Escort Reports

[Ranger620]

Any of you fine fellows know whether this lady is legit?

http://madison.backpage.com/FemaleEs...ore-40/3617854

John

I I'm her on AOL. Asked her if she had any reviews. She said she had some on another site a year ago but got busted by LE that was working undercover on another site. I told her I wouldn't see her unless I could verify her. She got all pissed off and said she was going to post my e-mail address on all the escort boards telling people I am a cop. What a fucking nutcase. She also said she was located at Mineral Point. Midvale area.

[Pharo]

Any of you fine fellows know whether this lady is legit?

http://madison.backpage.com/FemaleEs...ore-40/3617854

John

My educated guess is this is some pay site or cam scam. Usually bad when they don't list a phone number and have contact info embedded in photos so they can not be detected by Back-page software.

[Turkey John]

Any of you fine fellows know whether this lady is legit?

http://madison.backpage.com/FemaleEs...ore-40/3617854

John

[Fishdude]

Well, I didn't leave feeling ripped off, that's for sure. She's really nice.

It's just little details in the quality of the experience. She said,"don't bother trying to get me off". Well, I was with someone the other day who was getting wet and really getting into it. Quite a different experience.

If I see Kelly again, I'm going to make sure to dine a little (no, wait. A lot) and she also offered CIM. So maybe there are some 'oral agreements' still left on the table.

I'm realizing that I should be sure to note that this is Kelly north of madison, I have not seen Kelly of Janesville.

[Fishdude]

http://madison.backpage.com/FemaleEs...irl-23/3614258

I know that you people like reading the exploits here, so here it is for your enjoyment. Her ad reads:

*Hot and Beautiful Chinese Girl. 23.

New in town.

Sexy and Pretty Girl Massage

Cuddly and Sweet Asian girl waiting for you

Come and enjoy with me

I am only offer incall. Please Call Jessie at 312-714-8954 for appointment.

Poster's age: 23.

• Location: Madison.

• Post I'd: 3614258.

The breakdown:

1) Hot = yes.

2) Beautiful = yes.

3) Chinese, = yes, her engrish int that goad.

4) Girl = no! Luckily for me!

5) 23 = I doubt it. Might be closer to 27-30.

I called her about 4 hrs before the appt. Donation = 1. 8 Standard two call and scheduling was easy. She answered right away both times and called me an extra time when I was a few minutes late due to traffic. Nicer hotel. She's not a flake.

The pictures don't seem to be her. However, she's small, maybe 100 lbs. Enhanced C's topped by nice dark nips that are like little rasberries, maybe 5'3"? Nice face and skin, shoulder length hair. Has on nice tight undies that highlight her stuff. A little ass that matches the package. I like this. And am yet suspicious.

There are some cursory introductions and she seems a little awkward next. I was expecting an LE check, but it seems like she's ready to move right to the donation. I feel pretty comfortable, with the situation, but am leery about what the services are going to be. I do a mini LE check of my own and move on to discussion of services. I pick several popular menu items as I felt I needed to be clear. Her english isn't that good, but get your point across here and it will pay off later. Donation was finally made after le check and discussion of services.

There's light cuddling carressing- she offered a back rub and I gave some lame excuse about not being able to lay on my stomach because of an injury. She quickly said, 'oh, ok, I don't want to hurt you'. I said, 'no, you can't hurt me' and then she immediately got this evil little look in her eyes. I thought it was awesome.

Hands roaming freely in all the right places. I like her nips a lot. She has a pussy that is trimmed, not shaved and not Bush. I put my hand there and she puts her hand on mine and moves our fingers in a circle on top of her clit. We go round and round and I feel her lips fall apart and she's wet. My other hand is on her breast and she's so small it's not a very long trip from there to her pussy. She moves to CBJ. It's not deep throat or ball licking, but it was slow and teasing. Nice. I move to DATY. I was so looking forward to. I took my time. As good as any I've had. Practically tasteless and odorless. Lips for sucking. I needed soy sauce or wasabi and pickled ginger on the side. I've been infected with the yellow fever. I'll have another order of the tuna rolls please.

We had not gone on the to the main event and I knew exactly what I was going to do with this one. I got off the bed and stood up and told her to stand in front of me. I just picked her up and put her down on my dick. Her arms and legs are wrapped around me as I'm standing there, she starts grinding up and down. I grab a handful of each ass cheek and am pumping her up and down on my dick. I can feel her pussy flexing on me as I pull on her ass cheeks. I let go with my hands and she just kept going. I can feel her getting wetter. There's not many providers that you can wear like clothing. I was thinking about taking a walk around the room with her on me. I don't know how long we (I) stood there. I could have gone on a long time in that position, but she eventually got tired. I threw her on the bed for some doggy and finished up mish with her ass on the edge of the bed and my feet on the floor. I came hard and noticed my toes were curled up.

There was a little clean up and then some cuddling afterwards as I had made it clear I didn't want to be rushed out the door.

I suspect her age is not 23 because although her ass is small, it's not really toned. Also, she kept part of her lingerie around her stomach the whole time, so maybe there is baby damage there, but maybe not. And she just likes sex like a woman in her late 20's or early 30's when they really like it. Finally, the lack of drama and flakiness. I've been with some 23yos like that, but it's much more rare IME. So she lied about her age, used fake pics and I had a fantastic time, go figure. Hell, she'd do better advertising as a 30 yo Chinese MILF.

She will be in town for another week or so.

[Fishdude]

Great review. You won't repeat?

Well, I didn't leave feeling ripped off, that's for sure. She's really nice.

It's just little details in the quality of the experience. She said,"don't bother trying to get me off". Well, I was with someone the other day who was getting wet and really getting into it. Quite a different experience.

If I see Kelly again, I'm going to make sure to dine a little (no, wait. A lot) and she also offered CIM. So maybe there are some 'oral agreements' still left on the table.

[Too Nice]

Just like 40 is the new 30, milfs are the new hotties. No drama, experienced, patient etc. Etc. Or so they say.

I saw Kelly recently. She is really good at BBBJ. Her pussy is beautiful and to die for. She is a MILF, but a little more attractive than I had been led to believe. The down side is that she seemed rushed. I was trying to take my time and enjoy, but she kept moving things along. She had another appt after me.

She is also a smoker, before we started, I was laying on her bed naked and she was in another room smoking. The second we were finished, she had to light up again.

I will probably not repeat, but I'll be thinking about how her pussy looks for quite some time.

Great review. You won't repeat?

[Fishdude]

Just like 40 is the new 30, milfs are the new hotties. No drama, experienced, patient etc. Etc. Or so they say.

I saw Kelly recently. She is really good at BBBJ. Her pussy is beautiful and to die for. She is a MILF, but a little more attractive than I had been led to believe. The down side is that she seemed rushed. I was trying to take my time and enjoy, but she kept moving things along. She had another appt after me.

She is also a smoker, before we started, I was laying on her bed naked and she was in another room smoking. The second we were finished, she had to light up again.

I will probably not repeat, but I'll be thinking about how her pussy looks for quite some time.

[Coochie Eater]

Coochie, I saw our girl recently. I didn't get a mouthful of mother's milk like you did, but did get enough to wet my mouth.

Eat the pussy first. When the b1tch cums, her milk lets down big time. Of course, once she cums orally, I have her climb on and ride me cowgirl, so those titties, just brimming with milk, are right there for the harvesting. Also I like to grab her nipples and pull her different directions by them. She tells me she's more multi-orgasmic since the baby, so I sure like making her cum.

And you're right. She's got a very winning way about her. Jesus, and she's HONEST! Find that in a hooker!

Hey, speaking of another keeper, I'm suggesting Paradise. Not as pretty as Sylvia, but a nice little body, very friendly and HONEST! Jesus, I get off on honesty as much as I do a tight pussy or big titties. Guess I've been with too many rip offs.

[Permanent Wood]

Coochie, I saw our girl recently. I didn't get a mouthful of mother's milk like you did, but did get enough to wet my mouth. I spent about an hour with her with part of it spent eating her pussy. I nutted hard in her pussy.

Fucking her on the floor though caused me a few rug burns, at the time I just ignored it and went crazy in her pussy. A few times I pulled out and heard her pussy pop so I know she's a tight fit. I plunged right back in.

Afterwords, I drove her to the store going around town a bit, she showed me a short-cut to her apartment too and overall I had a good time. It sure was nice to not have all the apprehension that is involved in seeing someone new and untested.

[Permanent Wood]

Yes, she's one of the good ones. I've seen her over a dozen times and she's the type that fits the bill for being a regular. Honest, reliable, good communication skills, beautiful skin, nice long hair, and attractive with a nice body. I don't recall any tattoos or stupid piercings either.

All these girls have some quirks though but her's I can live with. The last time I tried to see her she didn't exactly cancel on me but last minute she told me she could only see me for a lot shorter time than I had wanted, so I passed, arggg.

[Coochie Eater]

Permanent Wood gave me a tip on a girl a while back. Beautiful mixed race babe. Just had a baby, but has retained her figure and NO stretch marks! Nice size firm titties just BRIMMING WITH MILK! Ok, so she calls me the other night, saying she needs cash. I strike a deal with her and go to her place. I love DATY with this babe so I ask her to take a mustache ride with me. Now I've eaten a ton of cooze, but I usually do it with the babe on her back, or riding my face cow girl. Sylvia gets on me for 69. Not my normal position, but I give it a try. Damn, she fucking freaks out. I mean she collapses on me, and she's shaking like a dog shitting peach pits. She flips around, puts a raincoat on William, then climbs aboard. Fuck Viagra, I'm hard as stone and I shag her proper. She wraps off a couple more small Os when I reach up and encircle her right tit right on her chest with my hands and squeeze and pull down. That fucking tit sprays like a fountain. I put my mouth on it and suck hard. In one good pull on her titty (Ow, that hurts!) I open my mouth and gargle. I've got about one whole mouth full of sweet warm mother's milk.

This b1tch starts to shake again. I guess seeing me with a mouth full of her lactose got her off. I grab both of her nipples and use them to guide her like a harness guides a horse. When she leans back, I pull her forward by her brown, engorged nipples. Milk dribbles down my wrists. Another big O, and she jumps off me. Can't take it any more I guess.

I finish her doggy to give her poor titties a rest.

I am definitely not lactose intolerant.

PS Hey Scabbie, this really happened and it really happened to me, so go piss up a rope.

[Permanent Wood]

Coochie, I called the number for your girl Paradise and it did ring, but I got a farm supply business instead with some girl asking if she could help me. I told her I was looking for a Hoe.

[Coochie Eater]

Let me clarify for those who can't comprehend English as I put it.

Raven, based on her photos, REMINDS me of Hazel who was a wild fuck with everything on the menu. Hazel was the wild fuck with everything on the menu.

I don't know how that could be misconstrued but apparently it can based on the follow-up comment and PM's I've received.

Tehre was a sduty done that rpertoed that poplee culod read words that were sacmrlbed as long as the fsrit and lsat ltetres were in the rgiht pacle.

Apparently that doesn't work for normal words.

[Permanent Wood]

She reminds me of Hazel who was a wild fuck with everything on the menu.

Let me clarify for those who can't comprehend English as I put it.

Raven, based on her photos, REMINDS me of Hazel who was a wild fuck with everything on the menu. Hazel was the wild fuck with everything on the menu.

I don't know how that could be misconstrued but apparently it can based on the follow-up comment and PM's I've received.