Massage Parlor Reports

**Dewey Did It** · 02-16-11 22:57

Greetings,

I believe I found an AMP operating out of a small apartment. There is a store hours sign at the entrance and when you push the doorbell, a friendly and smiling Chinese woman answers the door. I asked if they cut hair and she replyed NO, but, kept smiling at me as I walked away. Its a long building with 3 small units within. A very inconspicuous location indeed.

**NorthsideTod2** · 02-15-11 13:28

I have been looking for a new provider since all crazyness going on with Marie and her Old Man so I thought I would give this women in the follow ad a shot.

http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/thp/2214277233.html

Well I did not see any reviews on this site but she has been on the Craigslist for a long time. I get to her apt and suprise she was at least 12 years older than 42 and at least 25 pounds heavier. So instead of walking out (no balls)

I went through a quick mechanical massage and very mechanical HE. What a waste I could have done a better job for a lot less.

Anyone been back to Marie on North since all the prolems with her husband

**Logan1** · 02-15-11 12:46

So here goes, I've used this site in the past to help me with different massaga parlors and felt it was finally time for me to sign up.

Sienna- Nice renavated spa with steam available. Parking is a hit or miss and extras could be had.

Harvest-Ok interior, parking is good but on very busy street. Older Chinese man always working counter but the girls always provide good service. GTG.

Sunkiss- Nice spa with good looking therapist. Been there three times and have always come up empty. Table shower was done with hand towel covering, some teasing but nothing further.

Thats all I had time to post today, but I'll post more in the future.

I didn't post any names for a reason

**Skonsk** · 02-15-11 10:59

Originally Posted by Silvio [View Original Post]

Very expensive past weekend and mostly and major disappointed on both fronts.

Ruby,

I haven't been there in a while so I thought I'd give it a try after calling Star Massage most of the day and not getting a response I went to Ruby in hopes of finding another ATF that had produced Lei Lei many years ago. Lei Lei service is as close to anything that rivals like the beloved " Bakery " from decades past. I netted YuYu for the hour. She was very attrective in her mid 30s and was wearing a dress with some killer legs. So off to the room. I go through the proper protocol to let her know I've been there and tried rubbing her legs as I received my massage only to be rejected as demanded additional money just to touch her. After a couple of more trys she started asking what was I doing and what I wanted and how much I would pay. Well being this was done in a condesending way I asked for the half hour as I wasnt going to put up with that shit for an hour. If I wanted to be treated like shit by a woman. I would have stay home with the wife (actually GF but she acts like a wife bitchy, no sex, never happy etc.) She said shed return $20 at the end of the session. She knew the gig was up by then and on the flip I just laid there pissed off til my time was up. She didn't bother changing her toned adn she knew she wasnt getting shit from me but half heartedly offer me a HE and asked for. 60 I counterd with. 4 and she refused so I told her don't worry about I'll go elsewhere. So towards the end of our session Jasmin from Start calls me I rudley answered the phone with YuYu still in the room. I setup an appointed with Star in front of her just to take a stab at her and say fuck you I don't need your stinking service. Packed my shit and left. The Cubs had a better chance of winning the world series than me leaving her a fucking tip.

Star Massage.

I too have been seeing those ads in BP and seen a good review here and there so I have been trying to setup an appointment to get the skinny on this place. Jasmin is a fairly attractive latina in her mid 20s and I ended up with the bullshit "tantra" style massage for $130. Its basically her rubbing you topless on your back and on the flip only your legs. Little Sil would have appreciated some attention during this bullshit "tantra" session. SO then shen she starts with rules. Can't touch below the waist and there was no HE included in the "tantra". So being already pissed I had to let out some steam for another. 50 It wasnt worth the additional money. So I'm out $220 total for both visits and only a HE to show for it. Bad mongering weekend if you ask me.

Yu yu must have been who I had also. $ to touch. I don't put up with that at all. Realize I have wasted the door fee and leave early without giving her any tip. I can't stand getting nothing. And maybe it says something to management as well as the girl

**Silvio** · 02-15-11 09:06

Very expensive past weekend and mostly and major disappointed on both fronts.

Ruby,

I haven't been there in a while so I thought I'd give it a try after calling Star Massage most of the day and not getting a response I went to Ruby in hopes of finding another ATF that had produced Lei Lei many years ago. Lei Lei service is as close to anything that rivals like the beloved " Bakery " from decades past. I netted YuYu for the hour. She was very attrective in her mid 30s and was wearing a dress with some killer legs. So off to the room. I go through the proper protocol to let her know I've been there and tried rubbing her legs as I received my massage only to be rejected as demanded additional money just to touch her. After a couple of more trys she started asking what was I doing and what I wanted and how much I would pay. Well being this was done in a condesending way I asked for the half hour as I wasnt going to put up with that shit for an hour. If I wanted to be treated like shit by a woman. I would have stay home with the wife (actually GF but she acts like a wife bitchy, no sex, never happy etc.) She said shed return $20 at the end of the session. She knew the gig was up by then and on the flip I just laid there pissed off til my time was up. She didn't bother changing her toned adn she knew she wasnt getting shit from me but half heartedly offer me a HE and asked for. 60 I counterd with. 4 and she refused so I told her don't worry about I'll go elsewhere. So towards the end of our session Jasmin from Start calls me I rudley answered the phone with YuYu still in the room. I setup an appointed with Star in front of her just to take a stab at her and say fuck you I don't need your stinking service. Packed my shit and left. The Cubs had a better chance of winning the world series than me leaving her a fucking tip.

Star Massage.

I too have been seeing those ads in BP and seen a good review here and there so I have been trying to setup an appointment to get the skinny on this place. Jasmin is a fairly attractive latina in her mid 20s and I ended up with the bullshit "tantra" style massage for $130. Its basically her rubbing you topless on your back and on the flip only your legs. Little Sil would have appreciated some attention during this bullshit "tantra" session. SO then shen she starts with rules. Can't touch below the waist and there was no HE included in the "tantra". So being already pissed I had to let out some steam for another. 50 It wasnt worth the additional money. So I'm out $220 total for both visits and only a HE to show for it. Bad mongering weekend if you ask me.

**Silvio** · 02-15-11 09:00

Very expensive past weekend and mostly and major disappointed on both fronts.

Ruby,

I haven't been there in a while so I thought I'd give it a try after calling Star Massage most of the day and not getting a response I went to Ruby in hopes of finding another ATF that had produced Lei Lei many years ago. Lei Lei service is as close to anything that rivals the beloved "Bakery" from decades past. I netted YuYu for the hour. She was very attractive in her mid 30s and was wearing a dress with some killer legs. So off to the room. I go through the proper protocol to let her know I've been there and tried rubbing her legs as I received my massage only to be rejected as she demanded additional money upfront just to touch her. After a couple of more trys she started asking what was I doing and what I wanted and how much I would pay. Well being this was done in a condesending way I asked for the half hour as I wasnt going to put up with that shit for an hour. If I wanted to be treated like shit by a woman. I would have stay home with the wife (actually GF but she acts like a wife bitchy, no sex, never happy etc.) She said shed return $20 at the end of the session. She knew the gig was up by then and on the flip I just laid there pissed off til my time was up. She didn't bother changing her tone until she knew she wasnt getting shit from me but tried to save face by half heartedly offering me a HE and asked for .60 I counterd with .40 and she refused so I told her don't worry about I'll go elsewhere. So towards the end of our session Jasmin from Star calls me I rudley got up and answered the phone with YuYu still in the room. I setup an appointed with Star in front of her just to take a stab at her and say fuck you I don't need your stinking service. Packed my shit and left. The Cubs had a better chance of winning the world series than me leaving that beyatch a fucking tip.

Star Massage.

I too have been seeing those ads in BP and seen a good review here and there so I have been trying to setup an appointment to get the skinny on this place. Jasmin is a fairly attractive latina in her mid 20s and I ended up with the bullshit "tantra" style massage for $130. Its basically her rubbing you topless on your back and on the flip only your legs. Little Sil would have appreciated some attention during this bullshit "tantra" session. SO then shen she starts with rules. Can't touch below the waist and there was no HE included in the "tantra". So being already pissed I had to let out some steam for another. 50 It wasnt worth the additional money. So I'm out $220 total for both visits and only a HE to show for it. Bad mongering weekend if you ask me.

**Gopher88** · 02-14-11 23:42

Originally Posted by Khai Yai [View Original Post]

I think he means Tannie. No, she isn't there.

Tannie was my first massage a Sennia's, Lisa was second how about that. Tannie is one of the best massage's I ever had. I think Tannie and Lisa have been there since they first open. Sure has been a long time ago. When Tannie was done giving me a massage I tipped her. 20 She told me "Tannie gets. 30 " I will never forget that.

**Timmer** · 02-14-11 19:23

Originally Posted by Moccdawg [View Original Post]

Closest I come to experience something like that, I would say is in Thailand. In Pattaya, they have few places that do SOAPYS, and other Asian areas too. You guys would love the Fishbowl. The problem is the distance, the expense of traveling, and the time too

This girl provides what she advertises. I have seen her a few times. She goes by Kitty. All is available for those who wish to pay for services.

**Mojitousa** · 02-14-11 16:13

Originally Posted by Gilbertglavel [View Original Post]

This place?

http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs...ing-22/7037005

It's near my house. I'm a first timer new at this so for my report, went to sunkiss a while back. Cutey who wandered but no go.

Yeah, good legit massage. No extras. Plenty of street parking, though.

**Mishima** · 02-14-11 13:54

I don't like cold weather, so I am glad some places now they have heated blanket.
(GH at Schaumburg, KS at Division, New Hxxx at N Lincoln)

I went to 7 Heaven (old name) , HK and Ancient recently. All spas were busted few months ago. (FYI)

First time at old 7 heaven, the room is really small.
A girl (her name is Yen? Not sure) , at her 35 with traditional Chinese massage trained was my provider.
Totally legit. Massage is good though. 7.5.
I saw another young girl less than 25 there. Could anyone provide information? PM please.

Ask Fxx in HK for her menu.
She speaks good English, but she is not my type. I won't come back.
Massage is OK. 6.

Axnx at her 40 yrs old (looks young. 35) with great curve and big tits.
Be nice to her, she might have HE (only). Massage is not good. 5.
Does anyone know another short girl there at her 30s? Please PM!

**Khai Yai** · 02-13-11 22:34

Originally Posted by Gopher88 [View Original Post]

Amy's back. Jobe is in China she will be back soon. Don't know Tammy?

I think he means Tannie. No, she isn't there.

**Humpfree** · 02-13-11 21:34

Originally Posted by Gilbertglavel [View Original Post]

This place?

http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs...ing-22/7037005

It's near my house. I'm a first timer new at this so for my report, went to sunkiss a while back. Cutey who wandered but no go.

I know it's wright down and across the Street FOP. Don't look like a lot of parking eather.

**Gopher88** · 02-13-11 21:28

Originally Posted by Falconzx [View Original Post]

I called them and she's back. Tammy and another girl also.

Amy's back. Jobe is in China she will be back soon. Don't know Tammy?

**Gopher88** · 02-13-11 21:01

Originally Posted by Jimjames [View Original Post]

Do you know if Lisa is back?

Lisa told me to let everyone know she back. Working 7 day's a Week

**Past Tense** · 02-13-11 20:16

Burger at Billy Goat's after?

Originally Posted by Gilbertglavel [View Original Post]

This place?

http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs...ing-22/7037005

It's near my house. I'm a first timer new at this so for my report, went to sunkiss a while back. Cutey who wandered but no go.