Massage Parlor Reports

**Mojorzn** · 01-12-11 00:16

Still have vmail if want to hear! LOL.

Originally Posted by F Blaster [View Original Post]

I've been reading about this whole situation, and IMO it's all fake. Mari and her husband like to play sex games, and I think this whole thing is a rib on the posters on this board. They're probably reading everything and laughing their heads off.

I wouldn't be surprised if PP were in on the joke. Are you?

If Mari is giving out extras more freely, I'd be worried about a camera filming everything or the husband hiding in the closet. Hmmm. Wasn't that an episode of L&O (maybe SVU)?

**F Blaster** · 01-12-11 00:13

I've been reading about this whole situation, and IMO it's all fake. Mari and her husband like to play sex games, and I think this whole thing is a rib on the posters on this board. They're probably reading everything and laughing their heads off.

I wouldn't be surprised if PP were in on the joke. Are you?

If Mari is giving out extras more freely, I'd be worried about a camera filming everything or the husband hiding in the closet. Hmmm. Wasn't that an episode of L&O (maybe SVU)?

**Quimby** · 01-11-11 23:03

Passed by that place for over a year. Finally went in right before Christmas. Had Angela a petite thing which I like. Was all in for 1. 4 Now they are gone. Well I had at least one throw there. Had a hell of a time getting back on this site since the new format started. Finally I am recognized by this system. I was locked out for months!

**Gunghobma** · 01-11-11 22:58

Decided to try this place after eating too much italian dinner just across the street.

Nice mamsan, standard sauna, shower, sauna. Asked lots of questions, but could tell was checking me out if I was LE or not.

Once done, asian woman. 30's, adequate looking, dressed in street clothes came in. Very good massage. Would not allow mutual touch. Eventually she moved onto light touch. Adequate HE. Did not upsell.

I would go back.

**Member #5121** · 01-11-11 22:49

Nighthawk:
Being too coy (over and over) was being a prick. I learned from the situation where I had to leave with the tail between my legs. The chase is fun, and it's better to play things out over time with a legit therapist. That way, if something pleasurable does go down, it's not even business.

Jesus Collins:
I also agree with your point about 'legit' CMT's leading men on. The therapists who let you spring your naked boner across their table, yet balk at extras, are the real perverts.

Originally Posted by Jesus Collins [View Original Post]

Part of me agrees with that. However,

Then there's the legit therapist who works on you un covered, makes all kinds of contact with your junk, and talks about sex during your session. While from the therapist's perspective, these are tricks to keeping you coming back, to me it also says that they're fair game.

If the therapist doesn't offer any signals, then yes be respectful.

The bottom line is, if they are certified, then they should know Illinois regulation.

**Mojorzn** · 01-11-11 15:38

I noticed she posted again today on both bodyrub and therapeutic. Trying to figure out if its worth calling after last weeks experience!

Originally Posted by Pussy Prowler [View Original Post]

So I've been trying for the loooongest time to get an appointment with Marie for a massage off backpage since another senior on this board said they got BBBJ from her awhile back. Usually she was picking up her phone calls and I got an appointment once only to be stood up when I reached her location. I still pursued on but never got through, very fusterating indeed. Anyhow lately I wasnt able to even reach anyone but this week some guy has been answering this line. 312-543-4143. He kept telling me to call back and that they were closed, didn't seem to happy about it. Yesterday he told me to call today and so I did this morning and he told me they were closed again, and when I asked for marie he completely lost it. I heard a loud THUD which was probably him throwing his phone down and then heard him screaming at marie over and over, why are all these guys from backpage calling you, etc etc. He started yelling about how all these guys are wanting sex from his wife and I then heard another older female voice also yelling at marie in the background, maybe his mother? He didn't bother to end the call which I'm assuming was his cell phone so for the next 4 minutes I heard a sh1tstorm of accusations towards marie and apparently her husband had no idea she was doing massage, since her retail location has a neon light that says glamours skin care and nails, and was trying to get her to take her posts down and read her emails, check her phone etc and she was screaming back at him. It was so intense I thought he was going to beat her down or something, anyhow I finally just hung up because I don't like to hear girls cry and her husband was beyond irate, asking to see the backpage ads and telling her to take them down, while the mom was screaming why don't you just say no sex in the ads and why are all these guys calling from backpage?

Hope she's ok. Whoa.

**NorthsideTod2** · 01-11-11 15:17

Originally Posted by Mojorzn [View Original Post]

I had been trying Marie as well with little luck. The other morning I got a call from some guy (who must be the husband I now realize) super early in the morning who then left a screaming message telling me to not dare call the number again. Bummer, she sure does look hot.

Well I would toss hat in to the rink so I tried to call her the other day and I also got her husband and got the same speech but today while I was going through BP I found Marie (looking good) with a brand new post with expanded hours http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs...143-29/3652954

I would be curious if anyone called since her recent post.

**Jesus Collins** · 01-10-11 11:26

Originally Posted by Nighthawk55 [View Original Post]

I know some of my fellow perverts like the idea of "turning" a legit massage therapist. I just can't get behind it. It is straight up sexual harassment.

We know who is legit and who isn't. Focus your energies on the non-legit therapists if you want sexual services. Trying to get sex from a legit therapist, who is just trying to do their job is a prick move.

Part of me agrees with that. However,

Then there's the legit therapist who works on you un covered, makes all kinds of contact with your junk, and talks about sex during your session. While from the therapist's perspective, these are tricks to keeping you coming back, to me it also says that they're fair game.

If the therapist doesn't offer any signals, then yes be respectful.

The bottom line is, if they are certified, then they should know Illinois regulation.

**Member #6010** · 01-09-11 16:20

Anyone tried them?

**Pickles13** · 01-09-11 14:39

Stopped by here for the first time in years. I used to try to get the old owner, a Polish chick, to give me a massage back in 04 or 05 when they first opened. Anyway, door was locked because the Asians were downstairs eating lunch. The host brought some porker. $65 for 60 min. Nope. The old saying, don't pay for something you wouldn't do for free. I left.

**Ghostface89** · 01-09-11 12:31

Originally Posted by Thencame Brnsn [View Original Post]

My deceased papa refused a bribe from the "owners" of Mirage and ended up getting a not wanted promotion (he was happy being on the street, got stuck in an office job for over 18 months) because he was quoted as saying "If one customer or firefighter dies because I took your 20 F. In bucks, I would have to put a bullet in my brain. F. Of a. Hole." He also made sure bribe attempt was written in inspection report.

God bless your dad!

Funny how the press never does a sting on a politician, isn't it?

**Thencame Brnsn** · 01-09-11 12:08

Originally Posted by Ghostface89 [View Original Post]

Be careful, monger. This place screams "sting" to me.

Remember 1978 and the Mirage Bar sting? Reporter Pam Zekman and the Better Government Association opened a phony bar to see how many city inspectors, etc. They could entrap with bribes. (In 1980 the place reopened as the Brehon Pub. 731 N. Wells. A great faux Irish pub with great grub).

Its only a matter of time before some journalistic sting "uncovers" local massage parlors. Remember when the guys from Emmit's Pub were outed with TV hidden cameras for going to Central America for sex tourism?

My deceased papa refused a bribe from the "owners" of Mirage and ended up getting a not wanted promotion (he was happy being on the street, got stuck in an office job for over 18 months) because he was quoted as saying "If one customer or firefighter dies because I took your 20 F. In bucks, I would have to put a bullet in my brain. F. Of a. Hole." He also made sure bribe attempt was written in inspection report.

**Nighthawk55** · 01-09-11 11:02

Originally Posted by Wi Nite Owl [View Original Post]

After 10 years, here's my experience. I played cat 'and mouse on a first visit and it took her off guard. She stormed out. It was 45 minutes into the session. I too felt nervous, so I dressed, paid at the front counter, and left. If you inch the sheet down repeatedly, and she continues to adjust it, it's too soon. It's better to find a friendly girl you like, play it out for more than one session. This way, you can blame the trial and error on a misunderstanding between friends. That's just a part of life.

I know some of my fellow perverts like the idea of "turning" a legit massage therapist. I just can't get behind it. It is straight up sexual harassment.

We know who is legit and who isn't. Focus your energies on the non-legit therapists if you want sexual services. Trying to get sex from a legit therapist, who is just trying to do their job is a prick move.

**Mojorzn** · 01-09-11 08:53

I had been trying Marie as well with little luck. The other morning I got a call from some guy (who must be the husband I now realize) super early in the morning who then left a screaming message telling me to not dare call the number again. Bummer, she sure does look hot.

Originally Posted by Pussy Prowler [View Original Post]

So I've been trying for the loooongest time to get an appointment with Marie for a massage off backpage since another senior on this board said they got BBBJ from her awhile back. Usually she was picking up her phone calls and I got an appointment once only to be stood up when I reached her location. I still pursued on but never got through, very fusterating indeed. Anyhow lately I wasnt able to even reach anyone but this week some guy has been answering this line. 312-543-4143. He kept telling me to call back and that they were closed, didn't seem to happy about it. Yesterday he told me to call today and so I did this morning and he told me they were closed again, and when I asked for marie he completely lost it. I heard a loud THUD which was probably him throwing his phone down and then heard him screaming at marie over and over, why are all these guys from backpage calling you, etc etc. He started yelling about how all these guys are wanting sex from his wife and I then heard another older female voice also yelling at marie in the background, maybe his mother? He didn't bother to end the call which I'm assuming was his cell phone so for the next 4 minutes I heard a sh1tstorm of accusations towards marie and apparently her husband had no idea she was doing massage, since her retail location has a neon light that says glamours skin care and nails, and was trying to get her to take her posts down and read her emails, check her phone etc and she was screaming back at him. It was so intense I thought he was going to beat her down or something, anyhow I finally just hung up because I don't like to hear girls cry and her husband was beyond irate, asking to see the backpage ads and telling her to take them down, while the mom was screaming why don't you just say no sex in the ads and why are all these guys calling from backpage?

Hope she's ok. Whoa.

**NorthsideTod2** · 01-09-11 08:25

Originally Posted by Pussy Prowler [View Original Post]

So I've been trying for the loooongest time to get an appointment with Marie for a massage off backpage since another senior on this board said they got BBBJ from her awhile back. Usually she was picking up her phone calls and I got an appointment once only to be stood up when I reached her location. I still pursued on but never got through, very fusterating indeed. Anyhow lately I wasnt able to even reach anyone but this week some guy has been answering this line. 312-543-4143. He kept telling me to call back and that they were closed, didn't seem to happy about it. Yesterday he told me to call today and so I did this morning and he told me they were closed again, and when I asked for marie he completely lost it. I heard a loud THUD which was probably him throwing his phone down and then heard him screaming at marie over and over, why are all these guys from backpage calling you, etc etc. He started yelling about how all these guys are wanting sex from his wife and I then heard another older female voice also yelling at marie in the background, maybe his mother? He didn't bother to end the call which I'm assuming was his cell phone so for the next 4 minutes I heard a sh1tstorm of accusations towards marie and apparently her husband had no idea she was doing massage, since her retail location has a neon light that says glamours skin care and nails, and was trying to get her to take her posts down and read her emails, check her phone etc and she was screaming back at him. It was so intense I thought he was going to beat her down or something, anyhow I finally just hung up because I don't like to hear girls cry and her husband was beyond irate, asking to see the backpage ads and telling her to take them down, while the mom was screaming why don't you just say no sex in the ads and why are all these guys calling from backpage?

Hope she's ok. Whoa.

Gentlemen been going since I have had problems with my password and email. Anyway just go a new name and password.

Anyway I have reported on her in the past and as I said she looks even better than pics. Her Old Man (who is much older and must be close to 60 posed on a website looking for other couples which was reported here over a year ago. She always alluded to the fact he knew she gave massages but did not want her giving extras which I thought was BS until I saw your post.

I did call on a couple of her numbers and he did answer. I just can"t see her Old Man holding her back in the long run. She was a good one.