Massage Parlor Reports

[Mojorzn]

I had been trying Marie as well with little luck. The other morning I got a call from some guy (who must be the husband I now realize) super early in the morning who then left a screaming message telling me to not dare call the number again. Bummer, she sure does look hot.

So I've been trying for the loooongest time to get an appointment with Marie for a massage off backpage since another senior on this board said they got BBBJ from her awhile back. Usually she was picking up her phone calls and I got an appointment once only to be stood up when I reached her location. I still pursued on but never got through, very fusterating indeed. Anyhow lately I wasnt able to even reach anyone but this week some guy has been answering this line. 312-543-4143. He kept telling me to call back and that they were closed, didn't seem to happy about it. Yesterday he told me to call today and so I did this morning and he told me they were closed again, and when I asked for marie he completely lost it. I heard a loud THUD which was probably him throwing his phone down and then heard him screaming at marie over and over, why are all these guys from backpage calling you, etc etc. He started yelling about how all these guys are wanting sex from his wife and I then heard another older female voice also yelling at marie in the background, maybe his mother? He didn't bother to end the call which I'm assuming was his cell phone so for the next 4 minutes I heard a sh1tstorm of accusations towards marie and apparently her husband had no idea she was doing massage, since her retail location has a neon light that says glamours skin care and nails, and was trying to get her to take her posts down and read her emails, check her phone etc and she was screaming back at him. It was so intense I thought he was going to beat her down or something, anyhow I finally just hung up because I don't like to hear girls cry and her husband was beyond irate, asking to see the backpage ads and telling her to take them down, while the mom was screaming why don't you just say no sex in the ads and why are all these guys calling from backpage?

Hope she's ok. Whoa.

[NorthsideTod2]

So I've been trying for the loooongest time to get an appointment with Marie for a massage off backpage since another senior on this board said they got BBBJ from her awhile back. Usually she was picking up her phone calls and I got an appointment once only to be stood up when I reached her location. I still pursued on but never got through, very fusterating indeed. Anyhow lately I wasnt able to even reach anyone but this week some guy has been answering this line. 312-543-4143. He kept telling me to call back and that they were closed, didn't seem to happy about it. Yesterday he told me to call today and so I did this morning and he told me they were closed again, and when I asked for marie he completely lost it. I heard a loud THUD which was probably him throwing his phone down and then heard him screaming at marie over and over, why are all these guys from backpage calling you, etc etc. He started yelling about how all these guys are wanting sex from his wife and I then heard another older female voice also yelling at marie in the background, maybe his mother? He didn't bother to end the call which I'm assuming was his cell phone so for the next 4 minutes I heard a sh1tstorm of accusations towards marie and apparently her husband had no idea she was doing massage, since her retail location has a neon light that says glamours skin care and nails, and was trying to get her to take her posts down and read her emails, check her phone etc and she was screaming back at him. It was so intense I thought he was going to beat her down or something, anyhow I finally just hung up because I don't like to hear girls cry and her husband was beyond irate, asking to see the backpage ads and telling her to take them down, while the mom was screaming why don't you just say no sex in the ads and why are all these guys calling from backpage?

Hope she's ok. Whoa.

Gentlemen been going since I have had problems with my password and email. Anyway just go a new name and password.

Anyway I have reported on her in the past and as I said she looks even better than pics. Her Old Man (who is much older and must be close to 60 posed on a website looking for other couples which was reported here over a year ago. She always alluded to the fact he knew she gave massages but did not want her giving extras which I thought was BS until I saw your post.

I did call on a couple of her numbers and he did answer. I just can"t see her Old Man holding her back in the long run. She was a good one.

[Ghostface89]

Driving down Elston the other day, north of Irving, and noticed a new massage & spa opening up called "Vice". If that's not the classiest name ever for an MP, I don't know what's what. It just screams,"will massage your goods" to me. Hopefully it stays true to that.

Be careful, monger. This place screams "sting" to me.

Remember 1978 and the Mirage Bar sting? Reporter Pam Zekman and the Better Government Association opened a phony bar to see how many city inspectors, etc. They could entrap with bribes. (In 1980 the place reopened as the Brehon Pub. 731 N. Wells. A great faux Irish pub with great grub).

Its only a matter of time before some journalistic sting "uncovers" local massage parlors. Remember when the guys from Emmit's Pub were outed with TV hidden cameras for going to Central America for sex tourism?

[Raoul Duke]

So I've been trying for the loooongest time to get an appointment with Marie for a massage off backpage since another senior on this board said they got BBBJ from her awhile back. Usually she was picking up her phone calls and I got an appointment once only to be stood up when I reached her location. I still pursued on but never got through, very fusterating indeed. Anyhow lately I wasnt able to even reach anyone but this week some guy has been answering this line. 312-543-4143. He kept telling me to call back and that they were closed, didn't seem to happy about it. Yesterday he told me to call today and so I did this morning and he told me they were closed again, and when I asked for marie he completely lost it. I heard a loud THUD which was probably him throwing his phone down and then heard him screaming at marie over and over, why are all these guys from backpage calling you, etc etc. He started yelling about how all these guys are wanting sex from his wife and I then heard another older female voice also yelling at marie in the background, maybe his mother? He didn't bother to end the call which I'm assuming was his cell phone so for the next 4 minutes I heard a sh1tstorm of accusations towards marie and apparently her husband had no idea she was doing massage, since her retail location has a neon light that says glamours skin care and nails, and was trying to get her to take her posts down and read her emails, check her phone etc and she was screaming back at him. It was so intense I thought he was going to beat her down or something, anyhow I finally just hung up because I don't like to hear girls cry and her husband was beyond irate, asking to see the backpage ads and telling her to take them down, while the mom was screaming why don't you just say no sex in the ads and why are all these guys calling from backpage?

Hope she's ok. Whoa.

Given that he's had a day to cool off, do you think it would be in poor taste for me call today? Seriously, I hope she's okay too. I loved her pic and I was hoping to see her at some point, but something tells me that's not going to happen.

On a related note, I've been in a similar situation. The husband answered my therapist's phone as well. It's was very awkward for both of us and I got at least 20 questions thrown at me. On the other hand, I don't understand how naive the guy could be. I'd like to think he had an inkling that something might be out of the ordinary. After all, how does a girl with no massage training whatsoever come home with decent bank after working several hours a day? How does he think a 22 year old hottie with a 10th grade education is paying for multiple cars, all sorts of electronic equipment and whatever else it is that he's enjoying?

[Humpty Hump]

Anyone have any info on Magic Touch off W. 35th street? It's a few blocks from The Cell. Any info / experiences would be much appreciated.

Ty

One of my ATFs was here. She's been gone for a while. She was young, very pretty and spoke perfect english. I saw at least a few posts where mongers thought she was only the receptionist but I guess she was only saw limited clients. Massage was mediocre but her personality and xtras were incredible. I'm pretty sure she left the business but if anyone has some info on her please share. If you've met her you know who I'm talking about.

[Member #5121]

After 10 years, here's my experience. I played cat 'and mouse on a first visit and it took her off guard. She stormed out. It was 45 minutes into the session. I too felt nervous, so I dressed, paid at the front counter, and left. If you inch the sheet down repeatedly, and she continues to adjust it, it's too soon. It's better to find a friendly girl you like, play it out for more than one session. This way, you can blame the trial and error on a misunderstanding between friends. That's just a part of life.

How to avoid this in the first place? Take stock in how she acts towards you. If you see her a few times, and she still readjusts the sheet a little, you're just a friend and a client. Your rapport together should be solid enough to know if she'd be upset by sheet slippage. So how to you test those waters?

After a second visit, there's no harm in letting your dangling fingers rest against her shin or knee. If she doesn't move, it's a good sign. Make conversation about what makes her feel care free. Get to tell you a spirited story. Did she go nude over Spring Break? Loose her top at Mari Gras? Be playful and ask her to show you her hidden tats and piercings. If you're having fun, she's having fun. In time, those fingers will be on more than just calves.

In summary: RELAX (because that's what you're there for) and you'll blend into her vibe as a care provider.

Just letting you know that if that happen (this has happen to me before but I made the appointment for the following week and act like nothing happen) and if she is so upset then she will not see you the next time you stop by. I have done that and they tell you 'I don't do that' but after you have seen them for a bit then they start to be more comfortable and start to relive all of you stress. I saw one almost nine times before she started on her own. I would always make comments by saying 'I come here to relive my stress and that when I see her I get more stress because of how you look and make me feel'. It works.

[Paleface]

Driving down Elston the other day, north of Irving, and noticed a new massage & spa opening up called "Vice". If that's not the classiest name ever for an MP, I don't know what's what. It just screams,"will massage your goods" to me. Hopefully it stays true to that.

I don't think I'd walk through that door. With a name like that, and all the heat I read about here, they're just asking for the cops to follow you in.

I'm not in Chicago for the moment, so I haven't posted, but I read the forum every few days, and I can't believe all the busts. I thought this would calm down after the November elections, but it has not. Stay safe.

[Khai Yai]

Please identify the pro-monger mayoral candidate so we can vote for him or her.

Sadly, I believe the fix is already in. It doesn't matter who or what you vote for.

[Paintedbird]

Driving down Elston the other day, north of Irving, and noticed a new massage & spa opening up called "Vice". If that's not the classiest name ever for an MP, I don't know what's what. It just screams,"will massage your goods" to me. Hopefully it stays true to that.

[Davidonecall]

Is there a statute of limitations on indecent exposure? Is that what one could get arrested for if they exposed themselves to a legit masseuse? There was this legit hot masseuse who gave the best massages. She was a tiny little thing. Over the course of a year, I spent well over $400 on her alone. Nothing physical was ever sexual but over the course of an hour over a year, we did become informal with each other in speech. But again, the massage was still professional. One day, she was working on my thighs and you know what happened under that sheet. I could see her staring at it so I said, I have another pressure point that needs releasing and lowered the sheet. She stared at it for about 7 seconds, said nothing, and left the room! I didn't know what to do so I got dressed, it was close to the end of the session anyway, and proceeded to leave her a huge tip. I always tipped her well because she was excellent.

This was 2 years ago and I miss those massages! She was good at what she did and she lives like 1 minute from my house. I want to go back but I'm not trying to be arrested. What do you think?

FYI, never mess up a good thing with a legit masseuse!

Just letting you know that if that happen (this has happen to me before but I made the appointment for the following week and act like nothing happen) and if she is so upset then she will not see you the next time you stop by. I have done that and they tell you 'I don't do that' but after you have seen them for a bit then they start to be more comfortable and start to relive all of you stress. I saw one almost nine times before she started on her own. I would always make comments by saying 'I come here to relive my stress and that when I see her I get more stress because of how you look and make me feel'. It works.

[Pussy Prowler]

So I've been trying for the loooongest time to get an appointment with Marie for a massage off backpage since another senior on this board said they got BBBJ from her awhile back. Usually she was picking up her phone calls and I got an appointment once only to be stood up when I reached her location. I still pursued on but never got through, very fusterating indeed. Anyhow lately I wasnt able to even reach anyone but this week some guy has been answering this line. 312-543-4143. He kept telling me to call back and that they were closed, didn't seem to happy about it. Yesterday he told me to call today and so I did this morning and he told me they were closed again, and when I asked for marie he completely lost it. I heard a loud THUD which was probably him throwing his phone down and then heard him screaming at marie over and over, why are all these guys from backpage calling you, etc etc. He started yelling about how all these guys are wanting sex from his wife and I then heard another older female voice also yelling at marie in the background, maybe his mother? He didn't bother to end the call which I'm assuming was his cell phone so for the next 4 minutes I heard a sh1tstorm of accusations towards marie and apparently her husband had no idea she was doing massage, since her retail location has a neon light that says glamours skin care and nails, and was trying to get her to take her posts down and read her emails, check her phone etc and she was screaming back at him. It was so intense I thought he was going to beat her down or something, anyhow I finally just hung up because I don't like to hear girls cry and her husband was beyond irate, asking to see the backpage ads and telling her to take them down, while the mom was screaming why don't you just say no sex in the ads and why are all these guys calling from backpage?

Hope she's ok. Whoa.

I saw this ad recently.

http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs...577-29/3652954

It this the same girl as this ad?

http://chicago.backpage.com/Therapeu...f-hour/2996445

Anyhow I can never get an appointment with her, if anyone has any info on her services please pm me.

Thanks.

[Donny Devito]

Is there a statute of limitations on indecent exposure? Is that what one could get arrested for if they exposed themselves to a legit masseuse? There was this legit hot masseuse who gave the best massages. She was a tiny little thing. Over the course of a year, I spent well over $400 on her alone. Nothing physical was ever sexual but over the course of an hour over a year, we did become informal with each other in speech. But again, the massage was still professional. One day, she was working on my thighs and you know what happened under that sheet. I could see her staring at it so I said, I have another pressure point that needs releasing and lowered the sheet. She stared at it for about 7 seconds, said nothing, and left the room! I didn't know what to do so I got dressed, it was close to the end of the session anyway, and proceeded to leave her a huge tip. I always tipped her well because she was excellent.

This was 2 years ago and I miss those massages! She was good at what she did and she lives like 1 minute from my house. I want to go back but I'm not trying to be arrested. What do you think?

FYI, never mess up a good thing with a legit masseuse!

[Al Melrose]

I don't know if this is common knowledge, but both Violet Foot Care and Pretty Girls Massage on Irving Park Road have been shut down.

I decided to finally try Violet today. When I pulled up, there was an orange City of Chicago "REVOKED" sticker on the window. I then figured I would try Pretty Girls Massage just west. I was shocked to see another orange sticker on the window. WTF? I drive past these places almost on a weekly basis. And when I finally decide to give them a go, they are closed down.

Was this part of some sort of recent north side sweep by scumbag LE? Does anyone know of other MPs in the area that were recently shut down?

Boy, the city feels a hell of alot safer now that these places are no longer operating. Nice going!

I guess I got in just before it closed. On Sunday I headed over to a Latin place (Armitage) that advertised a. 5 special, ad stated open until 8, I got there at 6, I called and was told that they were closing. So I decided to go up to Irving, I had read that this place has been closed, but decided to give it a try.

It was open. Decent TS, less than decent massage. On the flip the girl informs me that she will need to send in a relief pitcher since she does not do extras. The relief pitcher asks what I want, I tell her everything. She quotes a crazy price, mentions that the place has had problems so the normal pricing is no longer, mentions that she needs to give the original girl. 2, Quotes. 4 for he, $$ for full. So she willing to do a hs for. 2, but needs $1. 8 for full! Makes no sense to me, I get the shake.

[Yutaiktulong]

I don't know if this is common knowledge, but both Violet Foot Care and Pretty Girls Massage on Irving Park Road have been shut down.

I decided to finally try Violet today. When I pulled up, there was an orange City of Chicago "REVOKED" sticker on the window. I then figured I would try Pretty Girls Massage just west. I was shocked to see another orange sticker on the window. WTF? I drive past these places almost on a weekly basis. And when I finally decide to give them a go, they are closed down.

Was this part of some sort of recent north side sweep by scumbag LE? Does anyone know of other MPs in the area that were recently shut down?

Boy, the city feels a hell of alot safer now that these places are no longer operating. Nice going!

[Yutaiktulong]

I don't know if this is common knowledge, but both Violet Foot Care and Pretty Girls Massage on Irving Park Road have been shut down.

I finally thought I would try Violet today. When I pulled up, there was an orange City of Chicago "REVOKED" sticker on the window. I then figured I would try Pretty Girls Massage just west. I was shocked to see another orange sticker on the window. WTF? I drive past these places almost on a weekly basis. When I finally decide to give them a go, they are closed down.

Was this part of some sort of recent north side sweep by scumbag LE? Does anyone know of other MPs in the area that were recently shut down?

Boy, the city feels a hell of alot safer now that these places are no longer operating. Nice going!