can opt out if you wish by telling the masseuse before you lay face down into the head cradle becoming completely unaware of what's coming next as peripheral vision is limited unless you lift your head up.

Now to the flip; a "standard NOVA" finish but with a twist which made things interesting, think Russian but with fingers in assistance with ice cream cone interludes. Well, you get the picture. Nice!

Cleaned up and dressed and I was good to go, and that's when it got weird (alluded too also here in review post #4790) , ie *compensation.

This unpleasantness lasted for about 2 minutes to which I held steadfast, keeping to the appropriate compensation level for services rendered. Unfortunately an epilogue to a nice main event left me in somewhat of an annoyed state.

As I have never been a big fan of compensation in plain view, under the watch or eyeglasses or whatever but have been OK with a discussion beforehand or even during. But unfortunately in this case, no discussion ever came and I was not about to start one either. If she had higher "above market" expectations, she should have mentioned them at the start, as some who try, do.

These girls know the score and every once in a while you get one that becomes an over zealous entrepreneur. Sadly, I know times are tough but they are for everyone. She told me she was fairly new, so I hope her next interaction goes better, as it's a pity to let this talent slip away.

*.6/.8/1

MnV

[Rooster454]

I stopped by mwc last nite. Not what I expected. I can't recommend. Paid. 8 for an hr. Standard nova after some persuasian. .6 tip because she was nice. Won't repeat. There, I just busted my cherry.

Can you explain why you would not go back?

I'm just curious because I went there less than 2 weeks ago and really enjoyed my visit. Read my review, was it nothing like that or it just wasn't your place?

[Freedomfighter]

I was graciously given a place to check by another fellow hobbiest. His experiance was not at all like mine. The AMP is locatede in falls church 6400 seven corners pl. (Evergreen Wellness). I went in with high hopes and left dismayed. .80 was the hour fee and I gladly paid. The TS was wonderful, the massage was wonderful, the precursor to the flip was wonderful. Upon flipping, the first words out my provider's mouth. Her name is Sara- was "how much money do you have?" Now in the decade that I have played this game I have never been asked that question. It set the tone for the rest of the session. Now I asked what was on the menu and she replied "how much money do you have?" I was going to ask the question again but she proceeded to play with me and my little brain accidentaly spoke up and told $. Granted I came prepared for the full menu. As I always do- but I rarely partake in. She then proceeds with a standard nova how do you do and that was it. Before I was completed she tells me other places like Peach closed because they offer more and she tells me that she doesn't do it. Now after I completed and as she cleans me up she then proceeds to tell me that she doesn't know me well but "next time" she will treat me better and give me more. Total 180 on me. I think she got stupid for a sec since she spent 5 mins telling me the opposite. I think she messed up her game. Anyways, she asks for the tip and I only give. 6 to her. I would have only given. 4 because the attitude but she went a little bit above, not by much. She gets angry and demands more. All in all, I ended up almost taking. 2 away because she is pissing me off from rushing the flip, demanding more money, to the bs line of I don't do it and 5 mins later saying next time I do more. So I stand my ground to the pushy almost forceful provider and threaten to take more money away and talking to mamasan. She backed down and took my original gracious offer of. 6 and said goodbye. So out of pocket. 8 for an hr, .6 finish for a total of $.4. As always, YMMV and as a lesson to newbies,

1) Intel is intel. Be thankful for whatever you get. Some fellow monger is trying to help you out. Even though he can't promise you the same, be thankful.

2) Stand your ground. Don't fall shy to a pushy provider. If they don't deliver on your agreement or they rush you out and then demand more money, don't pay extra. You may feel bad at first but when you walk out, you will be happier with each step. If you were in a restaurant and you waiter didn't bring you your beer, and you food was cold, and he charged for the beer and he wanted more tip for waiting on you, would you give him extra tip? Pay the minimum and walk out. If you need to, ask for the mamasan.

3) YMMV is true.

Be safe and happy mongering,

Loader

Same thing happened to me at Swan across from Skyline. I also was unprepared and made the same generous offer. Afterwards she promised more the next time I visit. TS and massage was mediocre so I will not be back.

[Max Beelyun]

...The AMP is locatede in falls church 6400 seven corners pl. (Evergreen Wellness). I went in with high hopes and left dismayed. .80 was the hour fee and I gladly paid. The TS was wonderful, the massage was wonderful, the precursor to the flip was wonderful. Upon flipping, the first words out my provider's mouth.her name is Sara- was "how much money do you have?"

If I were asked that, my reply would instantly be "That depends on what is on the menu". Though I usually don't bring any extra, since they can't shake you down for money you don't have. (However, if I call ahead, and I know the girl, I may bring extra.)

[Rooster454]

It's not quite a mp, it's just a girl in a small apartment in falls church with a massage table. She said she doesn't live there hence the lack of a bed and the only furniture being a massage table and a couch. Massage was very weak and I was dowsed in baby oil. On the flip she did a little light rubbing on my legs and arm and then went into HJ. Roaming and licking was allowed up north and some roaming down south, but lets just say my hands stayed dry. It didn't seem as though she offered extras.

I don't think I would repeat as the price is high for the lack of massage quality and extras available

I forgot the link.

http://nova.backpage.com/BodyRubs/am...you-25/4600767