Massage Parlor Reports

[Gopher88]

Subject: "What the girls tell me about Monger needs-For adults on.

"What the girls tell me about Monger needs-For adults only!"

"Ok, So as most of you know I have a good relationship with many of the girls.

Good enough for them to tell me about things that you wouldn't read in a perverted form of P'house forum or anything else.

I really don't care about your fetish, but some of this way over the top, even for me and I am pretty liberal when it comes to sex.

I would like to let some of you guys know about some of these things, and then tell me if I am off base about how I have steadfastly lectured on how to treat a provider in other posts.

Non of these mongers have ever had takeout as far as I know. READ THAT AGAIN!

Please feel free to jump in. Some of you might want to get your reading glasses out, because some of this will be really fucked up in my opinion. Join in with any stories of your own.

Mongers who.

-Like to be spanked to the pont of coming on the table. With no HJ for the whole 1/2 or 1 hour.

-Who insist on a girl wearing a skirt, top, socks, bra, or any other clothing and then begging the girls to please say 'Fuck me' over and over, all the while with a limp dick.

-Only want a finger, or more (dildo) shoved up their ass, but don't want a massage or handy.

-Want the girl to bite a nipple until it bleeds.

-Want to piss on the girl, or be pissed on in the table shower.

-If FS, want to hit the girls to the pint of black eyes etc. This is real!

-Rape fantasy played out.

-Crapped on. Read it again. True as I wrote about one Korean women who does it.

More to follow. This is just off the top of my head.

I don't care about your fantasy, but it bothers me that you have to do this to a girl that is probably a pretty decent person, but has a real shitty job, and is totally exploited by guys who can't get this done in a private life.

Lets hear it Boys"

[Humpfree]

Thanks for all you posting. You reviews keep me informed. I get a lot of information from them. I have checked out a few of your recommendations, Always a home run. How did you like the Vietnamese girls? Some of there were very good. But you really had to be carefully, Some of them didn't like American boy's. I'm sure you know about them. Them dam cute little Vietcon working girls with them dam Razor Blades and grenades, Not only Blow You, But blow you and them selfs up!

[Alterxxx]

Had an itch last night so called a couple of places that were still open. Decided on Massage Therapy on Peterson as I am always looking for new places to visit. Should have stayed away. Asked for their half hour and was quoted. 5, went in and was greeted by some old Asian woman that sounded like the one on the phone. I was about to walk out since I am not into 50 year olds, but she called someone else and told me to go through the doors. The chick that came out was attractive and petite, maybe upper 30s to mid 40s, so I figured what the heck. Turns out her name is CiCi. But not the same CiCi that works at 7 star, whom I've had the pleasure of seeing a few times. CiCi from 7 Star is not as attractive, but her service is waaaayyyyy better. She makes sure you leave happy.

Massage room was clean and comfortable. Her massage was actually pretty good as she got on top of me and gave a decent massage with some teasing. After about 10 minutes of this she asks if I like soft massagae. I was like ok. She then does a feathertouch thing with a lot of teasing after about 2 minutes she tells me to turn around and obvously I'm at attention. She motions to it and we settle on. 4 for HE, to which she actually laughed, as if she was expecting more. There was limited roaming allowed. But she pulled away when I went for boobs. This kinda turned me off and I knew I wasnt going to bust a nut quick. Plus her tecnique was lacking a better grip. So basically she stroked Mr Happy very lacklusterly for about 10 minutes then she got on top on the table and got to work some more. Then she looks at the clock and saids I need to pay another. 5 for another half hour because my time was up. I was like WHAT! I actually still had like 5 min left. WTF. She could tell I was PO'd and tells me those are the owners rules and this and that. At this point there was no chance of me getting any relief as Mr. Happy went limp with all this talk about extra money. Then. Btch tells me well I could just pay the extra. 2 (difference in price between half hour and full hour) I was like FUCK THAT. So now I knew btch was trying to squeeze me for more cash. Told her she didn't finish her job to which she said " oh hunnie you last too long time, went over half hour. You come back next time I start right away no massage". I was like whatever. So as I'm putting my clothes on. She blocks the door and gets crazy look on her face. Btch lookd like she was going to pull knife on me. She probably thought I was going to leave without tipping her, which I actually thought about, but didn't want to deal with any drama that might ensue. So I pulled out her. 4 and she's like "oh thanks hunnie you come back I take care of you good next time". To which I replied "yeah right. You're lucky you got a tip". So I'm out. 9. And left with no relief. I might consider going back if I knew there was more on menu as she was attactive and her body was petite and tight. And I would love to pound THAT sht. But her Happy Ending SERVICE SUCKS

[Cpl Flirt]

Always enjoy reading your post!

I'm realy sorry about my grammar. I'm just a Country boy. Some of you my say I'm just a good old boy. Not much schooling. I got Drafted in to the Army Wright out of third grade. I got a late start getting schooling. Had to go defend my country. You could say that, went to Vietnam for awhile, I'm sorry about my Grammar and Sentence Structure. I'm not sure if the Force could help me?

If all of you guy's would like me to stop writing? And reporting stuff Just let me know. Sometimes spell check can't pick up what I'm trying to say. If I do anymore reporting I will try and make it very Short as I can. Sorry guy's

Gopher

[Khai Yai]

I'm realy sorry about my grammar. I'm just a Country boy. Some of you my say I'm just a good old boy. Not much schooling. I got Drafted in to the Army Wright out of third grade. I got a late start getting schooling. Had to go defend my country. You could say that, went to Vietnam for awhile, I'm sorry about my Grammar and Sentence Structure. I'm not sure if the Force could help me?

If all of you guy's would like me to stop writing? And reporting stuff Just let me know. Sometimes spell check can't pick up what I'm trying to say. If I do anymore reporting I will try and make it very Short as I can. Sorry guy's

Gopher

Keep writing Gopher!

[Mr Charming]

I'm realy sorry about my grammar. I'm just a Country boy. Some of you my say I'm just a good old boy. Not much schooling. I got Drafted in to the Army Wright out of third grade. I got a late start getting schooling. Had to go defend my country. You could say that, went to Vietnam for awhile, I'm sorry about my Grammar and Sentence Structure. I'm not sure if the Force could help me?

If all of you guy's would like me to stop writing? And reporting stuff Just let me know. Sometimes spell check can't pick up what I'm trying to say. If I do anymore reporting I will try and make it very Short as I can. Sorry guy's

Gopher

Gopher, don't worry about your grammar. I enjoy reading your postings and thanks for defending our country!

MRC

[Gopher88]

I got a call around 8:30 to night. The girl ask me if I heard anything about a bust. She told me she heard that two massage lady's were busted on Archer? Any one know any thing?

[Gopher88]

I guess beauty is in the eye of the beholder. In this case I'd have to say I'll keep my eyes closed. I thought the Lulu I met was pretty ugly. In fact, I would go as far as to say she was the second most ugly asian I met. I made a point to forget the other one. . I never said she wasn't a nice person. I thought the massage and finish where fantastic.

Sorry guys, just my opinion.

If Lulu was second. OMG who was first uglyest asian? And yes beauty is in the eye of the beholder. I used spell check.

[Gopher88]

Congratulations on your continued re-discovery of Spell Check, Grammar and Sentence Structure. May the Force be with you. .

I'm realy sorry about my grammar. I'm just a Country boy. Some of you my say I'm just a good old boy. Not much schooling. I got Drafted in to the Army Wright out of third grade. I got a late start getting schooling. Had to go defend my country. You could say that, went to Vietnam for awhile, I'm sorry about my Grammar and Sentence Structure. I'm not sure if the Force could help me?

If all of you guy's would like me to stop writing? And reporting stuff Just let me know. Sometimes spell check can't pick up what I'm trying to say. If I do anymore reporting I will try and make it very Short as I can. Sorry guy's

Gopher

[IAm1000]

The best legit (and I do mean legit. No extras) massage in the loop is Dancing Fingers at 1118 N LaSalle. The Chinese girls there are excellent. Truly highly skilled. All give great massages, plus there are a couple of foxes. However, if you want extras you will be disapointed, I was! I go there for massage about once a week.

This is not the place to be looking for "legit" shops, mope. Methinks I smell the fine odeur of bacon.

[Aurora Bo]

I actually need a legit, good massage during the workday downtown, but wouldn't mind extras. I don't recall ever seeing anything mentioned in the loop on these boards. Any recos? Much appreciated!

I haven't been in a long time, but Minute Massage by the board of trade had some great therapists. 100% Legit though. Mercy at 8 S. Michigan is very hit and miss for quailty of work and extras but there is that as well.

[Oldmn]

I actually need a legit, good massage during the workday downtown, but wouldn't mind extras. I don't recall ever seeing anything mentioned in the loop on these boards. Any recos? Much appreciated!

The best legit (and I do mean legit. No extras) massage in the loop is Dancing Fingers at 1118 N LaSalle. The Chinese girls there are excellent. Truly highly skilled. All give great massages, plus there are a couple of foxes. However, if you want extras you will be disapointed, I was! I go there for massage about once a week.

[Nudus81]

I have been seeing Lulu for at least 4 years. Yes she was a lot thinner back then but still a big girl. She was never a beauty queen. She is one nice person. Plus she is really great at what she dose. Lulu is definitely not ugly.

I guess beauty is in the eye of the beholder. In this case I'd have to say I'll keep my eyes closed. I thought the Lulu I met was pretty ugly. In fact, I would go as far as to say she was the second most ugly asian I met. I made a point to forget the other one. . I never said she wasn't a nice person. I thought the massage and finish where fantastic.

Sorry guys, just my opinion.

[Khai Yai]

Compare this to the style of Gopher's previous posts. I PMed him to possible trade info and got a dense paragraph much like an extended version of the above but with less capital letters. His previous posts all had punctuation, capitalization and complete sentences.

Not suspicious, but it's weird

Congratulations on your continued re-discovery of Spell Check, Grammar and Sentence Structure. May the Force be with you. .

[Gopher88]

Lulu would never get hired as a race queen, and is larger than the average Asian, but she's not ugly.

I have been seeing Lulu for at least 4 years. Yes she was a lot thinner back then but still a big girl. She was never a beauty queen. She is one nice person. Plus she is really great at what she dose. Lulu is definitely not ugly.