Massage Parlor Reports

**Massagedoc** · 03-03-11 17:45

Any info on this place?

SPECIAL MASSAGE in the LOOP SPECIAL (Chicago LOOP)

Date: 2011-03-03, 10:03AM CST.

Reply to: serv-s7bue-2244700400@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads? ]

FULL BODY MASSAGE In the LOOP.

DEEP TISSUE. SWEDISH. LIGHT TOUCH.

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CONVENIENT@Michigan Ave / Madison St.

YOU WILL BE ADDICTED TO MY TOUCH!

Since I'm way too busy giving GREAT MASSAGES PLEASE (Call JIM My Scheduler) to make an appointment!

**Nudus81** · 03-03-11 13:42

Originally Posted by Gopher88 [View Original Post]

But would 500 n. Michigan are 8 s. Michigan help you? Lulu great massage at 8 s. 12th Floor.

Lulu, offers a great massage, but she is pretty large and ugly. Very experienced with what you want so she does a great job. . Just keep your eyes closed.

**Gopher88** · 03-03-11 00:50

Originally Posted by Mishima [View Original Post]

Hi,

I went to magic touch last week, and saw two old asian girls there.

I have known them for a long time. I didn't stay. They are not my type.

Judy from ruby is on a long vacation. Since YoYo left, I didn't visit it after that.

Went to Alice (not in China town) and got a really good step back massage by a old woman. I didn't recall her name. The door was not fully closed during my massage. Maybe she didn't feel comfortable with me. Or it's a legit place, now. I doubt it. Massage is good though. Alice is also new hope's owner. I went to new hope few times recently and didn't see any new talent.

Went to Archer spa for Txxa. She gave me a really soft soso massage. She did look at watch way to often.

She lost some weights now was very skinny. There was no teasing at all and avoided my down area all the time. Door was not closed during massage, either. I heard weird smile from next room, I guess other girls there might have extra. Rose spa has the same owner with Archer spa. Girls in these two places speak good English. But they tend to be very legit after last busted in Rose.

Q2 has not been mentioned in my memory for a long time. I remember there was a good provider there. I did call once few weeks ago and didn't get through. PM me if you know this place well.

I sometimes used (erotic mp site) to check if there are new or recent reviews on massage places.

At least, I know the age and ethnicity of providers, and place open or close with free membership.

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Alice told me that the guy that used to run the Wentworth Spa went out on his own. She also told me she heard that he's at New Hope Spa. And she has nothing to do with New Hope Spa.

**Gopher88** · 03-03-11 00:35

Originally Posted by Lurker01 [View Original Post]

Compare this to the style of Gopher's previous posts. I PMed him to possible trade info and got a dense paragraph much like an extended version of the above but with less capital letters. His previous posts all had punctuation, capitalization and complete sentences.

Not suspicious, but it's weird

I think i may have just sent you the same list. Not sure? Sorry if I did. I didn't get hacked LOL

**Lurker01** · 03-02-11 19:48

Originally Posted by Gopher88 [View Original Post]

But would 500 n. Michigan are 8 s. Michigan help you? Lulu great massage at 8 s. 12th Floor.

Compare this to the style of Gopher's previous posts. I PMed him to possible trade info and got a dense paragraph much like an extended version of the above but with less capital letters. His previous posts all had punctuation, capitalization and complete sentences.

Not suspicious, but it's weird

**Mod Shag** · 03-02-11 13:52

Originally Posted by Gopher88 [View Original Post]

But would 500 n. Michigan are 8 s. Michigan help you? Lulu great massage at 8 s. 12th Floor.

Thanks for the tip gopher! Asian? Rates? Extras?

**SamTaylor1722** · 03-02-11 12:15

Drove by the past few nights on my way home. Place is dark, like it is closed. I read that they had a license revocation hearing in February.

Play safe.

Sam

**Mishima** · 03-02-11 11:20

Hi,

I went to magic touch last week, and saw two old asian girls there.
I have known them for a long time. I didn't stay. They are not my type.

Judy from ruby is on a long vacation. Since YoYo left, I didn't visit it after that.

Went to Alice (not in China town) and got a really good step back massage by a old woman. I didn't recall her name. The door was not fully closed during my massage. Maybe she didn't feel comfortable with me. Or it's a legit place, now. I doubt it. Massage is good though. Alice is also new hope's owner. I went to new hope few times recently and didn't see any new talent.

Went to Archer spa for Txxa. She gave me a really soft soso massage. She did look at watch way to often.
She lost some weights now was very skinny. There was no teasing at all and avoided my down area all the time. Door was not closed during massage, either. I heard weird smile from next room, I guess other girls there might have extra. Rose spa has the same owner with Archer spa. Girls in these two places speak good English. But they tend to be very legit after last busted in Rose.

Q2 has not been mentioned in my memory for a long time. I remember there was a good provider there. I did call once few weeks ago and didn't get through. PM me if you know this place well.

I sometimes used (erotic mp site) to check if there are new or recent reviews on massage places.
At least, I know the age and ethnicity of providers, and place open or close with free membership.

**Gopher88** · 03-02-11 10:39

Originally Posted by Mod Shag [View Original Post]

I actually need a legit, good massage during the workday downtown, but wouldn't mind extras. I don't recall ever seeing anything mentioned in the loop on these boards. Any recos? Much appreciated!

But would 500 n. Michigan are 8 s. Michigan help you? Lulu great massage at 8 s. 12th Floor.

**Mod Shag** · 03-02-11 10:31

I actually need a legit, good massage during the workday downtown, but wouldn't mind extras. I don't recall ever seeing anything mentioned in the loop on these boards. Any recos? Much appreciated!

**Gopher88** · 03-01-11 09:52

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**Member #5481** · 03-01-11 08:38

I would have guessed Good To Go.

**CottonPanty** · 03-01-11 08:19

Originally Posted by Member202 [View Original Post]

GTG = get together

No what I meant was "Good to go". In other words, the girls there are ready to play and the place is "good to go". No questions about whether they are legit or not.

And by the way fellas, that list is not in any particular order. The #1 AMP listed is not my favorite by any means. I just typed them as they came to mind.

**Member202** · 03-01-11 01:00

Originally Posted by Humpfree [View Original Post]

You made a top ten list a wile back What does GTG mean?

GTG = get together

**Toosweet1975** · 03-01-11 00:38

Originally Posted by Cpl Flirt [View Original Post]

So I saw this post and at the top of his list 3953, which is actually 3951 Beijing massage shop caught my eye. Last two visits a long time ago was not productive but maybe she change her game again? PM him and he seem to know what he is talking about. In fact he gave me some ideals like standing in the mirror as she takes care of you. Cool! So instead of my normal routine I thought I try again and see what happens.

Drop by on my lunch. She greeted and was busy but let me wait in the room. Did the hour with table shower. Boys got uncover and she went to work. Got to the room and she did an excellent job of finishing me off. She offer more but I pass. Pros, she seem to be ready to play and more then willing and did not negotiated so cost of extras was whatever I left for a tip. Plenty of roaming and love the wet snatch. Cons, did not like how thin she was. Sort of Granma with the skin hanging on the skeleton and look more like she is in her 60s. And if you like the BS talked of your special bla bla bla then she is for you. Also did not like the politician sign in the window. I real don't want what the low life scum sucking politician had. He probably gets his free so she can get a free pass for her shop.

Summary. Your visit may vary. Hell, minds vary with same place, and girl but different out come. She is good for nice BS and HJ, HE and roaming and more depending on how she feels, I guess. But will pass because of looks and lack of consistence. Either you get some or you don't. So unless my hand is in a cast, I think I will pass. PM if you ran into the same thing at this shop.

One day she is full of energy. Another visit, she is a robot, LOL. I stopped going there months ago. Great post by the way.