Massage Parlor Reports

[Boston Ampfan]

My friend, I do wish that I could imagine a situation where a lady of any reasonable appearance were holding a bottle of oil in her hand, while running her finger tips over my skin as I lay stark naked before her, the Asian music gently whispering me to sleep, the scent of incense in the air, her succulent nipples peeking ever so slightly through the fabric of her T shirt. And I had the physical and psychic ability to "walk out without the preferred ending" out of desire to teach her a lesson about upselling me for another. 20! But, alas, I cannot! I will freely admit that I am a fool.

When confronted with a truly disturbing and untimely upselling attempt, my usual practice has been to say:

"My dear, you are most lovely. And I do so wish to lift your shirt, free your young lovelies from their fabric encapsulated bondage and flick my hungry tongue across them, while you whisper in my ear, tell me what good lad I am and work your fingers until I experience my own most necessary release- but sadly I am bereft of sufficient funds. I must request-neigh, beg-that you complete your task at the going rate, knowing that when next I visit I shall more than compensate you for your generosity." In other words: "Sorry, Sweetie. I don't have that much with me today. But there is always next week!"

Best thing to do is pay attention to the posts and don't go to ones with a bad review at all, and also try to resist the upsell and offer the standard tip and be ready to walk out without the preferred ending if necessary, they may get it then.

I would suggest that we avoid those that won't provide fairly and if "the urge" is strong then go to a place that has decent service even though it may be out of the way. We are the clientele and we have the final say. Believe it or not!

[Hags Joe]

Never heard of it. Where is it?

Part of Quincy. Has its own Red line stop. Be well.

[Neddd]

I have not been to a Massage establishment for close to 2 months. Nothing to do with funds.

I have been completely put off by the upselling of 40- 50 yr old providers that I would not look twice at on the street.

Not sure if anyone has noticed but most reviews lately have been negative and main complaint is the stupid upsell.

I wonder if we could all agree on a universal boycott of a week or two to set things right?

Perhaps I am delusional! (Not the first time it would have been mentioned! LOL)

I think that a boycott of the MP's that are not providing a good service would be a good idea but just as with many things there are some that will pay the $ no matter what and that's too bad because so many are are getting away with providing really poor service. I would suggest that we avoid those that won't provide fairly and if "the urge" is strong then go to a place that has decent service even though it may be out of the way. We are the clientele and we have the final say. Believe it or not!

[Rito1]

Went to 23A in Wollaston.

Never heard of it. Where is it?

[Member #4142]

I recall a post by someone here who actually called back the main number after drawing an older provider and questioning the dispatch person about having advertised a *young* asian girl. His persistence paid off, and he was redirected to another close-by location where the girl of his dreams (or closer to them) was waiting.

I don't know how you'd search for that post, but the point is that you can sometimes control your destiny.

I posted that one back in the spring. The advertisement on CL claimed a "19 year old Japanese girl with real picture". It sounded good so I checked it out. When I went to the place near Lexington I got a 40+ year old WTF that looked nothing like the photo. I was so disapointed that I walked out and called back to complain.

The woman on the phone appologized and directed me to another place near wakefield where I met a cute little 20 year old from Hong Kong. She was still not the girl in the picture but she actually looked better than the picture. It was well worth the effort and I have been using that technique ever since.

Please feel free to try it yourself. Remember, there is no one holding a gun to your head saying you have to accept what is put in front of you.

[Nsfrmbhnd]

Seems like China Pearl is gone. No more postings, no answer, did a drive by, and looks empty. Has been my only AMP for three years. Had a 100% success rate, with many different providers there. Wondering if anyone knows more?

[Santa66]

Not out of business. I was there last week and had another delightful experience. True, roaming is kept to a minimum, but with Leeza, I'm happy enough to just "let her fingers do the walking"! As anyone who has seen her will attest, she knows what cock worship is all about.

The reviews of Leeza stopped about one year ago. I have not seen her but would like to. Did she go out of business?

[Craven Head]

I figure I'd try one of these places to see what the fuss is about. Went to 23A in Wollaston, haven't been to the area in 15 years, didn't realize it's now Shenzen Western Hemisphere. Easy to make the appt. Arrived right on time, and the lady was waiting for me, got Mai Mai? Had some athletic sweatshirt on, maybe late 30's. Put me in the room came back. I was on the table. She seemed to realized I didn't like donuts early on, and there was decent flirtation. No mention of $$. Massage was light, but how I like it, actually not bad in that aspect. Turned over quicker than I imagined, and she didn't even do a massage on that side, and started on the negotiation pretty soon with me in a compromising position, after my attempts at roaming and asking to disrobe were unsuccessful, I probably should have just said no thanks and done the 30 in 30, but I succumbed to the 40 tip. She didn't take anything off, and no roaming, and the HJ was probably the worst I've ever had. She did finish it, but I could do much better myself, did bring a towel, which was too hot. Candy was a nice touch, but water was from tap and not in a bottle, very low-class to me. She's a nice girl and all, but I will not repeat. Saw a couple places on the way home in the area, maybe will check them out, but doubt it's any different. The communication was pretty bad too, tough to understand each other. Will do non-Asian next time, where the communication is better even if there's more worry about LE there. Would rather just pay a provider twice as much and do it 1/2 the time then go to these IMHO. Much better O when selfing, LOL.

I agree. I had a similar experience a few weeks ago.

The best part was the hot towel.

[SMS 54]

I will not participate in your boycott. There are 2 recent posts, on this page, of good reviews, one in Malden, one in Waltham. Why not continue patronizing places that do consistently good by their clients, and permanently stop going to the ones that pull the upsell and other BS?

I also don't feel that a one or 2 week boycott after Christmas will get through to them, they'll just think the credit card bills came in from holiday shopping, leaving less $ for massagee.

Best thing to do is pay attention to the posts and don't go to ones with a bad review at all, and also try to resist the upsell and offer the standard tip and be ready to walk out without the preferred ending if necessary, they may get it then.

[Top Floor]

I have not been to a Massage establishment for close to 2 months. Nothing to do with funds.

I have been completely put off by the upselling of 40- 50 yr old providers that I would not look twice at on the street.

Not sure if anyone has noticed but most reviews lately have been negative and main complaint is the stupid upsell.

I wonder if we could all agree on a universal boycott of a week or two to set things right?

Perhaps I am delusional! (Not the first time it would have been mentioned! LOL)

I'd go with the boycott. Sometime after Christmas so they understand that we're staying away because of something other than Christmas buying. I have been laying low because I'm getting tired of being shorted on time, interruptions and generally mediocre massages.

[Amp Slave]

I have not been to a Massage establishment for close to 2 months. Nothing to do with funds.

I have been completely put off by the upselling of 40- 50 yr old providers that I would not look twice at on the street.

Not sure if anyone has noticed but most reviews lately have been negative and main complaint is the stupid upsell.

I wonder if we could all agree on a universal boycott of a week or two to set things right?

Perhaps I am delusional! (Not the first time it would have been mentioned! LOL)

Not sure the little head would want to get involved in your boycott. He has a mind of his own.

[Member #4868]

I have not been to a Massage establishment for close to 2 months. Nothing to do with funds.

I have been completely put off by the upselling of 40- 50 yr old providers that I would not look twice at on the street.

Not sure if anyone has noticed but most reviews lately have been negative and main complaint is the stupid upsell.

I wonder if we could all agree on a universal boycott of a week or two to set things right?

Perhaps I am delusional! (Not the first time it would have been mentioned! LOL)

[Traffic626]

Nope. She is still there.

The reviews of Leeza stopped about one year ago. I have not seen her but would like to. Did she go out of business?

[Olepapa]

Probably just a case of everyone knowing the quality of service one gets there so no point in repetition. That said, there is value in periodic updates on the same provider as, from time to time, there can be changes in the quality or level of service with some providers. I doubt that would be the case with Leeza, though. Never, ever left an unhappy man after a visit to her.

PS. This probably belongs on the non-Asian forum.

This does belong in non-Asian forum, but since it is here, I can attest that Leeza's performance has not dropped in the least. Her hands are still golden. It is too bad there is very limited roaming.

[Newday53]

Probably just a case of everyone knowing the quality of service one gets there so no point in repetition. That said, there is value in periodic updates on the same provider as, from time to time, there can be changes in the quality or level of service with some providers. I doubt that would be the case with Leeza, though. Never, ever left an unhappy man after a visit to her.

PS - this probably belongs on the non-Asian forum...

The reviews of Leeza stopped about one year ago. I have not seen her but would like to. Did she go out of business?