Massage Parlor Reports

[BeaverFever]

I've noticed that Joan's is advertising "an expanded menu." Has anyone been there lately?

I've met all the girls there and they are all attractive, pleasant people. I just found that mileage just wasn't there for your dollar. If they really have expanded the menu without greatly raising prices I may have to make the rounds again.

I would not get to excited about the EXPANDED post. They moved to a new condo in the building and the new item on the menu is that they are going to install a stripper pole, not installed yet.

I have been there several times and enjoyed myself, mostly night visits with Nikki and Amber, but I have also seen Joan. The night crew is way to pricey for what you get. The girls told me that things at night had slowed down a lot.

I hope things do expand but I am not to excited or confident that they will balance out the cost to benefit ratio.

[Seminole John]

I've noticed that Joan's is advertising "an expanded menu." Has anyone been there lately?

I've met all the girls there and they are all attractive, pleasant people. I just found that mileage just wasn't there for your dollar. If they really have expanded the menu without greatly raising prices I may have to make the rounds again.

[Mrjmap]

They don't seem to last in Orlando so get there soon if this is what you are looking for.

I tried it out and my experience was the same as Jrod 21 and Laymedown1. Except she only offered me 30 mins for 45 even though there didn't seem to be any one else there and it wasn't late. After about 15 mins she asked if I wanted full relaxation, the best I could negotiate down to was $.2 but she said maybe less next time, LOL.

Worst part was the clean up with a cold paper towel, the hot towel treatment is so much better.

I went and see her yesterday as well, well worth it. Also could only get her down to $.20 said she was leaving on the 18 or 19th just a few days left will be back in June gave me her digits also. And DATY was also on the menu which I took advantage of and it was nice. Wish they had table shower though would be nice.

[Bicerock]

Alright. First post, though I have been trolling for months. I figure I should give back to the community, sorry for not doing so earlier.

Visited the new Total Relaxation. Went there based on several other reviews. The old spot (My Thai) was a nice room, cute ladies, good rub, but never anything beyond that for me. TR has same room, offers a "shower yourself", and then a pretty crappy overall rub. If you are into the rub, this is not the place for you IMO. If you are into other things. Well. Read all the solid reviews.

I drew a Mellina (though it was most likely the same lady as Post 5978. Vivian). Maybe I missed the name with her accent, but she did not correct me. Great set of bolt ons. Big fan. Took the 30 min option for. 45. Accepted the "do it yourself" shower and was led back to the room. Less than 5 min into was asked to flip. Upsell begins. 1.2 for CBJ was only offer. Dissappointingly, I took it. Way over paid but figured I could buy trust for the next outing there. There will be a next outing. Would like to catch Crissy and see what that is all about.

I have to post regarding other spots and providers. Give me some time to compose my thoughts on NT, Rainbow, Ginkku, Joan's ladies, and those other spots in Longwood / Maitland / Altamonte areas. Sign on my fav place says they open back on Monday. I hope that is the case.

[Gotudroolin]

They don't seem to last in Orlando so get there soon if this is what you are looking for.

I tried it out and my experience was the same as Jrod 21 and Laymedown1. Except she only offered me 30 mins for 45 even though there didn't seem to be any one else there and it wasn't late. After about 15 mins she asked if I wanted full relaxation, the best I could negotiate down to was $.2 but she said maybe less next time, LOL.

Worst part was the clean up with a cold paper towel, the hot towel treatment is so much better.

Trying to figure out where this place is, anyone care to pm me with info?

[Gotudroolin]

They don't seem to last in Orlando so get there soon if this is what you are looking for.

I tried it out and my experience was the same as Jrod 21 and Laymedown1. Except she only offered me 30 mins for 45 even though there didn't seem to be any one else there and it wasn't late. After about 15 mins she asked if I wanted full relaxation, the best I could negotiate down to was $.2 but she said maybe less next time, LOL.

Worst part was the clean up with a cold paper towel, the hot towel treatment is so much better.

I've been trying to locate this place, anyone care to pm me with details.

[Webebad]

They don't seem to last in Orlando so get there soon if this is what you are looking for.

I tried it out and my experience was the same as Jrod 21 and Laymedown1. Except she only offered me 30 mins for 45 even though there didn't seem to be any one else there and it wasn't late. After about 15 mins she asked if I wanted full relaxation, the best I could negotiate down to was $.2 but she said maybe less next time, LOL.

Worst part was the clean up with a cold paper towel, the hot towel treatment is so much better.

If I read right Jrod was. 60 in door and then. 1 add so 160 but I don't even think about the door fee. And ain't 5 jacksons a hondo? Or am I getting my prez's mixed up?

LOL.

Here's to hoping and praying to get there in time!

[Ens454]

GOD I hope this doesn't fall apart and still around when I get time. Cause I want to try this one.

They don't seem to last in Orlando so get there soon if this is what you are looking for.

I tried it out and my experience was the same as Jrod 21 and Laymedown1. Except she only offered me 30 mins for 45 even though there didn't seem to be any one else there and it wasn't late. After about 15 mins she asked if I wanted full relaxation, the best I could negotiate down to was $.2 but she said maybe less next time, LOL.

Worst part was the clean up with a cold paper towel, the hot towel treatment is so much better.

[LawDog17]

I had a day dream the other day about Karen in Lake Buena Vista. She is british lass who has adverts on both BP and CL ad. The ad had fuzzy pic but the legs and bolt-ons looked nice and an earlier review had mentioned good things. Karen does a reverse of most therapists, she starts you sunny side up. Nice scalp rub. Good finger nails if you like that. The location was secure. Private condo off of I-4 at Exit 65, think just next door to Gaylord Palms on South I-drive. Not hard to get to but not really close. 1 hour for $. Karen had lovely personality but is a little on the old side. She attended the Queens coronation (1952). She reminded me of the landlord in Kingpin or Cameron Diaz's South florida friend in Something about Mary. A little too much sun. That said the conversation was good. The rub was good. And the tug did its job. In the end, she left this King Speechless, but not sure the rub was worth the trip.

[Lexo1014]

Huh just noticed I posted. .1 yea I wish LOL, same price as JRod is what shell want $

GOD I hope this doesn't fall apart and still around when I get time. Cause I want to try this one.

Checked that place out today.

Massage 1/10 but then again I wasnt there for that.

Crissy was the only one there as far as I could tell, wore a little black dress, after about 30 minutes in, the fun begins, asked if I was interested in everything!

Of course.

Started high but had to haggle for a min, $ fer Reverse CG very nice, would repeat with her.

[Webebad]

Checked that place out today.

Crissy was the only one there as far as I could tell, wore a little black dress, after about 30 minutes in, the fun begins, asked if I was interested in everything!

Of course.

Started high but had to haggle for a min, .1 fer Reverse CG very nice, would repeat with her.

GOD I hope this doesn't fall apart and still around when I get time. Cause I want to try this one.

[Lexo1014]

Checked that place out today.

Massage 1/10 but then again I wasnt there for that.

Crissy was the only one there as far as I could tell, wore a little black dress, after about 30 minutes in, the fun begins, asked if I was interested in everything!

Of course.

Started high but had to haggle for a min, .1 fer Reverse CG very nice, would repeat with her.

Just like in post #5978 from laymedown1 Went to Total Relaxation (Old Mi Thai) was met at the down by Crissy. All 5 foot 3 inch of her in a leopard print nightgown. Paid the door fee of 60 and was taken back to the room. She told me it was not a massage but a relaxing rub to make the stress go away. She used a lot of baby oil so if you don't like that kinda thing better let them know. It was too late for me&61514; . Anyway after 15 to 20 min of the rub she asked if I would like total relaxation of just keep up with the light touch. I opted for the total for 5 Jacksons. (Low as I could get her, plus wrong head thinking at this time.) She then got undressed and cowgirled up. All in all a very good time had. Didn't talk too much so I didn't get much info on the rotation of the girls and I didn't get a look at any but I could hear 2 more in the back room. I will be back!

Stay safe out there!

[SpecialOne8]

Good report. I agree, American woman feel that they are entitled. Go to the Orient and see how woman there want to be woman. Here, woman want to be men. Oh well, anyone for Hong Kong?

I'm ready when you are; and it doesn't have to be Hong Kong. I've been to Columbia, and the women there are fantastic!

[Laymedown1]

Glad you enjoyed brother! The fee is negotiable. If you could play hardball them to about 3-4 jacksons for the same good time. This is the hottest ATF in O'Town now. And it is closer than traveling to kissimmee or 192.

Just like in post #5978 from laymedown1 Went to Total Relaxation (Old Mi Thai) was met at the down by Crissy. All 5 foot 3 inch of her in a leopard print nightgown. Paid the door fee of 60 and was taken back to the room. She told me it was not a massage but a relaxing rub to make the stress go away. She used a lot of baby oil so if you don't like that kinda thing better let them know. It was too late for me&61514; . Anyway after 15 to 20 min of the rub she asked if I would like total relaxation of just keep up with the light touch. I opted for the total for 5 Jacksons. (Low as I could get her, plus wrong head thinking at this time.) She then got undressed and cowgirled up. All in all a very good time had. Didn't talk too much so I didn't get much info on the rotation of the girls and I didn't get a look at any but I could hear 2 more in the back room. I will be back!

Stay safe out there!

[Jrod 216]

Just like in post #5978 from laymedown1 Went to Total Relaxation (Old Mi Thai) was met at the down by Crissy. All 5 foot 3 inch of her in a leopard print nightgown. Paid the door fee of 60 and was taken back to the room. She told me it was not a massage but a relaxing rub to make the stress go away. She used a lot of baby oil so if you don't like that kinda thing better let them know. It was too late for me&61514; . Anyway after 15 to 20 min of the rub she asked if I would like total relaxation of just keep up with the light touch. I opted for the total for 5 Jacksons. (Low as I could get her, plus wrong head thinking at this time.) She then got undressed and cowgirled up. All in all a very good time had. Didn't talk too much so I didn't get much info on the rotation of the girls and I didn't get a look at any but I could hear 2 more in the back room. I will be back!

Stay safe out there!