Massage Parlor Reports

[Tarius Shinobi]

You guys would be better off just going to Canada to get a massage.

Plus, there are a few Sex clubs (Non Gay) for Straight couples & Single Women.

If you don't have a passport, you can just get a Passport card and / or an Enhanced Driver License.

Canadian Sex Rights Advocates are really pushing the envelope in regards to their Prostitution & Sex Laws.

[Pussy Hound]

"massage" section.

Massage section of what??? What's with the cryptic crap?

[Rooot]

Did they advertise across from K-mart or in the old K-mart center? Where was the ad from?

The Ads are from CL. Someone else reported on the one on Crown Hill recently. The one in Kirkland is not by K-Mart it is next to Taco Bell but it seems to be a YMMV kind of place. The older, sweet Chinese lady by the water also advertises daily.

[Ashun]

Went 2x to a place that advertises in the "massage" section and is not across from K-Mart. That's as detailed as I am going to get as far as location.

Did they advertise across from K-mart or in the old K-mart center? Where was the ad from?

[TacoMang]

Went to visit a place near Crown Hill Cemetery. Walked in and was greeted by two 50 year old asian women. They seemed very eager to give a massage and motioned to me with her hands that they rub ALL OVER THE BODY.

I am not into older ladies so I left, but feel free to visit them if you are into that. Message me if you need more details.

[Amp Middleman]

My friend noticed that Dream Spa was gone and was replaced by some other business.

Does anyone know what happened?

Yes it is gone. I was in contact recently with a lady that used to work there and she told me that the owner was having a hard problem keeping ladys there. Owner very strict / strange, almost ran the business on the edge of a slave shop I guess you could say. Please everyone no pm's asking me where the ladys are now. Ty

[MikeTT]

My friend noticed that Dream Spa was gone and was replaced by some other business.

Does anyone know what happened?

[TacoMang]

Are there any massage parlor places in ballard or magnolia that you folks would recommend?

[Tarius Shinobi]

Are those AMP's really worth the price of admission?

Are the girls manipulative?

[Rooot]

I did some recon around the Seattle / Kirkland area this week.

1st stop a Greenwood AMP that advertises in the "massage" section. I parked on a side street and walked around to the busy front street entrance to find a glass door with an older 40s, skinny Asian lady wearing a striped mini-skirt sitting spread eagle on a couch. She immediately said "Hi I give massage" and gave me a big hug and let me know this was THAT kind of place. I was still on the hunt and didn't want to let my first stop be the last so I said "I only have. 4 I need to go get tip." She said "OK $.2 and I get you GOOD everything massage!"

Next stop was Lake City due to the volume of ads for AMPs. After some searching I finally found Aloha Spa when I saw this hot little spinner walking in from her car. I stepped in and there were three 20s something hotties all gathered around a desk. Unfortunately the cute little one I saw go in seemed to be there demanding her pay from a woman I assume ran the place and the other slightly heavier but extremely cute girl lead me to a room with 8ft walls that didn't reach the ceiling. I told her I was checking the place out and didn't actually want to get a massage right then. Because of the environment, layout, and staff I can say for almost certain this is a legit place. The women were fully clothed and all spoke perfect English and had no accent as well.

I traveled on down the road and found the next stop on my tour which was located in the Northwood Plaza and had some window decals saying they do "Reflexology" along with a neon open sign. They looked almost offended that I stopped in to ask questions while they were busy watching daytime TV so I took off. Probably a legit (and definitely rude) joint.

Next place on down the road was advertised in the same ad with the Greenwood joint so I had a good feeling. There was a 40s chunky Asian lady in the doctor's office style entrance but she didn't give me any signs that it was anything more than a fully clothed, legit Chinese massage place so I moved on.

Next stop was to this Place in Kirkland that was up two flights of stairs in the rain. The parking and entrance were ridiculous so I left.

On to the East side of 405 and I find the next place behind a Dentist. It was getting later in the day and this place was hopping. The older Asian lady that greeted me said all the other girls were busy and I wasn't in to her so I left.

I was going to check out one more place in Kirkland before going to the cheap HJ back alley standby in my previous report. The feelings were mixed because there had been some drama in the past w / LEO but it has a new name and there is a guy greeting at the door (which really threw me off.) I couldn't make heads or tails of the vibe so it was on to old faithful.

Unfortunately, it was really, really busy at my final stop. The two previous experiences seemed to have been with girls who were new to the trade. Not so lucky this time as I had an older, chunky but busty gal who wanted. 4 up front for 30 minutes. I was quite done with shopping around so I caved. She pretended to massage my arms for about 3 minutes then off went the towel and ass and ball fondling began. She told me to flip and asked me "how much tip?" I was shocked by this 180 degree approach from the other girls but was already in too deep. I tried to see what I could neg but all she would give in to was HJ for. 6! I guess it is a supply and demand world after all and it was in fact pouring rain so I caved and got a really lousy HJ and got to play with the twins which had some nice stiff big nips.

Just for the hell of it I checked out the Hawaiian Foot Massage place that just opened in Everett afterwards and wow I have never seen so many old dudes getting foot massages in a dark room by other dudes. Probably no mileage at this place and if there is I'm not interested!

[Dragonleopard]

Went to a place by water that is north of downtown and west of 99. They advertise in the "massage" section and that is as detailed as I am willing to go about the location.

Ummm congrats on finding a place you don't like so much? Hopefully a senior member can correct me if I am wrong. But isn't the whole point to share with the exception of something or some provider that is really great and it stays between senior members. This way others can give info on maybe there is a certain girl working there you should see or maybe it was just a bad day and YMMV.

[Pussy Hound]

Huh, I spoke with someone there over the phone. She had a heavy Asian accent. I wonder if it is under new management?

New place in Edmonds just south of Ranch 99. The experience was totally legit. No hint of any extra action. Middle aged Caucasian woman with no hint of any accent answered the door and took me to the room. I asked for 1/2 hr. She asked for the money up front. The weird stuff. 1. She said "I need to register you and take this part of the payment up front".2. A Dixie cup of mouthwash on the table (which I did not notice until getting ready to leave).3. The place is in a Korean strip mall. No external marking on this place except the name above the entrance. There must be more to this, but I can't decide if it is a sting or better possibilities. Tempted to try again.

[Rooot]

Went to a place by water that is north of downtown and west of 99. They advertise in the "massage" section and that is as detailed as I am willing to go about the location. I found this extremely hidden place near a restaurant and walked in. There were two ladies, one 30s chubby K girl one 40s maybe Chinese who was skinny and took me into a room with a deadbolt lock and told me to get naked. She went on to do an ok massage without asking about payment for maybe 25 minutes and then she started rubbing and playing with my ass. She said "OK?" I said "yes" and she motioned to flip and started massaging mr. Happy. She said "what you want" I said mouth and she laid out $.6 FS $.4 BJ so I said no $. FS she said ok $.4 and then stripped and asked for payment. I gave it to her and she started BBBJ for a bit then laid down and spread her legs and grabed me trying to get me to BB her! I said "condom!" she said "no condom next time you bring" and I said OK fine finish BBBJ and she did a good job BBBJCIM birdwatching with full access completely nude. I am thinking this may be a trick of some sort and question if she would have let me go BB if I had acted interested in any way. I will likely not repeat due to price and questionable business practices (quite normal for AMP tho.)

[Rooot]

Went 2x to a place that advertises in the "massage" section and is not across from K-Mart. That's as detailed as I am going to get as far as location.

Early Dec: Cute, mid 20s asian gal pretty chunky but nice rack. Not scantily clad, told me. 4 for 30 minutes. I did not ask for it up front she just said "get naked" after neg. She comes back and says "maybe just back or just front" I say "front" and get a weird rub down and some finger cracking. After maybe 25 minutes of this she starts massaging my thighs, groin area but not mr. Happy who was growing quite large under the small towel. She removes the towel and says "you need lotion" and points to mr. Happy and I say "sure" then I start working it. She rubs all around but never touches it. I start felling the girls and she whips them out, I start playing with the kitty and she unzips and is very wet and grinding. We go on for at least 20 minutes with HJ but BJ was not on the table although her face was really close. I finish all over her, she cleans us both up then leaves. I get dressed and open the door and she says "thank you" and I hand her. 8 and she is very happy.

Last Week: I return and there is a much hotter but a little older (30s) Japanese looking gal. I undress she says. 45 for 45 minutes I say fine she starts in w / o the dough. She removes the towel and starts rubbing my ass so I rub hers and she doesn't flinch but won't unzip. This continues maybe 20 minutes with a lot of ass play but not always enough to keep mr. Happy alive. Flip comes and she moves the towel over mr. Happy and adjusts it to cover a small area. Lots of teasing and even more ass play but still no unzip, won't take out the twins. She finally removes the towel and asks the same "you need lotion" and I again say "sure" and go to work. I try and try to get some skin but the best I can do is under the bra and down the back of the buttoned pants. I move her hand and even ask about BJ and she says NO but continues working ass, ballz, and the base of the shaft. This worked very well and I had the most intense O that flew almost to the ceiling and again all over both of us and she says "YAY!" She cleans me up, more massage, and leaves. I walk out and hand her another. 8 and she is also very happy.

I guess you could get away w / just the door rate at this place which is rock bottom. So bargain shoppers beware: it adds up and can be quite addictive even though it is just a rub down / HJ. I tipped double because It felt soooo good and I was sooo high on endorphins!

[Mister Stiffy]

I could not not the place too, can anyone please share the address?

Thanks

Sorry it's no longer there. The house is, but the signs are no longer out, so I'm assuming they're out of business.