Massage Parlor Reports

**Alterxxx** · 03-05-11 11:28

Had an itch last night so called a couple of places that were still open. Decided on Massage Therapy on Peterson as I am always looking for new places to visit. Should have stayed away. Asked for their half hour and was quoted. 5, went in and was greeted by some old Asian woman that sounded like the one on the phone. I was about to walk out since I am not into 50 year olds, but she called someone else and told me to go through the doors. The chick that came out was attractive and petite, maybe upper 30s to mid 40s, so I figured what the heck. Turns out her name is CiCi. But not the same CiCi that works at 7 star, whom I've had the pleasure of seeing a few times. CiCi from 7 Star is not as attractive, but her service is waaaayyyyy better. She makes sure you leave happy.

Massage room was clean and comfortable. Her massage was actually pretty good as she got on top of me and gave a decent massage with some teasing. After about 10 minutes of this she asks if I like soft massagae. I was like ok. She then does a feathertouch thing with a lot of teasing after about 2 minutes she tells me to turn around and obvously I'm at attention. She motions to it and we settle on. 4 for HE, to which she actually laughed, as if she was expecting more. There was limited roaming allowed. But she pulled away when I went for boobs. This kinda turned me off and I knew I wasnt going to bust a nut quick. Plus her tecnique was lacking a better grip. So basically she stroked Mr Happy very lacklusterly for about 10 minutes then she got on top on the table and got to work some more. Then she looks at the clock and saids I need to pay another. 5 for another half hour because my time was up. I was like WHAT! I actually still had like 5 min left. WTF. She could tell I was PO'd and tells me those are the owners rules and this and that. At this point there was no chance of me getting any relief as Mr. Happy went limp with all this talk about extra money. Then. Btch tells me well I could just pay the extra. 2 (difference in price between half hour and full hour) I was like FUCK THAT. So now I knew btch was trying to squeeze me for more cash. Told her she didn't finish her job to which she said " oh hunnie you last too long time, went over half hour. You come back next time I start right away no massage". I was like whatever. So as I'm putting my clothes on. She blocks the door and gets crazy look on her face. Btch lookd like she was going to pull knife on me. She probably thought I was going to leave without tipping her, which I actually thought about, but didn't want to deal with any drama that might ensue. So I pulled out her. 4 and she's like "oh thanks hunnie you come back I take care of you good next time". To which I replied "yeah right. You're lucky you got a tip". So I'm out. 9. And left with no relief. I might consider going back if I knew there was more on menu as she was attactive and her body was petite and tight. And I would love to pound THAT sht. But her Happy Ending SERVICE SUCKS

**Cpl Flirt** · 03-05-11 11:22

Always enjoy reading your post!

Originally Posted by Gopher88 [View Original Post]

I'm realy sorry about my grammar. I'm just a Country boy. Some of you my say I'm just a good old boy. Not much schooling. I got Drafted in to the Army Wright out of third grade. I got a late start getting schooling. Had to go defend my country. You could say that, went to Vietnam for awhile, I'm sorry about my Grammar and Sentence Structure. I'm not sure if the Force could help me?

If all of you guy's would like me to stop writing? And reporting stuff Just let me know. Sometimes spell check can't pick up what I'm trying to say. If I do anymore reporting I will try and make it very Short as I can. Sorry guy's

Gopher

**Khai Yai** · 03-05-11 10:57

Originally Posted by Gopher88 [View Original Post]

I'm realy sorry about my grammar. I'm just a Country boy. Some of you my say I'm just a good old boy. Not much schooling. I got Drafted in to the Army Wright out of third grade. I got a late start getting schooling. Had to go defend my country. You could say that, went to Vietnam for awhile, I'm sorry about my Grammar and Sentence Structure. I'm not sure if the Force could help me?

If all of you guy's would like me to stop writing? And reporting stuff Just let me know. Sometimes spell check can't pick up what I'm trying to say. If I do anymore reporting I will try and make it very Short as I can. Sorry guy's

Gopher

Keep writing Gopher!

**Mr Charming** · 03-05-11 10:16

Originally Posted by Gopher88 [View Original Post]

I'm realy sorry about my grammar. I'm just a Country boy. Some of you my say I'm just a good old boy. Not much schooling. I got Drafted in to the Army Wright out of third grade. I got a late start getting schooling. Had to go defend my country. You could say that, went to Vietnam for awhile, I'm sorry about my Grammar and Sentence Structure. I'm not sure if the Force could help me?

If all of you guy's would like me to stop writing? And reporting stuff Just let me know. Sometimes spell check can't pick up what I'm trying to say. If I do anymore reporting I will try and make it very Short as I can. Sorry guy's

Gopher

Gopher, don't worry about your grammar. I enjoy reading your postings and thanks for defending our country!

MRC

**Gopher88** · 03-04-11 23:15

I got a call around 8:30 to night. The girl ask me if I heard anything about a bust. She told me she heard that two massage lady's were busted on Archer? Any one know any thing?

**Gopher88** · 03-04-11 23:09

Originally Posted by Nudus81 [View Original Post]

I guess beauty is in the eye of the beholder. In this case I'd have to say I'll keep my eyes closed. I thought the Lulu I met was pretty ugly. In fact, I would go as far as to say she was the second most ugly asian I met. I made a point to forget the other one. . I never said she wasn't a nice person. I thought the massage and finish where fantastic.

Sorry guys, just my opinion.

If Lulu was second. OMG who was first uglyest asian? And yes beauty is in the eye of the beholder. I used spell check.

**Gopher88** · 03-04-11 22:57

Originally Posted by Khai Yai [View Original Post]

Congratulations on your continued re-discovery of Spell Check, Grammar and Sentence Structure. May the Force be with you. .

I'm realy sorry about my grammar. I'm just a Country boy. Some of you my say I'm just a good old boy. Not much schooling. I got Drafted in to the Army Wright out of third grade. I got a late start getting schooling. Had to go defend my country. You could say that, went to Vietnam for awhile, I'm sorry about my Grammar and Sentence Structure. I'm not sure if the Force could help me?

If all of you guy's would like me to stop writing? And reporting stuff Just let me know. Sometimes spell check can't pick up what I'm trying to say. If I do anymore reporting I will try and make it very Short as I can. Sorry guy's

Gopher

**IAm1000** · 03-04-11 21:09

Originally Posted by Oldmn [View Original Post]

The best legit (and I do mean legit. No extras) massage in the loop is Dancing Fingers at 1118 N LaSalle. The Chinese girls there are excellent. Truly highly skilled. All give great massages, plus there are a couple of foxes. However, if you want extras you will be disapointed, I was! I go there for massage about once a week.

This is not the place to be looking for "legit" shops, mope. Methinks I smell the fine odeur of bacon.

**Aurora Bo** · 03-04-11 17:51

Originally Posted by Mod Shag [View Original Post]

I actually need a legit, good massage during the workday downtown, but wouldn't mind extras. I don't recall ever seeing anything mentioned in the loop on these boards. Any recos? Much appreciated!

I haven't been in a long time, but Minute Massage by the board of trade had some great therapists. 100% Legit though. Mercy at 8 S. Michigan is very hit and miss for quailty of work and extras but there is that as well.

**Oldmn** · 03-04-11 16:58

Originally Posted by Mod Shag [View Original Post]

I actually need a legit, good massage during the workday downtown, but wouldn't mind extras. I don't recall ever seeing anything mentioned in the loop on these boards. Any recos? Much appreciated!

The best legit (and I do mean legit. No extras) massage in the loop is Dancing Fingers at 1118 N LaSalle. The Chinese girls there are excellent. Truly highly skilled. All give great massages, plus there are a couple of foxes. However, if you want extras you will be disapointed, I was! I go there for massage about once a week.

**Nudus81** · 03-04-11 14:52

Originally Posted by Gopher88 [View Original Post]

I have been seeing Lulu for at least 4 years. Yes she was a lot thinner back then but still a big girl. She was never a beauty queen. She is one nice person. Plus she is really great at what she dose. Lulu is definitely not ugly.

I guess beauty is in the eye of the beholder. In this case I'd have to say I'll keep my eyes closed. I thought the Lulu I met was pretty ugly. In fact, I would go as far as to say she was the second most ugly asian I met. I made a point to forget the other one. . I never said she wasn't a nice person. I thought the massage and finish where fantastic.

Sorry guys, just my opinion.

**Khai Yai** · 03-04-11 13:57

Originally Posted by Lurker01 [View Original Post]

Compare this to the style of Gopher's previous posts. I PMed him to possible trade info and got a dense paragraph much like an extended version of the above but with less capital letters. His previous posts all had punctuation, capitalization and complete sentences.

Not suspicious, but it's weird

Congratulations on your continued re-discovery of Spell Check, Grammar and Sentence Structure. May the Force be with you. .

**Gopher88** · 03-04-11 13:46

Originally Posted by Nicky Forza [View Original Post]

Lulu would never get hired as a race queen, and is larger than the average Asian, but she's not ugly.

I have been seeing Lulu for at least 4 years. Yes she was a lot thinner back then but still a big girl. She was never a beauty queen. She is one nice person. Plus she is really great at what she dose. Lulu is definitely not ugly.

**Gopher88** · 03-04-11 13:35

[QUOTE=F Blaster;1150036]You asked the same question about the same place seven months ago. How about TOFTT?[/QUOTE

I realy like Mr. F Blaster. He tells is like it is. Good to hear from you again Mr Blaster.

**Mojitousa** · 03-04-11 12:56

Originally Posted by Mishima [View Original Post]

Hi,

I went to magic touch last week, and saw two old asian girls there.

I have known them for a long time. I didn't stay. They are not my type.

Judy from ruby is on a long vacation. Since YoYo left, I didn't visit it after that.

Went to Alice (not in China town) and got a really good step back massage by a old woman. I didn't recall her name. The door was not fully closed during my massage. Maybe she didn't feel comfortable with me. Or it's a legit place, now. I doubt it. Massage is good though. Alice is also new hope's owner. I went to new hope few times recently and didn't see any new talent.

Went to Archer spa for Txxa. She gave me a really soft soso massage. She did look at watch way to often.

She lost some weights now was very skinny. There was no teasing at all and avoided my down area all the time. Door was not closed during massage, either. I heard weird smile from next room, I guess other girls there might have extra. Rose spa has the same owner with Archer spa. Girls in these two places speak good English. But they tend to be very legit after last busted in Rose.

Q2 has not been mentioned in my memory for a long time. I remember there was a good provider there. I did call once few weeks ago and didn't get through. PM me if you know this place well.

I sometimes used (erotic mp site) to check if there are new or recent reviews on massage places.

At least, I know the age and ethnicity of providers, and place open or close with free membership.

I have gone to Archer Spa twice and have received a great massage and table shower with extras and roaming allowed. This may just become my new favorite as I can't always make it to KM.