Massage Parlor Reports

**Davidonecall** · 03-12-11 11:36

Ok I'm asking for some help. I'm looking for a few places that can give messages in the midle of the night with extra. I'm a night person so I'm up at 2-6am. It could be a private location or at a spa. Thank for your help. Please PM me.

**CottonPanty** · 03-11-11 18:22

Hey guys,

I had this AMP on my list (a few weeks and a few pages back) and I went there last week and learned that they are not taking any new clients. The place looks closed from the outside, the open sign is off and the blinds are drawn, but they are indeed open. If you ring the bell, they will peek out and only let you in if they recognize you. Good for me that I'm a regular since they'll let me in, but as I was walking in, another guy rang the bell and they told him that they are not taking any new clients. Sorry if any of you got turned away from that one.

**Raoul Duke** · 03-11-11 16:28

Originally Posted by Eddinger [View Original Post]

You tough guys are really funny. Look, you're going to try and get something they can't sell. Since they can't sell it, its illegal. Since it's illegal, its a shady business. Since it's a shady business it's typically not run by nice people who will give you "respect" for standing up for yourself when you got ripped off. Maybe nothing happens and you live a nice life, but since these parlors aren't run by the girls you think you're showing your self respect too, but criminal owners and in some cases gangs. They don't care if you think your a tough guy, they're probably tougher, and have less to lose than you probably do. Who cares if they can't prove anything, they can make your life pretty fucking miserable by having the cops show up to your house and then have fun explaining to your wife and family why you were at a shitty dirty massage parlor on western avenue or belmont to get a "legit" massage. Haha.

You never know, every situation is different. Over the years I've gotten to know a few people who own some of these places. For the most part they were people with families. You would probably chuckle if you met one guy in particular. He reminded me of the Wizard of Oz. He had a tough guy persona on the phone, but I'm guessing that most of the girls who worked for him could have kicked his ass. Nevertheless, I wouldn't push my luck. Some of the girls themselves could be bat shit crazy. Six weeks ago I heard about one girl who went after a customer with a blade.

**Skonsk** · 03-11-11 12:13

Originally Posted by Mod Shag [View Original Post]

Went to Ruby. My first time since May! (anyone know where Nina went?) The only one available was Yoyo. BTW- I got tired of going in through the highly visible front door, so I checked out the alley and their door is labeled with phone number and a buzzer and everything! I called and buzzed the back door and they let me in. Yoyo gave a nice TS with plenty of attention to the boys. Massage was ok, but she seemed to protest any touching, asking if I wanted to turn over right away (meaning, I don't want to let you cop any feels unless I know you'll pay for something) — I hate going through the "first time" coldness every time. Massage was so-so. I expected better from Ruby. She kept protesting but giggling everytime I copped a feel. Got annoying. Finally worked out details — asked $ for CBJ but I only had. 9, which was accepted. Only then was I allowed to touch. Was ok and got the job done, but somehow just didn't feel as great as it should've been.

Anyway, I'm in Austin, TX for 9 days, so if anyone has any tips, PM me! Thanks!

I had this same experience quite a while back with this girl and reported it. Since then someone else also reported having this same type of experience with her. I've had more bad than good times at Ruby. But sometiimes its ok and there si getting very little to choose from. Also had a sort of similar experience with Cathy at Alice.

Said I had to pay extra to touch

**Eddinger** · 03-11-11 09:35

You tough guys are really funny. Look, you're going to try and get something they can't sell. Since they can't sell it, its illegal. Since it's illegal, its a shady business. Since it's a shady business it's typically not run by nice people who will give you "respect" for standing up for yourself when you got ripped off. Maybe nothing happens and you live a nice life, but since these parlors aren't run by the girls you think you're showing your self respect too, but criminal owners and in some cases gangs. They don't care if you think your a tough guy, they're probably tougher, and have less to lose than you probably do. Who cares if they can't prove anything, they can make your life pretty fucking miserable by having the cops show up to your house and then have fun explaining to your wife and family why you were at a shitty dirty massage parlor on western avenue or belmont to get a "legit" massage. Haha.

Originally Posted by Horny Massage2 [View Original Post]

This might happened or it might not happen. Negatives of what 'might' happen. There are positives of what might happen. You could also stand your ground and build some much needed self-esteem, (after all you have done nothing illegal) , and not get taken advantage of too. Heck, you might even get a fair shake by the service provider for standing your ground (get it. Fair shake). She might not act shitty to the next customer. She might adjust her attitude because she wants repeat business.

Matter of fact, you might get hit by a car crossing the street. They might not have insurance, they might say it's your fault. Maybe it's best to just stay home beause something might happen.

At the end of the day, I don't think a paying customer is committed to leaving any amount of tip for crappy service. If you don't get decent service. You should NOT tip as if you did! Period. (Especially if someone is kinda demanding it by their looks or blocking the door). Thats my. 02

While some are ok with be taken advantage of and robbed of 40 and worried about what might happen, others are not. To each his own.

This debate can go on forever. Based on the No-risk / No reward principle.

If you don't go to the bar. You might not meet someone new?

Or.

If you do go to the bar. You might meet a new woman? What will you do? Either you go or don't go.

If you don't risk $ in the stock market. You might not gain any either?

I'm done with this topic. Back to actual reports.

Play safe fellas and try to enjoy yourself.

**Nighthawk55** · 03-11-11 09:33

Originally Posted by Horny Massage2 [View Original Post]

You could also stand your ground and build some much needed self-esteem, (after all you have done nothing illegal) , and not get taken advantage of too.

I am perfectly capable of not being taken advantage of. My feelings about this subject are all about living to fight another day. I like this hobby and want to keep doing it.

Perhaps it has to do with all of my years smoking reefer. Sometimes you end up getting stems and seeds.

I am not sure where you live, but here in Chicagoland, perfectly innocent people get arrested every day. Being innocent is cold comfort when you see your mugshot on chicagobreakingnews. Com.

**Mod Shag** · 03-11-11 03:07

Went to Ruby. My first time since May! (anyone know where Nina went?) The only one available was Yoyo. BTW- I got tired of going in through the highly visible front door, so I checked out the alley and their door is labeled with phone number and a buzzer and everything! I called and buzzed the back door and they let me in. Yoyo gave a nice TS with plenty of attention to the boys. Massage was ok, but she seemed to protest any touching, asking if I wanted to turn over right away (meaning, I don't want to let you cop any feels unless I know you'll pay for something) — I hate going through the "first time" coldness every time. Massage was so-so. I expected better from Ruby. She kept protesting but giggling everytime I copped a feel. Got annoying. Finally worked out details — asked $ for CBJ but I only had. 9, which was accepted. Only then was I allowed to touch. Was ok and got the job done, but somehow just didn't feel as great as it should've been.

Anyway, I'm in Austin, TX for 9 days, so if anyone has any tips, PM me! Thanks!

**Davidonecall** · 03-11-11 02:58

Originally Posted by F Blaster [View Original Post]

The result of these hearings is a foregone conclusion. For MPs, the owners will lose their license. No license = out of business.

Thanks F Blaster, I really did not know that this hearing was about having there license revoke. I like some of this location. Hope they can win so they can keep going.

**Horny Massage2** · 03-11-11 02:45

Originally Posted by Nighthawk55 [View Original Post]

What I call it is "shit happens". You are already committed to paying the 50 when you stand at the front door and ask for the massage. Then you are already committed to the extra 40 when you negotiate the tip. That money is as good as spent.

You have NO IDEA who is there in the back room. It could be some Korean rood-freak just looking to work out. The might call the police. The might scratch you, which might be hard to explain. Whatever is the case, he will know that he has cost her much more than the 400 because now everyone here will not got to this location.

You can draw your line in the sand. But the risk is all to you. And. In my opinion, not worth it.

I have been mongering for over 20 years. All things considered the strike outs are few and far between. But they happen. It goes with the territory. Learn and live to fight another day.

I know some folks disagree. And fun money is hard to come by. But I would rather stay drama free than feel I got full value out of every purchase.

This might happened or it might not happen. Negatives of what 'might' happen. There are positives of what might happen. You could also stand your ground and build some much needed self-esteem, (after all you have done nothing illegal) , and not get taken advantage of too. Heck, you might even get a fair shake by the service provider for standing your ground (get it. Fair shake). She might not act shitty to the next customer. She might adjust her attitude because she wants repeat business.

Matter of fact, you might get hit by a car crossing the street. They might not have insurance, they might say it's your fault. Maybe it's best to just stay home beause something might happen.

At the end of the day, I don't think a paying customer is committed to leaving any amount of tip for crappy service. If you don't get decent service. You should NOT tip as if you did! Period. (Especially if someone is kinda demanding it by their looks or blocking the door). Thats my. 02

While some are ok with be taken advantage of and robbed of 40 and worried about what might happen, others are not. To each his own.

This debate can go on forever. Based on the No-risk / No reward principle.

If you don't go to the bar. You might not meet someone new?

Or.

If you do go to the bar. You might meet a new woman? What will you do? Either you go or don't go.

If you don't risk $ in the stock market. You might not gain any either?

I'm done with this topic. Back to actual reports.

Play safe fellas and try to enjoy yourself.

**Janitorsson** · 03-11-11 00:07

I was hoping someone could tell me where the girls that used to work at Higgins Spa are now? I had some nice visits there.

I return for info, I will tell you where I met a fine lady that took me back to her hotel last week. You would be surprised!

**F Blaster** · 03-10-11 21:13

Originally Posted by Davidonecall [View Original Post]

Wait this is to close the location? I thought it was to get licences. Is this the case? Is it different? Let me know, thanks

The result of these hearings is a foregone conclusion. For MPs, the owners will lose their license. No license = out of business.

**Davidonecall** · 03-10-11 21:06

Originally Posted by Eddinger [View Original Post]

Yep. There goes One Magnificent Spa, Seven Stars and Xindy. Once it shows up on that list its toast.

Wait this is to close the location? I thought it was to get licences. Is this the case? Is it different? Let me know, thanks

**Sanptn** · 03-10-11 19:18

Guys, I am visiting Chicago on a business trip and was wondering if there are any good AMPs or massage providers in the downtown area or possibly a location easily accessible by mass transit.