Massage Parlor Reports

[EndGame]

Does this sound familiar?

The massage is over and you lay down $30-$40. Immediately you get the pouty face followed by. Is that all you have for me? More pouty face this time with furled brow. This is followed shortly by the push from behind until you are out the door.

It is meant to make you feel guilty so next time you bring more money.

There are some superstars in the business who deserve $50+. Not for extras but because of the effort they put into the massage. I have encountered two such women in many years. Just like in any business, they let their performance do the talking. There was no need for a pouty face.

When the pouty face comes out, smile as big as you can and say. Maybe next time.

I had one lady at an AMP in Tampa go bezerk when I gave her. 4 because my regular showed up after we got started and apparently told her that she got. 6 My regular got that because she earned it while the other did not. I'm wondering how many burgers she would have had to flip for that and I just had her prepare 1 lousy hot dog.

[BabyLight333]

Alway's keep it simple. If the door fee is $50, $60, $80 ect: Alway's tip between $20 to $40 dollars depending on service and attitude. If F / S is included. Double the door fee.

[Exec Talent]

Does this sound familiar?

The massage is over and you lay down $30-$40. Immediately you get the pouty face followed by. Is that all you have for me? More pouty face this time with furled brow. This is followed shortly by the push from behind until you are out the door.

It is meant to make you feel guilty so next time you bring more money.

There are some superstars in the business who deserve $50+. Not for extras but because of the effort they put into the massage. I have encountered two such women in many years. Just like in any business, they let their performance do the talking. There was no need for a pouty face.

When the pouty face comes out, smile as big as you can and say. Maybe next time.

[EndGame]

Let me see if I understand this. You tipped. 6 and were still a few Jax lite? Since when did AMPs start getting 1. 7 and up for a massage. Is this the norm or am I just out of touch and too cheap? For those amounts I can find something on the high end FS scale. I would love to hear from the members on what is the norm. I know I have been way overcharged by one girl at Joans as compared to what other members have told me they donate, so I would love some input as to what is reasonable at an AMP.

Thanks

I posted a response last night but it didn't take. If it comes through later, sorry for a double post. I posted a couple of weeks ago about this issue wondering why the costs of AMPs vs providers was so out of whack. For the right experience, it can be worth it but generally, no. The AMP experience is all over the place and most often doesn't compare with the better providers out there. My tipping is in line with Nohassles and that's why I only had. 6 to give. A few months ago, I was in a Tampa AMP and the girl was explaining how I had tipped her. 8 the last time I was there. I told her it was impossible because I had never tipped that much before to anyone. I may go a bit higher in this case but would have to be farting soap bubbles and walking rubbery-legged. The AMP advantage to me is the availability on short notice even though it's a crap shoot.

[Nohassles]

Here's my 2 cents on this issue. There will always be the girls who are greedy and try get whatever they can from you and guys who will try to squeak by on the bare minimum or none at all if they can get away with it. I try to tip based on the time and quality of my experience. So these factors come into consideration: length of time (did I get the full time I paid for) , quality of massage, attitude and level of service from the girl. For me the attitude and level of service gets the most weight. If she is responsive and engaged with me I give more. If she is distant and mechanical I give less. So here is the general rule for me based on a one hour massage: regular therapeutic massage $10 (no extras) up to massage with good technique, topless finish with playful interaction $60. I don't think I have ever tipped more than $60 and there are only a couple of girls that have earned that from me. In a typical AMP experience of so-so massage followed by HJ finish my usual is $40.

[EndGame]

Let me see if I understand this. You tipped. 6 and were still a few Jax lite? Since when did AMPs start getting 1. 7 and up for a massage. Is this the norm or am I just out of touch and too cheap? For those amounts I can find something on the high end FS scale. I would love to hear from the members on what is the norm. I know I have been way overcharged by one girl at Joans as compared to what other members have told me they donate, so I would love some input as to what is reasonable at an AMP.

Thanks

Dude tell me about it. I posted a few weeks ago about this very thing as I couldn't then and still can't, figure out the economics of the AMP industry. Flip back a few pages and you can see that we're on the same page. I can appreciate both sides but still don't know for sure what is reasonable when all is said and done. I like the experience but you quickly get to the realm of full service provider with less surprise at the end of the journey. In this particular case, I really enjoyed things but doing the math, I don't know if the hunt and result is worth the cost given the alternatives. Having played both games extensively, I think the AMP route is decidedly not cost-effective but it is different. If that makes any sense.

[BeaverFever]

Visited this place on the recommendation of many and asked for Kim. The oriental man at the door said she was not available but may have been with another customer rather than not working. I drew Michelle, a thin caucasian lady with light brown hair and a pretty face. She indicated that she's been doing this for a decade and it showed in the massage; excellent. I like to have my cake and eat it too, tolerating lousy massages in a trade-off for HE. Had the cake and there were crumbs on my lap. She knows her way around a man's body and hit all my trouble spots. The downside was no TS as she had on tight jeans that functioned well as a chastity belt. Probably not by accident. She said (reluctantly) that she could change into something else but I didn't push it. Next time, for sure. Good head to toe action and on the flip, mutual massage with dueling topless and a great finish. I didn't know the menu and apparently committed a faux pas with a. 6 tip as this was apparently a few Jax light. Michelle said she was best friends with Kim and they do a 4 hands deal and the menu apparently expands. I'll push bravely on and find out more about this. She also said she just works afternoons 3 days a week so that may explain a lack of reviews on this lady. A bit new-agey but a very nice lady who, in spite of the 10 yrs experience claimed, looked in the mid to late 20's range.

Let me see if I understand this. You tipped. 6 and were still a few Jax lite? Since when did AMPs start getting 1. 7 and up for a massage. Is this the norm or am I just out of touch and too cheap? For those amounts I can find something on the high end FS scale. I would love to hear from the members on what is the norm. I know I have been way overcharged by one girl at Joans as compared to what other members have told me they donate, so I would love some input as to what is reasonable at an AMP.

Thanks

[JoanLuv]

Joan, She looks just like you. You got to show us a bit more.

Hi, well the girl in the pic is me, of course. My new friends will be at the party, and showin your new products like massage device, lotions, oils, candles ect is going to be fun and if you need more info just PM me Muah! Miss Joan.

[FloridaBum]

Has anyone tried out Eternal Youth Health Spa?

They advertise on backpage and have included pictures of some pretty cute girls. I noticed that they have a good deal of $35 / hour running on travelzoo: travelzoo-dot-com / local-deals / deal / 679

[EndGame]

Visited this place on the recommendation of many and asked for Kim. The oriental man at the door said she was not available but may have been with another customer rather than not working. I drew Michelle, a thin caucasian lady with light brown hair and a pretty face. She indicated that she's been doing this for a decade and it showed in the massage; excellent. I like to have my cake and eat it too, tolerating lousy massages in a trade-off for HE. Had the cake and there were crumbs on my lap. She knows her way around a man's body and hit all my trouble spots. The downside was no TS as she had on tight jeans that functioned well as a chastity belt. Probably not by accident. She said (reluctantly) that she could change into something else but I didn't push it. Next time, for sure. Good head to toe action and on the flip, mutual massage with dueling topless and a great finish. I didn't know the menu and apparently committed a faux pas with a. 6 tip as this was apparently a few Jax light. Michelle said she was best friends with Kim and they do a 4 hands deal and the menu apparently expands. I'll push bravely on and find out more about this. She also said she just works afternoons 3 days a week so that may explain a lack of reviews on this lady. A bit new-agey but a very nice lady who, in spite of the 10 yrs experience claimed, looked in the mid to late 20's range.

[NC Wanderer]

Hi guys,

I will be visiting Orlando next week and would like to know the best place to go. Looking for more than just a massage. I'm open to going someplace close too maybe 30 min away.

Thanks

There are 392 pages discussing massage in Orlando. If you would bother to read the more recent ones you would have an answer. We like to call it RTFF!

[Gotudroolin]

Hi guys,

I will be visiting Orlando next week and would like to know the best place to go. Looking for more than just a massage. I'm open to going someplace close too maybe 30 min away.

Thanks

Well you can go to any spa and get more than a massage, I. E sauna, manicure, pedicure. Table shower are some of your options.

[Neagle]

Hi guys,

I will be visiting Orlando next week and would like to know the best place to go. Looking for more than just a massage. I'm open to going someplace close too maybe 30 min away.

Thanks

[Gotudroolin]

Hello to all the gentlemens in this forum. I would love your opinion on this one, well I'm planning to do a get together with my VIP members and try my new girls so that way I can have your opinion about the new product (LOL). PM and let me know if you like the idea and if you want to show! Muah! Miss Joan. Always making your dreams come true.

Yes, more details please!

[Inglewood]

You got to tell us more. Like when, what, where, and how much?