Massage Parlor Reports

[DeuceSlim]

After browsing and lurking this forum for a while, trying to get an idea of AMP etiquette, scoping out potential spots, I settled on heading up the River yesterday. Based on a post a few pages back I thought it'd be a nice spot for a novice monger. And I was right.

I'm not sure if I'm giving out too much info, somebody let me know whether I should back it off some.

It's located in a pretty discreet location on the backside of an office complex (ironically enough, the complex has at least 4 different churches in it, including one next door). Got there pretty early in the morning, so there was only one girl there. No MMS at the door, which to my knowledge isn't the norm, but who am I to complain? I ring the bell, get walked in by Ai, a cute 20-something spinner with a decent set, dressed in a tank top and boy shorts.

I don't think she actually believed me when I said I'd been there before, but I couldn't tell by the way she treated me. The TS was amazing. I think she liked going for the sensitive areas, because she spent more time around there than anywhere else. She dried me off, walked me to the table and told me she'd be right back.

The massage was almost as good as the TS (she did better on my legs than my back). Good amount of lotion used, short strokes of medium pressure, I've had better, but not by much. The soft touch, however, was even better than the TS. It may be she was really a good actor, but it sounded and felt like she was actually enjoying it by that point. Then came the flip. Hoo boy, the flip.

It was technically a standard NOVA finish. But only barely. There were many teases, with implications that a bigger tip would result in even better service. Hot towels afterward, and she even dressed me. So I left her another. 2. It was only 50 minutes, but it was so good I didn't even care.

I don't know if it was because it was my first time at an AMP, or if it was because she was really that good, but I was fully ready to come back later that day to see if it was a fluke. The only thing that stopped me was that I only brought 1. 6 to play (and going to the ATM triggered the cheap bastard in me that said "keep it in moderation").

That said, next time I have some time and money to burn I know where I'm going, and who I'm going to see.

[MoonView]

Seems Beth will be an old favorite for some of you, that is to say a rose by a different name!

MnV

[Monkeytime]

Hello,

I wanted to do a status check on the where abouts of Yoyo. I know she is both my and a favorite of many others. If you know, please PM me.

Later yall!

[Wahooboy94]

This past weekend, had time and money to burn and decided to make a visit to Castle.

Per my earlier posts, I really enjoy the current providers at Castle. All very lovely (Suzie and April) and the massages (I think) are excellent.

Greeted by April this day. Must admit, looking prettier than I last remembered. I almost thought she was a new girl. Excellent TS, nice steam in the sauna (looking hot Agent Scully!) and back to the room.

Massage was excellent. Long, deep strokes. Lots of unscented and well-applied lotion followed by lots of hot towels. Teasing play, turn over, standard finish that is always well done.

Castle continues to be one of my favorite places in the local area. I do recommend. I will be back!

[Mmach]

Rewriting this after being logged out so going to be shorter.

With Peach closed and only one lukewarm review I decided to TOFTT and try apples. It is located in a public location in the basement of a corporate building. I took the elevator down and definitely ran into people as I looked confused as to where I was going. My advice is to take the stairs and look for the ghetto OPEN sign on the door. (they really should take that down). Anyway I think given that it is new and has that sign, people in the building seem curious about it (perhaps thats just my imagination).

Once inside it is the standard setup. As mentioned the TS is kinda in front of the main door so a little uncomfortable especially when you hear people come in right next to you.

MMS gave me Sue. 40s, nice figure with small fake top, face. Ehhh. She was definitely dressed provocatively in heels and short skirt (have not seen that since VIP in NYC). Anyway TS was ok but massage was really good and relaxing. Good technique to finish but was a little distant and the soft touch was only ok. Overall though I was very calm and relaxed so will return. Hopefully will not run into folks right in front of the door. PM if need more info.

[Roamin Roman]

I went tonite and heard some nice noises in the room next to mine, I was there for a massage only before work, but as you can see, I never made it to work. In the past, I have sampled the menu, YMMV

Not sure what's up with this place, but it seems as though they have a high turnover rate among the staff. Could be that they're staffing the place with "temps" down from NYC and Phily for a couple weeks, or perhaps the place just can't keep therapists very long. Can't figure it. In any case, on the four visits I've made, the ladies have all been pleasant and capable. I decided to keep it on my list for a post-gym cool-down spot. For more entertaining activities, DC is still the best place.

[Alpha D]

Evening Gents,

Wanted to set the record straight about Spa Chalet. Went there a couple of times recently. I guess because I had a good first time. But I will return because the second time was similar. This place is new. We're not going to be able to tell a fib that we've been there before. We can't expect them to be comfortable in THEIR new setting. But we can get to know them and give them an opportunity to live up to their hype.

I saw Kim the first time. Very attractive 30 something. Pretty legs and beautiful smile. She was very shy but not nervous. I think she knows more English than she let on. Maybe others can get her to come out of her shell and maybe I will over time. She has great back walking skills and soft but firm hands. Very nice assests although for the first visit with her, she was too shy to share them. Again, give it time.

Second time, saw Sarah. I believe she worked in Centerville sometime back. 40ish, a bit softer, pretty lady with great hands. She is experienced and not as shy as Kim was. For a guy who enjoys a mature provider who knows how to give a good massage with a fun ending, she is your gal.

Give these girls an opportunity to get used to their location and keep things on the low down. The new kids on the block deserve an opportunity to show us what they can do. In a capitalist society, they will survive if they are good. But we will never know if we don't give them a shot.

Thus endeth the lesson,

AD

[Ready]

A few years back (before the big bust) , I finally went to DC from the Standard NOVA Finish. Not the same as it was, but 10-20 years younger and more service at the same costs. And a few more risks. No special recommendations, since the ones I knew are closed.

I'm bored and lately tired of the same old "literally OLD" AMP's. Do any of you know of any new talent that is worth a visit from my jacksons? These AMPs are starting to make me wonder if I should use backpage more often and use indi's. On another note, these darn latina mp's are getting so difficult to find. I'm going to grow a mustache and learn to talk with an accent and hang around the local 7-11 on Rt 1.

[LatinaLover77]

I'm bored and lately tired of the same old "literally OLD" AMP's. Do any of you know of any new talent that is worth a visit from my jacksons? These AMPs are starting to make me wonder if I should use backpage more often and use indi's. On another note, these darn latina mp's are getting so difficult to find. I'm going to grow a mustache and learn to talk with an accent and hang around the local 7-11 on Rt 1.

[Ted Williams]

Moved out very east. It wasn't the easiest place to find where it's located in the back, not the front as I almost went into a physical therapy place. I wanted the standard hour and led to room. She was an early 40s short, pudgy, ok looks lady. The TS was ok not much cleaning in the sensitive areas. Massage was harder, almost too hard, and went to flip. Everything was ok to this point, then things sour. She asks me if I am going to take care of her and starts to haggle. This is where my tent became a blanket and I wasn't going to pay extra for a standard NOVA finish. I guess she was asking because she says others didn't tip well before me or something to that effect. I left disappointed after reading that others had some positive things to say about the far place. I'm figuring that the good spirits and ladies have left since. I won't waste my time here again.

YMMV?

Good Day

[Member #4398]

I think it likely the perception generated by the question was of someone who would not invest even a little time to find information that may be readily available (I. E. Lazy).

PA

I agree with this. Someone not willing to do some basic research of what information already on this and other boards is just lazy. But a newbie who has nothing to report yet could have done extensive research on this and other boards, yet still desire some advice.

The post in question used as the only qualifier whether they had provided any reviews."Do not PM me for information if you have not posted any reviews. You are lazy, selfish, and annoying." I have no problem with the first sentence in that quote, I can understand how some (many) might choose not to give info to one who has not yet reciprocated. But just because one has not provided any info, that does not mean they have not done much work in trying to find out what they can.

[Benx88]

Stopped by VIVI down in Warrenton (not sure if I should be putting this in NOVA section, even though it's pretty close). Was greeted by Helen who is Chinese, about 5'2, with perky C's. I was pretty excited when I first saw her, but the trip quickly turned out to be a disappointment.

Ts. On hard counter, with absolutely no play.

Massage. Actually better than at most parlors, but who are we kidding, I was there for the skinship :P. She kept on massaging till the end, and I was getting worried, but with about 5 or so minutes left she said to turn over and if there was anything else that needed massaging. Of course I guided her a bit down and asked to see more of her, but she refused, and not even a bit of touching. Suffice to say I was pretty disappointed by the end of the "lower" massage. Probably won't go there again.

Overall damage 0. 8.4.

Ps. Sorry if my stories aren't too good, it's only my second time posting!

[Max Beelyun]

I think it likely the perception generated by the question was of someone who would not invest even a little time to find information that may be readily available (I. E. Lazy).

Exactly! If you want general information, then spend a few hours searching the forum (or google) and reading. Otherwise, you are just saying "my time is more valuable than yours" and you are a lazy ass. If you can't find what you need in this forum, then google "massage parlor etiquette" and READ. You'll want to spend several hours. This will really help you enjoy your experience!

If you want specifics, you got to have street cred. Meaning, post some reports! The reason for my recent post was because people with NO REPORTS were asking me some very specific questions. Would you answer those questions if someone just walked up to you on the street and asked? I don't think so. Can I tell if you are a cop or not? Nope.

FYI, when I was a newbie, I spent several months reading this incredibly useful forum before I ventured out. Only to completely blow it with the hottest little spinner that I will probably never see the likes of again (Miki at supra, if you must know. Migawd, she was hot). I didn't post anything until I had been out a few times, and I didn't PM anyone until after I had maybe 20 posts to my name.

Newbies, take heed. DO YOUR RESEARCH!

[Pilot Aviator]

A rainy Monday found me "on-time" for an appointment with my ATF.

Parking: excellent and discrete due to the location outside the beltway in a nice complex of many medical offices. Very nice outer-office / waiting area.

Greeting: Excellent. MMS greeted me by name, chat was friendly, took the standard 0. 8fee for the hour and departed. Today I was in studio 1 (which come to think of it is my usual place).

Provider. As sweet, tender and beautiful as ever. Truly special.

TS / Massage / departure all excellent. (My ATF drives a long way every week, and gas is way up in just a week. She knows I am more generous than many. She appreciates the courtesy).

Overall Visit. 70 minutes today. And a solid 10.

Always be nice to the ladies.

PA

[Pilot Aviator]

Perhaps I should change my sign-off to "always be nice to the newbies". Or not.

Montidoc. Not to be contrary to your post, any "newbie" who has actually taken time to "read the forum" will realize that asking for intel prior to sharing any information may result in a "scolding" by some and gentler (but still not specifically informative) words.

"Mongers" as we have been called frequently (almost daily) provide "cautious" (or at times explicit) information. You just have to invest 30 minutes reading more than the three newest postings (for example, a forum search on "Honto" would likely have provided the questioner more information).

I think it likely the perception generated by the question was of someone who would not invest even a little time to find information that may be readily available (I. E. Lazy).

I believe our "on-duty" Uncle Leos are aware of all the spots (and the off-duty types are discrete in info shopping as I think it likely at least some are customers. Clients at some locations without making their profession our business or impacting the AMPs buisness. Like me, just looking for a good massage).

Regret the long post.

PA

Or are new to the hobby, something that evidently you never were. I can understand how some would not want to respond in anyway to someone who has never contributed. But not responding is defferent than insulting newbies seeking advice. But if one has no information (yet) to contribute, that does not make them lazy and selfish. Sure you can have an attitude that everyone has to go into their first experience "blind". But maybe, just maybe, some on this board would be willing to provide some cautious (given LEO is a possibility) advice. Some people are more generous with strangers than you apperently are.