Massage Parlor Reports

[D Willis]

Took the forum advice and went to GnG for a relaxing massage. Got Cherry. She looked 40-something with a tight little body and B size rack. The TS was very rushed, but she made sure the equipment was clean. 5 min in the sauna then back to the massage table. Nice Thai style massage. A little rushed. Nice relaxing time. Flip was nice. Left at the 45 min point. Would have been nicer if it wasn't so rushed at the start and if I'd gotten more of my time. Decent time. Might go back, might not.

[Lovejugs]

To the 2 sm's that replied to my post / inquiry.

If you look at my past post you will see that my recent ones are mostly questions, but my older ones have a lot of good info on AMPs and quality providers. I live in cville and we have an uncle Leo for every 4 johns. It's practically a police state! We get very little quality visitors and most local providers are very much UTR. As we all know, the inbox here only holds 200 pm's. I have emptied my inbox numerous times due to the amount of pm's that I share with other sm's. It's just not safe for anyone in my town to post details!

I can see how you could assume that I am "lazy" but that is an incorrect assumption. I am not to lazy to toftt, but rather my wallet isn't big enough to leave an AMP unsatisfied and broke! More and most importantly with all the heat on AMPs I do not want to jeopardize my SO, job or family by running into my uncle!

Therefore I use this board when traveling to find safe and fulfilling AMPs to visit along my way. That is a big part of this board also, to help eachother stay safe and hunt happily!

I could go into detail about some of you having your last 20 post or so being in the humor / stories section making jokes about tazering women in the park, but it is there for anyone to read.

I have been a member of this board for a few years and don't post frequently because I don't live the hobbie daily, it's just a hobby for me every so often.

You choose to blast me infront of everyone instead of in a pm. Why? To display alfa-male? It takes up valuable posting space and isn't helpful. So please get off your high horse and cut me some slack. You basically at cock blocking me and that's just not cool!

If you want to help a fellow Mongers and SM out, please shre useful / helpful info!

Thanks for nothin!

Your welcome. Don't mention it.

Lovejugs

[Member #4913]

I completly agree as well.

If it smells like apples, then call it apples. If it smells like bacon then call it pork. I mean come on why do we need too shoot our shelfs in the foot. Its like restoring that 55 chevy you`ve got to put some work into any hobbie!

Happy Hunting.

AJ.

To the 2 sm's that replied to my post / inquiry.

If you look at my past post you will see that my recent ones are mostly questions, but my older ones have a lot of good info on AMPs and quality providers. I live in cville and we have an uncle Leo for every 4 johns. It's practically a police state! We get very little quality visitors and most local providers are very much UTR. As we all know, the inbox here only holds 200 pm's. I have emptied my inbox numerous times due to the amount of pm's that I share with other sm's. It's just not safe for anyone in my town to post details!

I can see how you could assume that I am "lazy" but that is an incorrect assumption. I am not to lazy to toftt, but rather my wallet isn't big enough to leave an AMP unsatisfied and broke! More and most importantly with all the heat on AMPs I do not want to jeopardize my SO, job or family by running into my uncle!

Therefore I use this board when traveling to find safe and fulfilling AMPs to visit along my way. That is a big part of this board also, to help eachother stay safe and hunt happily!

I could go into detail about some of you having your last 20 post or so being in the humor / stories section making jokes about tazering women in the park, but it is there for anyone to read.

I have been a member of this board for a few years and don't post frequently because I don't live the hobbie daily, it's just a hobby for me every so often.

You choose to blast me infront of everyone instead of in a pm. Why? To display alfa-male? It takes up valuable posting space and isn't helpful. So please get off your high horse and cut me some slack. You basically at cock blocking me and that's just not cool!

If you want to help a fellow Mongers and SM out, please shre useful / helpful info!

Thanks for nothin!

[A John]

I completly agree as well.

If it smells like apples, then call it apples. If it smells like bacon then call it pork. I mean come on why do we need too shoot our shelfs in the foot. Its like restoring that 55 chevy you`ve got to put some work into any hobbie!

Happy Hunting.

AJ.

Hmmm. Maybe I'm getting cranky and grubby in my old age, but of the 45 posts that got you to Senior Level about 80% seem to be requests like this or "me too" type responses to another monger's post. Not a whole lot of substantive Intel seems to flow out of your keyboard and into the forums. Yet, you've asked for our best Recommendation and, in addition, put seven pre-conditions on that intel, as well.

I'm not averse to sharing information, especially with "other sm's," but I have to have reason to believe that the request comes from one who has been generous with his own info. Perhaps you have, via PMs, but that should not displace the info you ought to share in the open forum.

Not sure how my fellow NoVa and DC area mongers feel, but if this were a committee reviewing a loan application, I'd have to vote against your application on the basis that your credit hasn't been fully established yet. We have plenty of recommendations to "lend" but can only spread them so far. (Hmmm. Maybe that's not quite the way to phrase that.)

Recommendation: Try one or more of the NoVa AMPs while you are here, and report back on them. There are a number of AMPs and therapists that, in spite of our best efforts, still need reviewing. It's just that in these harder economic times, we don't have as much "mongering around" cash as we once did. Maintain the necessary discreetness to protect the therapists. Then, on a return visit perhaps your request for "our best AMPs" will get a hearty endorsement. Until then, this member of the NoVa AMP Recommendations Committee will have to defer. Not decline, just defer For the time being.

R:R

Nothing against the guy (I am not attacking you) , but I know the type that knows it's easier to ask and be lazy than to try to learn the trade. Some people do that in all aspects of their life. For example, I used to work on friends guitars for free. After a while I told the person,"If you like, I can teach you how to work on your guitar." A few would be like "No, I really don't want to learn." Those are the people I started charging a very small fee. People who actually took interest I would teach the basics and stuff that was WAY above their level I would still do for free (just so they wouldn't mess up their guitar). The point is they showed interest and work ethic and got rewarded. We were all there once and it is only fair that people who only ask or just make "Me too" comments and never help need to go through the process of investigation, TOFTT, and sharing. So, I would say not old and cranky Roman, just rational and fair. And good luck finding a NOVA talent that is mid 20's.

Lovejugs

[Lovejugs]

Hmmm. Maybe I'm getting cranky and grubby in my old age, but of the 45 posts that got you to Senior Level about 80% seem to be requests like this or "me too" type responses to another monger's post. Not a whole lot of substantive Intel seems to flow out of your keyboard and into the forums. Yet, you've asked for our best Recommendation and, in addition, put seven pre-conditions on that intel, as well.

I'm not averse to sharing information, especially with "other sm's," but I have to have reason to believe that the request comes from one who has been generous with his own info. Perhaps you have, via PMs, but that should not displace the info you ought to share in the open forum.

Not sure how my fellow NoVa and DC area mongers feel, but if this were a committee reviewing a loan application, I'd have to vote against your application on the basis that your credit hasn't been fully established yet. We have plenty of recommendations to "lend" but can only spread them so far. (Hmmm. Maybe that's not quite the way to phrase that.)

Recommendation: Try one or more of the NoVa AMPs while you are here, and report back on them. There are a number of AMPs and therapists that, in spite of our best efforts, still need reviewing. It's just that in these harder economic times, we don't have as much "mongering around" cash as we once did. Maintain the necessary discreetness to protect the therapists. Then, on a return visit perhaps your request for "our best AMPs" will get a hearty endorsement. Until then, this member of the NoVa AMP Recommendations Committee will have to defer. Not decline, just defer For the time being.

R:R

Nothing against the guy (I am not attacking you) , but I know the type that knows it's easier to ask and be lazy than to try to learn the trade. Some people do that in all aspects of their life. For example, I used to work on friends guitars for free. After a while I told the person,"If you like, I can teach you how to work on your guitar." A few would be like "No, I really don't want to learn." Those are the people I started charging a very small fee. People who actually took interest I would teach the basics and stuff that was WAY above their level I would still do for free (just so they wouldn't mess up their guitar). The point is they showed interest and work ethic and got rewarded. We were all there once and it is only fair that people who only ask or just make "Me too" comments and never help need to go through the process of investigation, TOFTT, and sharing. So, I would say not old and cranky Roman, just rational and fair. And good luck finding a NOVA talent that is mid 20's.

Lovejugs

[Roamin Roman]

Since my fellow forum members might be wondering why I'm posting a review of a Baltimore AMP on the NoVa boards, the reason is simple: Some of you occasionally have business or personal reasons that take you beyond the NoVa region. Whether it's for a day's journey or a longer period, the requirements for a good local AMP to visit while traveling still exists. So, in that spirit, here is my finding on a Charm City establishment, one that's been there for a while.

FACILITY

Location: 9 (a single-family house about 3 minutes from I-695, Exit 30B)

Convenience: 9. 5 (parking available on street or in back of facility)

Safety: 9 (estimated. Visit was in daytime, but neighborhood appeareded safe)

Cleanliness: 7. 5 (fairly tidy, nothing trashy and no aromas of smoke or food)

Privacy: 10 (separate rooms with doors)

TS: 0 (none visible or offered. Standup shower might have been available, if I had asked)

Massage Table: 9 (clean sheets, new-ish equipment)

THERAPIST

FBAS: 7. 5/7. 5/8. 0/8. 0.

Description: 5'-5".120 lbs. 45-50 ish. 34C, long straight black hair, Chinese.

Communication: 7 (English good enough)

Skill: 7. 5 to 8 (massage was ample, ending as desired)

Overall, the experience did not disappoint. If I were to visit or transit the area again any time soon, this place would be on my short list. Would I drive the distance from NoVa simply to visit this AMP? Probably not, but that's mostly because of the distance and time involved. Including paying the toll if going via the tunnel. However, the. 6 house fee and the services-rendered rate were not out of bounds.

[Roamin Roman]

Hello, Mongers,

I'm taking a trip this weekend from central VA to Delmarva. I will be going through DC, MD & DE. I'm looking for the best AMP to visit Along my way. Along my way. I've been reading post in this area and it seems like it's slim pickings. Not what I remember from years ago.

Any way here's what I'm looking for.

1. Good looking / mid 20's.

2. It would be nice to choose the girl.

3. A place where I won't get my pic taken by my uncle on the way out.

4. Good TS.

5. Standard Nova finish, maybe CBJ.

6. The option for msog.

7. No clock watchers.

I prefer pm's from other sm's.

Thanks all,

I will give feed back in a pm.

Hmmm. Maybe I'm getting cranky and grubby in my old age, but of the 45 posts that got you to Senior Level about 80% seem to be requests like this or "me too" type responses to another monger's post. Not a whole lot of substantive Intel seems to flow out of your keyboard and into the forums. Yet, you've asked for our best Recommendation and, in addition, put seven pre-conditions on that intel, as well.

I'm not averse to sharing information, especially with "other sm's," but I have to have reason to believe that the request comes from one who has been generous with his own info. Perhaps you have, via PMs, but that should not displace the info you ought to share in the open forum.

Not sure how my fellow NoVa and DC area mongers feel, but if this were a committee reviewing a loan application, I'd have to vote against your application on the basis that your credit hasn't been fully established yet. We have plenty of recommendations to "lend" but can only spread them so far. (Hmmm. Maybe that's not quite the way to phrase that.)

Recommendation: Try one or more of the NoVa AMPs while you are here, and report back on them. There are a number of AMPs and therapists that, in spite of our best efforts, still need reviewing. It's just that in these harder economic times, we don't have as much "mongering around" cash as we once did. Maintain the necessary discreetness to protect the therapists. Then, on a return visit perhaps your request for "our best AMPs" will get a hearty endorsement. Until then, this member of the NoVa AMP Recommendations Committee will have to defer. Not decline, just defer For the time being.

R:R

[Lovejugs]

I decided to go white water rafting in Centreville. I called ahead of time to make an appointment. I am starting to realized after a couple of other experiences that appointments are kept about 50% of time (or less). If they are busy they just take the customer that is there even if it is five minutes before you are suppose to get there. When I showed up today I get a "Oh, I thought you said (insert time here) O'clock." Nice try honey, no cigar. So I decide to wait in the room for 25-30 minutes for my go to Y#M*. During this time the doorbell and phone is ringing off the hook. So, I finally get my session and the TS was standard, nothing special. Massage starts and seemed normal. But after about 5 minutes she goes into the sensual nail dragging. I am thinking to myself "She can't be done with the massage already?" Was really surprised since I have been seeing Y#M* since Holiday and ALWAYS had good service. So, I do a little nursing on the big naturals. I will say at least they never disappoint. I am asked what I am looking for. So I go with a BJ, which from my experience I know will be a BBJ. Was decent, but then goes into a HJ. I have to tell her to go back to the BJ. Which she does. And when she feels me "swelling" she went to an HJ at the very end. Then of course comes the time where she knows a tip is about to happen. So she begins to apologize in a half-ass way that "Next time she will take care of me better." So, I give her a tip in between her ladies. Of course right away she pulls out to count."Oh, no honey I need more. I did a BBJ." That is when I told her "I paid for one hour and your mamasan decided she would only give me 25-30 minutes. That is not how you do good business." So with out even missing a beat I said "Next time I will take care of you better!" She gave me a couple playful slaps (a couple on the face and one on the shoulder) , but you know she was pissed. So she walks me out in total silence. As I get to the door, I turned to her and told her "Tell you manager, that she doesn't do this kind of service to a good customer." I just got a half ass "Bye." Seems like even with new management the old water way is going back to some old techniques they used on me a couple years ago. We as a whole need to send a message to these places. If you screw me, I am going to screw you. They will get the message. In my experience these are the four top problems I have run into:

1) Not keeping your appointment.

2) The old bait and switch, even when you made appointment with specific person.

3) Paying for an hour and getting 20-30minutes.

4) Faux BJ's or promise of FS, but then backpeddling during session.

Don't support places that give poor service. In these times, if you hit them in the pocket book, they WILL get the message. I for one won't be doing any rafting anytime soon.

Be safe out there,

Lovejugs

[Lovejugs]

The girls are Chinese, not Korean. Not saying anything, but when they first flipped to River I stopped in, and the C-girl scammed me for a fakish BJ. $ and she pulled out a piece of plastic-like paper sheet and put it over Peter and went at it. Just wierd. Left. 8 + $ light.

I had a chunky woman a few weeks back. Don't remember her name. First said she didn't do a BJ. Then when I said the tip would be better, she asked if I had a cover. When I said no she left the room and returned with a sheet of plastic wrap. She had a really lame technique. No pressure or enthusiasm. Plus she would stop every 20-30 seconds to re-adjust the wrap. BORING. So she did that for a couple minutes and then went to an HJ. I told her to go back to the BJ or the tip would not be the same. So she went back to BJ for about a minute and stopped. Again, I told her the tip would not be the same. She finally said,"I really don't care!" I always find it amusing when the talent breaks character and the real person comes out.

[Volvos40]

Went to the river a few weeks ago. Not the worst, not the best, Just the typical.

Girl was not fat, but muffin top was noticable. Her attitude was ok but did warm up to where she was fun to talk to.

Massage was pretty good. Firm, hard 7-8/10. Back walk was available, although not requested by me.

If you want the typical, this place is as good as any. If you want something out of the norm, like I am looking for try another. Sorry, I am just so tired of the typical AMP, and DC is too far for me.

The girls are Chinese, not Korean. Not saying anything, but when they first flipped to River I stopped in, and the C-girl scammed me for a fakish BJ. $ and she pulled out a piece of plastic-like paper sheet and put it over Peter and went at it. Just wierd. Left. 8 + $ light.

[Volvos40]

Ok, so I am noticing there are a ton of name changes going on all over and new management I am having a hard time keeping things straight. Anyhow, I crossed over the county line to aroma. Ok, sorry correction sun star. I did read a recent report that the spotlight was shining, but wanted to see how things were on this side of the fence. First, things look about the same. Went in rang bell greeted by MMS with apron and we do usual hour and start massage right away with no TS. Lady is mid to late 40s average looks nothing to get excited about here. Massage was fine, but I was looking forward to finish after long day. Well, no roaming was allowed and was met with repeated we aren't doing that here stuff. After the flip I did receive some massage, but missed the most important area that need the most attention. I guess that they are being cautious and not having any standard here for now.

I also agree with Dr Bombay comment about broadcasting a full time. Right across the street from here used to be a really nice place AO or natural on Glenn Dr, but of course the wrong folks got wind of that and now RIP with lots of the others on this side of the fence.

Good Day

I stopped by as well, because Cherry used to work there, and she gave a great massage, and normal NOVA finish. But the woman looked worn out, in 40's, and I turned around.

[Volvos40]

Went to Herndon Therapy last night. Burst my table shower cherry there. Great experience. Had a mid-30s therapist who paid plenty of attention to all of the bits. Went back to the room and received a very thorough deeper massage. On the flip, experienced a good deal of pleasant touches, leading to what I understand to be a standard NOVA finish. Paid the $80 house fee and gave a 50% tip. She was disappointed and begged for more. When I declined, she pouted. So, was I off the mark for NOVA?

Basically, .40 is the bottom, like no HJ at all, or just a simple HJ. If the TS was that good, and you're going back, .60 is the number.

[Too Jaded]

Has anybody had a recent experience with Le' Blanc Spa in Centreville? They're advertising Nuru massage and I think it would be quite an experience.

I did a search of their phone number and it set off my internal radar. Multiple listings including Southern Maryland offering a wide array of services including escort, tantra, et cetera. Plus so clearly stating Nuru. I may be wrong but this makes me think it could be someone casting a wide net, either for bait and switch or perhaps even Seinfeld's uncle.

[Too Jaded]

Went to Herndon Therapy last night. Burst my table shower cherry there. Great experience. Had a mid-30s therapist who paid plenty of attention to all of the bits. Went back to the room and received a very thorough deeper massage. On the flip, experienced a good deal of pleasant touches, leading to what I understand to be a standard NOVA finish. Paid the $80 house fee and gave a 50% tip. She was disappointed and begged for more. When I declined, she pouted. So, was I off the mark for NOVA?

While others may have some things to add, the amount you gave was appropriate for standard NoVA. If you see an ATF are trying to cultivate an expanded menu you might consider more, but otherwise the tip was correct.

[BigFredDude]

Has anybody had a recent experience with Le' Blanc Spa in Centreville? They're advertising Nuru massage and I think it would be quite an experience.