Massage Parlor Reports

[Barolo]

Anyone have any leads on an independent massage therapist that gives a good massage and some? I would appreciate the help. Please PM me if you have some info and picture. Thanks in advance!

[Steve Pope]

Well I had the pleasure of dreaming with both nikki and amber, haven't tried Joan because she works weekdays also is really far from where I live.

The be short and to the point: nikki better massage compared to amber, but amber was better on the flip compared to nikki. Their menu is small.

I don't waste my time with any provider that has a "small menu" with a price attached for everything from Appetizers, Napkins, Forks, Candles, etc. I prefer the "All You Can Eat" menu. I also never pre-pay upfront for my meal, I pay on the way out the door after I get my fill and I'm totally satisfied and smiling. That's why Joan is my ATF favorite 5 star Chef. Now I just got to convince her it really is a cooking show when set up the video camera!

SP

[Ftguy68]

The biggest tip I ever gave anyone at an AMP was $100, and it was for Kim and I've done it several times for her. She knew what my tip was going to be once I became a regular of hers and she took care of me. Still the 2nd best experience. Nothing was better than the girls of La Cabana, still my ATF.

[Charlie]

Well I had the pleasure of dreaming with both nikki and amber, haven't tried Joan because she works weekdays also is really far from where I live.

The be short and to the point: nikki better massage compared to amber, but amber was better on the flip compared to nikki. Their menu is small.

[Pbwardy02]

For the benefit of the board, I assumed (and I'm sure others did as well) that there was something "more" to the experience and you were just being coy, but your PM cleared that up. I guess I just don't understand why you would post about a "100% legal" therapist on this type of board (it is a "sex guide" after all) and second, why the need to PM for legit info?

I never understood it. Just search Google or yelp if you want legit reviews.

[BeaverFever]

For the benefit of the board, I assumed (and I'm sure others did as well) that there was something "more" to the experience and you were just being coy, but your PM cleared that up. I guess I just don't understand why you would post about a "100% legal" therapist on this type of board (it is a "sex guide" after all) and second, why the need to PM for legit info?

Ok I will try to be nice. I have PMd with SEVERAL members back and forth about finding a provider who gives 100% legit massages. We Pmd each other and discussed the topic. For the benefit of the board I posted about a 100% legit massage therapist and went out of my way to post that she is 100% legit and don't bother PMing me if you are looking for more. I stressed the fact that she is 100% legit and has a degree in the field. I did not post her name so that she did not get people making appointments trying to get something more. I said PM me if you just want a great massage.

I received over 10 PMs thanking me and asking me for the contact info, and saying thats all they want. In each PM I told them again that its 100% legit but she has degrees and is great.

Now I get a PM from Whiskeysours, unless he is frackin retarded, he is just a moron. He asks about extras and the such. I Pm him back and tell him that I specifically stated NO EXTRAS. Now this moron wants to flame me on the board.

OK Whiskeysours, let me explain it again SLOWLY. There are members on this board that just want a really good massage with NO extras. We have Pmd about it and its actually been posted by several members in there posts if you care to bother reading them. You are either LEO, a fool or a moron to read my post, then PM me about it and be so moronic as to flame me on the board.

I thought and I know I gave some valuable sought after information to members that were looking for what I described. The PMs I received are proof positive. You Sir are and immature idiot and a fool.

[Whiskeysours]

If anyone is looking for a totally legit massage with NO extras, I met the perfect person. Just So its clear she is 100% legal and no matter what you try or offer, you will not get anything else but thrown out of her office.

She is a small skinny Jewish girl who gives the absolute best massage. Her rates are high but she has degrees and I believe a doctorate. She is in the Longwood general area. If you are interested in a 100% legit massage with nothing else PM me and I will give you her name. I felt like a mass of butter when she was done. 10 out of 10. Exactly what I was looking for.

For the benefit of the board, I assumed (and I'm sure others did as well) that there was something "more" to the experience and you were just being coy, but your PM cleared that up. I guess I just don't understand why you would post about a "100% legal" therapist on this type of board (it is a "sex guide" after all) and second, why the need to PM for legit info?

[FloridaBum]

I love latin women too.

I have never had much luck at the place, but sometimes they have a lunch hour special of only $49. The place is clean the receptionists always hot and the therapists are usually latina and usually attractive too. They do have a shower as well. For the price / service, it is worth it for a legit massage.

Has this place changed or still the same? I called yesterday and it seems that everyone except one or two are new. Just wondering if any of the new chicks offers great service. I love Latin woman.

Cheers

[FloridaBum]

Thanks for the feedback. It is a bit out of my ways, so I won't take a gamble. Thanks again.

Their ads stress that draping is required. I went in a while back and saw one of the therapists and she insisted on full sheet draping! Apparently a towel wasn't enough to shield her delicate eyes. The massage wasn't even that good. Would be interested to know if anyone else had a more relaxed experience.

[FloridaBum]

She lives in the BVL area of Kissimmee and did outcall in the area several years ago as well. She still might.

I've seen Laura as well. Happy time of course and very well relaxed. I see her in between rounds of my ATFs.

[Ens454]

http://orlando.craigslist.org/thp/2212360079.html

Like the title says, I haven't tried it yet. I might TOFTF if I do I will be sure to post a review.

[Otownstamina]

I've seen Laura as well. Happy time of course and very well relaxed. I see her in between rounds of my ATFs.

[Whiskeysours]

Has anyone tried out Eternal Youth Health Spa?

They advertise on backpage and have included pictures of some pretty cute girls. I noticed that they have a good deal of $35 / hour running on travelzoo: travelzoo-dot-com / local-deals / deal / 679

Their ads stress that draping is required. I went in a while back and saw one of the therapists and she insisted on full sheet draping! Apparently a towel wasn't enough to shield her delicate eyes. The massage wasn't even that good. Would be interested to know if anyone else had a more relaxed experience.

[Indian River]

I have my own policy. If there is only a massage with no HE, thein depending on quality I leave 20-25. If I get an HE, then I will leave 40-50 depending on quality. Once in a while I will leave 60 but it has to be great. I do not look for FS and I do not ask. There are other places for that.

[FloridaBum]

Kim is worth a $100 tip.

I have seen her over the years working at different places and have always enjoyed my time with her. You are right, her table showers are awesome. She takes her time and works your body good. Her rack is enhanced but looks great. She is younger. 20's, and is very nice once you get to know her.

Visited Kim myself again yesterday, as always the massage is nothing to write home about, but she has a banging little body and all I can say is I've never had better tableshowers before. When I go there if kims not up I just leave.